After Action Report: Operation Endgame

16 Jul

I’m gonna do something that I would never do.

I’m going to recommend a movie even though the scriptwriters clearly have a case of Obamalove so deep that the cockslobber is still on their chins.

Why? Because the entire cast is made up of people who could be part of our larger dysfunctional Peasant/Hostage/Innocent Bystanders family. Seriously, this movie is an assload of fun. The dialogue is quick and is funny as hell, and the idea of two teams of smartass assassins who know each other and are trying to kill each other stuck me as somewhat familiar. Kind of like a meat up, only with a casual brutality and proficient hand-to-hand combat.

We join the newest recruit to this organization, the “Fool”, on his first day at work. He is met by a team member, the High Priestess, who brings him in to meet his new superior, Chariot.

Once he enters the well-disguised underground office, he is introduced to the other eccentric members of the Omega and Alpha teams. But after the introductions, the day turns deadly, as the CEO, the Devil, is found dead in his office, a handful of pencils sticking out of his chest, and a klaxon blaring, alerting the assassins that the Operation Endgame protocol has been enacted. All of them are trapped in an underground facility that will be “scrubbed” with napalm in less than 2 hours.

Each team member splits up with their opposite from the opposing team to try to find the rumored secret exits. And then the fun really begins.

Along the way, there are some twists and turns, but damn, this movie is FUN to watch…like RED fun to watch, only with a liberal twist. I can excuse it, just because it made me laugh so damn hard.

Here’s the trailer, which hints at what is to come:

110 Responses to “After Action Report: Operation Endgame”

  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 16, 2011 at 9:15 pm #

    “I tried to read your file but it bored the shit out of me. Sort of like “Thomas Crown” without the pussy.”

    Priceless.

  2. roamingfirehydrant July 16, 2011 at 9:22 pm #

    Hahahahahaha, I should use that line at work.

  3. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 16, 2011 at 9:44 pm #

    Don’t drink anything when you watch this movie. Chariot and Empress? They hate each other, but damn, they are quick with the one-liners.

  4. clintbird July 17, 2011 at 12:36 am #

    We saw the movie, Bridesmaids, tonight. Side-splittingly funny.

  5. clintbird July 17, 2011 at 12:51 am #

    Trust me, you WILL want to watch this preview:

    http://www.thechangeupmovie.com/restricted.html

  6. clintbird July 17, 2011 at 7:52 am #

    Good morning, Carin.

  7. roamingfirehydrant July 17, 2011 at 8:57 am #

    **looks around, brings Clintbird a cup of coffee and the newspaper.

  8. Dick July 17, 2011 at 9:07 am #

    Good morning, World.

    You folks, too.

  9. roamingfirehydrant July 17, 2011 at 9:11 am #

    Good morning, Dick.

  10. Dick July 17, 2011 at 9:34 am #

    Morning, Roamy. Hope ‘bama’s treating you and the family well.

  11. Dick July 17, 2011 at 9:35 am #

    And good job on getting the Intrepid that far. Most of ’em couldn’t do it.

  12. roamingfirehydrant July 17, 2011 at 9:41 am #

    Thanks, Dick. Mr. RFH had a 1976 Dodge Aspen station wagon with over 170K miles. If it hadn’t rusted out from all the NJ winters, I think it would have gone much, much longer. Slant-6 engines, couldn’t kill ’em.

  13. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 9:51 am #

    Good morning, y’all.

    On topic with the poat, no…I don’t think I will see this movie. I don’t care how funny it may be. I would rather clip my nails in a Cuisinart than watch another Obama lovefest in any manner.

  14. Dick July 17, 2011 at 10:17 am #

    Yep, the slant 6 was a solid motor.
    I’ll have to pass on the flick.

  15. Dick July 17, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    I’m guessing this probably sucked.

    http://is.gd/163Ylb

  16. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 10:46 am #

    That poor man suffering so. It’s horrible.

  17. clintbird July 17, 2011 at 10:55 am #

    Additional proof that Government Motors has no clue:

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/gm-looking-to-reinvent-the-automobile-with-this-two-wheeled-car-of-the-future/

  18. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 10:59 am #

    They also have no idea how this contraption will make demands on electricity, especially as the liberals want to do away with coal power.

  19. Dick July 17, 2011 at 11:57 am #

    They build pretty damn good trucks so I can’t rag on ’em too hard.

  20. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    They build pretty damn good trucks

    They do. For now.

  21. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 12:43 pm #

    ‘Sup, cretins and hot chicks?

