Cheer up

3 Aug

Dick Morris put a smile on my face this morning.

Oh, FUCK YOU, Obama.

And just because it’s needed, find the butterfly.

The word of the day is ‘panties’.

70 Responses to “Cheer up”

  1. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 3, 2011 at 8:52 am #

    Just for BiW:

    There’s a paradox that has long puzzled doctors: Roughly half the people who have heart attacks have perfectly normal cholesterol levels. I had a patient once whose total cholesterol was just 145โ€”well below the 200 threshold above which doctors recommend treatment. And yet he had suffered two heart attacks by the age of forty-eight. Another patient had cholesterol above 300. But at the age of seventy, she had no plaque in her coronary arteries. How could this be?

    http://health.msn.com/health-topics/cholesterol/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100275429&gt1=31007

  2. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 3, 2011 at 8:53 am #

    I don’t see a butterfly, but I DO see a camel toe….. ๐Ÿ˜›

  3. MCPO Airdale August 3, 2011 at 10:03 am #

    Morning all!

  4. Dick August 3, 2011 at 10:12 am #

    Nice easy job this morning that’s already complete.
    The rest of the day will be devoted to chronic masturbation and political talk shows.

  5. Og August 3, 2011 at 10:17 am #

    Good morning from the frozen wastes of canuckistan!

  6. MCPO Airdale August 3, 2011 at 10:19 am #

    Og, I need to research the immigration requirements for Canuckistan. If I convert to I-Slam, pretend to hate hockey and the Conservative party, do I have a shot?

  7. Dick August 3, 2011 at 10:22 am #

    I know some guys who were stationed in Canada in the late 60’s.

  8. MCPO Airdale August 3, 2011 at 10:46 am #

    Dick – I think Og is ognoring us!?

  9. Dick August 3, 2011 at 11:13 am #

    Naw, he just likes to dive bomb for one or two comments then take off.
    Hell, at my old site, I never answered comments.

    Shit, I’m outta Cheetos.

  10. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 3, 2011 at 11:30 am #

    That ain’t a camel toe. Its a moose knuckle. I think she keeps a midget in there when she’s lounging around at home.

  11. LC Aggie Sith August 3, 2011 at 11:37 am #

    No, BisW. This is Mooseknuckle:

  12. Jay in Ames August 3, 2011 at 11:49 am #

    How am I supposed to get the camel toe joke in, if I have a job and have to work?

    Leave the low hanging fruit for Jay, people! It’s in the rules.

  13. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 3, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    *looks through copy of Teh Rulez*

    Uhhhh, no. Not here.

  14. MCPO Airdale August 3, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    Section V, Subsection G, paragraph 9(a)7

  15. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 3, 2011 at 12:28 pm #

    Nope. That rule never actually made it out of the subcommittee, and therefore was never validly enacted.

  16. Jay in Ames August 3, 2011 at 12:30 pm #

    Yeah, like that would work in real life. *issues executive order to get my way.

  17. clintbird August 3, 2011 at 12:37 pm #

    That first gal got some thighs!!!

  18. Dick August 3, 2011 at 12:47 pm #

    Hey, I don’t fuck around when I poat.
    You think you’re runnin’ with white trash or something?

  19. MCPO Airdale August 3, 2011 at 12:59 pm #

    Seek and ye shall find.

  20. Dick August 3, 2011 at 1:00 pm #

    Stinky’s the one who’d better be seeking his ass off right about now.

  21. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 3, 2011 at 2:01 pm #

    Gluten: Evil since 1898 –

  22. Og August 3, 2011 at 2:30 pm #

    I’m in canuckistan I have to send comments via carrier buzzard

  23. TerribleTroy August 3, 2011 at 2:46 pm #

    For some reason when I look at Cathy CamelToe all I hear in my head is some guy with a serious tude screaming “Your days of fingerfucking Mary J Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are OVER

  24. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 3, 2011 at 2:57 pm #

    Yeah, but what does DOG say, Troy?

  25. Dick August 3, 2011 at 3:17 pm #

    I lurves mees some quality cameltoe.
    And speaking of; In Wally World this afternoon I witnessed a seventy year old broad in a tube top, and her left tit was hanging free like it was bunging jumping or some shit.

    She received a very polite, “Ma’am, one of your tits have busted outta jail”, from me.
    Yep, she totally ignored me.

  26. Dick August 3, 2011 at 3:22 pm #

    Do. Not. Fuck. with the mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania.
    He will fuck up your day.

  27. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 3, 2011 at 3:25 pm #

    She was secretly pleased that someone was paying attention, Dick.

  28. Dick August 3, 2011 at 3:26 pm #

    Shhh…. I’m in counseling and can’t type.

  29. Dick August 3, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    BiW! Stop fucking around before ya wreck the kitchen!

    http://is.gd/sAJZZF

  30. Jay in Ames August 3, 2011 at 3:34 pm #

    Do. Not. Fuck. with the mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania.

    Of course, that’s where Marko Ramius is from.

  31. Dick August 3, 2011 at 3:45 pm #

    And he will break the neck of a KGB douche for fun.

  32. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 3, 2011 at 3:46 pm #

    Only later did he realize it might not be legal and sent a question to Sweden’s Radiation Authority, which answered by sending the police.

    He did WHAT in his kitchen?

    Fuck that. We aren’t going in there. YOU guys go in there.

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 3, 2011 at 3:49 pm #

    He wasn’t KGB. He was the zampolit…the political officer.

    The Cook was KGB.

  34. Dick August 3, 2011 at 3:52 pm #

    Minor detail. Pretty snooty coming the one who had a thermonuclear meltdown in his kitchen.

