Another poat

15 Jul

Thought I’d toss something up this morning and see who hits it.

Coffee hasn’t kicked in, so this took a minute.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Y’all have a great day.

 

Important update! Audio added from Teh One’s Presser!

34 Responses to “Another poat”

  1. roamingfirehydrant July 15, 2011 at 7:20 am #

    Huh?

    http://9gag.com/gag/164435/

  2. Dick July 15, 2011 at 7:48 am #

    This had Roamypoat© written all over it.

  3. Car in July 15, 2011 at 8:00 am #

    The second two form a theme.

  4. Jay in Ames July 15, 2011 at 8:45 am #

    A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you”
    Her husband asks, “Is that you, or the wine talking?”
    She replies, “It’s me…talking to the wine.”

  5. Jay in Ames July 15, 2011 at 8:55 am #

    There are these two young fish swimming along, and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says, “Morning, boys, how’s the water?”

    And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes, “What the hell is water?”

  6. Jay in Ames July 15, 2011 at 9:32 am #

    I put up a link to an excellent article on Big Hollywood, and added some of my thoughts in a post at my blog. Take a look, and most certainly read the Big Hollywood article by Ben Howe.

    Jay in Ames: I hope I get to see this movie

  7. LC Aggie Sith July 15, 2011 at 9:39 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    Thank you guys. I needed laughs this morning 😀

  8. GMLand July 15, 2011 at 9:51 am #

    If you need a laugh, look in your underwear!

    Wait… that joke is for guys. Never mind.

  9. LC Aggie Sith July 15, 2011 at 10:22 am #

    *sprays poat with Febreeze after GML’s comment*

  10. Jay in Ames July 15, 2011 at 11:12 am #

    Come on, that’s the weak version of the line on that bathroom wall, GMLand

    Don’t look up here, the joke’s in your hand!

  11. GMLand July 15, 2011 at 11:37 am #

    Back off! Both of you – I was channeling Biw, you know his shit is never funny.

  12. LC Aggie Sith July 15, 2011 at 12:13 pm #

    HERETIC!!!!! 😛

  13. GMLand July 15, 2011 at 1:07 pm #

    THEREITIC!!! EVERYWHERE A TIC TIC

  14. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 15, 2011 at 1:41 pm #

    *pokes head in*
    Is it 2013 yet?

    It’s hot.
    Obama sucks.
    Congress sucks.
    This is not going to end well if Obama gets his way.
    Torches and pitchforks may not be far behind.
    I’m usually Little Miss Sunshine, but my patience is at an end.
    Someone calm me down, please……

  15. Dick July 15, 2011 at 1:57 pm #

    It’s not gonna be me, Teresa. My shit is locked and cocked. I’m ready to start whackin’ these no good cocksuckers.

  16. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 15, 2011 at 3:03 pm #

    The thing is – I don’t think they understand how really, truly, terribly mad people are. Good people. Decent people. People who aren’t prone to act out, but who have HAD.ENOUGH.

    I don’t care if you are worried about what the media is going to say – they’re going to screw you anyway. You have the blogosphere behind you now. Word is getting out.

    For the first time, I am really, truly worried for this country. Up until now, I thought we could hold the line until next November. It is becoming increasingly obvious that Mr. Obama is getting worse and more destructive as time goes on.

    If they cave on this, it’s going to get really scary really fast….

  17. Dick July 15, 2011 at 3:11 pm #

    For the first time, I am really, truly worried for this country.

    Umm… What took so long?

    In other news, Chrysler’s trying to win my heart.
    http://detnews.com/article/20110715/AUTO01/107150424/1478/rss

  18. LC Aggie Sith July 15, 2011 at 3:11 pm #

    Where the fuck did Obama get these numbers?? That’s rhetorical, I know.

    Does he really think people believe that??

  19. Jay in Ames July 15, 2011 at 3:35 pm #

    From comments at another blog:

    I assume the reference was to yesterday’s Gallup poll results, asking Americans how they wanted the deficit reduced:

    Only with spending cuts- 20
    Mostly with spending cuts – 30
    Equally with spending cuts and tax increases – 32
    Mostly with tax increases – 7
    Only with tax increases – 4

    Note that the sum of the last three items, which all include some reference to tax increases, plus item 2, which can be inferred to, is 74%. Of course, by the “logic” NPR uses, it would have been equally valid to report that “96% of Americans support spending cuts”! In fact the latter interpretation would have been considerably less egregious, since an actual majority favor approaches that explicitly call for spending cuts! Of course, NPR clearly contrived to leave the impression that 75% favored tax increases, versus 25% favoring spending cuts.

    In other words, a really big stretch.

  20. Dick July 15, 2011 at 3:37 pm #

    Obama has proven to be the largest Nigerian email scam in the history of the world.

  21. Dick July 15, 2011 at 3:59 pm #

    Hahahahahahahaha!
    Another lefty crying in his beer.

    As long as they are willing to destroy the nation’s credit standing if that is what it takes to win, Obama’s choice essentially boils down to capitulation in the national interest or mutually assured destruction.
    http://is.gd/AZrN5s

  22. Jay in Ames July 15, 2011 at 4:01 pm #

    Important picture of an audio update added to poat!

  23. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 15, 2011 at 4:06 pm #

    I was channeling Biw

    Not enough wordz.

  24. Dick July 15, 2011 at 4:12 pm #

    80% of Americans say this is the bestest website, ever!

  25. Dick July 15, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

    80% of Americans have been anally probed by aliens from outer space.

  26. Dick July 15, 2011 at 4:14 pm #

    80% of Americans are serial killers.

  27. Jay in Ames July 15, 2011 at 4:17 pm #

    80% of Americans have been anally probed by aliens from outer space.

    79%. Quit rounding up.

  28. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 15, 2011 at 4:17 pm #

    80% of Americans are full of WIN!!!!

    But first, they will blow me.

  29. Dick July 15, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    80% of Americans have seen Anthony Wiener’s dick.

  30. Dick July 15, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    Hahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!
    This is gonna be fun!

    http://is.gd/keU4iZ

  31. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 15, 2011 at 4:32 pm #

    Alan Grayson…proof that the criminally insane are employable too.

  32. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 15, 2011 at 4:35 pm #

    And anyone who wants to give the UAW the finger can’t be all bad.

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 15, 2011 at 4:37 pm #

    80% of Americans have been fucked without a condom (or lube) by this President, but only 20$% liked it.

  34. clintbird July 15, 2011 at 4:40 pm #

    Stroll on up to the new poat when the notion hits you.

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