Anyone Can Be a Prick

14 Aug

I almost said “dick”, but Dick is one-of-a-kind πŸ˜€

Have a great Sunday!

83 Responses to “Anyone Can Be a Prick”

  1. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 9:50 am #

    I can totally see this happen, too.

  2. roamingfirehydrant August 14, 2011 at 10:58 am #

    Heh. Good one.

    Tired and not motivated to do much today.

  3. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    I’m sore, and I don’t like being sore.

    Oh, and Bruce always kept a supply of Kryptonite…just in case.

    Jus’ sayin’, s’all.

  4. Dick August 14, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    Trimmed dead branches off Dad’s big ass oak tree and did a job estimate so far today.
    And what’s this new Firefox bullshit that happened to my computer?

  5. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 11:53 am #

    And what’s this new Firefox bullshit that happened to my computer?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5DsLow4SVQ

  6. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 1:08 pm #

    How the fuck did you get Clint Eastwood on your computer??

  7. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 14, 2011 at 1:13 pm #

    Dear God, I didn’t realize that movie was that old…..

    Mornin’, all!

  8. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 14, 2011 at 1:17 pm #

    I don’t know if you remember me asking a couple of months back for prayers for a church member who had been unexpectedly diagnosed with advanced brain and lung cancer (he was basically told there was nothing that could be done).

    I found out late last night that he had passed away on Friday (he had been under hospice care at home). If you would, please add the Murray family of Fort Worth to your prayers. Thanks so much.

  9. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm #

    Considered it done, Teresa. I remember adding him to my list. I do hope he passed on in comfort and that his family is strong during this time 😦

  10. Dick August 14, 2011 at 2:22 pm #

    Done, Teresa.

    I am the leaky toilet master of the universe!

  11. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 2:24 pm #

    I am the leaky toilet master of the universe!

    Dude, put the seat UP!!

  12. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 14, 2011 at 3:00 pm #

    Since it was hospice, I assume it was as pain-free as it could be. The tough thing is their son is the same age as DD#2 – they’ve grown up together – and his 20th birthday is sometime this month. I’m glad that he was able to be with his family these past few months – he goes to college locally (TCU).

    I know the family appreciates your thoughts and prayers…..

  13. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 14, 2011 at 3:01 pm #

    Paging Al Gore – got another “Inconvenient Truth” for ya, buddy:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14408930?print=true

  14. Dick August 14, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    This place is dead.

    *tosses dead midget hooker’s body in the corner*

  15. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 14, 2011 at 5:07 pm #

    Don’t do that, Dick – they might not find it for days, and then we’ll have to spend the next few weeks trying to get the smell out.

    Take ‘er down to Aggie’s house and dump the body there – she’s got company; that’s sure to get ’em outta there right quick…..

  16. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 5:45 pm #

    Shit, no…I decorate with them, Teresa. Bonus if she’s missing an appendage.

    *makes room in corner for new dead midget hooker*

  17. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 5:59 pm #

    Flank steak, homemade potato chips, green beans for dinner, and ice cream with fream whipped cream fro dessert tonight.

    Anyone who wants some has to bring a beer for the cook.

  18. Jay in Ames August 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm #

    Brings aggie a can of warm Nattie Light.

  19. Dick August 14, 2011 at 6:22 pm #

    I’m doing breakfast for dinner tonight.
    Three eggs over medium, three slices of Owens sausage, and some biscuits.

  20. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 6:33 pm #

    Nattie Light??

    Are you trying to tell me I need to diet??

  21. Dick August 14, 2011 at 6:35 pm #

    A good wind would blow you away, Aggie. I seriously doubt he’s saying you need to diet.
    An anchor in a windstorm, but no diet.

  22. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 6:44 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    *gives Dick bacon*

  23. Dick August 14, 2011 at 7:10 pm #

    I wish there was a live feed of Waterloo, IA tonight.

