It’s a Monday Again

25 Jul

And some of us are popsicles, and others are scoops…

Have a sweet Monday 😀

133 Responses to “It’s a Monday Again”

  1. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 10:19 am #

    This is a lickable poat.

  2. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 25, 2011 at 10:25 am #

    Here’s something that will make you laugh:
    http://www.themorlockrevolt.com/2011/07/barry-obama-and-folktale-of-obamas.html

    I’ve never heard of this guy, but I’m definitely his newest fan….

  3. GMLand July 25, 2011 at 10:56 am #

    There are 31onderful reasons not to like this poat.

  4. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    HEY!!! Whaddaya mean, NOT like this poat???

    *shoves stick up GML’s ass*

  5. GMLand July 25, 2011 at 11:24 am #

    Stickist!

  6. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    This poat isn’t stupid…its just intellectually challenged.

  7. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    You loved it. Admit it 😛

  8. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 11:27 am #

    Well, look who did the poat…

    I rest my case.

  9. GMLand July 25, 2011 at 11:30 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    You loved it. Admit it 😛

    – – – — – – – – – –

    ……………….

  10. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 11:42 am #

    Oh, and there is hottyness over at H&B, GML. That should help with the stick, and all.

  11. Jay in Ames July 25, 2011 at 12:00 pm #

    Way too many sharp elbows over there. No. Thank. You.

  12. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    Way too many sharp elbows over there.

    Well, I certainly didn’t choose them 😀

  13. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 25, 2011 at 12:04 pm #

    On a hot summer day, is there anything better than a cold lemonade? Here’s an EASY recipe to quench your thirst!

    http://www.home-ec101.com/lemon-shake-up-recipe-a-refreshing-summer-drink/

  14. MCPO Airdale July 25, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    Yeah, it’s Monday. . .

  15. Dick July 25, 2011 at 12:57 pm #

    Amazing how fast the heat can get to ya.
    Damn near killed me this morning.

  16. Dick July 25, 2011 at 1:02 pm #

    Best boner killer ever?

    Bear, two minutes ago. When I cut him loose on two squirrels, fucking in our backyard.

  17. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 1:13 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

    Bear FTW!!!

  18. MCPO Airdale July 25, 2011 at 1:37 pm #

    Friggin squirrels emptied my bird feeder when I was at P.T. this morning.

    *pumps up BB gun*

  19. Dick July 25, 2011 at 1:44 pm #

    The BB gun works fine, Chief, but there’s some sorta perverse satisfaction I get out of watching Bear chase one down, bowl it over, and then the squirrel struggles to his feet and does that last charge/stand against Bear, who grabs them and gives them the patented Bear Dog Death Shake™.

    Gives me wood, everytime, cause he totally turns into Cujo.

    Then he eats them whole and they wind up as a turd in my backyard.

  20. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 1:50 pm #

    That would be an awesome sight to witness, Dick.

  21. Dick July 25, 2011 at 1:55 pm #

    Off to look at a job in Los Colinas, aka Irving.
    Some tard is trying to sell his overpriced McMansion and wants me to hide his foundation problems.

  22. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm #

    Enjoy the MILF watching, Dick!!

  23. Car in July 25, 2011 at 2:53 pm #

    My dog did that to onr of our cats w/o the eating/shitting aspect. Tore a nice hole in his throat.

    It’s still healing.

    He disappeared for a week into the woods. We were actually surprised he was alive. You could hear him breath through the hole and water would leak out of it when he drank.

    Kinda gross.

  24. clintbird July 25, 2011 at 3:10 pm #

    *Shudders at Carin’s gruesome tale … not tail.*

  25. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 3:12 pm #

    Yikes, Carin….

  26. Dick July 25, 2011 at 3:18 pm #

    Carin, Bear won’t touch a cat. He knows from a previous asswhipping/being thrown across a room into a wall that his dad’s a cat lover.
    Have you taken that kitty to the vet yet to get the throat fixed?

  27. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 3:23 pm #

    I hates it when my kid is sick.

  28. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 3:25 pm #

    Off to look at a job in Los Colinas, aka Irving.
    Some tard is trying to sell his overpriced McMansion and wants me to hide his foundation problems.

    Yeah, but the pool is stunning, and the patio is pretty sweet too.