  22. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

    Hey, MCPO. How are you feeling today?

  23. Dick July 17, 2011 at 12:47 pm #

    Chief, how’s the unit hangin’?

  24. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 12:50 pm #

    I’m a hurting unit today, but nobody really gives a shit except me. Let’s all pretend that I’m feeling, “SUPER!” and have an adult beverage.

  25. roamingfirehydrant July 17, 2011 at 12:54 pm #

    I give a shit, Chief. Hope you feel better.

  26. Dick July 17, 2011 at 12:55 pm #

    What’s hurting? Back, brain, legs…? All of the above?

  27. roamingfirehydrant July 17, 2011 at 12:55 pm #

    and Aggie and Dick wouldn’t ask how you are doing if they didn’t give a shit. So there.

  28. roamingfirehydrant July 17, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    My MIL fell yesterday and may have broken her pelvis. Not good.

  29. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm #

    Oh no, Roamy! I do hope it’s not that bad.

    MCPO, does that mean your “unit” is hurting?? 😉

  30. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    Dick – The ribs and left lat muscle. Sat in the car for 4 hours for the movie at the drive-in. . . bad move on my part.

    Roamy – Ouch! Hope she recovers quickly.

  31. Dick July 17, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

    Shit, Roamy! That’s horrible! Hope she heals quickly.

    Chief, sounds like the classic, Stove up. Always a pain in the ass.

  32. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 1:05 pm #

    Aggie – My unit could use a massage. . . you available this afternoon?

  33. Dick July 17, 2011 at 1:08 pm #

    Wow…

    *backs away from Chief so as to not be sliced by machete*

  34. Dick July 17, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    Oh, meant to tell ya. It’s been charts and graph the past week.
    Not sure what they’re doing this week. I never get much info past grades and generalizations of what’s going on.

  35. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 1:10 pm #

    HAHAHAHA! Don’t be a chickenshit Dick!

  36. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 1:14 pm #

    Dick – A lot of it is classified. . . which always makes studying an “interesting” evolution.

  37. Dick July 17, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    Yep, I know, which is exactly why he never tells me much.
    I had a CTSA clearance when I was in cause of the nukes, but I’m pretty certain it’s long lapsed.

  38. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 1:42 pm #

    My unit could use a massage. . . you available this afternoon?

    Does the term “garbage disposal” mean anything to you??

  39. Dick July 17, 2011 at 1:51 pm #

    Knew I was standing clear for a good reason. Lmao!

  40. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 1:53 pm #

    Does the term “garbage disposal” mean anything to you??

    What does the dog have to do with this? 😉

  41. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 1:55 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Smartass 😛

    Dick, thanks to you, I’m hooked on coke floats. I think I have gained two pounds…

  42. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 2:03 pm #

    Aggie – I could send you some home-made wholewheat -walnut bread. . .

  43. Dick July 17, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    Good idea, Aggie!
    I’m gonna get one right now!

  44. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 2:08 pm #

    That sounds awesome, MCPO. You’re quite the baker 🙂

  45. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 2:12 pm #

    Aggie – I rarely eat the bread. I give away most of it, but I do love the feel of the dough and the smell of fresh bread.

  46. Dick July 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm #

    So why do dogs’ feet all smell like Fritos?

  47. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 2:19 pm #

    Herself is very lucky!

    My mom is the same way. She can’t abide sweets, but makes the most wonderful desserts, and gives them away to friends.

  48. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 2:19 pm #

    I’ll take your word for it Dick, as I rarely sniff the dog’s feet.

  49. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 2:20 pm #

    So why do dogs’ feet all smell like Fritos?

    The better question is, what are you doing smelling dogs’ feet??

  50. Dick July 17, 2011 at 2:20 pm #

    Kelly was having fun with me last night and pointed it out, and it’s true.

    http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/58595

  51. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 2:23 pm #

    Fucking hell…they do….

  52. Dick July 17, 2011 at 2:27 pm #

    Pic of the day.

    http://www.navy.mil/management/photodb/photos/110320-N-OB360-159.jpg

    A Marine is thanked by a Japanese man for delivering relief supplies.

  53. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 2:30 pm #

    Dick – Times have changed. Back in my day, if you were wearing a flightsuit and survival gear and did not have a mustache, people would get suspicious. . . just sayin’

  54. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 2:32 pm #

    Awesome pic.

  55. Dick July 17, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    Cause back in your day, most of the folks who wore flight suits were hot shot pilots with Errol Flynn mustaches.