  24. roamingfirehydrant August 14, 2011 at 7:49 pm #

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvpLexbJQcs

  25. roamingfirehydrant August 14, 2011 at 7:51 pm #

    How the hell can I be commenting too fast?

  26. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 7:56 pm #

    WordBitch is having cramps, Roamy.

  27. Dick August 14, 2011 at 7:57 pm #

    Naww…. Never, Roamy.

  28. Dick August 14, 2011 at 7:58 pm #

    Hit it with a stick.

  29. roamingfirehydrant August 14, 2011 at 8:00 pm #

    There was a lot more I should have done today, but it was too damn hot and humid.

  30. Dick August 14, 2011 at 8:00 pm #

    Wow… Bachmann just told the world that her grandma used to changed over her snow tires in a dress.

    Yeah… She’s starting to frighten me.

  31. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 8:03 pm #

    I got close to nothing done, too. Now that the sun has gone down, I have to haul buckets of bathwater to water my plants.

  32. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 14, 2011 at 8:09 pm #

    Aggie, just go get one of those siphon thingies that they use to evacuate waterbeds when they spring a leak, and connect it to a hose that runs from your bathtub to an exterior window.

    You’ll have to use a little water from the spigot in your sink to create a vacuum, but you won’t have to do as much work hauling water across your house….

  33. GuyS August 14, 2011 at 8:17 pm #

    just turned it on. Bachman is speaking (looks nice in the white dress btw). I don’t know who coached her speaking, but she sounds awfully breathless. *Flashing back to Marilyn Monroe…happy birthday toooo youuuu…*

  34. GuyS August 14, 2011 at 8:18 pm #

    Though it is refreshing to see some one speak without a telepromter!

  35. GuyS August 14, 2011 at 8:23 pm #

    Dalmn she looks great for 55! The MILF is strong in this one! And she likes pie too!

  36. roamingfirehydrant August 14, 2011 at 8:28 pm #

    it is refreshing to see some one speak without a telepromter!

    Damn straight

  37. GuyS August 14, 2011 at 8:31 pm #

    Was Bachman the last one to speak?

  38. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 8:31 pm #

    Teresa, the closest window is in my bedroom, but the bushes are out in front. I could get one of them thingies, but it’s exercise πŸ˜€

  39. Dick August 14, 2011 at 8:36 pm #

    My thoughts on Perry’s and Bachmann’s speeches:

    Perry whipped the crowd up and spoke like a man who should be president.
    Bachmann did the weird ass grandma reference and her shrill ass voice made me want to cut my own head off, but then again, so does Sarah’s.
    The giving the ‘oldest republican mother in the room a pie’ stunt was semi-cute.

  40. Dick August 14, 2011 at 8:36 pm #

    Guy, yep. It’s done.

  41. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 8:44 pm #

    I just realized I can have a rootbeer float….

  42. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 9:19 pm #

    It was a good afternoon. And I took some new pics of everyone too.

  43. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 9:24 pm #

    They were lovely pics, BisW πŸ™‚

  44. Dick August 14, 2011 at 9:28 pm #

    *looks at BiW’s new pics and two thoughts come to my mind*

    Yep, he really did marry up, and hey! I’ve been in that mall!

  45. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    And no one hit the low hanging fruit. I’m so disappointed.

  46. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

    Yeah, but its been a while since you’ve been there, Old Man.

  47. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 9:36 pm #

    I must have missed the low-hanging fruit.

  48. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 9:39 pm #

    Jacob keeps looking at the Corn on the Cob and saying “Hey! Someone put too much pop in that corn!”

  49. Dick August 14, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    30 years.

  50. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 9:43 pm #

    That’s what I mean. I don’t think you’d recognize it…but then a lot of the area has changed so much since we moved here…

  51. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

    Jacob sounds adorable, BisW.

    You know what I noticed? That y’all haven’t been down to see the Alamo.

