*Heart* Y’all!!

7 Aug

I do!

And I would do it with love!!

Enjoy your Sunday!! 😀

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103 Responses to “*Heart* Y’all!!”

  1. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 10:07 am #

    My Sunday will be a bit bitchy today. Last minute party for my niece, which means last minute gift buying for a picky 17 year old.

  2. Og August 7, 2011 at 10:30 am #

    Cash. One size fits all.

  3. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 10:35 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Good morning, Og 🙂

  4. GuyS August 7, 2011 at 11:13 am #

    If you happen to know of a particular store she is fond of, you can modify Og’s suggestion and get her a gift card…stick it inside a card you know will drive her crazy, to help you get over the frazzled last minute nerves.

  5. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 11:16 am #

    Well, I’m not even sure I should give her anything. Last month she snuck a 23 year old guy into her bedroom, and I’m still pissed off about it. I know it’s not my kid, but she does interact with mine, one of which just turned 16.

  6. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 11:23 am #

    Where else did he sneak her into, IYKWIMAITTYD?

  7. GuyS August 7, 2011 at 11:36 am #

    Sheesh, she sounds like a real peach. Assuming your daughter does not look up to her cousin, is there really a problem there? (Also assuming you and Mr. Aggie have already laid down the proper ground work with your daughter) But with my track record, all I can do is wish you the best of luck, and hope said 16 year old was blessed with your common sense.

  8. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 11:38 am #

    BisW, you smartipants.

    Yes, Eldest knows better, thank goodness.

  9. Dick August 7, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    I’d get her an asswhippin’ as a belated gift.

  10. GuyS August 7, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Damn, I don’t want to go to the salt mine today, than again, not all that fond of being home either.

  11. Dick August 7, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Work’s done for the day. I’m now drenched in sweat.

  12. GuyS August 7, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Dick, that would fall under “the gift that keeps on giving”?

  13. GuyS August 7, 2011 at 11:56 am #

    Sounds like shower time, followed by chilled Tequila?

  14. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 11:57 am #

    I’d get her an asswhippin’ as a belated gift.

    Heh, she got one in spades from my sis, plus got her vehicle taken away indefinitely, and my sis managed to convince the niece’s employer to cut back her hours so that she would be out of pocket money.

  15. Dick August 7, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    Good on Sissy.

    Poat has been updated by a zombie with a great instructional video, that I promise Aggie will do at Halloween.

  16. Dick August 7, 2011 at 12:31 pm #

    16 seconds of fail.

  17. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 12:36 pm #

    I watched that whole video.

    I took notes….

    Oh, and he was wearing pants. I think.

    And he does need to do an eye tutorial.

    Conclusion: BESTEST VIDEO UPDATE EVAH!!!

  18. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

    OK, time to shower and shave. I’d like not be late for church today, but my wife never wants to help with that…

  19. Dick August 7, 2011 at 12:55 pm #

    He’s got a great human pelt video too, Aggie.
    I figured you’d earmark his youtube page with you being one of those artsy fartsy chicks.

  20. MCPO Airdale August 7, 2011 at 1:15 pm #

    1.5 hour workout this morning followed by a spinach wrap with ham and lowfat Swiss cheese. I now have a large tumbler of ice water and am ready to watch golf, do laundry and bake a loaf of bread.

    Gee, Sunday is pretty much like every other day when you’re retired!

  21. Dick August 7, 2011 at 1:20 pm #

    Gee, Sunday is pretty much like every other day when you own a business!

    FIFY
    I worked this morning.

  22. MCPO Airdale August 7, 2011 at 1:26 pm #

    I see Aggie is prepping for her kids’ upcoming school year. . .

    http://fwd4.me/08Rh

  23. MCPO Airdale August 7, 2011 at 1:27 pm #

    Dick – Whatcha working on?

  24. Dick August 7, 2011 at 1:32 pm #

    House up in Mckinney with a bad wall. Nothin’ special.

    Stinky better call today or I’m cutting him out of the billions of dollars I don’t have.

  25. MCPO Airdale August 7, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    It’s alright, Stinky already owes the Democrat government about $40,000, just like the rest of us.

  26. Dick August 7, 2011 at 1:38 pm #

    Yeah, but at least he’s in the position to get something out of them before they try to suck him dry.

  27. MCPO Airdale August 7, 2011 at 1:42 pm #

    I got 30 fun years, a college education and a busted back out of ’em!

  28. MCPO Airdale August 7, 2011 at 1:45 pm #

    Just sos y’all know, Mrs. Rosetta went in for a C section at 11:30 today. No news yet. I’m thinking hard on a good result.

