We Love Pie

11 Aug

They are handy teaching tools.

And they help illustrate salient points.

Look, I put up this poat, not Dick. What kind of pie were y’all expecting?? πŸ˜‰

133 Responses to “We Love Pie”

  1. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 9:47 am #

    I can hear the bitching now…

  2. GMLand August 11, 2011 at 9:52 am #

    -1,000,000 Betty Crockers for lack of pertinent pie.

    I denounce this poat on man code grounds.

  3. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 9:53 am #

    Just wait, GML. Dick will surely update it πŸ˜€

  4. GMLand August 11, 2011 at 9:56 am #

    good thing, I was about to google: pics of pie, moist, warm, delectable, savory, scrumptious, in a pan, on a plate, with milk, without milk.

  5. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 10:05 am #

    Suuuuuure those were the search terms….

  6. Jay in Ames August 11, 2011 at 12:25 pm #

  7. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 12:43 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    How fucking sad…

  8. Jay in Ames August 11, 2011 at 1:22 pm #

    Awesome story. There are still honest and caring people out there, believe it or not!

    Medford man returns rare handgun to Medal of Honor winner

  9. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 1:51 pm #

    Stories like that one give me hope, J’Ames.

  10. TerribleTroy August 11, 2011 at 2:27 pm #

    I just stopped by to bitch. So without further ado…..bitch, bitch , bitch, bitch, bitch………where’s the PIE?

    I feel better now…..

    Satisfied Ags ?

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 11, 2011 at 2:30 pm #

    FYNQ.

  12. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 2:36 pm #

    Satisfied, Troy πŸ˜€

  13. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 2:55 pm #

  14. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 11, 2011 at 3:02 pm #

    Sounds like Jake drank his last cup of Kool-Aid…..

    And is it wrong of me to think that the only reason I’m going to miss having all the older kids away from home this fall is because it means I’m going to have to go get my own damn groceries?

  15. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 3:03 pm #

    Teresa, Tapper shows signs of actually becoming a journalist.

    And no, it isn’t wrong to think that πŸ˜€

  16. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 11, 2011 at 3:35 pm #

    Didn’t realize one of them was “ours”….

    Special Warfare Operator Chief Petty Officer (SEAL) Stephen M. Mills, 35, of Fort Worth, Texas,

  17. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 3:44 pm #

    They are all ours, Teresa 😦

  18. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 11, 2011 at 3:46 pm #

    I know – I didn’t mean it that way, as I’m sure you realize. That’s why I put it in quotations…..

    I found an article about him in our local paper – he had just gotten remarried and was honeymooning a month ago. Left behind 3 kids. He was the leader of that crew that was killed.

    And Obama sucks…..

  19. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 11, 2011 at 3:48 pm #

    There is an odd sound outside – a loud, rumbling noise.

    The skies are dark and ominous-looking.

    I’m not sure, but I think there might be a chance that we could see moisture falling from the skies today….

    Is Al Gore in town?

  20. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 3:59 pm #

    Oh, I see, Teresa πŸ™‚

    The Goron? He had a rant somewhere and is now back in hiding, I think. If you do get rain, take what you can, and save some for me!

  21. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 11, 2011 at 4:30 pm #

    Be brave…its a new world:

    Those most likely to benefit from the new research are women who have been injured during childbirth and the elderly. Bitar says that the same technique could be adapted to make other important sphincters, such as those that hold in urine.

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn20784-artificial-anal-sphincter-could-limit-bowel-incontinence.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-news

  22. GMLand August 11, 2011 at 4:38 pm #

    I just can’t believe they released the names and hometowns of special forces soldiers! Unprecedented I believe… amiright?!

    and BiW – Bionic assholes?! What’s next, regenerative penises?

  23. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

    Depends™ hardest hit…

    And I believe it from this administration, GML.

  24. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 11, 2011 at 4:56 pm #

    I just can’t believe they released the names and hometowns of special forces soldiers! Unprecedented I believe… amiright?!

    That way the Fresh Prez of BillAyers could just fellowship with the Imams at the Iftar dinner, and not sully an important religious event with the mechanics necessary to teach lessons to the families of infidels.

  25. MCPO Airdale August 11, 2011 at 5:11 pm #

    I’m about ready to turn of the TV, the internet and the newspaper. Sick of the whole, rotten, stinking cesspool.

  26. GMLand August 11, 2011 at 5:17 pm #

    MCPO – I just blocked all my news sources on fbook, I’ve gotten to my breaking point I think with my hatred for this president, anyone that supports him and anything that belongs to him. He has fowled nearly everything good about this country.

    and FUCK YOU to any democrat that reads this!

  27. og August 11, 2011 at 5:28 pm #

    I think I found Dick’s coffee table.

    http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/fuo/2505248081.html

  28. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 11, 2011 at 5:45 pm #

    Good lord, that coffee table is like a bad LSD trip…..

