Your Monday Morning Entitlement

1 Aug

These people make me ill. No, scratch that. These people make blood shoot out of my eyes.

I come from a long line of public screwl teachers. What ails the schools isn’t something that gets solved with even more money (and as a parent myself who just went and spent a tidy little chunk on “supplies” that schools used to provide way back when I was a student, so I kinda have to wonder, what is being done with all that extra money). There are, and there has been a sizable amount of parents who don’t give a shit, which usually mean that their kids don’t give a shit, which translates into making it tougher to teach a class where one quarter to one half of the students are bored because they aren’t being challenged, and the other three quarters to half are simply marking time between lighting up a big doobie in the parking lot, shooting up in the bathroom at lunch, or emptying the liquor cabinet at home. The only thing that saves a good student in an environment like that is when the student works hard and gets more out of it than the babysitters educators are putting into themselves.

That way, they still might overcome having their teachers correcting the standardized tests that their classmates didn’t give enough of a damn about to fill out correctly. I hope they do a better job with that then they do with the spelling on the announcements and notes that they send home with my kids.

50 Responses to “Your Monday Morning Entitlement”

  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 1, 2011 at 11:56 am #

    Know Justus, Know Piece!

    Know Justus, Know Piece!

  2. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 1, 2011 at 1:06 pm #

    Where the heck is everyone?

  3. Jay in Ames August 1, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    *shhh, he’ll hear you

    oooops

  4. Dick August 1, 2011 at 2:26 pm #

    Good afternoon, vagrants!

    It’s a lovely 102 degrees, expecting to climb to 107.
    Now, what would you guys like to know about heatstroke and milfs?

  5. MCPO Airdale August 1, 2011 at 2:27 pm #

    Buenas Dias, ya rat bastages!

    2 Workouts finished, plus a session with “She of the Iron Claws”. Lunch was two beef wraps with a handful of dry-roasted peanuts. I’m ready for a nap!

  6. MCPO Airdale August 1, 2011 at 2:29 pm #

    You want better schools? Make the public schools compete for students and severely limit the fucking teacher’s unions.

  7. Dick August 1, 2011 at 3:00 pm #

    Why yes, I did just try to gut myself.

  8. Jay in Ames August 1, 2011 at 3:11 pm #

    Ouch! Stop that!

  9. Dick August 1, 2011 at 3:40 pm #

    What a pair of assclowns. Fuck these two idiots.
    http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2011/08/01/2-men-suing-woman-they-saved.html

  10. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 1, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    That cut is gonna feel great when you get some sweat in it.

  11. Dick August 1, 2011 at 4:22 pm #

    Feels great now, especially when I bend over, twist, or reach.

  12. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 1, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    Those Richard Simmons tapes can be killer.

  13. Jay in Ames August 1, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    Quit your posturing, Dick. No one is gonna take your turn in the barrel.

  14. roamingfirehydrant August 1, 2011 at 4:26 pm #

    True story, in AL, if you stab yourself accidentally, the hospital is still required to file a police report. No word if you can press charges on yourself.

  15. Jay in Ames August 1, 2011 at 4:28 pm #

    Hmm, can you sue yourself, too? Take advantage of that sweet sweet liability coverage.

  16. roamingfirehydrant August 1, 2011 at 4:38 pm #

    It’s Alabama. Probably.

  17. GMLand August 1, 2011 at 4:43 pm #

    Brown sugar. Why do you taste so good?

  18. Dick August 1, 2011 at 5:02 pm #

    So I just came in from raking leaves, considering all of the fucking trees are dying.
    Anyway, it’s hot and I’m sweaty.

  19. Dick August 1, 2011 at 5:03 pm #

    I need to get BiW down here now, so he can enjoy this.

    http://www.intellicast.com/Local/Weather.aspx?location=USTX0436

  20. Dick August 1, 2011 at 5:06 pm #

    I’m honored.

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0811/60421.html

  21. roamingfirehydrant August 1, 2011 at 5:08 pm #

    I always thought a Satan sandwich had habeneros on it.

  22. roamingfirehydrant August 1, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

    Satan sandwich is a PBJ where the J is jalapeno.

  23. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 1, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    I need to get BiW down here now, so he can enjoy this.

    Not now. Maybe October. I’ll have my people call your people.

  24. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 1, 2011 at 5:26 pm #

    “We have negotiated with terrorists,” an angry Doyle said, according to sources in the room. “This small group of terrorists have made it impossible to spend any [more of the taxpayer’s] money [on entitlements and other vote-buying programs].”

    *edited to reflect the true source of Congressman Asshat’s OUTRAGE!!!11!!!

  25. Dick August 1, 2011 at 5:35 pm #

    Fuck Biden and his little dog, Obama.

  26. LC Aggie Sith August 1, 2011 at 6:02 pm #

    I’m honored.

    Wow, a democrat used the word “terrorist”???

    Satan sandwich is a PBJ where the J is jalapeno.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    *puts ointment on Dick’s gouged out skin*

  27. Dick August 1, 2011 at 6:09 pm #

    Ointment? Ewwwwwww……

  28. LC Aggie Sith August 1, 2011 at 6:14 pm #

    Fine…

    *rubs tequila on Dick’s gouged out skin*

  29. Dick August 1, 2011 at 6:20 pm #

    And some dirt…

  30. LC Aggie Sith August 1, 2011 at 6:38 pm #

    Only newbies use dirt.

  31. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere August 1, 2011 at 6:47 pm #

    Dirt or TITdirt?

    Tourettes Guy wants to know.

  32. Guy S August 1, 2011 at 6:50 pm #

    Just looked at Dick “beauty mark”. And good lord the man ain’t got no belly button!! (That’s a shot of his back, ain’t it. Ain’t it??)

  33. Dick August 1, 2011 at 7:03 pm #

    I got one somewhere, Guy.

    *searches pocket lint*

  34. LC Aggie Sith August 1, 2011 at 7:10 pm #

    Oh, TITdirt is totally different, and thus acceptable.

  35. LC Aggie Sith August 1, 2011 at 7:20 pm #

    They have good intentions, Dick.

  36. Dick August 1, 2011 at 7:44 pm #

    I wanna know who the 66 Republicans are that will be welcome in the new government.

  37. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 1, 2011 at 8:33 pm #

  38. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 1, 2011 at 9:12 pm #

  39. roamingfirehydrant August 1, 2011 at 9:12 pm #

    Last day of solitude. I miss my kids something fierce, but it’s nice to be able to play Tourette’s Guy without young ears trying to listen in. I do NOT need my kids saying, “WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DICK!”

  40. Danny August 1, 2011 at 9:35 pm #

    If you can’t say that at home, then you live in TITDIRT!

  41. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX August 1, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

    Just put together my first ever internet movie (SYWM), and I think it turned out pretty well. It’s a surprise for Mr. TiFW for our anniversary – a retrospective, if you will, of our years together. In 3 weeks, we will have been married for 31 years….

  42. roamingfirehydrant August 1, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    Shirlena?

  43. roamingfirehydrant August 1, 2011 at 11:55 pm #

    Well, if MCPO isn’t going to post music, I will.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmUsJvRv7U

  44. roamingfirehydrant August 2, 2011 at 12:00 am #

  45. roamingfirehydrant August 2, 2011 at 12:04 am #

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqjxoJnnRD8

  46. roamingfirehydrant August 2, 2011 at 12:08 am #

  47. roamingfirehydrant August 2, 2011 at 12:10 am #

    And on that note, good night.

  48. LC Aggie Sith August 2, 2011 at 9:39 am #

    NEW POAT!!!!

Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: