Chemistry!!

27 Jul

Mysterious compounds pouncing in the ether:

Sophomoric chemistry class FTW!!

New element discovered:

And this concludes Aggie’s class. Make sure to leave an apple for the teacher on your way out 😉

112 Responses to “Chemistry!!”

  1. Dick July 27, 2011 at 7:06 am #

    Morning world!

    Off your ass and on your feet! Out of the shade and in the heat!

    Move it!

  2. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 7:26 am #

    I’m up, I’m up!

  3. clintbird July 27, 2011 at 7:38 am #

    I came here expecting to see Carin’s lovely ass and I see you two. Damn.

  4. roamingfirehydrant July 27, 2011 at 8:27 am #

    Hahahahahaa, good morning, Peasants. My first day of telework today, and this is great.

  5. Car in July 27, 2011 at 8:41 am #

    WANKEY WANKEY CB.

    I’m here, I’m here.

  6. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 9:05 am #

    *drags herself to chair*

    I’m here, I’m here!

  7. Car in July 27, 2011 at 9:06 am #

    Nice that you could make it aggie.

  8. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 9:09 am #

    Yes, where have you been, young lady? Up late on the computer again, huh?

  9. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 9:10 am #

    Check author and time of poat, J’Ames 😛

  10. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 9:14 am #

    Scheduling posts is a wonderful thing.

  11. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    Smartass 😛

  12. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 9:34 am #

    It’s like people have lives or something….

  13. GMLand July 27, 2011 at 9:35 am #

    I’ll be right back, I have to go Fe a shirt.

  14. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 27, 2011 at 9:51 am #

    Jonah Goldberg sums up Obama’s methodology perfectly here:

    Imagine you’re in a burning office building. Obama’s plan for getting out alive: “Okay, you guys break up into different groups and come up with a series of proposals about how we get out of the building. I will then negotiate with each of you separately and then together, and then separately. Then I’ll get on Skype and tell the world what I think of your respective plans and criticize you for their lack of seriousness. I will insist that we have balanced approach of applying both water to the fire and opening the windows, which some say will only provide more oxygen for the flames. But my base says window-opening is essential. Oh and I will blame all of the gasoline I threw around on the lower floors of this building on the guy who moved out two years ago. And I will veto any plan that requires we have a new plan should we get stuck on another floor. And, did I mention this mess was created by the former tenant and….ahhh what’s that smell?

    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/272825/obamas-towering-inferno-jonah-goldberg

  15. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 27, 2011 at 10:00 am #

    I guess great minds think alike, Miss Aggie! This is the design on the shirt I put on this morning:

    And I LOVE the picture of the cute kitteh!

  16. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 10:01 am #

    Ok, now the unions have gone TOO far! The Blaze: Teamsters Union Threatens to Cut Off Ohio’s Budweiser Supply

  17. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 10:09 am #

    Love the shirt, Teresa!!

    J’Ames, I think the Teamsters will get their asses kicked on this one.

  18. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 10:14 am #

    I’m still trying to figure out what chemgistcrby is. I get the sucks part.

  19. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 10:22 am #

    Can someone tell me who the hell Grover Norquist is, and how he is controlling the Republican party?

  20. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 10:26 am #

    Norquist is the president of Americans for Tax Reform. He also co-authored the Contract with America, which catapulted Newt to Speaker.

  21. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 10:27 am #

    And in answer to the last question, the liberals claim him to control the GOP, because they can’t use the Koch Bros. at all times.

  22. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 10:29 am #

    Yeah, that’s what I figured. This is Jimmy Williams on Dylan Ratigan’s show on PMSDNC:

    “One person is controlling the agenda of the United States of America and his name is Grover Norquist. Grover Norquist was Newt Gingrich’s butt-buddy, he was Jack Abramoff’s close friend, he laundered money from Native Americans, he charged people $25,000 a pop to go to a Bush White House signing ceremony. He’s a petty criminal and made just about every single member of the House Representatives on the Republican, not the Tea Party, the Republican side and almost all Republican Senators sign a pledge saying they will never ever, for the rest of their lives, raise taxes. I need to know, first of all, do we on the Left have a Grover Norquist?”

    Glad to know he’s running Amerikkka. Good Lord, these idiots are certifiable.

  23. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 10:47 am #

    Alinsky must be proud, J’Ames.

  24. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 10:54 am #

    I’m not a wimp, but there are times….

    http://aggiesprite.wordpress.com/2011/07/27/a-yearly-grind/

  25. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 11:43 am #

    Meanwhile, Soros is just a dude concerned with “preserving democracy”, and therefore the tendrils of cash he has everywhere are harmless.