  29. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 11, 2011 at 5:50 pm #

    DAMN YOU, RAIN GODS!!!!!!!!!!

    Not a sprinkle here.

    (And no, Dick, I don’t need you coming over here and “telling” me “It’s raining” – I’m wise to that trick…..)

  30. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    Og, that table is a winnah.

  31. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 7:31 pm #

    Made sirloin steak, tater chips, and green beans for dinner.

    And there’s wine.

    But no dessert.

    I feel like a failure.

  32. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 7:48 pm #

    Good evening all!

  33. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 7:50 pm #

    Hey, Guy! How’s tricks?

  34. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 7:55 pm #

    FInished dinner, Deb made a great fritada, and putzed around the yard a bit. Took ‘mom” to a couple of doctor appointments. Just another day in the hinterlands…and great weather too!

    BTW, isn’t there some sort of GOP asskissing … err asskicking … conversation going on in Iowa tonight? Any bets on who is going to “win”, or whom the media is going to anoint “the winner”?

  35. Dick August 11, 2011 at 7:56 pm #

    Shit, Aggie. I should’ve ate at your house tonight.
    We went here for dinner. http://pappadeaux.com/location/?id=30
    I did fried catfish.

  36. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 7:56 pm #

    Oh, and as I only get a buck a trick around these parts, tricks ain’t going too well. (Pretty bad when even your pimp points and laughs.)

  37. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 8:01 pm #

    Pappadeaux me no likey, but then again, I ain’t fond of Cajun food.

    You have an open invite here, Dick! Y’all should come down for a visit!

  38. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 8:02 pm #

    Guy, at least you get something πŸ˜‰

  39. Dick August 11, 2011 at 8:04 pm #

    Aggie me dear, you have the very same invite as well.

    Today was as long and hard as fifth grade, but paid a hell of a lot better.
    Tomorrow I gotta go look at a set condos that need my help.

    I fucking hate condos.

  40. Dick August 11, 2011 at 8:05 pm #

    Guy, you and Aggie really need to hook up with Stinky on Faceplant.
    Just type in my name and you’ll find him.

  41. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 8:15 pm #

    I didn’t want to bother him, Dick. If he wants me to friend him, I will πŸ™‚

    Why do you hate condos?

  42. Dick August 11, 2011 at 8:22 pm #

    Light him up, Aggie. Let him know he’s being watched.

    Condos are nothing but apartments that fools pay up front for. Plus, they have the worst HOA’s known to man.

  43. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 8:24 pm #

    Oh…I thought it had to do with the structures themselves πŸ˜€

  44. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 8:30 pm #

    Ok, Dick. I sent the young man a request, and told him you wanted me to be your spy, but that I was blind.

    /kidding

  45. Dick August 11, 2011 at 8:32 pm #

    The Chief already spies on him for me, but another set of eyes are always handy.

    Aggie, would you believe me if I told you it’s damn near impossible to lift my arms?
    Yep, today was that good.

  46. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 8:34 pm #

    Holy shit, dude…. you need to soak in a tub or get a massage.

    I volunteer Kelly πŸ˜€

  47. Dick August 11, 2011 at 8:36 pm #

    Greatness!

  48. Dick August 11, 2011 at 8:41 pm #

    I volunteer Kelly

    Funny… I volunteer Kelly for quite a few things.

  49. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 8:42 pm #

    Heh, proof that Eastern Bloc countries are truly redneck πŸ˜€

  50. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 8:44 pm #

    Sent him a friend request as well. Perhaps he will hook up with Pat, the aspiring Aviation Electronics Tech.

  51. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 8:46 pm #

    I volunteer Kelly for quite a few things.

    It’s our lot in life…

  52. Dick August 11, 2011 at 8:47 pm #

    Debate’s on here and the pre game show is on now.

    http://live.foxnews.com/

  53. Dick August 11, 2011 at 8:55 pm #

    It’s our lot in life…

    You like a cattle prod and leather undies too? Fuckin’ A!

  54. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:02 pm #

    Hmmmm…drunk debate watching anyone??

  55. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 9:05 pm #

    You like a cattle prod and leather undies too?

    REALLY???

    Like this is news??

  56. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:08 pm #

    Aggie, I think Dick was referring to YOU using the prod, and wearing the panties….not Dick!

    Romney seems to be side stepping a bit already.

  57. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:11 pm #

    Ron Paul just put his foot in his mouth….he so much as said military spending should be allowed on the table for cutbacks. In a “peaceful world, perhaps this would be a legitimate option, but at the present time, who is he kidding?

  58. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 11, 2011 at 9:12 pm #

    Sent DD#3 to pick up some food that I ordered from Red, Hot, & Blue – told the gal on the phone that I wanted 2 POTATO SALADS, got 2 Coleslaws instead.

