I got nuttin’

4 Aug

A big ass bag of empty.

So go get some.

Does anybody else have trouble with the valves?

Wonder how those three studs at the Miami Heat are doing this summer?

Interesting…. I Googled ‘The Perfect Milf’ and this broad popped up.

72 Responses to “I got nuttin’”

  1. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 9:47 am #

    This poat has a lot, though, Dick.

    Especially the last pic πŸ˜‰

    And GOOD MORNING!!!

  2. clintbird August 4, 2011 at 9:52 am #

    Hooray for “The Color Purple!!!”

  3. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 10:00 am #

    I bet Dick is cheering for Navy, CB πŸ˜‰

  4. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 10:10 am #

    Great…. I finally have time to sit around and do nothing but comment here, and no one is around….

  5. Jay in Ames August 4, 2011 at 10:21 am #

    Yeah, this “Color Purple” is a lot better than that other “Color Purple”.

  6. Dick August 4, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    Lazy day here. No jobs or estimates as of yet. The heat has killed business, but the good news is once it cools down, I’ll be slammed.

  7. Jay in Ames August 4, 2011 at 11:03 am #

    Haha, good one, Treacher!

    Daily Caller (DC Morning): Happy 57th Birthday, President Obama

  8. GMLand August 4, 2011 at 11:14 am #

    I am violently bored. No sudden stimulation please.

  9. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 11:25 am #

    I still have visitors here, so no violent boredom, GML.

  10. Jay in Ames August 4, 2011 at 11:25 am #

    We’ll try to keep it down, then, aggie.

    *pokes Gland with a stick

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 4, 2011 at 11:28 am #

    I think Dick is trying to raise our traffic volume.

    I bet its working.

  12. Dick August 4, 2011 at 11:39 am #

    Oh, I could raise the traffic levels here real quick, but these mommy blogs would get all bent outta shape if I did.

  13. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 11:39 am #

    We should send some of these poats to Stacy McCain’s Rule 5.

  14. Jay in Ames August 4, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    Yeah, let’s tone it down. It’s hard enough to keep all the porn tabs separate from UP, with the background. We don’t need to muddy the waters further.

  15. Dick August 4, 2011 at 11:51 am #

    Yeah, let’s tone it down.

    Seriously?

  16. Jay in Ames August 4, 2011 at 11:52 am #

    Nope, not at all, dick. Completely tongue in cheek. I thought the porn tabs comment would have given me away.

  17. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 12:00 pm #

    Completely tongue in asscheek.

    Fixeted.

  18. Dick August 4, 2011 at 12:14 pm #

    I should’ve caught the sarcasm. My bad, Jay.

  19. Og August 4, 2011 at 12:47 pm #

    Moar pyx of fat mijit chic pls. Pref. Suffocating socialists with their sweaty meat curtains. And bricks.

  20. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 12:59 pm #

    That has to be the best Dick comment by not Dick ever.

  21. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 4, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

    Og is truly a Renaissance Neanderthal….

  22. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 4, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

    Now, THIS is a birthday present I would have liked to send Barry – thanks, Politico!

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0811/60640.html#ixzz1U4A1Osmt

  23. Jay in Ames August 4, 2011 at 1:11 pm #

    thanks, Politico!

    I threw up in my mouth a little, just reading that.

  24. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 1:13 pm #

    I threw up a lot.

    *goes to gargle with Drano*

  25. Dick August 4, 2011 at 1:21 pm #

    Ladies, Og’s hung out at my house with Kel and I. He’s a huge man, but a total sweetheart and complete gentleman.
    He’s also one of the few I’d allow to fight along side with me, and I’m a complete prick about that.

    And fuck Politico. Lil’ commie fuckstains…

  26. Og August 4, 2011 at 1:28 pm #

    Dick is my hero. Plus he once said he wanted to have sex with my socks. I giggle at dicks trolls because I’ve met Dick.

