Three Day Weekends Are Nice.

3 Jul

Maybe catch a little sun.

While wearing some really nice welding goggles.

Or think about cutting the lawn.

Please, for your neighbors.

81 Responses to “Three Day Weekends Are Nice.”

  1. Guy S July 3, 2011 at 11:14 am #

    Good morning all!! Dick, it’s gonna take a lot more than a wax job to improve the viewability of that last gal. Saw a few out in France that had the same problem. Perhaps this is where the phrase “Hair of the dog” came from?

  2. clintbird July 3, 2011 at 11:27 am #

    I like the girls in the first picture because they’re obviously “real.”

    The girl in last picture is, too, but is considerably too “real.”

    I think on the 4th of July, this blog should be devoted to the glory that is “real” boobs.

    Okay, Aggie, you now have your assignment.

  3. Jay in Ames July 3, 2011 at 11:36 am #

    Sandra is having a cookout on Food Network, Dick. She’s grilling brats for you.

  4. Jay in Ames July 3, 2011 at 11:38 am #

    Nothing wrong with a good fake rack. Notice I said “good”. I don’t mean tuck a softball under there. You gotta get the expensive ones.

  5. clintbird July 3, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    There will never be a day when fake boobs are as great as the real thing.

  6. clintbird July 3, 2011 at 11:48 am #

    For any peasant suffering hangovers today, this should help. Close your eyes and listen. Do it, damn it, or Ima gonna start hollering.

  7. Guy S July 3, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    In honor of the real reason for this weekend, specifically Monday, I wonder if anyone can respond to this fellows questions, today. Sure seem like a lot of folks have not only lost the vision, but their way as well.

  8. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 3, 2011 at 12:23 pm #

    An update on my friend’s son from yesterday:

    I am elated to share the news that Michael has greatly improved! The doctors were able to give him medicine during the day Saturday that dissolved all three clots. He is already feeling much better and they released him late last night. They put him on medicine that will hopefully prevent any further clotting, but one doctor told him it wasn’t uncommon for stroke victims to have another stroke about two weeks after the first — We claim our current victory as power enough to prevent any further complications! As much many of you prayed for our son, please thank God twice as much for His blessing of answered prayer! Michael still has to see several specialist, go through physical therapy for his face and throat to recover from effects of the stroke, but now the blockages are gone, he should improve greatly. His cholesterol level was 4 times the amount it should have been, so he must make some serious changes in his diet and lifestyle.

    We are so very grateful he is allowed a second chance, and that no one else, or himself, was injured while he wasn’t mentally aware. Thank you so much for all of your prayers, support, calls, emails and love given to us and Michael during this time of need. We cannot express enough how important and loved each one of you are to us… our family and friends are always there when we need them! Those of you who want an update in a couple of weeks on how he’s doing, just let us know by email or Facebook.

    We love you all!

    David & Eva

  9. Dick July 3, 2011 at 12:52 pm #

    Glad to hear that, Teresa.

    That last hairy chick reminded me of Kim Mor…. back in the 9th grade at the public pool.
    When I first saw her in a bikini, I nearly freaked out. Her nickname in school was Sasquatch.

  10. Dick July 3, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    Best gas station ever?

  11. Jazz July 3, 2011 at 1:16 pm #

    Best gas station ever?

    Her pants must think I’m deaf, because they were trying to get me to read her lips.

  12. Dick July 3, 2011 at 1:43 pm #

    Good video. For every round you see, there’s four others following.
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8f4_1309570638

  13. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 3, 2011 at 1:50 pm #

    Those pants – is that a GOOD look? I’m just asking, ‘cuz I don’t know these things….

  14. Dick July 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm #

    Looked good to me, Teresa. Very good. But then again, I wasn’t thinking of the fashion side.

  15. roamingfirehydrant July 3, 2011 at 3:13 pm #

    Company has departed, and my house is my own again.

  16. LC Aggie Sith July 3, 2011 at 3:17 pm #

    Okay, Aggie, you now have your assignment.

    How the hell did I get drafted???

    And those were not pants. That was body paint.

  17. Dick July 3, 2011 at 3:20 pm #

    Company has departed, and my house is my own again.

    Next to a good orgasm, that’s one of the best feelings in the world.