  29. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm #

    I hates it when my kid is sick.

    Awww, poor tyke. Hope he gets to feeling better very soon.

    his dad’s a cat lover.

    Dick Loves Pussies, Vol. LXXXVII

  30. Dick July 25, 2011 at 3:37 pm #

    For Carin, only!

    http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2011/07/where-to-drive-drunk-in-detroit/

  31. Dick July 25, 2011 at 3:39 pm #

    Yeah, but the pool is stunning, and the patio is pretty sweet too.

    Not that tard!

  32. Dick July 25, 2011 at 3:42 pm #

    Oh, BiW.
    I watched Gray Lady Down yesterday and now I hate you.

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 3:44 pm #

    Not that tard!

    There’s more than one tard there?

    Maybe they need to rename it then…maybe “Found Tardenas”?

    Aggie, it just scares the crap out of me when he sleeps for hours and hours and hours.

    It just ain’t right.

  34. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm #

    Hate me why? It was a cool movie.

    I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen Ronny Cox in something and wanted to drown him.

    The only snuffing on film that was better was when Jack Bauer finally got some “alone time” with that bitch Nina on 24, before it went full pussy and got totally uninteresting.

  35. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 3:47 pm #

    Sometimes little ones need a lot of rest, BisW. What is his ailment?

  36. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 3:51 pm #

    Doc thinks he just picked up a virus. White count looks more like a virus than bacterial, and she checked him pretty thouroughly…I think she was trying to rule out meningitis, since he’s been complaining about his head, too. No fever.

    I got him an ICEE after the Dr.’s office. He took three or four good pulls. Now I have the most amazing cherry ICEE flavored barf stains on my backseat and floor.

  37. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 3:55 pm #

    Good thing to rule out meningitis. Bad about the barf.

  38. Dick July 25, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

    The sound you just heard was Kelly’s head exploding.

    http://dailycaller.com/2011/07/25/favre-to-philly/

  39. Dick July 25, 2011 at 3:59 pm #

    Hate me why? It was a cool movie.

    Like I need more shit to worry about.

  40. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 4:11 pm #

    The sound you just heard was Kelly’s head exploding.

    CharlietittyfuckingSheen, he has to be a fucking zombie by now. Will. Not. Die.

  41. Dick July 25, 2011 at 4:12 pm #

    They’re not using the head shot.

  42. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 4:14 pm #

    Like I need more shit to worry about.

    I thought he wasn’t going to be a bubblehead?

    Besides, there’s nothing to worry about. Both the Mystic and the Avalon are in mothballs, so if something happens to a sub now, my guess is that they are pretty much fucked.

  43. Dick July 25, 2011 at 4:17 pm #

    He still hasn’t decided that yet, BiW.

  44. Mary Todd Lincoln July 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    That isn’t very funny.

    I didn’t even want to go to the theatre. I said to Abe “Darling, why don’t we stay home, go up to the bedroom, and see if you can find my plesure threshold?” But noooooooo, he just had to see this play. Kept muttering about not wanting fish if he didn’t catch it fresh…

  45. Dick July 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    Rain all around us, but it’s still 104° and we ain’t gonna see a single drop of it.

    http://www.intellicast.com/National/Radar/Current.aspx?animate=true

  46. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    It isn’t too late to do JAG. Then he’d get to go to exotic locales, fly state of the art aircraft, and even spy with the CIA. Just like the TV show.

  47. Dick July 25, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    Ever see a good photo of Mary Todd?

    Dayyyyummmmm!!!!! That was one ugly broad.

  48. Dick July 25, 2011 at 4:22 pm #

    It isn’t too late to do JAG.

    Ever since he met you, he’s been afraid of lawyers. Poor lil’ guy.

  49. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    Well, if we’re being honest, Abe wasn’t exactly photogenic himself…

  50. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 4:24 pm #

    Ever since he met you, he’s been afraid of lawyers. Poor lil’ guy.

    I told him not to clench up…it just makes it worse…

  51. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    And the guys from Top Gear USA had me laughing last night…

  52. Dick July 25, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    Yep, Abe was an ugly sob, too.

  53. Dick July 25, 2011 at 4:26 pm #

    We’ll watch both Top Gears tonight. Should be good.