  56. Dick July 17, 2011 at 2:39 pm #

    Hell, I still giggle every time I see a non-combat soldier wearing cammies.

  57. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 2:58 pm #

    Dick – I was not a pilot. Naval Aircrewman. In other words. . . a paid passenger.

  58. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 3:06 pm #

    It’s ok to have more than one coke float a day, right?

    And by that, I mean 5.

  59. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 17, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

    Chief, hope you get to feeling better soon. Gentle hugs from Fort Worth to you, with a soft kiss on the top of your head from me to you ♥

    Roamy, sorry to hear that about your MIL; I’ve heard that in older folks it’s usually the bone that breaks first, which causes the fall. Not always the case, but more common than most of us realize. I hope she isn’t in too much pain and that she heals quickly. Prayers going up for her and your family –

  60. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 17, 2011 at 3:12 pm #

    Chief, how’s the unit hangin’?

    We went to see the play “November” last night. The line that cracked Mr. TiFW up was:

    “How’re they hanging? I’ll tell you how they’re hanging – between my dick and my asshole, that’s how!”

    He was still laughing about that one after the play was over…..

  61. Dick July 17, 2011 at 3:29 pm #

    Chief, I know all about the Airdales. We were grateful every time we saw one back in the day.
    They either meant mail or chow. Two things a grunt hates to live without.

  62. Dick July 17, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    Aggie, 10 should be the government approved limit. Trust me. You saw this on the net.

  63. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 3:51 pm #

    You saw this on the net.

    Well, then it’s true.

  64. roamingfirehydrant July 17, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    I was not a pilot. Naval Aircrewman.

    Still looked good in the flight suit with the Errol Flynn mustache.
    .
    .
    .
    Too stalkerish?

  65. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 4:31 pm #

    HAHAHA! No.

    BTW: Wonder what Jazz is up to???
    http://fwd4.me/06rh

  66. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 4:37 pm #

    Too stalkerish?

    Not for this place.

  67. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 17, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    Listen to Dick, Aggie – I’m sure he’s stayed at a Holiday Inn Express at some point in his life…..

  68. Dick July 17, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    Nope, never, Teresa. Too rich for me.
    That info came from the FDA’s site.

    I swear!!!!!!!!

  69. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 5:02 pm #

    FDA?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  70. Dick July 17, 2011 at 5:03 pm #

    At least 80% of it did. Honest!

  71. Dick July 17, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

    I love my Big Dick’s Place Flickr site. The only people who want to hook up with me there are hawt milfs and some crazy ass trannies.

  72. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 17, 2011 at 5:25 pm #

    If you follow the White House Insider, there’s this from Ulsterman’s FB page yesterday:

    WH actively preparing for possible EH resignation. Tied in w/GG. JC set up to keep firewall in place. SIGNIFICANT details to break soon. Obama openly accuses senior cabinet official of acting against him on this. Another outburst. “Screaming at adviser” Critical help from media paying dividends. This WH in very serious trouble. More to come next week. You can share this if you like – want some to know. -INSIDER

    http://www.facebook.com/Ulsterman1#!/Ulsterman1/posts/2258109255889

    (I don’t know if the guy’s for real, but he’s like catnip to me…..)

  73. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 17, 2011 at 5:28 pm #

    Wanna dance, Chief? I’ll pretend I’m skinny, and you can pretend that there’s nothing wrong with your back:

  74. Dick July 17, 2011 at 5:42 pm #

    Have ya ever been taking a really long pee when blood starts coming out, or puss?
    And what about those times when you’re staring off into space, listening to the stream hit when something startles you and ya turn around, pecker in hand and spray down the entire bathroom, at a friend’s house?
    That’s really neato.

  75. Dick July 17, 2011 at 5:46 pm #

    Or the time your mom caught you masturbating while watching Beach Blanket Bingo late at night?

  76. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 5:58 pm #

    Can’t say that I have, Dick.

    Thank goodness.

  77. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 17, 2011 at 6:18 pm #

    Marine asks Betty White to be HIS date to the Marine Corp Ball – I hope she says yes!

  78. Dick July 17, 2011 at 6:27 pm #

    That was good.

  79. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 17, 2011 at 6:35 pm #

    If Obama’s record of “Rooting for the Loser” holds, the Dems should go down in flames on Election Night 2012, right?

  80. Dick July 17, 2011 at 6:40 pm #

    I would imagine the Dem’s are gonna lose regardless of how Dickless votes.