  18. roamingfirehydrant July 3, 2011 at 3:30 pm #

    Speaking of teh tight pants video, yesterday I saw a woman in a tight shirt that precisely matched her skin tone. At first glance, I thought she was mowing topless.

  19. MCPO Airdale July 3, 2011 at 4:16 pm #

    TCB!

  20. roamingfirehydrant July 3, 2011 at 4:36 pm #

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWDcot2YezA

  21. roamingfirehydrant July 3, 2011 at 4:39 pm #

    Well, that wasn’t quite what I thought it was.

  22. MCPO Airdale July 3, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

  23. Dick July 3, 2011 at 4:46 pm #

    It’s hotter than hell and useless to even walk outside here today.

  24. MCPO Airdale July 3, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    Dick – Have a seat in the A/C and have a drink. . . don’t cost nothin’

  25. Dick July 3, 2011 at 5:06 pm #

    Chief, you’re right. Think I’ll pour myself a toddy.

  26. MCPO Airdale July 3, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

    2nd loaf of bread baking and the pork roast is on the grill. . . YAY!

  27. Dick July 3, 2011 at 5:18 pm #

    I got no idea what we’re having tonight. But I’m pulling a couple of prime ribeyes outta the freezer for tomorrow.

  28. MCPO Airdale July 3, 2011 at 5:26 pm #

    Dick – What’s the latest from Stinky? Still duty-bound and studying?

  29. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 3, 2011 at 5:27 pm #

    We were supposed to go to a friend’s house today to swim and celebrate the 4th a day early. Unfortunately, Mr. TiFW woke up feeling like death warmed over, so he’s on the couch looking pitiful….

  30. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 3, 2011 at 5:31 pm #

    Any of you hosers planning on putting up a July 4th post?

    I’ve got one on deck at my blog that I can import here, but I expect some traffic and comments at my place as well…..

    *taps foot, gives “the look”*

  31. Dick July 3, 2011 at 5:34 pm #

    He’s in class now and the last I heard he had the highest gpa (96.5) there, so far. Some cutie was right on his ass with a 95. Apparently there’s only 15-18 kids in the class and they told the students whoever graduated with the highest gpa would be promoted to the next rank.
    If that little shit isn’t a PO3/OS3 when he comes on on leave, I’m strangling his ass.
    And don’t worry, I’ll do it with a father’s love.

  32. Dick July 3, 2011 at 5:35 pm #

    Teresa, you’re in charge.
    Handle it.

  33. Dick July 3, 2011 at 5:37 pm #

    Unfortunately, Mr. TiFW woke up feeling like death warmed over, so he’s on the couch looking pitiful….

    I’m prescribing 4 shots of Cuervo Black Tequila. After the third, he won’t give a shit.
    Plus, you may just get yourself a striptease out of the deal.

  34. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 3, 2011 at 6:36 pm #

    Well, right now he’s watching the latest “Resident Evil” movie, and falling asleep on the couch….

    Okay – poat is scheduled to drop tomorrow morning at three different blogs. Is that a “hat trick”?

  35. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 3, 2011 at 7:35 pm #

    Man, those Friday afternoon document dumps are always another “ooops” for this administration, which means that the ones that occur on 3-day summer weekends tend to be particularly damning:

    http://weaselzippers.us/2011/07/03/friday-afternoon-news-dump-obama-releases-quarterly-report-on-stimulus-bill-shows-each-job-cost-taxpayers-278000/

  36. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 3, 2011 at 8:16 pm #

    Is BiW around? I just found out that one of his favorite movies (and mine), 1776, will be playing on Turner Classic Movies tomorrow at 2:00 p.m. EST.

    Yes, the DVR is already set to record it at Casa de TiFW….

  37. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 3, 2011 at 8:21 pm #

    I have a trunk full of “BOOM!!!!”, and I have a poat for tomorrow percolating in my pointed head at the moment.

  38. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 3, 2011 at 8:24 pm #

    “SIT DOWN, JOHN!!!!”

  39. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 3, 2011 at 8:26 pm #

    But now…THE RIBEYES!!!! (And trying to make tomorrow’s poat work).

  40. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 3, 2011 at 8:27 pm #

    Didja see my comment about 1776, BiW?

    I’ve got a post scheduled for 8:00 a.m. EST tomorrow, but if you would rather post sumpin’, please feel free to do one in lieu of mine.