  54. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 4:26 pm #

    Two more sequential comments, and I get the complimentary UP Serving Platter.

  55. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 4:26 pm #

    The boys went to Texas.

  56. Dick July 25, 2011 at 4:33 pm #

    We got our new roof in the mail today!
    The check for it, anyway.

    What do ya want on the platter?

  57. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 4:45 pm #

    What do ya want on the platter?

    Around here? I think that’s a small, medium, and OMG! Dildo, isn’t it?

  58. MCPO Airdale July 25, 2011 at 4:47 pm #

    I’ll take the honey-mustard hot wings, Alex.

  59. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 4:56 pm #

    What I come back to…

  60. Dick July 25, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    I love Texas. Every five or ten years, your ins co buys ya a new roof due to hail damage, which pretty much completely cancels out the payments you’ve made to them.

  61. Dick July 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm #

    *sees Aggie*
    *covers Chief’s exposed parts with a porn magazine*

  62. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 25, 2011 at 5:01 pm #

    My wife just called.

    I’m now the proud owner of a smart[er than me] phone!

    Yea, me!

  63. Dick July 25, 2011 at 5:07 pm #

    I bet I could trash one of those smartypants phones in a month.

  64. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 5:08 pm #

    Why, thank you, Dick. That was very gentlem…gentlemanl…

    Shit, I can’t even type it.

  65. Dick July 25, 2011 at 5:11 pm #

    I’m not, so don’t bother trying.

  66. MCPO Airdale July 25, 2011 at 5:39 pm #

    I’m going to be watching ANYTHING other than Obama at 9 p.m.

  67. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 25, 2011 at 5:41 pm #

    Guess I’ll be washing my hair at 8:00 tonight:

  68. Dick July 25, 2011 at 5:43 pm #

    Fuck Obama. I’ll be watching Top Gear USA.

  69. GMLand July 25, 2011 at 5:50 pm #

    I plan on starting my new Bulemia diet at 8:00 tonight – with some visual aids courtesy of the POSPOTUS.

  70. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 5:54 pm #

    I plan on working on a puzzle of the Periodic Table.

    WINNING!!!

  71. Dick July 25, 2011 at 5:58 pm #

    I just walked outside. In the shade, holding a glass of ice water, it’s 106 degrees.

    Sweeeeeeet!!!!!

  72. GuyS July 25, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

    Had any good sun tea lately, Dick? This is the weather/season for it!

  73. GuyS July 25, 2011 at 6:46 pm #

    “The idea of doing things on my own is very tempting, I promise you, not just on immigration reform.

    Taken from here.

    Can we impeach this megalomaniac POS now???

  74. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 6:53 pm #

    Wow, what an apologia to The Race, Guy. Basically told them “I’m sorry I can’t just make y’all legal so you can vote for me.”

  75. GuyS July 25, 2011 at 7:07 pm #

    Aggie, there is that, though I wrote it off as pure pandering to his audience, as far as that goes.

    I think I should have posted the “fixed” version of the sentence. This speaks much closer to the real truth, and to the mindset of the SOB:

    The idea of doing things on my own is very tempting, I promise you, not just on immigration reform. … and I would do all that and more, if I thought I could get away with it.

    The asshole is only afraid of getting caught.

  76. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    The asshole is only afraid of getting caught.

    No, he has been caught. He’s just afraid the media will be unable to cover that up, that’s all.

  77. GuyS July 25, 2011 at 7:18 pm #

    On a brighter note. My son in the Navy is going to follow (heaven help him) in the old mans footsteps. He is going to strike for AV. This is a combination of two old rates, AE (Aviation Electricians Mate, or just plain ol Aviation Electrician), and AT* (Aviation Electronics Technician). Pat is currently awaiting orders to Naval Air Station (NAS) Pensacola, FLA. Once he gets there, he will begin his formal schooling in same.

    I know he will have his fecal matter firmly packed into one sock. As opposed to how is old man handled his time at Aviation A School. As to where he goes from there, we shall see .

    *AT was my old rate, before they merged.

  78. GuyS July 25, 2011 at 7:22 pm #

    Aggie, you are correct. But he has never suffered any consequences for his actions. Perhaps a better description would have been, “Afraid of having to pay the piper”.

    *Goes to fix a glass of rum and dr pepper…. or get a bowl of ice cream. Haven’t decided which yet.