  29. Dick August 7, 2011 at 2:01 pm #

    Hope she does well.

    I expect him to get just about the same, Chief. I’d like to be alive to see him get his Master Degree and make Chief, or Ensign.

  30. MCPO Airdale August 7, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    Dick – Any asshole with a Bachelor’s can be an Ensign, only a select few become Chief Petty Officers.

  31. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 2:10 pm #

    I see Aggie is prepping for her kids’ upcoming school year. . .

    Between that and the corpse video, it’s like y’all know me too well.

  32. Dick August 7, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    Valid point, but I still wouldn’t mind seeing him go the commissioned route.
    Of course, that’s totally up to him and he is sitting pretty to run that way if the urge strikes.

    Regardless, I’ll be a proud daddy no matter what direction he goes.
    Just hope he doesn’t become a serial killer, cause the benefits aren’t what they’re cracked up to be.

  33. Dick August 7, 2011 at 2:13 pm #

    Speaking of select few, do you per wild ass chance know this assclown?
    He’s a Sea bee so I figure chances are slim.
    http://www.navytimes.com/news/2011/08/navy-cuff-cmc-faces-child-porn-charges-080511w/

  34. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 7, 2011 at 2:28 pm #

    Well, you can raise a child up right, and they will STILL go out and have sex if they want to. Been there, done that – three times so far. Wondered each time where I went wrong…..

    And I was finally able to get my video uploaded to YouTube. I had to ask one of the teenagers to help me out, then sat by feeling like my mom and grandmother while watching said kid’s fingers fly over the keyboard.

    She did have the same uploading problem on my computer, so she took it to her computer and uploaded it there. We may have a problem with our wireless service cutting in and out – she has hers hooked up to a cable connected to our router.

  35. MCPO Airdale August 7, 2011 at 3:05 pm #

    Dick – Never heard of him. Hopefully a Dishonorable Discharge (and loss of pension) is in his future, if he’s convicted.

  36. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 3:14 pm #

    Hopefully a Dishonorable Discharge (and loss of pension, weenie and balls) is in his future, if he’s convicted.

    I can hope.

  37. Dick August 7, 2011 at 3:15 pm #

    Fire all of these assholes!

    http://news.yahoo.com/45k-verizon-workers-strike-labor-talks-fail-132200054.html

  38. Dick August 7, 2011 at 3:23 pm #

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

    Just got off the phone with with soon to be Petty Officer Stinky.
    He reads us, which made me giggle my old, smelly ass off.
    Other than coming down with and off of a scorching case of the throat Herp, aka strep throat, he’s doing just dandy, and has increased his lead in the great GPA race of 2011.

    As of now, no orders for C school.

  39. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 3:25 pm #

    “We have never seen such a sweeping attack on the quality of life of our members,” he said. “This is an unprecedented and in our opinion completely unjustified attack on middle-class jobs.”

    WTF?? They pay NOTHING towards their healthcare premiums. That ain’t “middle class”.

  40. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 3:27 pm #

    soon to be Petty Officer Stinky.

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

    Don’t let your dad give you any shit.

    *runs and hides*

  41. Dick August 7, 2011 at 3:31 pm #

    Don’t let your dad give you any shit.

    I’m his dad. That’s my assigned duty in life. It was even on the job application I filled out!

  42. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 3:37 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  43. MCPO Airdale August 7, 2011 at 3:45 pm #

    Stinky, iffin you’re reading this, congratulations on the Crow. Be glad it’s only strep. I caught viral pneumonia in ‘A’ school in 5 week and had to redo the whole thing!

  44. Dick August 7, 2011 at 3:47 pm #

    Monday’s shaping up to be a real winner on the market!
    God damn it’s gonna be ugly!

    http://online.wsj.com/mdc/public/page/mdc_international.html?mod=mdc_topnav_2_3051

  45. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 3:48 pm #

    I would tell you to get better soon, but #1- I’m a mom, and #2- I’m a military wife, so suck it up, Stinky 😉

  46. Dick August 7, 2011 at 3:49 pm #

    I caught pneumonia in basic. Damn near had to recycle, but the DI had a heart.

  47. MCPO Airdale August 7, 2011 at 3:52 pm #

    I believe that everyone should make daily goals and write them down. It’s a practice that has been invaluable in my life.

    http://fwd4.me/08SW

  48. Dick August 7, 2011 at 4:00 pm #

    Biitttt, Eye kaint rite r spil!

  49. Dick August 7, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    Ya know… Life’s fucked up when ya walk outside and it’s 103°, and ya think it’s a bit cooler.

