It’s raining in D/FW

13 Aug

No shit. We haven’t seen rain here in two or three months.

So much for cutting dead limbs from trees at my dad’s house. There’s always next weekend.

Your word for the day is cleavage. Say it with me now. Cleeeeee-vaaaaage.

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67 Responses to “It’s raining in D/FW”

  1. roamingfirehydrant August 13, 2011 at 8:39 am #

    Bewbs with breakfast!

  2. Dick August 13, 2011 at 8:43 am #

    I hear they’re great in milk!

  3. Car in August 13, 2011 at 9:34 am #

    Morning. wanky wanky

  4. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 9:37 am #

    Good morning!

    Glad to hear you are getting some rain, Dick.

  5. Dick August 13, 2011 at 9:39 am #

    Heh…

    “We said we were coming to get you, and we meant it.”

  6. Dick August 13, 2011 at 9:40 am #

    Aggie, it’s nice and steady, and all soaking in.

  7. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 9:44 am #

    Send some this way, pretty please 🙂

  8. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 13, 2011 at 9:45 am #

    ♫ ♪ Rain, glorious rain…… ♫ ♪

  9. Dick August 13, 2011 at 9:50 am #

    Aggie, I do believe the rain we’re getting is going to hit you guys later on today.

  10. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 9:56 am #

    If it does, and it’s steady and substantial, I’ll send you tequila.

  11. Dick August 13, 2011 at 10:00 am #

    I’ll drink it.

  12. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 10:05 am #

    ZOMG!! We may get some rain!!!

    WHOO HOO!!!!

  13. clintbird August 13, 2011 at 10:09 am #

    Cleavage is vunderbar!

  14. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 10:13 am #

    Soylent Green has a new Spassfabrik post up.

    For those of you who are into that sort of thing.

  15. Dick August 13, 2011 at 10:20 am #

    CB, I find myself a big fan of the side boob as well.

  16. roamingfirehydrant August 13, 2011 at 10:23 am #

    Just not the back boob.

    OT, I’m grumpy because the Soldiers Angels package I ordered for my nephew in late June still has not reached him.

  17. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 10:27 am #

    Roamy, they can take a while. Hubby’s took over two months, but that’s probably because he is in a different theater.

  18. roamingfirehydrant August 13, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    Two months? Shit. I hope what I sent keeps that long.

    I can’t believe he was spoiled in Iraq with only two weeks for mail.

  19. clintbird August 13, 2011 at 10:51 am #

    This looks interesting … good reviews in our local paper yesterday too:

    http://www.bing.com/movies/search/trailers?q=Another+Earth&id=121e5f80-8605-4c4b-af6a-207613c047a2&FORM=ENTCOL

  20. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 11:02 am #

    Sounds interesting, and possibly heartbreaking, CB.

  21. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 13, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    Heh…

    “We said we were coming to get you, and we meant it.”

    http://youtu.be/r8oUwuJIrEo

    They’re doin’ it wrong.

    Frogmarch his miserable ass out into the street, call the neighbors out to witness, and two behind his ear while loudly announcing “LOOTERS WILL BE SHOT.”

  22. Dick August 13, 2011 at 11:36 am #

    Off to look at a job. No friends are allowed in the house while I’m gone. Especially BiW’s friends.

  23. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 12:19 pm #

    Especially BiW’s friends.

    Well, shit…

  24. Dick August 13, 2011 at 1:30 pm #

    I love people who think I can work miracles. It’s fun to break the news to them.

  25. TerribleTroy August 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm #

    < Stops at door…

    What if I'm only well acquainted with BisW? I swear that's not me that posted on his blog fucking with Rutherford. That was my evil twin brother…..Can I come in now?

  26. Dick August 13, 2011 at 2:49 pm #

    You can do as you please here.

  27. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 13, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    I broke up a dog fight in the house over an hour ago, and I’m STILL tired from it. (Stupid grand-dog doesn’t know her place in the pecking order…..)

    I hate this disease – can I haz remission now?

  28. Dick August 13, 2011 at 4:04 pm #

    Was the Pyrenees involved?

  29. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 5:21 pm #

    Just back from the mall. The sun is still shining, that bitch.

  30. Dick August 13, 2011 at 5:42 pm #

    I really want to take a shit on his head…

    http://www.whitehousedossier.com/

  31. Dick August 13, 2011 at 5:43 pm #

    Aggie, it fell apart. Hopefully, it’ll come back together for you.

  32. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 6:08 pm #

    Comparing himself to MLK, Jr.?? I guess since the lie about his parents and Selma was debunked, he had to try another tack.

    Aggie, it fell apart.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    *cries in her beer*

  33. clintbird August 13, 2011 at 6:21 pm #

    Aggie, I’ve been told if all a town’s wimmens get nekking, go outside and dance in a convulsing circle, video tape same and send tape to all their blogging friends, that rain is virtually guaranteed to happen. There is a slight possibility this is a rumor, but I’m thinking it’s probably worth a try, don’t you think?

  34. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 6:24 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    No 😛

  35. clintbird August 13, 2011 at 6:26 pm #

    Oh, I meant to say, nekkid.

  36. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 6:31 pm #

    Still, no 😛

  37. clintbird August 13, 2011 at 6:35 pm #

    Dang it.

  38. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 13, 2011 at 6:37 pm #

    Dick, yes, the Pyrenees was involved; however, the grand-dog is ALWAYS getting in her face.

    The Pyrenees is normally so placid, it’s hard to imagine that she started it, but she was by-God gonna finish it…..

    (kinda like me and my little sister, when you think about it!)