    Nobody spoke up earlier, so I fell on the sword….

  41. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 3, 2011 at 8:28 pm #

    Mmmmm….Ribeyes…..

  42. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 3, 2011 at 8:31 pm #

    I’m poating it at my place. I’ve been feeling ambitious lately.

  43. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 3, 2011 at 8:40 pm #

    Yours is bound to be better than mine – you’re always so eloquent!

  44. clintbird July 3, 2011 at 8:52 pm #

  45. LC Aggie Sith July 3, 2011 at 8:52 pm #

    How’s tricks, everybody?

  46. clintbird July 3, 2011 at 8:56 pm #

    Well here, aggie. Hope the same is true for you. BBL.

  47. Dick July 3, 2011 at 9:25 pm #

    I need some angry, violent sex. CB, BiW?

  48. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 3, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

    Sorry. I’m fresh out.

  49. LC Aggie Sith July 3, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

    *runs*

  50. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 3, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    I haven’t even had short, unsatisfying sex in several weeks.

  51. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 3, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

    But this ribeye I just grilled?

    It is melting in my mouth.

  52. Dick July 3, 2011 at 9:49 pm #

    We’re doing ribeyes tomorrow.

  53. Dick July 3, 2011 at 9:50 pm #

    Aggie, you stop running now.

  54. LC Aggie Sith July 3, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  55. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 3, 2011 at 9:58 pm #

    Don’t you do it, girl! Its a trap!

  56. LC Aggie Sith July 3, 2011 at 10:16 pm #

    Only traps I fall for involve chocolate, BisW.

  57. roamingfirehydrant July 3, 2011 at 10:19 pm #

    Oh hell, Aggie can run faster than I can.

  58. LC Aggie Sith July 3, 2011 at 10:22 pm #

    Maybe, Roamy, but I don’t look as good doing it 😉

  59. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere July 3, 2011 at 10:24 pm #

    I’m sure she can lend you a machete.

  60. roamingfirehydrant July 3, 2011 at 10:36 pm #

    http://tinyurl.com/62hfc9k

  61. LC Aggie Sith July 3, 2011 at 10:38 pm #

    Psychotic bears with machetes do

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  62. Dick July 3, 2011 at 10:42 pm #

    Shit. I’m accidentally ripped.

  63. LC Aggie Sith July 3, 2011 at 10:50 pm #

    How do you “accidentally” get ripped??

  64. Dick July 3, 2011 at 11:02 pm #

    Short story….

  65. Jay in Ames July 3, 2011 at 11:08 pm #

    2 inch smoked Iowa chops tomorrow.

    MMM.

  66. Dick July 3, 2011 at 11:10 pm #

    Beef or Pork?

  67. roamingfirehydrant July 3, 2011 at 11:26 pm #

    Hamburgers here for tomorrow.

  68. Dick July 3, 2011 at 11:30 pm #

    Ribeyes here tomorrow.

  69. Jay in Ames July 3, 2011 at 11:32 pm #

    There is only one Iowa chop, and it is pork.

  70. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 3, 2011 at 11:33 pm #

    Mr. TiFW is feeling much better – I’ve been promised some fireworks if I follow him upstairs.

    See ya’ll tomorrow… 🙂

  71. Dick July 3, 2011 at 11:39 pm #

    Go upstairs, Teresa, and hurry.

  72. roamingfirehydrant July 3, 2011 at 11:45 pm #

    GET YA SOME!

    Wait, did I say that out loud?

  73. Dick July 3, 2011 at 11:47 pm #

    Why yes, you did. Lamo!

  74. LC Aggie Sith July 3, 2011 at 11:48 pm #

    /jealous

    😀

  75. Dick July 3, 2011 at 11:50 pm #

  76. Dick July 4, 2011 at 12:04 am #

    G’night boys and girls who’d look really good in hawt lesbo flicks.

  77. roamingfirehydrant July 4, 2011 at 12:12 am #

    Good night, Dick, BiW, Aggie, Jay, and anyone else out there.

  78. LC Aggie Sith July 4, 2011 at 12:20 am #

    Goodnight everyone, and John Boy!!!

  79. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX July 4, 2011 at 8:19 am #

    New Poat!!!!!

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