  52. Dick August 14, 2011 at 9:50 pm #

    Texas/Alamo history. Mexicans attacked Texas and lost. Now they have to cut our lawns.
    (That was the bet)

  53. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 9:51 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    That was a not-so-subtle hint, you know.

  54. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

    He is adorable.

    He spent the day with me yesterday running errands when Ethan and his mom where shopping for school clothes. After 4 stops and 3 hours, we left Costco and he was quiet.

    I asked him if he was being quiet cause he was cool.

    After a pause, he said “Ummm, no. I’m just not talking.”

    Little dude cracked me up.

  55. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    β€œUmmm, no. I’m just not talking.”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    That’s priceless!!

  56. Dick August 14, 2011 at 9:56 pm #

    I doubt I’d recognize much of Ft Lewis anymore….

    Yep, just Google mapped it. Can’t recognize shit with the exception of American lake.

  57. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 10:00 pm #

    Actually, I think Mrs. BiW has been to the Alamo.

    The boys would probably think its too hot.

    And I’d just melt. It gets hot an stuff there.

  58. roamingfirehydrant August 14, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

    β€œUmmm, no. I’m just not talking.”

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    Rocketboy when he was 4 or 5 or so wanted to leave the dinner table. I said, “You haven’t touched your mashed potatoes.” He sunk one finger into the potatoes down to the plate and asked, “Now may I go?”

  59. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 10:03 pm #

    It isn’t just Ft. Lewis any more.

    Its Joint Base Lewis McChord.

    They are very sensitive about it.

  60. Dick August 14, 2011 at 10:04 pm #

    Fuck them. It’s Ft Lewis and those pussies put condos where the airfield used to be.

  61. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 10:05 pm #

    Well, don’t ever say I didn’t try to have a meat up here.

  62. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    I can’t afford more airfare for the boys this year.

    They already flew back to Michigan this summer.

  63. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    I don’t call guys wearing Ranger tabs pussies.

    I like my teeth where they are.

  64. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

    I would have to host a kid-friendly meat-up anyway, BisW.

    My home is always open πŸ™‚

  65. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 10:19 pm #

    Stupid Facebook Ads.

    I saw one for Ottawa Senators Phone covers, and they don’t make one for the Droid 3.

    Dirty rotten teasing bastards.

  66. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

    Aggie, after you move up here, we’ll do a joint one.

    It will be a legend discussed whenever three or more morons gather around a fifth of Val-U-Rite.

  67. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

    Ottawa Senators??

    Do they make an Edmonton Oilers one for the iPhone, I wonder?

  68. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 10:21 pm #

    whenever three or more morons

    Who’s the third?

  69. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 10:26 pm #

    Ha. That was funny.

    Why would you want an Oilers cover?

  70. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 10:27 pm #

    Awesome! H&B got first mention at The Other McCain’s Rule 5 post πŸ˜€

  71. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 14, 2011 at 10:29 pm #

    In case anyone is interested:

  72. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 10:33 pm #

    Why would you want an Oilers cover?

    For voodoo, duh!

  73. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 14, 2011 at 10:35 pm #

    Ooooh – Aggie made the Big Show!

    Congrats, toots!

  74. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 14, 2011 at 10:39 pm #

    Actually, there just aren’t many choices at all for Droid 3 covers. It kinda Hoovers.

  75. clintbird August 15, 2011 at 7:59 am #

    Where the hell is Carin?

  76. Jay in Ames August 15, 2011 at 8:54 am #

    Happy Monday to all!

  77. GMLand August 15, 2011 at 9:14 am #

    Loud Noises!

  78. Car in August 15, 2011 at 9:33 am #

    wakey wakey

  79. Car in August 15, 2011 at 9:34 am #

    My internets were down.

    I blame al gore.

    asshole.

  80. LC Aggie Sith August 15, 2011 at 10:20 am #

    Hey J’Ames, can you put that up in the NEW POAT?

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