  39. Dick August 13, 2011 at 6:38 pm #

    CB, aren’t you a doctor? Aggie, it’s doctor’s orders! You have to do it!

  40. Dick August 13, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

    Let the Pyrenees go to town. The Pyrenees will simply grab the other dog by the scruff and ‘hurl it’. That’s what they do.
    It’s quite amusing to watch. Patton tossed Bear a good 15 feet a while back.

  41. clintbird August 13, 2011 at 6:46 pm #

    Bachmann won the Iowa Staw Poll

  42. clintbird August 13, 2011 at 6:47 pm #

    I’m not a doctor, Dick, but I know doctors, so there’s that.

  43. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 13, 2011 at 6:57 pm #

    This was in the house, Dick – there’s not 15 feet of “clear” space where a dog could be hurled in the first place……

  44. clintbird August 13, 2011 at 6:59 pm #

    Hey, y’all, watch this!

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/1106586288001/?test=faces

  45. Dick August 13, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    This was in the house, Dick – there’s not 15 feet of “clear” space where a dog could be hurled in the first place……

    Then it would’ve been wall to wall counseling.

  46. Dick August 13, 2011 at 7:06 pm #

    Fear John Huntsman. He’s a political machine!

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0811/61315.html

  47. LC Aggie Sith August 13, 2011 at 7:09 pm #

    Hey, y’all, watch this!

    And hold my beer!!

  48. GuyS August 13, 2011 at 7:21 pm #

    So Bachmann won the straw poll. Don’t agree with everything she espouses, but she would be a far sight better than the current asshole. What is a bit scary (and somewhat telling about the mood of a lot of folks…same to some extent for Bachmann) is Paul coming in a strong second.

    The people do not want business as usual, from either side of the aisle. Look how low the major slick talker (Newt) placed. And he actually said a few things which were spot on. Assuming Perry gets more traction as this political season progresses, also assuming Palin does not enter the race (and I think she has a much better shot at either a cabinet position, or behind the scenes political advisor… or maybe a shot at head of the RNC), you might just see a Perry/Bachmann ticket after this all shakes out.

    Then again, the above and 2 bucks will get you a cup a coffee at the local Road Ranger.

  49. Jay in Ames August 13, 2011 at 7:24 pm #

    Pics from the Straw Poll. Indoor ones are shitty, sorry.

    https://picasaweb.google.com/102575049587922890650/20110813StrawPoll?authkey=Gv1sRgCPuqivjf4bySzwE

  50. Jay in Ames August 13, 2011 at 7:25 pm #

    Santorum was packing up his tent soon after Cain finished speaking. Bachmann was still serving food, and registering voters for the poll. Her tent was packed after the speeches.

    I heard that Paul had run out of food, and was selling his tickets for $10. Bachmann bought my vote today, but just because Perry and Palin weren’t on the ballot. Cain lost me earlier this year, but he is in it til the end, according to his speech earlier in the day.

  51. Jay in Ames August 13, 2011 at 7:26 pm #

    It occurred to me to write in Perry, but Bachmann was my favorite out of the declared candidates at that time. This poll means nothing to anyone but Ron Paul, so I wanted to give Michele the best chance to beat Ron.

    If Perry and Bachmann ran head to head, and my vote was going to decide who was going to win, I would still vote for Bachmann. But my vote isn’t the only one that will matter, so I think Perry will probably have the best chance to win. We’ll see in coming weeks, but I think he can bring together more people, Bachmann is more divisive.

  52. Jay in Ames August 13, 2011 at 7:28 pm #

    Make sure you see the pics of The Thaddeus McCotter Band performing live. He’s a pretty good guitarist. They were playing “Feelin Alright” in that set of pictures. Someone else saw Huckabee playing with a band on TPaw’s stage, and that Thad kicked his ass.

  53. GuyS August 13, 2011 at 7:54 pm #

    Thanks for the after action report Jay!! Hope all the rain passed you by…we got it next door in Illinois.

  54. Dick August 13, 2011 at 8:22 pm #

    Great update and insight, Jay! Thanks!

  55. Jay in Ames August 13, 2011 at 8:25 pm #

    This is the Herman Cain video that was the best all day. Especially the song. Sounded awesome turned up loud in Hilton Coliseum.

    http://freedomslighthouse.net/2011/06/08/new-herman-cain-campaign-video-america-is-ready/

  56. clintbird August 13, 2011 at 8:27 pm #

    Where’s MCPO? He probably never heard of this guy, but he’ll like him.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-8XI6QMZhU&feature=related

  57. Jay in Ames August 13, 2011 at 8:43 pm #

    another song from Krista Branch, the singer in the Cain video. Good stuff!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHtVxDz43KY&feature=related

  58. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 13, 2011 at 9:03 pm #

    Why the f!2# are test strips so damn expensive???

  59. Dick August 13, 2011 at 10:33 pm #

    What? I watch a movie and no comments during the entire flick?

  60. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 13, 2011 at 10:35 pm #

    We were listening.

    I forgot that Debbie Does Dallas didn’t have much dialogue.

  61. Dick August 13, 2011 at 10:38 pm #

    It was Michael.

  62. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 13, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    OK.
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    So why was Kelly watching Debbie Does Dallas?

  63. Dick August 13, 2011 at 10:52 pm #

    Ha! She wasn’t.

    I’m headed to bed.

  64. Jay in Ames August 13, 2011 at 10:59 pm #

    Must have been in a background window then, BiW.

  65. clintbird August 14, 2011 at 8:01 am #

    Wankin’, wakin’ … where’s Carin?

  66. LC Aggie Sith August 14, 2011 at 9:49 am #

    I don’t know, CB, but NEW POAT!!!

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