  26. Dick July 27, 2011 at 12:36 pm #

    Five estimates down, two to go.

  27. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 12:37 pm #

    Good that your busy, Dick, but keep well-hydrated!

  28. Dick July 27, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    I am, no sweat. Thanks, Aggie!

    In other news:

    “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch!”
    http://is.gd/5TOpMH

  29. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 12:45 pm #

    That’s a good looking 70’s curtain dress she’s got on.

  30. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 12:50 pm #

    Holy shit….she makes Madeline Albright look feminine.

  31. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 1:20 pm #

    OY!!!

  32. Dick July 27, 2011 at 2:02 pm #

    Good.

    http://www.navytimes.com/news/2011/07/military-VA-cracks-down-vet-small-businesses-072711w/

    And yes, I do advertise that I’m a vet.

  33. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 2:25 pm #

    Well, you do fit the criteria, Dick.

    I’m glad that controls are being tightened, since the previous criteria left so many loopholes.

  34. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 2:29 pm #

    Indeed!!

  35. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 2:31 pm #

    what did he do now?

  36. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 2:43 pm #

    J’Ames, McCain went on to ridicule the Tea Party:

    http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/07/27/john-mccain-vs-the-tea-party/

  37. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 2:52 pm #

    what did he do now?

    Does it matter? He’s a tool.

  38. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 2:59 pm #

    That article is a fake, since there is no “my friends” anywhere on the page.

    Looks like McLame misses his friends at the Times.

  39. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 3:00 pm #

    Mr. McCain mocked Tea Party-allied Republicans in the House for believing — wrongly, he said — that President Obama and Democrats will get the blame for a default if Republicans refuse to increase the nation’s debt ceiling.

    By that flawed logic, “Democrats would have no choice but to pass a balanced budget amendment and reform entitlements and the Tea Party Hobbits could return to Middle Earth,” he said, quoting a Wall Street Journal editorial.

    “This is the kind of crack political thinking that turned Sharron Angle and Christine O’Donnell into G.O.P. nominees,” he jeered, referring to two losing Tea Party candidates for the Senate in 2010.

    ——-

    Mr. McCain assailed the conservative Republicans in the House who are threatening passage of the debt cutting plan by the House speaker, John A. Boehner, calling their political logic “bizarro” and noting sarcastically that they have only been in office a short time.

    “Maybe some people who have only been in this body for six or seven months or so really believe that,” he said. “Others know better. Others know better.”

    Listen, you fucking douchetool, how fucking dare you climb up on that “I know better” fucking hobby horse. How dare you belittle and berate those who refuse to play the same old game and tell us that it is really different this time, rather than persuade them that your way really is the better one. You’re a United States Senator, fer pete’s sake. You don’t have an excuse for being that intellectually lazy, so one can only assume that you don’t have anything else, and therefore, you’ve been reduced to name-calling, and insults because the noobs have shown more spine than you codgers in the Old Guard can manage to muster in the face a serious issue.

    Enjoy your time in the spotlight, John, because I think your 15 minutes are just about up.

  40. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 3:03 pm #

    Amen to that, Mr. Succinct.

  41. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 3:06 pm #

    Others know better

    Well, seems to me the little bitchfuck is seeing the end of his power, and is afraid.

  42. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 3:09 pm #

    “Maybe some people who have only been in this body for six or seven months or so really believe that,” he said. “Others know better. Others know better.”

    Oh my, I just caught the incredible arrogance of that last statement! Thanks for making me look again, aggie!

  43. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 3:19 pm #

    That last statement is what sent me over the edge.

  44. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 3:26 pm #

    I hadn’t gotten all the way to the bottom, and just skimmed it. I don’t have a lot of time for anything John says, anymore. Guess I should have stuck it out til the end.

  45. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 3:26 pm #

    The fact that he obviously believes it is proof enough that he’s been there too long.

  46. MCPO Airdale July 27, 2011 at 3:30 pm #

    McCain gives every other “ring-knocking” asshole a bad name. What a fucktard.

  47. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 27, 2011 at 3:41 pm #

    Shameless plug for me – if you like it, please pass it along:

  48. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 27, 2011 at 3:45 pm #

    Barack and Michelle Obama are at the White Sox game. Sitting in the first row with the Secret Service people directly behind them, one of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the President. Barack stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently.

    The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy. And…the fans would love it!”

    So, Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, “If that’s what the people want.”

    He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming — and the crowd goes wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

    Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, “You were right, I would have never believed that!”

    Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, Barack asks what is wrong.

    The agent replies, “Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!”

  49. Dick July 27, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

    Fuck McCain and every other goddamned, soulless fucking Rino.

    Their turn will come after the libs are purged.

  50. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 3:59 pm #

    Sorry, had to write a blog post over McCan’t for H&B. Trying to make some political commentary between the boobs.

  51. MCPO Airdale July 27, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    I dropped a bon mot re: MAVERICK!! over at H&B.

  52. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    I posted a little derision at Nice Deb’s on it.

  53. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    *gives MCPO smooches*

    Most excellent, BisW. Spread the word 😀

  54. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 4:27 pm #

    BisW, can you get me out of moderation at Nice Deb’s???

  55. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 4:29 pm #

    Done.

  56. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 4:37 pm #

    Aggie, are there issues with logging in at H&B? It won’t let me log in with my wordpress, saying my username doesn’t exist. So I went to reset the info, and wordpress says I do exist, and gives me a password. I go back, and H&B still thinks I’m not real.

    Maybe send this to AG?

  57. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 4:38 pm #

    Thanks 😀

  58. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 4:39 pm #

    H&B is a WP format, but on its own server, J’Ames. You can just fill the fields instead of registering, because we don’t require it. It’s the same format at The Rott, only you do have to register there.

    I’ll ask AG next time he’s around, though.

  59. Jay in Ames July 27, 2011 at 4:41 pm #

    Gotcha, that makes sense.

  60. GMLand July 27, 2011 at 5:05 pm #

    WHO’S IN CHARGE HERE?!

  61. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 5:07 pm #

    WHO’S IN CHARGE HERE?!

    *unsheaths machete*

    Who wants to know???

  62. roamingfirehydrant July 27, 2011 at 5:12 pm #

    WHO’S IN CHARGE HERE?!

    Well, it must not be you.

  63. GMLand July 27, 2011 at 5:17 pm #

    Roamy, I can see I’m going to have to make the 1 hour trip to Huntsville to straighten you out.

    Aggie, *unsheathes the bazooka of justice* Me!

  64. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 5:17 pm #

    *unhooks live electrodes*

    You rang?

  65. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 5:20 pm #

    Roamy, I can see I’m going to have to make the 1 hour trip to Huntsville to straighten you out.

    Straigten a single one of those curves, and I can name at least three members of the Moron Nation who will see to it that you wear orthopeadic gloves every day for the rest of your life.

  66. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 5:20 pm #

    *unsheathes the bazooka of justice*

    Only you would hide behind gum…

  67. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    Justice? It can’t be fair unless he brought a piece for everybody!

  68. GMLand July 27, 2011 at 5:23 pm #

    Metaphor Biw, metaphor!

    Aggie: and I’ll introduce you to Bazooka Joe while I’m at it 😉

  69. roamingfirehydrant July 27, 2011 at 5:26 pm #

    One hour, GMLand? I’ll warn ya, there’s a speed trap on I-65 around Elkton, TN.

    And thank you, BiW!

  70. GMLand July 27, 2011 at 5:27 pm #

    yup, that’s all it takes Roamy.

  71. GMLand July 27, 2011 at 5:29 pm #

    my buddy Wiggs got rickrolled by the white house today, and its made all the news channels…

    http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2011/07/6-days-from-default-both-sides-scramblingbut-whitehouse-rickrolling-twitter-user.html

  72. roamingfirehydrant July 27, 2011 at 5:43 pm #

    Heh, it takes me an hour just to get to the TN/AL border.

    I’m serious about the speed trap, by the way. Friend of mine has supported the locals with three tickets.

  73. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 5:44 pm #

    Friend of mine has supported the locals with three tickets.

    Shared Sacrifice!

  74. GMLand July 27, 2011 at 5:46 pm #

    I know right where your talking about too. One hour to get to Huntsville proper, to where you are…. not sure.

  75. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 27, 2011 at 5:49 pm #

  76. roamingfirehydrant July 27, 2011 at 5:52 pm #

    Drive until you hear banjo music again, turn left.

  77. clintbird July 27, 2011 at 6:22 pm #

  78. Dick July 27, 2011 at 6:23 pm #

    It’s 5:23pm and 103º. Fuck you very much.

  79. clintbird July 27, 2011 at 6:28 pm #

    Same here in OP, Dick.

  80. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 6:52 pm #

    Nothing like going out to your van, and finding that punks went through your stuff and stole a basket of change to make you feel pissed off.

  81. clintbird July 27, 2011 at 6:54 pm #

    Time to start swingin’ that machette, aggie!!!!