  81. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 17, 2011 at 6:44 pm #

    Fortunately, the Dem that Obama will be rooting for the hardest will be himself….

  82. Dick July 17, 2011 at 6:48 pm #

    Honestly, I’m not really worried about this election like I was the last one.
    We’ll see how it all goes. Personally, I’d just as soon shoot the sons of bitches, but I think there’s an ordinance against doing that.

  83. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 17, 2011 at 6:54 pm #

    Seen in the comments at another blog (and shamelessly added to mine):

    “We voted for these people. We should be allowed to taser them.” – Mike

    Works for me….

  84. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 6:56 pm #

    I wonder if the prez picked USA to win the World Cup…

  85. Dick July 17, 2011 at 6:57 pm #

    Teresa, this country’s gonna tighten up back to the right, or there’s gonna be a war.
    Promise.

  86. Dick July 17, 2011 at 7:05 pm #

  87. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 7:06 pm #

    Request?? 😉

  88. Dick July 17, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    Eddie Money mood tonight.

  89. Dick July 17, 2011 at 7:22 pm #

    Hahahahahahahaha!!!
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/jane-fonda-i-have-never-done-anything-hu

    I truly hope Jane Fonda lives a long and healthy life, and she maintains her hearing.

  90. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 17, 2011 at 7:27 pm #

    I wonder if the prez picked USA to win the World Cup…

    Yeppers – that’s why I made that comment….

    Apparently he’s going to make a PERSONAL statement from the Rose Garden tomorrow afternoon.

    I hope Michelle isn’t pregnant….

  91. Jay in Ames July 17, 2011 at 7:27 pm #

    Yeah, she even apologized, wingers!

    CBS News: Fonda’s Pseudo-Apology

    Yes, that’s right, that says CBS news. They actually had that on their site, and it’s #1 in google when you search Jane Fonda Apology.

  92. Jay in Ames July 17, 2011 at 7:28 pm #

    Better chance that Kal Penn is pregnant, not Michelle.

  93. Dick July 17, 2011 at 7:31 pm #

    Apparently he’s going to make a PERSONAL statement from the Rose Garden tomorrow afternoon.

    I’ll give ya one guess as to who won’t give a shit.

  94. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 17, 2011 at 7:31 pm #

    Whoops – somebody heard wrong; it’s a “personnel” announcement….

  95. Dick July 17, 2011 at 7:32 pm #

    Jay, I missed Vietnam by four years and I still hate that bitch.

  96. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 17, 2011 at 7:33 pm #

    This comment made me laugh…

    Maybe it’s both. He’s going to fire the First Lady and marry Eric Holder.

  97. Dick July 17, 2011 at 7:39 pm #

    Tonight’s menu is 2″ thick bone in ribeyes (via Tom Thumb’s meat dept) off the grill and loaded up baked potatoes.

  98. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 8:05 pm #

    Hm…Eric Holder may be finding himself under Michelin tires.

  99. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 8:07 pm #

    Yes, that’s right, that says CBS news.

    Yes, but it’s from a National Review Online column. No one at CBS would never write like that.

  100. Dick July 17, 2011 at 8:12 pm #

    Damn that was a tasty steak.

  101. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 8:17 pm #

    Damn that was a tasty steak.

    But what about the potatoes??? DON’T LEAVE ME HANGING HERE!!!!

  102. Dick July 17, 2011 at 8:48 pm #

    Hard loaded, extra sour cream.

  103. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 8:57 pm #

    Just had some homemade strawberry shortcake. Yum-MEEEE!

  104. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 17, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

    If anyone cares…the last Harry Potter?

    It rocks like Elvis when he was young and cool.

    The better part? We haven’t been to that theatre in a year.

    The seats are now all bigass recliners.

    It was a great way to burn a morning.

  105. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 9:38 pm #

    I’m having a pseudo-mojito, since sugar cane is hard to come by around here.

  106. LC Aggie Sith July 17, 2011 at 9:40 pm #

    Glad you had a good time, BisW 🙂

  107. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 17, 2011 at 9:43 pm #

    BTW, you’re making a mistake passing on this movie, Aggs.

    You will ROFLMYAO.

  108. Dick July 17, 2011 at 10:10 pm #

    We’ll borrow it next weekend, maybe.
    Hell, who am I kidding? I’m out.

  109. MCPO Airdale July 17, 2011 at 10:31 pm #

    BisW – Herself and I enjoyed it as well.

  110. Dick July 17, 2011 at 10:44 pm #

    I’m calling it a night. Sleep good, ya mongrels.

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