  35. Jay in Ames August 3, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    There are things in here that don’t react well with bulletskitchen-made thermonucleaur piles.

  36. Dick August 3, 2011 at 4:05 pm #

    Seattle is under attack by the US Navy via the USS Bonhomme Richard.

  37. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 3, 2011 at 4:11 pm #

    Minor detail. Pretty snooty coming the one who had a thermonuclear meltdown in his kitchen.

    Not a minor detail.

    Zampolits are true believers, and therefore not the sharpest tools in the shed.

    KGB are enforcers who enjoy their work, and should therfore be regarded as a threat.

  38. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 3, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

    “You arrogant ass. You killed US!”

  39. Jay in Ames August 3, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    I would have liked to have seen Montana.

  40. Dick August 3, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    My dad never used to take me fishing here, by that little point.

    He couldn’t as we were in Texas.

  41. Jay in Ames August 3, 2011 at 4:22 pm #

    Haha, well played, Dick!

  42. Dick August 3, 2011 at 4:22 pm #

    You’ve been reading too much Clancy.

  43. Jay in Ames August 3, 2011 at 4:26 pm #

    There is no such thing as too much Clancy. Well, the new stuff, true. But old school Clancy? He could have a book a week back then, and I would have bought every one.

  44. Dick August 3, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

    The old Clancy was okay, until he discovered the adjective.

  45. Dick August 3, 2011 at 4:43 pm #

    Jay, do you have a copy of my book?
    If not, send me your address to bigdicksplaceatyahoooooooooooo.commie.
    I’ll zip ya one.

  46. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 3, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    Without Remorse and Red Storm Rising were EXCELLENT.

    Debt of Honor just pissed me off.

  47. Dick August 3, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    Everything after Without Remorse started sliding downhill. Too many words and not enough story.

  48. Jay in Ames August 3, 2011 at 5:12 pm #

    Clear and Present Danger is my favorite, because of the characters (Clark and Chavez). Without Remorse is my favorite because of the story.

    Red Storm Rising is in a class by itself.

  49. Jay in Ames August 3, 2011 at 5:14 pm #

    I did like The Bear and the Dragon, just because of his discussions of technology in warspace. He’s always been quite prophetic in that area.

    And sent, Dick. Thanks! Point it out online, and I’ll buy a copy.

  50. Dick August 3, 2011 at 5:19 pm #

    I couldn’t stand Clear and Present Danger, simply because those grunts would’ve murdered those idiots coming after them. Grunts don’t fucking run away, especially on the motherfucking jungle as that’s our home-turf. They may back up a bit, but then they’ll get settled and bring hell onto the enemy.

    That book just pissed me off.

  51. Jay in Ames August 3, 2011 at 5:24 pm #

    I agree with that synopsis, Dick. I like the book because Clark and Chavez are my favorites, so it holds a special place.

    Without Remorse was just all kinds of awesome.

  52. Dick August 3, 2011 at 5:34 pm #

    Without Remorse was extremely believable, minus the ‘getting your own island from the Navy’ part.

  53. Dick August 3, 2011 at 5:38 pm #

    When you absolutely, positively hate that ex-bitch with a passion.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=149_1312349187

  54. LC Aggie Sith August 3, 2011 at 6:20 pm #

    What a great read this thread was!!

    Until that last video. My eyes and skin are hurting.

  55. LC Aggie Sith August 3, 2011 at 6:27 pm #

    BisW, I hate being the bearer of bad news, but DOG passed away about a month ago ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  56. GMLand August 3, 2011 at 6:37 pm #

    Dick – I do not have your book either.

    Read it were I to own it, alas…

  57. clintbird August 3, 2011 at 6:53 pm #

    What do you mean, Flash is approaching?

  58. Jay in Ames August 3, 2011 at 6:59 pm #

    Hmm, yet another Flash™ update.

  59. MCPO Airdale August 3, 2011 at 7:09 pm #

    Shit! I remember when the Bonnie Dick was a real aircraft carrier!

  60. Guy S August 3, 2011 at 7:17 pm #

    *Sigh* So it appears even the Navy has “a smaller dick” than it did thirty years ago.

  61. Dick August 3, 2011 at 7:38 pm #

    Well, they have Big Dick’s kid, if that’s any fucking help.

  62. Dick August 3, 2011 at 8:24 pm #

    Bubba Smith, Rest In Peace.

    You scared me through the TV screen.
    http://is.gd/ZYZH1G

  63. clintbird August 3, 2011 at 8:25 pm #

    Sorry to hear about Bubba Smith.

    Hey, Dick, GM sold 125 Volts in July.

  64. Dick August 3, 2011 at 8:33 pm #

    They’re on fire, aren’t they?

    Ya have to wonder how many of those went to the Feds?

  65. clintbird August 3, 2011 at 8:35 pm #

    I’d guess most of them did.

  66. Dick August 3, 2011 at 8:42 pm #

    I’ve seen one or two on the road here in D/FW and the dealers have them in stock.

    I believe the ‘new’ has worn off already and folks ain’t interested in paying 40 grand for a 15,000 car with a shitload of unproven tech inside.

  67. GuyS August 3, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

    So when the GM POS electric car(s) make it to the used car lot (or is that now the “pre-owned lot”?) , whether they sell one or one hundred, they can say sales are “revolting”?

  68. clintbird August 3, 2011 at 10:26 pm #

    I’ve seen one on the road here, Dick. May have been a demo??? though.

  69. Dick August 4, 2011 at 9:44 am #

    New, extra-shitty poat up.

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