But Of Course….

14 Jun

127 Responses to “But Of Course….”

  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 11:28 am #

    Oh, and Jeter’s a pussy.

    Suck it up, Wally!

  2. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 11:33 am #

    As for Obama, the only real question is “Is he beating his…or hers?”

  3. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    My guess is hers…it would be easier to find.

  4. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 11:35 am #

    That’s right. Have me own the comments. Nary a bon mot from one of you.

  5. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 11:36 am #

    Fine.

    I’m gonna go read Carin’s page now.

  6. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 11:38 am #

    Good lord, give me a break, ok???

    I had to do two posts at two different blogs, and I get excoriated…Sheesh…

  7. clintbird June 14, 2011 at 11:40 am #

    *Hands 2 Midols to BiW.*

  8. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 11:40 am #

    Wow. Who put the amphetamines in BiW’s coffee this morning?

  9. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    Also, I was making breakfast for the kidlets.

  10. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 11:42 am #

    What’s excoriated? Sounds hot.

  11. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 11:43 am #

    Hahahahah

    Jeremy says:
    June 14, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    HCT, a few mor months of Obunglr, and he could hold a fund raiser in an outhouse and have seats remaining.

    http://tinyurl.com/3smouyz

  12. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 11:43 am #

    Also, BiW, a nice douche, Summer’s Eve maybe, would go a long ways to getting that sand out of your ‘gina.

  13. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 11:44 am #

    And tending to my dogs.

    And fighting City Hall.

    WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME????

    Oh, and that’s a rhetorical question.

  14. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    What’s excoriated? Sounds hot.

    I’ve always defined it by the term “being raked over hot coals”, so yeah.

  15. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 11:46 am #

    excoriated: the removal of coriander from something.

  16. GuyS June 14, 2011 at 11:47 am #

    Frankly, this whole media produced tumultuousness about a libtard losers tiny turgid tackle, leaves me limp!

  17. GuyS June 14, 2011 at 11:49 am #

    Wasn’t “Exoriated” a movie about a priest and some possessed gal in DC?

  18. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 11:50 am #

    LOL, Guy 😀

  19. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 11:51 am #

    Aggs, you been reading the rottie emails on Israel?

  20. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 11:56 am #

    Hows come Jay hasn’t graced us with a poat yet?

  21. GuyS June 14, 2011 at 11:57 am #

    BisW, What’s up with Israel? Besides them being sniped at from all sides, all borders, and this countries Administration repeatedly stabbing them in the back?

  22. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 11:58 am #

    I did a poat! It was the one with my updated pic.

  23. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm #

    Don’t be a Flaccid Frank, GuyS!

  24. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    Just some observations on what the neighbors are doing, Guy. Some interesting developments that indicate that things about to get a lot more lively.

  25. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 12:02 pm #

    Aggs, you been reading the rottie emails on Israel?

    I have, and I am….concerned on different levels.

  26. GuyS June 14, 2011 at 12:10 pm #

    I always rise up to the occasion Jazz!

    BisW, have been looking over at the DEBEKA File. The possible addition of subs capable of carrying nukes … by both Israel and Iran, did cause me to raise my eyebrows a bit. And the ongoing Syrian and Palestinian actions, let alone Egypt siding more and more with all the anti-Israeli actors and agents, could make for a very interesting late Spring and Summer.

    How much, if any, we back up Israel, should she need it (even if it is done “behind the scenes”) is my greatest concern. If we fail to do anything, it sends a signal to all our enemies we are fair game, and to our few remaining friends, that we are no longer to be trusted, or expected to be there should they need us (Does Taiwan ring a bell?)

  27. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    Aggs, I thought you might be. He’s on the knee mail list too.

    GuyS, that was the question I didn’t see asked last night. Should we support Isreal when the furball comes over there?

    I don’t think we can afford not to, and I would be open about it.

  28. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 12:26 pm #

    Thank you, BisW. *smooch*

    I was under the impression that the only “friends” we have left are of the authoritarian variety.