  50. Dick August 7, 2011 at 4:15 pm #

  51. MCPO Airdale August 7, 2011 at 4:40 pm #

    That video is powerful. I’d like to see it saturate the network airwaves for about a month.

  52. Jay in Ames August 7, 2011 at 5:05 pm #

    Henry Wayne Rosetta was born at 10:24am. 7 lbs., 7oz. Length and/or height currently unknown.
    Mom and baby are doing great.

  53. Dick August 7, 2011 at 5:11 pm #

    Good for them!

    Chief, you best sit down when you watch this, cause you’re gonna wanna hurt somebody.

  54. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 5:28 pm #

    I hate it when these shitstains find patriotism, but only if it supports their take.

  55. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 7, 2011 at 5:29 pm #

    I got mono right after the tonsillitis I had during dead week Spring semester of my freshman year in college. Spent the ENTIRE summer cooped up at my parents’ house.

    My health hasn’t been right since…..

  56. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 5:30 pm #

    Dick – Any asshole with a Bachelor’s can be an Ensign, only a select few become Chief Petty Officers.

    I’m an asshole. And I have a Bachelor’s Degree.

    And now I learn that I coulda been a contender.

  57. Dick August 7, 2011 at 5:33 pm #

    BiW, Stinkster read that comment from the Chief and busted up laughing.

  58. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 5:37 pm #

    We stopped at roadside stand on the way home and got some fresh peaches, cherries, and corn from Yakima on the way home. The fruit is awesome and the corn will be EXCELLLLLLLLEEENNNNTTTTT.

  59. MCPO Airdale August 7, 2011 at 5:44 pm #

    If I every see Axelrod on the street, he better hope to have some decent security around him. He is due a serious ass-whupping. What a pus-filled chancre sore!

  60. Dick August 7, 2011 at 5:47 pm #

    Sounds like a good deal.They grow corn by the shitload in Delaware and I’m kinda looking forward to getting my hands on some of that fresh picked stuff.

  61. Dick August 7, 2011 at 5:48 pm #

    Told ya. I left an ‘I love you’ note at the video.

  62. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 5:50 pm #

    Alright, time to go wash the Mrs.’s car. That will keep me busy.

  63. Dick August 7, 2011 at 5:54 pm #

    Fuck that. It’s hotter than hell here.
    The only thing I’m going outside for is to grill some porkchops in an hour or so.

    And yes, I do have a glass of Cuervo’s finest in my hands right now.

  64. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 6:01 pm #

    Or I’ll go do the grocery shopping. That works too. And I’ll be kidless for an hour or so. Win-win.

  65. Jay in Ames August 7, 2011 at 6:07 pm #

    Corn up in WA? I didn’t think it’s warm enough to get really sweet up there. I’ll have to try it sometime.

    The Iowa corn is excellent this summer, with all the hot weather.

  66. Dick August 7, 2011 at 6:16 pm #

    Jay, I wish I knew where the corn came from that we get down here. It’s awfully sweet!

    In other news; Once again, Fuck the TSA.
    Un-fucking-real
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/07/pregnant-woman-says-tsa-agents-confiscated-her-insulin/#comment

  67. Dick August 7, 2011 at 6:17 pm #

    Kelly’s playing online poker. I think she’s down to her thong.

  68. Car in August 7, 2011 at 6:20 pm #

    wakey wakey

    I miss Jazz.

    sigh

  69. Car in August 7, 2011 at 6:22 pm #

    I got next to nothing accomplished today.

    Yesterday was AAA, unlike our economy. I’ve downgraded today.

  70. Car in August 7, 2011 at 6:24 pm #

    I could pop open a beer and do a bit of gardening. today wouldn’t be a total loss.

  71. Dick August 7, 2011 at 6:29 pm #

    Where did Jazz run off to?
    Is he on some sort of sabbatical?

  72. Dick August 7, 2011 at 6:30 pm #

    I fixed a broken wall and made people who thought it could never look good smile. My day was priceless.

  73. Car in August 7, 2011 at 6:35 pm #

    excellent dick. My husband needed attention, so I didn’t end up doing much.
    `

  74. Dick August 7, 2011 at 6:38 pm #

    As long as ya made him smile, or really hawt, sweaty and thinking he married the sexiest woman on the planet.

    If there’s a hell, somebody’s gonna burn.
    http://www.navytimes.com/news/2011/08/ap-thieves-target-honor-guard-during-burial-080611/

  75. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 7:59 pm #

    I think she’s down to her thong.

    Sounds like Dick is WINNING!!

    And I don’t meant at poker.

    If there’s a hell, somebody’s gonna burn.

    Oh, there is, I’m sure of it.