  82. Dick July 27, 2011 at 6:57 pm #

    Where’d that happen, Aggie?
    I’d go postal if it was a mechanic’s shop.

  83. clintbird July 27, 2011 at 7:01 pm #

    We’re having cheeseburger pie for dinner. That makes me giddy with happiness.

  84. Samwise July 27, 2011 at 7:02 pm #

    It’s sunny, 78F and very little humidity here. . .

    Aggie – I keep telling Herself to lock her truck, it’s summer and kids are breaking into cars all over town.

  85. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 7:08 pm #

    In my own driveway, Dick. And my neighbor was also hit.

    Apparently, my remote lock didn’t do its job, and they went in, rifled through my glove compartment, and the passenger pocket in the backseat. They didn’t take CDs, DVDs, or the iPhone charger, jumper cables, van earphones, only a small basket where I kept change, my mailbox keys (which I’ll be changing tomorrrow), and a hairclip or two.

  86. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 7:08 pm #

    Weather Channel Dot Com says 71 here, but that can’t be right.

    I’m sweating.

  87. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 7:09 pm #

    Poor job at sockpuppeting, MCPO 😀

  88. Dick July 27, 2011 at 7:20 pm #

    Kids, no doubt. Kids that need a quality beating.

  89. Dick July 27, 2011 at 7:21 pm #

    And Chief, that was pretty pitiful.

  90. Dick July 27, 2011 at 7:22 pm #

    Marilyn Monroe: Hot sex symbol, or annoying lil’ slut?

    I’m going with the latter.

  91. roamingfirehydrant July 27, 2011 at 7:25 pm #

    Dick, Some Like It Hot is one of my favorite movies.

  92. Car in July 27, 2011 at 7:25 pm #

    annoying lil slut.

  93. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 7:35 pm #

    Along with Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Roamy 🙂

  94. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 27, 2011 at 7:53 pm #

    Marilyn Monroe: Hot sex symbol, or annoying lil’ slut?

    Slut implies that I could have gotten some.

    I wasn’t getting any of that. Not famous enough or powerful enough.

  95. roamingfirehydrant July 27, 2011 at 8:11 pm #

    Believe it or not, I have not seen Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

  96. clintbird July 27, 2011 at 8:17 pm #

    I always preferred Jayne Maynesfield. More BEWBS!!! And nekkid alot more too.

  97. clintbird July 27, 2011 at 8:18 pm #

    Please ignore any spelling errors in the comment above.

  98. GuyS July 27, 2011 at 8:31 pm #

    Marilyn may have been a stunner. But Mansfield was hawt!!!

  99. clintbird July 27, 2011 at 8:46 pm #

    I remember this movie: http://www.icollector.com/images/1629/18985/18985_0358_1_lg.jpg

    Boy, do I ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *Fondly recalls youthful fantasy.*

    *Unfondly recalls youthful blue balls.*

  100. Dick July 27, 2011 at 9:12 pm #

    I didn’t mean to fuck up this poat with dead tits.

    My apologies.

  101. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 9:16 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  102. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 9:39 pm #

    *pokes dying poat*

    *poat heaves*

    Hm…not dead yet….

  103. Dick July 27, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    It’s dead.

  104. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    *throws dirt on poat*

    *plays a dirge*

  105. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 27, 2011 at 10:05 pm #

    I am giddy beyond belief – my mother made a comment on my blog today!

    I know it’s silly, but there ya go. I think it’s her first comment on the Internet ever….

  106. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 10:07 pm #

    Yay!! Congratulations, Teresa!!!

  107. Dick July 27, 2011 at 10:11 pm #

    Very cool, Teresa.

    In other news:

    European crash testing is much more intensive than ours ever thought about being.

  108. Dick July 27, 2011 at 10:12 pm #

    And Teresa, I never really wanted my mom to become a regular at Big Dick’s Place.

  109. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 27, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    Dick, I can understand that; I write mine so that my family knows what’s going on in my life and what I’m interested in at any given time.

    I always bear that in mind, so I watch my language 😛

  110. LC Aggie Sith July 27, 2011 at 10:39 pm #

    My parents have no idea that I blog.

    Which is a good thing.

  111. GuyS July 27, 2011 at 11:14 pm #

    My mom has trouble understanding email, let alone blogging.

    On the other hand she makes a pound cake to die for.

    Calling it a night all. Thunderbumpers are rolling through and time for some tv and ice cream before the tornado hits.

  112. roamingfirehydrant July 28, 2011 at 7:19 am #

    Freshly pressed poat!

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