  29. GuyS June 14, 2011 at 12:28 pm #

    Hell, you all know this already, but with Israel being the only real democratic government in that neck of the woods, (Ron Paul and Pat Buchanan’s isolationist rhetoric aside) can we afford not to support them.

    Frankly, the open rise of anti-semitism around the world, particularly in Europe, and here in the states, is starting to concern me a bit. (That I have, quite possibly more than a little yiddish blood in my veins doesn’t color my view of things at all….naaah not a bit!)

  30. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 12:31 pm #

    That I have, quite possibly more than a little yiddish blood in my veins doesn’t color my view of things at all….naaah not a bit!)

    Dredel player. 😛

  31. GMLand June 14, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    Could someone explain to me, why American Jews side with the Dems please? I’ve asked several of them personally and the subject is changed quicker than a pair of Biw’s dirty diapers.

  32. GuyS June 14, 2011 at 12:36 pm #

    Jazz, I was raised Catholic. We suspect that about two generations or so back, on dad’s side of the family, they “converted” to Catholicism … and my Dredel can beat your Dredel any day of the week!

  33. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    That’s a thorny and tricky question, GML.

    I asked that of a friend of mine while I was in college. She told me she had been raised a democrat, and would die as one. So, when I visited her family as a guest for the weekend, I asked her mother.She told me the same thing. Didn’t make much sense to me until I saw a pic of FDR in their library.

    Maybe it’s simplistic, but perhaps they view the democrats as their saviors from the Reich, since FDR was president at the time of WWII?

    In the same vein, I prefer those Jews that are democrats because they were raised that way, to those Jews that tend to side with the palestinians.

  34. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 12:41 pm #

    Where do you think Weiner is seeking “treatment” – at David Duchovney’s computer?

  35. GuyS June 14, 2011 at 12:43 pm #

    GM ( I would call you “Guy”, but our conversations would have folks getting neck strain, trying to figure out who said what.).

    Have a good friend down DFW way who is Jewish, and he is very strong on the conservative side of the street (retired Navy). The rest of his family is anywhere from moderately liberal to out and out moonbat.
    And even he has noticed the beginnings of change in some of them….he just hopes it is not too little too late.

    As to why they glommed onto the liberal mindset so strongly to begin with, who knows? I suspect it may be a group think kind of thing. For example, the “kibbutz” tended to be built on more of a socialist set of guidelines. But I could be wrong…wouldn’t be the first (0r last) time, for that.

  36. GuyS June 14, 2011 at 12:44 pm #

    Jazz, turgid birds of a feather and all that??

  37. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 12:48 pm #

    my Dredel can beat your Dredel any day of the week!

    🙂 I’m sure it can. My comment was pure jest. I have nothing but love for my Jewish brothers and sisters. I am not my father.

  38. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 12:50 pm #

    I can’t believe I just saw this:

    http://pajamasmedia.com/tatler/2011/06/13/the-dallas-mavericks-would-like-to-thank-president-obama/

    I’m still laughing.

  39. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 12:50 pm #

    Where do you think Weiner is seeking “treatment” – at David Duchovney’s computer?

    I had to laugh yesterday when I heard Hannity talking to Tamara Holder about that.

    His take was unlike drug or alcohol treatment, a sex addict is not isolated from the object of their fixation, as they might be sitting right next to their “crack” (I don’t think he meant to be THAT clever, but I laughed anyway), and would have lots of time on their hands between the “Hi. I’m Tony, and I’m addicted to sexual gratification” sessions.

  40. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 12:53 pm #

    I was hearing Glenn Beck talk about his new book this morning, and I was thinking that I believe it would be great if more people read the Federalist Papers, and yes, they can be hard to understand, but at the same time, dumbing them down is insulting to the people who wrote them, and the people who would read them.

    The Bible can be difficult to read too, but working to figure the hard parts out for yourself is much more rewarding that someone devising a simplistic translation.

  41. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 12:53 pm #

    Jazz, turgid birds of a feather and all that??

    Blech. 😦 That’s ocky.

  42. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    Why O-Care is losing in the courts: http://tinyurl.com/44wtq4r

    I’m not comfortable with the headline, but the article is good.