  27. Guy S August 4, 2011 at 1:31 pm #

    They did everything but swallow. Hopefully Politico charged the White House for services rendered.

    And Og is “finest kind”. Though I can’t think of any reason why I wouldn’t be honored to have anyone of you covering my six.

  28. Dick August 4, 2011 at 1:33 pm #

    Yea! Texas!!!!!!

    We have just officially entered the worst water drought, ever!

    I’m gonna go wash the truck.

  29. Dick August 4, 2011 at 1:34 pm #

    Damn, I think a three way reach around is in order now.

  30. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 1:36 pm #

    Oh, I’ve been lurking at Og’s for a while, Dick.

    It’s like y’all share the same brain.

  31. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 4, 2011 at 1:38 pm #

  32. Dick August 4, 2011 at 1:39 pm #

    Now that’s funny, Teresa!

  33. Dick August 4, 2011 at 1:39 pm #

    I just added Og’s link to our blogroll. The hover over pretty much covers it.

  34. Og August 4, 2011 at 1:41 pm #

    Dick has the brain on tuesdays, fridays and weekends. I fill in the rest.

  35. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 1:42 pm #

    The hover over pretty much covers it.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

  36. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 4, 2011 at 1:43 pm #

    Og is a local? (DFW’er, I mean)

    And where’s this site that Aggie is lurking at? ‘Cuz Og didn’t include a link to his site….

  37. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 4, 2011 at 1:47 pm #

    OK, maybe I read that article a little differently than you guys did – to me, it sounded like the writers were trying to make the best of a shit sandwich, but not even THEY could make it palatable. The article holds out no hope whatsoever for Obama’s chances in 2012 – NONE. The authors just can’t bring themselves to admit it, though….

  38. Dick August 4, 2011 at 1:54 pm #

    Naw, Og’s up close by Stinky, around Chicago way.

  39. Dick August 4, 2011 at 1:54 pm #

    Teresa, Og and I have been friends for years now.

  40. Dick August 4, 2011 at 1:58 pm #

    Women who love to fish.
    NSFW http://is.gd/IoP9xT NSFW

  41. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 2:36 pm #

    I read it the same way you did, Teresa. I just can’t bring myself to cheer for Politico.

    But this is rich:

    β€œAs for 2012,” Winfrey added, β€œIf the campaign needs me, I’m happy to be of service. I’m in his corner for whatever he needs me to do.”

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0811/60625.html#ixzz1U5QR5VbT

    My question is, when did she stop servicing Obama??

  42. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 2:38 pm #

    Those are very nice photos, Dick. I liked the top right one.

  43. Car in August 4, 2011 at 2:38 pm #

    I’m chillaxing. I need to go for a run, though, in a bit or I won’t have time.

    someone kick my ass.

  44. Car in August 4, 2011 at 2:43 pm #

    I was at cedar point for 11.5 hours yesterday. got there at 10:30, left – at 10. My dogs were tired.

    but, I’ve laid on my butt for long enough today (had to drive back home this morning). srsly. someone tell me to get running.

  45. Jay in Ames August 4, 2011 at 2:43 pm #

    By the way, I threw up in my mouth when I read the words “Thanks Politico”. I hadn’t gone to the site yet.

  46. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 2:44 pm #

    *puts on stilettos*

    *kicks Carin’s ass*

    You’re welcome πŸ˜€

  47. Dick August 4, 2011 at 2:47 pm #

    Kick or kiss?

  48. Jay in Ames August 4, 2011 at 3:47 pm #

    Trying to keep up with Texas, Sooners?

    http://www.ncaa.com/news/basketball-men/2011-07-28/oklahoma-admits-major-violations

  49. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 4, 2011 at 4:08 pm #

    Woo-hoo! We’re #1:

    The head of the National Weather Service calls it a heat wave longer than any he can remember β€” and Dallas is the poster city: 34 straight days at 100 degrees or hotter.