    *sob*

    I LOVE RH&B’s potato salad…..

  59. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:16 pm #

    I love it when newt or … Hang on, I gotta look up the tard’s name…..
    Huntsman///

    I love it when Huntsman or Newt speaks. That mean I can type comments and ignore the debate.

    Guy, have fun beatin’ him down!

  60. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:18 pm #

    Romney seemed okay to me so far.
    We shall see.
    Pawlenty seems like he’s going for broke, which he needs to do.

  61. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:18 pm #

    The first feeding frenzy! Pawenty just attacked Bachmann!!

  62. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:19 pm #

    Romney sounded okay, until he was directly asked if he would have passed Obama’s healthcare bill, if the same thing had landed on his desk as president. He ducked the question.

  63. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:19 pm #

    Christ… Michelle just lit Pawlenty up like a fucking road flare.

  64. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:20 pm #

    And Bachmann strikes back…called the former governor of Minn “just like Obama”!! He’s not a republican!

  65. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:21 pm #

    Wow… Pawlenty strikes back!

  66. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:21 pm #

    Peanuts, popcorn…ice cold beer…. you can’t watch the bloodletting with out em!!

    And Pawlenty strikes back!

  67. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:23 pm #

    Dick how do you score that exchange.

    I give the first round to Bachmann, the second to the scrappy former gov of Minn, and the third to Bachmann. So far she has it on points, but the night is young!

  68. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:25 pm #

    I say they both lost. Too much Jerry Springer for a world leader.

  69. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:26 pm #

    Romney has to be the big winner, because his name was never mentioned.

  70. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:27 pm #

    I think had it both been guys you would be exactly correct. But she would perhaps be seen as “weak” if she didn’t respond “as a fighter”. On the other hand, she could have taken “the high road” and done a “Reagan”…being gracious. But it is early in the season don’t think it hurt her as much as it did him.

  71. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:28 pm #

    You are right, that Romney stands to win the most as he was not mentioned/involved.

    Newt just got zingged, but turned around and bitchslapped the reporter.

  72. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:30 pm #

    He did, didn’t he?

    Huntsman’s on, and nobody gives a fuck.

  73. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    If you just listen to Huntsman, and not watch the video, he almost sounds like he is near tears. And spent the first couple of min defensively.

    Cain, at least has a sense of humor…

  74. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    Cain just pissed off all the Muslims in this country….God bless him!!

  75. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

    I like Cain, just not enough to send him to the White House.

  76. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:34 pm #

    Huntman’s a fucking pussy who’ll let every god damned wetback on earth hang out in the US.

    FUCK HUNTSMAN

  77. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:34 pm #

    Gotta give Huntsman credit for coming out with “Secure the borders first!”

  78. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:35 pm #

    Didn’t say I would trust him to do it *grin*.

  79. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:37 pm #

    Sweet immigration answer from Cain.

  80. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:38 pm #

    Teresa! Be quiet! We’re watching the debate!

    Newt seems awfully comfortable with the phrase, Selective Service.
    I’m out.

  81. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:39 pm #

    Cain has to be scoring points with his immigration message.

    Someone put a sock in Ron Paul’s piehole!! And same goes for Newt!

  82. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:41 pm #

    Ron Paul always says something of genius level, and then goes to aliens probing his ass.

  83. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    Is it me, or does Pawlenty always look like he’s wanting to go to sleep?

  84. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:43 pm #

    Damnedst thing is I would like to “like” Paul, for exactly the reason you mention, he does come up with some good stuff…then goes and takes a hit off the bong…

  85. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:44 pm #

    Michelle just pissed me off. She’s lying about the cigarette tax.

  86. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

    Yeah Pawlenty is “sleepy”. Hunstman is “weapy”, Paul and or Newt is “creepy”.

    Pawlenty and Bachmann are at it again. Though she seems to be addressing the issues vice attacking her opponate. Pawlenty is a loser!

  87. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:46 pm #

    Paul’s Woodrow Wilson persona ain’t gonna cut it for me. I want my president to be ready to kick ass, take names, and rape cattle. Just like Saint Ronald.

  88. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:47 pm #

    I would have to look at the tax/bill. Haven’t seen what it “really says”. Is it (or was it) an either or proposition as Bachmann suggests, or is Pawlenty on the level?

  89. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:47 pm #

    Gawd, why can’t Sarah run?

  90. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

    I got no clue what that bill says. She just looked like she was lying.

  91. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:49 pm #

    Damn Newt just knocked on outta the Park with the Super commity comments.

  92. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:49 pm #

    God damn! Newt just gave me wood!

  93. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:51 pm #

    He is intelligent, and knows the constitution….but he is such a corrupt “good ol boy” bastard.