  43. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    People also have pastors and priests to help them with the Bible. I get the accomplishment thing, but some just aren’t very good readers, amongst other things.

    I gots nothing against a cliff’s notes version. You can always fall back to the original when you become more accustomed to the material.

  44. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 1:14 pm #

    The problem with Cliff Notes is that you get the information filtered through some other source, and there’s no way a liberal is going to be as honest about what the Fed Papers mean. Cliff Notes allows interpretations to substitute for source material. Cliff Notes summaries are bad for anything except talking points, IMHO.

    And – truthfully – I never relied on them in HS or college. I don’t even know as I’ve ever opened one.

  45. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 1:20 pm #

    I know why Obama didn’t want to release his birth certificate – he hails from Menda City.

  46. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 1:20 pm #

    I was referring to a generic term, Jazz, not an actual Cliff’s Notes version. Beck’s book was “translated” (his word) by someone that can be trusted.

  47. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 1:21 pm #

    Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and numbers: http://tinyurl.com/3cpjl77

  48. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    IRONY!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.weiner.house.gov/issue_display.aspx?id=844

    Fucktardic twatwaffling dickpizzle.

  49. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 1:39 pm #

    I was referring to a generic term, Jazz, not an actual Cliff’s Notes version. Beck’s book was “translated” (his word) by someone that can be trusted.

    Yeah, and I listened to a bit of the “translated” version this morning, and it still made me very uncomfortable.

  50. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 1:40 pm #

    i know, J’Ames, but the rationale holds for all summaries like that. You’re at the mercy of the summarizers.

  51. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 2:03 pm #

    well, this came to a screeching halt….

  52. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 2:03 pm #

    Pakistan: Catholic woman kidnapped, drugged, and forced to convert to Islam and marry a Muslim may now be sold abroad

    http://tinyurl.com/3hpndhs

  53. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    I kilt it, with my shortcut reading. Pissed off all the lawyery types. Heh.

  54. Jazz June 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm #

    Pissed off? No. We just hold you in disdain now. 😉

  55. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    Sold, huh? Kinda like slavery? Where’s the outrage on this stuff? Especially from the US, since we are such racists.

  56. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 2:12 pm #

    We just hold you in disdain now.

    My day just gets brighter and brighter, with this promotion.

  57. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 2:34 pm #

    J’Ames, quit kilting the poat.

  58. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    J’Ames, the Grim Reaper of Poats™

  59. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    Pissed off all the lawyery types.

    No, I just don’t think you grok it until you’ve read it in the original Hamilton, or Madison or Jay.

    Besides, it isn’t complete until you have “translated” the best of the Anti-Federalist stuff as well.

  60. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 2:47 pm #

    J’Ames, the Grim Reaper of Poats™

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    I just don’t think you grok it until you’ve read it

    Comments like this will get you an invitation to my home with a complimentary fawning.

  61. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 2:49 pm #

    Bob could write a provocative book. I’m guessing that at least 60% of the people who read it still didn’t get it.

  62. GMLand June 14, 2011 at 3:17 pm #

    Did anyone else short sell their mother in law on the black market today?

  63. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 3:23 pm #

    I tried, but no one would take her, GML.

  64. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    Hey dick, aggie is putting construction screws in bricks to hold up her flag!

    *runs

  65. GuyS June 14, 2011 at 3:55 pm #

    Jazz, I know you were jesting, hence the “my dredel is bigger than your dredel” remark *grin*.

    Have looked at a cliff’s notes edition, from time to time, but more out of curiosity than in any sort of attempted scholarly pursuit. Have to agree, anytime you edit something from the original, intentionally or otherwise, you are going to change it to some degree or another.

  66. GuyS June 14, 2011 at 4:08 pm #

    Dick, was the bidding on E-bay or Craigslist?

  67. GuyS June 14, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    Ahhhhh.

    Anyhow, before I head out to the hospital to visit the m-i-l, thought I would leave this little ditty, in light of all the goings on in the middle east.

    Not only “Who’s next”…but where are they going to lob those puppies?

  68. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 4:26 pm #

    Eddard Stark is a badass. Wait, I mean Sean Bean, who plays him in Game of Thrones

    Gigwise: Sean Bean ‘Stabbed’ In London Fight

  69. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 4:27 pm #

    Dick, I wasn’t running from you!