    Meantime, I’ve got Neeraj from Microsoft Support stumped right now – we’re “chatting”, and he had to go check with his source. I know how to screw things up when it comes to computers….

  50. Dick August 4, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

    Teresa, we’re gonna be busting all kinds of records with this heat wave.
    Good news? My electric bill was only $250 this month, which means the worst it’ll be next month is $250.

    Awesome!

  51. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 4, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    We were in College Station during the 1980 heat wave – it didn’t get as hot there as it did in the DFW area, but we had 90%+ humidity to make up for it.

    I think I woulda rather been in DFW at that point….

  52. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 4:50 pm #

    CharlietittyfuckingSheen, I just found three bins full of my pregnancy and fat clothing.

    Goodwill is gonna love me.

  53. Dick August 4, 2011 at 5:08 pm #

    Yeah they will. So will some young mom to be who’s broke.

  54. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 5:13 pm #

    Good news is the bins were well sealed, and the clothing is in excellent condition.

    Bad news is I broke two of them trying to open them.

  55. Dick August 4, 2011 at 5:30 pm #

    No biggie, getting the clothes to a girl who needs them is the important part.

  56. Dick August 4, 2011 at 7:23 pm #

    *looks around. sees that nobody’s within a thousand miles, and drops pants, then shakes dick at poat. pees in potted plant, and superglues all phone handsets to their cradles. walks out, but moons the joint on the way.*

  57. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 7:33 pm #

    Why not just go pantless, Dick??

    Sheesh…

  58. Dick August 4, 2011 at 7:37 pm #

    I usually do, to job estimates.

  59. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 7:41 pm #

    I usually do, to job estimates.

    Damn this stupid hardy plank!!!

  60. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 4, 2011 at 8:32 pm #

    Neeraj handed me off to Dinesh, and 3 hours later, we STILL don’t know WTF is going on. They’ve got all of my file information, and are going to look into the problem and call me back next week.

    Why am I always the one who gets the “stump-the-tech-support” issue?

  61. Dick August 4, 2011 at 9:10 pm #

    Cause you’re the one who pushes the wrong button.

    Tell me what’s going on, and I’ll fix it. I don’t care what happened before or after, just let me know what the computer’s doing now.

  62. MCPO Airdale August 4, 2011 at 9:12 pm #

    Hit it with a neoprene hammer until it decides to comply.

  63. Dick August 4, 2011 at 9:24 pm #

    Neoprene hell! Use a 3lb sledge,

  64. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 9:38 pm #

    I thought around here we used ball peen hammers? πŸ˜‰

  65. Dick August 4, 2011 at 9:40 pm #

    Aggie, I don’t own no stinkin’ ball peen hammer.

  66. LC Aggie Sith August 4, 2011 at 9:56 pm #

    It was a rather feeble attempt at crotch humor.

    *drinks more beer*

  67. Guy S August 4, 2011 at 10:10 pm #

    All my hammers are like me Eunuchs each and every one…no balls.

  68. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 4, 2011 at 10:16 pm #

    Trying to upload a video from Windows Live Movie Maker to YouTube. Not happening. Get an error message. Try going through the other way (uploading through YT), won’t happen with the “normal” upload, using the “Large” upload now, it tells me it will be downloaded in 6400 minutes AND COUNTING.

    It’s a 4 minute video of photographs and music – nothing fancy, ‘cuz this is my very first time to do this.

    Several other people have gotten the same error message, I did everything they were told to do by MS techs – nada.

    Apparently the earlier version of WMM worked just fine; mine is in Windows 7 (came with the computer).

    I just want to be able to share this video with family and friends on my blog…..

  69. Dick August 5, 2011 at 8:02 am #

    Teresa, upload the movie from the source. From the cd or memory card.

    You’re welcome.

  70. Dick August 5, 2011 at 8:03 am #

    You can’t upload from Windows movie maker as far as I know.

  71. Dick August 5, 2011 at 8:17 am #

    New poat for the well endowed.

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