  79. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 25, 2011 at 7:46 pm #

    Isn’t Barky’s speech only gonna be 10 minutes in the East Room with NOBODY ELSE present?

    Is it strange for me to be thinking that this speech has been pre-recorded, and BO is being heavily sedated by his handlers at this point? He’s already cancelled most of his fundraisers for the next couple of days – I can’t imagine ANYONE is allowing him into any rooms with sharp objects right now….

  80. clintbird July 25, 2011 at 7:49 pm #

    I just used for the first time one of civilization’s greatest inventions – the battery powered nose hair trimmer!

    *Tilts head waaaaaaaaaaaay back.*

    Did I get most of ‘em?

  81. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 25, 2011 at 8:15 pm #

    Silly CB! One of civilization’s greatest inventions may, indeed, be battery-powered, but it sure ain’t a nose hair trimmer….. 😛

  82. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 8:26 pm #

    it sure ain’t a nose hair trimmer…

    Amen for the automatic pencil sharpener.

    Goes to fix a glass of rum and dr pepper…. or get a bowl of ice cream.

    OMG!! I hope you got the ice cream, Guy.

  83. roamingfirehydrant July 25, 2011 at 8:27 pm #

    GuyS, get a bowl of ice cream, that’s what I did.

  84. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 8:31 pm #

    Howdy, Roamy. Hope you are feeling ok today 🙂

  85. roamingfirehydrant July 25, 2011 at 8:40 pm #

    I spent too much time in the clean room today because someone can’t read a calendar.

  86. roamingfirehydrant July 25, 2011 at 8:44 pm #

    Aggie, I laughed out loud at your comment at XBrad’s on the deaf op-ed.

  87. Dick July 25, 2011 at 8:44 pm #

    Can we impeach this megalomaniac POS now???

    Impeach wasn’t really the word I was gonna use.

  88. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 8:45 pm #

    Damn…sorry to hear that, Roamy. Though I have often wondered if one could hear the voices better in a clean room.

  89. roamingfirehydrant July 25, 2011 at 8:53 pm #

    Too much noise from the circulation fans

  90. roamingfirehydrant July 25, 2011 at 9:15 pm #

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvHKjDKY_O8

  91. Dick July 25, 2011 at 9:23 pm #

    Watching the ‘strategy’ sessions on Big Brother is very much like watching a crackhead decide on which lottery ticket at a convenience store.

  92. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 9:25 pm #

    I *HEART* THAT SONG!!!!!

  93. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 9:27 pm #

    Why are you watching that show, Dick? Is it entertaining? I’ve only heard of it, never watched it.

  94. roamingfirehydrant July 25, 2011 at 9:34 pm #

    Aggie, that’s one that gets cranked up until the mirrors vibrate.

  95. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 9:38 pm #

    That song comes on, and I dance on the table!!

  96. Dick July 25, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

    *starts folding dollars…. hundreds of them*

  97. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 9:47 pm #

    I never said I would be nekkid, Dick 😛

  98. Dick July 25, 2011 at 9:51 pm #

    *places money back in wallet*

    This is a good ‘turn it up’ tune.

  99. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 10:01 pm #

    Robert Palmer! He was such a great performer. I got to help backstage when he performed at A&M around ’88. He was just a couple of inches taller than me, too.

  100. roamingfirehydrant July 25, 2011 at 10:03 pm #

    Dick is correct.

    **blows out computer speaker

  101. Dick July 25, 2011 at 10:05 pm #

    I wanted to make long passionate love to every one of those girls in his videos.

    Alas… three were cheated in life.

  102. roamingfirehydrant July 25, 2011 at 10:05 pm #

    Favorite Robert Palmer song

  103. Dick July 25, 2011 at 10:08 pm #

    Killer tune, Roamy!

  104. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 10:08 pm #

    Favorite AC/DC song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM&feature=related

  105. roamingfirehydrant July 25, 2011 at 10:11 pm #

    Link updated for far, far, far better video.

  106. Dick July 25, 2011 at 10:12 pm #

    Well shit… There was only an once or two left in that bottle anyway.

  107. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 10:12 pm #

    Link updated for far, far, far better video.

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Way better!!

