TGIF Joke!

2 Sep

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street,

when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

‘Nice bike,’ the cop said. ‘Did Santa bring it to you?’

‘Yes Sir,’ the little girl said, ‘he sure did!’

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.

The cop said, ‘Give this to your Dad, and next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!’

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, ‘Nice horse you’ve got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?’

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, ‘Yes, he sure did!’

The little girl looked up at the cop and said: ‘Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top’!!!

TGIF! Bet it wasn’t what you were expecting!

37 Responses to “TGIF Joke!”

  1. Jay in Ames September 2, 2011 at 8:52 am #

    Good morning all! I’ll be spending my day with my friend Java from Sun. How about you?

  2. LC Aggie Sith September 2, 2011 at 8:52 am #

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

    Great laugh for today πŸ˜€

  3. LC Aggie Sith September 2, 2011 at 8:54 am #

    I was doing a poat, but decided to schedule it for tomorrow morning.

  4. Jay in Ames September 2, 2011 at 8:56 am #

    I wasn’t expecting you, today. I also put another in draft, for a rainy day.

    How are things?

  5. Stinky's Dad September 2, 2011 at 8:57 am #

    Saw Stinky off at the airport. I’ll see him again in a year or so.

  6. Jay in Ames September 2, 2011 at 9:02 am #

    Hmm, Cheney’s book is pissing a lot of people off. First Powell, now Condoleezza Rice.

    I wonder what’s in it. Guess I’ll have to buy it.

    Newsmax: Condi Rice: Cheney Attacked My Integrity

  7. LC Aggie Sith September 2, 2011 at 9:03 am #

    Hubby is adjusting to the time change, and I’m adjusting to the adjusting πŸ˜€

    Poor guy got up at 3 AM and went to watch TV. He’ll probably crash sometime around 3 PM.

    SD, at least in this day and age, he can keep in touch more often πŸ™‚

  8. LC Aggie Sith September 2, 2011 at 9:15 am #

    And by “adjusting” I mean I’m watching First Blood.

  9. GMLand September 2, 2011 at 9:56 am #

    *slaps J’Ames on the back… real hard*

    hahahahahahahahaha.

  10. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 2, 2011 at 11:28 am #

    That wasn’t bad at all.

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 2, 2011 at 11:29 am #

    My Dr. is leaving his practice and joining the military.

    First time since I was a kid that I had a Dr. I actually liked.

  12. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 2, 2011 at 12:12 pm #

    So NASA needs to hire a couple of maids who don’t mind travel…

    http://tinyurl.com/43dfvtk

  13. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 2, 2011 at 12:18 pm #

    Since he isn’t buying into the new and unwritten right not to be offended, I’m sure he is also an Uncle Tom suffering from Stockholm Syndrome or senile dementia.

    Most residents who spoke, both blacks and whites, opposed the ordinance. But H.K. Edgerton, the former president of the NAACP chapter in Asheville, N.C., said he supported flying the Confederate flag because he wanted to honor black Confederate soldiers. Edgerton, who is black, wore a T-shirt emblazoned with images of those black soldiers.

    “What you’re going to do in banning the Southern cross is wrong. May God bless Dixie,” he said, amid some gasps from the audience.

    http://tinyurl.com/3be6t7d

  14. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 2, 2011 at 12:24 pm #

    I’m pretty sure that Fraklin Raines, Chriss Dodd, Bwarney Fwanks, Jaime Gorelick and others are having themselves a great laugh about this as they jet into their spas to sip Mai Tais around the pool.

    http://tinyurl.com/3ct9ajy

  15. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 2, 2011 at 12:24 pm #

    Yeah!!!!!

    I OWN THE COMMENTS!!!

  16. Stinky's Dad September 2, 2011 at 1:04 pm #

    Stinky called to let me know he and his luggage made it to Norfolk.
    His adventure begins in earnest.

  17. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 2, 2011 at 1:18 pm #

    Stinky is member of the United States Navy, and Stinky’s Dad is a blue star Dad.

  18. Stinky's Dad September 2, 2011 at 1:18 pm #

    One corporate CEO who really stands behind his product.

  19. Stinky's Dad September 2, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    Stinky is member of the United States Navy, and Stinky’s Dad is a blue star Dad.

    A very proud one as well.

  20. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 2, 2011 at 1:24 pm #

    One corporate CEO who really stands behind his product.
    youtu.be/3ZzoB6xBWOI

    That’s some awesome, right there.

  21. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 2, 2011 at 2:30 pm #

    Where the Hell is Car in with our wanky wanky?

    This just is NOT how things are done!

  22. Stinky's Dad September 2, 2011 at 2:50 pm #

    This dump has gone to hell.

  23. MCPO Airdale September 2, 2011 at 4:26 pm #

    First loaf coming out of the oven in 15 min. Three more to go this weekend.

  24. Stinky's Dad September 2, 2011 at 4:37 pm #

    Bread whore!

  25. GMLand September 2, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

    Hey all you ingrates – just wanted to wish everyone a nice Labor Day weekend before I jet on outta here.

    Tip your servers!

  26. Jay in Ames September 2, 2011 at 4:48 pm #

    My servers only accept code.

    Wait, not that kind of servers. OK.

    Happy Labor Day to you, too!

  27. Stinky's Dad September 2, 2011 at 4:49 pm #

    Jay, what’s your twitter address?

  28. Jay in Ames September 2, 2011 at 4:50 pm #

    pxystick

  29. Stinky's Dad September 2, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    Thanks, I got on as bigdicksplace, but haven’t done anything with it yet.

    I’m gonna call this a win.
    http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/08/20/3303015/environmental-pioneer-hippie-icon.html

  30. Car in September 2, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

    *slinks in
    wakey wakey

  31. Car in September 2, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

    This dump has gone to hell.

    Still looks like a whorehouse to me.

    *shrugs

  32. Jay in Ames September 2, 2011 at 5:10 pm #

    Well, it’s a short trip, then. It won’t take long.

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 2, 2011 at 5:11 pm #

    Yeah but no one has dusted in AGES!!!

  34. Stinky's Dad September 2, 2011 at 5:15 pm #

    Do my pits smell?

  35. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere September 2, 2011 at 5:32 pm #

    Do my pits smell?

    *waves roadkill near Stinky’s Dad’s pits*

    I don’t know. Do they?

  36. LC Aggie Sith September 2, 2011 at 5:47 pm #

    Quick conversation:

    Hubby (flipping through On Demand): Oh, Knight and Day. I liked that movie. It was pretty cool.

    Me: Eh… it has Cruise in it, and that ruins it for me. Glad you enjoyed it, though (thinking he will continue to find something we BOTH like).

    Hubby: I think I’ll watch it again. It was fun.

    Me: Ok…. (gets up to go finish bread rolls).

    Hubby: You really are leaving???

    Me: (Sigh….)

  37. clintbird September 2, 2011 at 6:09 pm #

    New poat!

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