  94. Dick August 11, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

    Yep, he is that.

    Mitt is full of shit and a fucking Rino.

  95. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 11, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    It doesn’t matter.

    The candidate will be picked before I can vote, and I’d pull the lever for f’in Newt before I’d do it for King Putt.

  96. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    Chris is right at the fed level….but the states are the states…unless in violation of the Constitution….Romney somewhat ducked the question asked. We already know he would not pass Obama care at the fed level…he said so much over a year ago.

  97. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:56 pm #

    Same here…. I might have to hold my nose, but there is not any candidate I have seen so far who is at the level of incompetence of Obambi

  98. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:57 pm #

    Paul does make sense on the health care issues…but he was a doctor so one would hope he knows something about this.

  99. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 9:58 pm #

    off for a smoke brb!

  100. Dick August 11, 2011 at 10:01 pm #

    Bet Perry is loving this debate.

  101. Dick August 11, 2011 at 10:01 pm #

    Bachman had to pee.

  102. Dick August 11, 2011 at 10:03 pm #

    Huntsman’s a dumb ass. He just endorsed Perry.

  103. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:09 pm #

    Afganistan is a cesspool. But we should not advertise our intentions, as far as when we are going to pull out. Simple solution turn it into glass.

    Newt is at it again.

  104. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:10 pm #

    So Huntsman would declare war against China?

  105. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:12 pm #

    Pawlenty is singing the same old song and dance on “using all the tools”….like they haven’t been used (or tried to have been) already? Good point on Isreal!

  106. Dick August 11, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    Huntsman has no clue.
    Pawlenty is looking decent tonight.
    But not enough to get my vote.

    Christ!!!! I’m gonna end up voting for Perry. I should kill myself.

  107. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    Paul must be smoking some good shit. Wish he would share. Ironically, he is right about sanctions….in the long run, they don’t work…or at least work well.

  108. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:17 pm #

    War in Iran? I know what he was trying to say, but lets try and use the right words shall we. Damn, I am going to vote for Snoopy at this rate.

  109. Dick August 11, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

    Paul’s dead on correct about Iran, but he’s still batshit insane.

  110. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

    Fucking hell, what a great rundown, y’all.

  111. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

    And Cain comes up with some more good points. Might have to look a bit harder at him.

  112. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

    Paul is right about the US (and other major players) using covert (and limited overt) actions to fuck with the locals. But out and out warfare … he is wrong.

    Paul is right about the “rule of law”, still batshit insane.

  113. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:22 pm #

    Some millatents? Paul is showing his ignorance on foreign policy.

  114. Dick August 11, 2011 at 10:26 pm #

    Like I said about Ron Paul…

  115. Dick August 11, 2011 at 10:28 pm #

    Newt increased my woodage.

  116. Dick August 11, 2011 at 10:28 pm #

    Cain’s just not doing it. Sorry Charlie!

  117. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:32 pm #

    Loyalty tests….wonder if just charging the ones who violate the trust placed in them, by their serving in the government (fed or military) with either sedition or treason, if applicable and be done with it. No loyalty test required….just a firing squad. But I guess that is just too simple.

    And Cain should have stuck to his guns on the Muslim issue. And don’t know what the big deal is with Mormons….who cares?

  118. Dick August 11, 2011 at 10:35 pm #

    Fuck it all. I’m headed to bed. Long day tomorrow.

  119. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:38 pm #

    Pretty close to that here too. The “social issues”, might be important, but on the overall sceme of things, right now, they should be on the back burner. And in most cases, the federal government should not be involved in any of it.

  120. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:38 pm #

    Night Dick!

  121. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 11, 2011 at 10:38 pm #

  122. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    With all the coin in the kitty, hope the youngen has at least a .38 special under that sign!

  123. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 10:42 pm #

    That so cruel it’s funny, Teresa πŸ˜€

  124. GuyS August 11, 2011 at 10:45 pm #

    Cain and Bachmann are considerably stronger on the economy

  125. Dick August 11, 2011 at 10:48 pm #

  126. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 10:49 pm #

    Well, the debate certainly put Dick in a mood πŸ˜€

  127. Dick August 11, 2011 at 10:49 pm #

    Fuck it! G’night!

  128. LC Aggie Sith August 11, 2011 at 10:55 pm #

    G’night, Dick! Hope tomorrow goes well!!

  129. clintbird August 11, 2011 at 11:45 pm #

    Newt was counted out too early by many. Bye for now.

  130. clintbird August 12, 2011 at 12:01 am #

    I like your new avatar, aggie.

  131. LC Aggie Sith August 12, 2011 at 12:13 am #

    Thank you CB!

    *smooches*

  132. LC Aggie Sith August 12, 2011 at 12:17 am #

    Poat scheduled for the morning. Y’all lurking have a goodnight!

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