  108. Dick July 25, 2011 at 10:16 pm #

    My favorite AC/DC tune (just because of the video)

    Bon Scott (RIP) on the bagpipes

  109. GuyS July 25, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

    Went for teh ice cream Aggie. And watched Warehouse 13, vice the clown posse antics being televised elsewhere.

    Dick, impeachment is just the tip of the ice berg. I have many, many other tools in my mental tool box. After most of them are used, the POS will be begging for “just an impeachment”.

  110. roamingfirehydrant July 25, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

    Aggie and I are in agreement.

    My second favorite AC/DC song:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkk5nx6PRfA

  111. Dick July 25, 2011 at 10:23 pm #

    Joan and her crew did a show for us back in the day.
    Maybe twenty-twenty five guys attended.
    I got to get on stage and sing with her.

  112. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 10:25 pm #

    Love that song, and had never seen that video, Dick. Thanks!

  113. Dick July 25, 2011 at 10:27 pm #

    Guy, I’m thinking we should skirt impeachment, and get down to business.

    But hey, I’m not big on formalities.

  114. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 10:27 pm #

    My second favorite AC/DC song

    I just lurve the innuendoes in their work 😀

  115. Dick July 25, 2011 at 10:30 pm #

    I wonder if Amy has gotten around to meeting everybody yet…

  116. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 10:31 pm #

    I wish I had seen you sing with Joan, Dick. That’s one for the ages 😀

  117. Dick July 25, 2011 at 10:32 pm #

    Aggie, I think I was about 15, or there about, when I heard AC/DC for the first time.

    They were a huge player.

  118. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 10:33 pm #

    I wonder if Amy has gotten around to meeting everybody yet…

    Though I liked some of her stuff, I don’t think she had paid her dues as yet.

  119. Dick July 25, 2011 at 10:34 pm #

    I was the only one brave enough to go on stage. It was a hoot and she was a sweetheart.
    What amazed us the most was how fast they came in and were gone to the next gig.

  120. LC Aggie Sith July 25, 2011 at 10:40 pm #

    Dick, I was about 15 when I first heard of AC/DC. I was about 22 when I started “understanding” it 😉

    Did you get any photos of you singing with her?

  121. GuyS July 25, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    Never got into Winehouse (thank god….lord knows my naughty bits have been hither and yon in my yout.). Now Katy Perry on the other hand…

    And in other news, there is this.

  122. Dick July 25, 2011 at 10:50 pm #

    Yep, Perry’s running. No doubt about it.

  123. Dick July 25, 2011 at 10:52 pm #

    Aggie, no. No photos.
    Cameras were not allowed at the Pershing launch site due to nuke secrecy.

  124. roamingfirehydrant July 25, 2011 at 11:13 pm #

    I think I’m going to call it a night. Sweet dreams, y’all.

  125. Dick July 25, 2011 at 11:17 pm #

    Us as well, Roamy.

    Sleep good.

    Night, Aggie, Guy, Chief, John Boy…

  126. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 25, 2011 at 11:29 pm #

    Aaaaack! A cicada got in the TiFW house, and all of us girls were screaming like, well, girls.

    Mr. TiFW bravely battled with it with a broom, and now all is well…..

  127. GuyS July 25, 2011 at 11:31 pm #

    Hell, I hope it’s quieter tomorrow night, as it’s my turn in the barral.

    Time for this one to call it a night as well.

    Ya’ll have a good night and a better tomorrow!!

  128. LC Aggie Sith July 26, 2011 at 12:13 am #

    Teresa, I bet that song of the cicada is in your head now 😀

  129. Jay in Ames July 26, 2011 at 7:38 am #

    Moarnin!

  130. roamingfirehydrant July 26, 2011 at 7:44 am #

    I’m teaching Mini-me to battle bugs on her own. No screaming unless it lands on you.

    Mice, on the other hand… Any vertebrate vermin is Mr. RFH’s problem.

  131. roamingfirehydrant July 26, 2011 at 7:48 am #

    Now if the bug is on the ceiling, I call Mr. RFH for that. Increased probability of it landing on me, and he’s tall enough to reach the ceiling without a chair.

  132. Car in July 26, 2011 at 8:05 am #

    wakey wakey

  133. Dick July 26, 2011 at 8:32 am #

    New informative, judgement free poat!

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