  76. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 8:07 pm #

    In other news; Once again, Fuck the TSA.
    Un-fucking-real
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/07/pregnant-woman-says-tsa-agents-confiscated-her-insulin/#comment

    Sounds like she was following the TSA guidelines, which means someone needs their asses kicked but good. Fucking around with someone’s insulin could get someone seriously fucked up and not in a good way.

    This makes me feel all tingly inside about the next time I fly.

    “Don’t worry about the injectables. Worry about the teeny tiny needles I’m going to jab into your eyeballs if you don’t get your filthy mitts off my meds.”

  77. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 8:10 pm #

    Sounds like Dick is WINNING!!

    And I don’t meant at poker.

    You don’t know that. He could be poking her for the win right now.

    Speaking of which, Old Man, tell your loverly bride that she has a twin in WA. I swear I saw someone who looked just like her at the grocery store this afternoon, only she didn’t have a homicidal clown with her.

    Corn up in WA? I didn’t think it’s warm enough to get really sweet up there. I’ll have to try it sometime.

    Jay, it gets plenty warm on the eastern side of the state where this is grown. They actually get four seasons on the other side of the mountains.

  78. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 8:17 pm #

    He could be poking her for the win right now.

    Good point.

  79. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 8:24 pm #

    Hopefully not too pointed.

  80. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 8:25 pm #

    This zero calorie Arnold Palmer doesn’t completely suck.

    It would be a lot better with 2-3 shots of 99 Apples in it, but it doesn’t completely suck.

  81. roamingfirehydrant August 7, 2011 at 8:26 pm #

    Hopefully not too pointed.

    *snort*

    That reminds me of geek graffiti on the walls at Georgia Tech. “Mr. Spock: it’s not just his ears that are pointed.” With accompanying picture. In green.

  82. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 8:32 pm #

    My wife just called this to my attention. She figured I’d probably share it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxW_ZCd64tg

  83. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 8:33 pm #

    That reminds me of geek graffiti on the walls at Georgia Tech. “Mr. Spock: it’s not just his ears that are pointed.” With accompanying picture. In green.

    Kinda like why Superman and Lois Lane can’t ever have sex.

    The minute he comes, he blows a hole in her.

  84. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 8:36 pm #

    Man, this thread went south fast, even without Dick’s help 😀

  85. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 8:38 pm #

    Hail to the V

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  86. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 8:38 pm #

    It’s a gift, really.

  87. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 8:39 pm #

    But I’ll have to shuck the corn and cook the brats soon.

  88. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 8:42 pm #

    What should I put on the brats? Fresh salsa, or should I dice a Walla Walla sweet onion and put yellow mustard on it? Decisions, decisions.

  89. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 8:43 pm #

    I would do the onion and mustard, BisW.

    More traditional that way.

  90. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 8:46 pm #

    Summer meals are so suggestive.

    Hot sausages and corn on the cob. Nope. Nothing wrong with that picture.

  91. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 9:05 pm #

    All you are missing is bananas, dipped in chocolate, and frozen on a stick!

  92. roamingfirehydrant August 7, 2011 at 9:17 pm #

    I like the way Aggie thinks.

  93. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    It’s actually a great treat for summer.

  94. roamingfirehydrant August 7, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

    I’m just thinkin’ “Ways to Make a Man Sweat #107”

  95. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

    Fresh salsa on a brat…mmmmmm. I lurves me salsa brats.

  96. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    Jake keeps telling me “They put too much popcorn in your corn.”

    I don’t know about that, but it is delicious.

  97. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 10:06 pm #

    Salsa? You heretic.

  98. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 7, 2011 at 10:35 pm #

    Three ears of corn.

    That should pretty much get my numbers FUBAR’d.

    But I think it was worth it. Yum.

  99. Dick August 7, 2011 at 10:39 pm #

    Watched Space Cowboys tonight. Always a good flick and now ya have to think of Roamy when that shuttle takes a beating.

    Night folks. Long day tomorrow.

  100. Jay in Ames August 7, 2011 at 10:42 pm #

    Salsa is better than sauerkraut, way better.

  101. LC Aggie Sith August 7, 2011 at 10:49 pm #

    G’night, Dick!

    Salsa is way better than ‘kraut, but not better than onions and mustard on a bratwurst.

  102. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 8, 2011 at 9:28 am #

    Blackiswhite, Imperial ConsigliereAugust 7, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    But I’ll have to shuck the corn and cook the brats soon.

    BiW cooked his children last night?

    Guess I logged off too early……

  103. LC Aggie Sith August 8, 2011 at 9:41 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    New poat!!!

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