  70. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 4:45 pm #

    Should have been clearer, April Summers was who Sean Bean was fighting about.

  71. GuyS June 14, 2011 at 4:47 pm #

    Libya, Afghanistan, and now Syria. This asshat is making Bush look like a wallflower.

    http://www.debka.com/article/21026/

    And now out I go.

  72. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

    She could drive a car through her wall and it wouldn’t bother me.

    Thanks?

  73. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    I don’t think it was fighting over a woman so much as instilling a sense of manners on a chump who was rude to his date.

    Besides, the guy asked for a first aid kit and a drink afterwards. That’s pretty cool.

  74. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 5:11 pm #

    I thought the chicks were impressed when you threaten to throw down, in their honor.

  75. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 5:14 pm #

    Good point, Dick. I guess we can criticize Bean for dating an unarmed bimbo.

  76. Jay in Ames June 14, 2011 at 5:18 pm #

    Maybe he sat at the bar and sewed it shut, ala Rambo.

  77. MCPO Airdale June 14, 2011 at 5:24 pm #

    I’m not scared of fisticuffs. . . as long as I have a gun.

  78. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 5:28 pm #

    you’ll never find me starting shit with anyone.
    Promise!

    Fucking hell, I just spewed my drink all over the place.

    *glares at Dick*

  79. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 5:51 pm #

    Yes, I should know that by now, Dick.

    Sorry they messed up Donny’s schedule. That has to suck.

  80. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 5:56 pm #

    Hm..ok, I’m done feeling sorry for Donny.

    *glares in a northward direction*

  81. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 6:03 pm #

    I’m making chicken in garlic sauce over parslied rice.

    Chocolate pudding for dessert!

  82. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 6:43 pm #

    The Weiner action doll.

    There went ANY chance of me having chocolate pudding tonight.

    *passes chocolate pudding to Dick*

  83. clintbird June 14, 2011 at 6:44 pm #

    Dick’s new lawn tractor is apparently the talk of his neighborhood:

  84. clintbird June 14, 2011 at 6:50 pm #

    Dick, this was my home track back in the day (I ran SSHA in my 1970 Nova SS):

  85. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 7:23 pm #

    tomorrow I’ll drink almost four gallons of Gatorade and won’t pee til around 7pm in the evening

    *looks at clock*

    Hm…you are actually closer to 6 PM 😉

  86. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 7:32 pm #

    It was the tequila, wasn’t it?

    Justice!

    And Karma.

  87. roamingfirehydrant June 14, 2011 at 7:34 pm #

    Songs about tequila always make me think of Dick.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG2hyHKMtwU

    **pours a double

  88. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 7:57 pm #

    John Lennon was a dirty filthy hippie who let his hideous and untalented GF bust up the Beatles.

  89. roamingfirehydrant June 14, 2011 at 8:35 pm #

    I could go for a margarita about now.

  90. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX June 14, 2011 at 8:58 pm #

    I’m back in the civilized (aka Internet access is available) world.

    What’d I miss?

  91. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 9:47 pm #

    Sometimes my husband scares me

    Heh, Kelly wins.

    Just back from Court of Honor for Boy Scouts. Son was picked leader of his patrol and achieved Second Class rank, and earned four merit badges 🙂

  92. roamingfirehydrant June 14, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

    Just back from Court of Honor for Boy Scouts. Son was picked leader of his patrol and achieved Second Class rank, and earned four merit badges

    WOOT! Good for Aggieson!

  93. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 9:52 pm #

    He was quite surprised, Roamy. But happy, and now I have MORE stuff to sew on his shirt….

  94. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 9:56 pm #

    Will do, Dick 😀

    (yes, there’s a comma there)

  95. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 9:56 pm #

    Chili Dogs for dinner.

  96. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 9:58 pm #

    And that ^^^ is why I said there was a comma there 😛

  97. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

    Quick! Someone say something controversial, because you are not entertaining me!

  98. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 10:25 pm #

    I’m ready for sex.

    Yes, but is Kelly???

  99. roamingfirehydrant June 14, 2011 at 10:29 pm #

    Wetsuit, diving bell, canteen full of anal lube and my ammo belt is full of gerbils.

    Nothing ho-hum here!

  100. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 10:30 pm #

    I’m ready for sex. Wetsuit, diving bell, canteen full of anal lube and my ammo belt is full of gerbils.

    That’s not controversial. That’s Tuesday Night.

    However, I’ll alert PETA…not that they even want the gerbils when you’re done with them…

  101. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 10:34 pm #

    Who said anything about a partner?

    There is a God and he loves us….

  102. roamingfirehydrant June 14, 2011 at 10:36 pm #

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW1Bx2yV3dc

  103. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 10:42 pm #

    G’night, Dick.

    Fair seas and all that…. 😉

  104. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    Why is Dick Bothering to go to bed?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWFn_yC3alk&feature=related

  105. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 10:50 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  106. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 10:52 pm #

    That isn’t Freedom Rock, Dude?

    Well, TURN IT UP!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwaiYWOin_M

  107. LC Aggie Sith June 14, 2011 at 11:22 pm #

    I turned it up, and it was GOOD!!

    Now I’m going to bed. Goodnight!

  108. roamingfirehydrant June 14, 2011 at 11:43 pm #

    Good music, thank you.

    Eight items left to pack. I’m leaving early in the morning for Yellowstone and will be there for a week. In theory, there is internet. In reality, I’m going to be scarce for a bit. (twitch)

    Y’all be good and try not to burn the place down while I’m gone. (((squishy hugs)))

  109. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 14, 2011 at 11:45 pm #

    And we will miss you.

    I mean more than we already do.

    Have fun!

  110. roamingfirehydrant June 14, 2011 at 11:47 pm #

    Miss you, too, hon.

  111. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX June 15, 2011 at 12:19 am #

    Be careful, Roamy!

    (And when you get back, remind me to tell you about how great my niece looks – she had heart surgery done at the Cleveland Clinic when all hope was lost.)

    Have a wonderful time, sweetie –

  112. clintbird June 15, 2011 at 12:42 am #

    Damn, Arnold. Her face would stop a Hershey Fart in its tracks.

    http://nation.foxnews.com/arnold-schwarzenegger/2011/06/14/schwarzenegger-mistress-breaks-her-silence

  113. Ca Rin June 15, 2011 at 9:18 am #

    wakey wakey

    What’s on the plate for today

    drive say Roamy!

    (who’s got the keys to her liquor cabinet?)

  114. Ca Rin June 15, 2011 at 9:19 am #

    And, yes, I slept in today. I was tired.

  115. Jay in Ames June 15, 2011 at 9:19 am #

    Heh: Legal Insurrection: “your comments about spiking footballs seem distinctly un-professorial”

    Seems Professor Jacobsen is getting caught up in the moment.

  116. Jazz June 15, 2011 at 10:06 am #

    My comment must be moderated. My post, though:

    Translated:

    Dear Professor Jacobson:

    Boo-hoo-hoo! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    [*tantrum tantrum tantrum

    STOMPS FEET

    THROWS SELF TO GROUND FLAILING ARMS AND LEGS]

    *sobs*
    You AWFUL conservative! I hate you for being right, and you’re immature, too!

    Boo-hoo-hoo! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    Petulantly yours, Professor _______

    Adjunct Professor
    U.C. Hastings College of the Law

    Wonder if he’ll approve it. He posted something from me the other day: http://tinyurl.com/3m9n7o6

  117. Jazz June 15, 2011 at 10:08 am #

    I bought some biscuits and gravy for breakfast, and it was awful. Shame. Biscuits and gravy can’t be beat done well; done poorly, salted dirt tasted better.

  118. Jazz June 15, 2011 at 10:32 am #

    Where’s our gorgeous Texarican? This may interest her: http://tinyurl.com/439x3fs

  119. Jazz June 15, 2011 at 10:38 am #

    I need a lefty to beat up.

  120. Jazz June 15, 2011 at 10:53 am #

    Don’t make me get CIVIL.

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