Engrish

1 Jun

It can be hazardous to your health.

And to your social life.

Learn it. Live it. Love it.

And to cheer PattyAnn up, I found my perfect warning label:

We love you, PattyAnn!!!! *SMOOCHES*

167 Responses to “Engrish”

  1. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 8:16 am #

    Yep, that llama sticker is a total win for me.

  2. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 8:18 am #

    I’m off to be a caddy/cart driver for dad while he mangles a perfectly good set of golf clubs and a course.

  3. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 8:18 am #

    Sounds like he will have a lot of fun, Dick.

    And that sweetie Zelda stopped by my blog! I have to call her today.

  4. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 8:26 am #

    Perry got smart.
    http://is.gd/YSZyoW

  5. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 8:42 am #

    Yeah, but I bet that bill is attached to another finance bill now, Dick.

    Taxes never seem to die.

  6. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 8:46 am #

    Good morning, peasants!

    Wow, that sounded kinda condescending.

  7. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 8:55 am #

    Looks like Perry wants the Amazon business from North Carolina and Illinois.

  8. MCPO AIrdale June 1, 2011 at 9:09 am #

    Morning. Sounds like the best news we could have received about Patty Ann.

  9. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 10:02 am #

    Not condescending enough, J’Ames. You forgot the nose-in-the-air haughtiness 😉

    The next 48 hours are crucial, MCPO.

  10. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 10:09 am #

    ZOMG, what a hayseed!

    Palin ate her pizza with her hands, the billionaire used a fork, it appears, in photos snapped by NBC.

    LATimes (TopOfTheTicket): Donald Trump and Sarah Palin have a pizza summit in New York

    (the author of this piece is actually really good on the candidates, I’m just spicing it up for attention)

  11. GMLand June 1, 2011 at 10:09 am #

    *kicks in door*

    *robe flies open in process*

    *goes with it..*

    Bacon!

  12. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 10:11 am #

    *kicks in door*

    *robe flies open in process*

    The phrase “nothing to see here” comes to mind.

  13. GMLand June 1, 2011 at 10:16 am #

    *books airline ticket to Iowa*

    *packs Ultimate Fighting gear*

  14. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 10:17 am #

    ZOMG, what a hayseed!

    Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork??

  15. Purple Helmeted Soldier of Love June 1, 2011 at 10:18 am #

    I wondered what happened to my cousin Tiny…

  16. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 10:21 am #

    The phrase “nothing to see here” comes to mind.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

  17. GMLand June 1, 2011 at 10:25 am #

    I wondered what happened to my cousin Tiny…

    – – – – – –

    Sword fight to the death!

  18. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 10:26 am #

    Today’s hooker of the week is pretty nice.

    The shorts are way cool, too.

    *wonders how many guys will run to see*

  19. GMLand June 1, 2011 at 10:30 am #

    *wonders how many guys will run to see*

    *raises hand…. and robe*

  20. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 10:34 am #

    *wonders how many guys will run to see*

    I bet she can hold her breath for a LONG time.

  21. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 10:39 am #

    Who the fuck eats pizza with a fork??

    Me, sometimes. Depends on if the crust is soggy or not. Soggy crust=fork. Crispy, crust=hands.

  22. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 10:39 am #

    Good morning. 🙂

  23. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 10:41 am #

    I’m tweeting a pic of my dick to Anthony Weiner. A weiner for weiner. There’s so much sausage in that, he could die from sausage poisoning.

  24. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    Nice to see some union pain in my adopted hometown.

    http://tinyurl.com/3p4eqas

    I actually was born in Detroit (Mt. Carmel Mercy Hospital, 1967 FTW!), and my real hometown is a testament to the efficacy of government by Democrats.

  25. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 10:45 am #

    JAZZ!!!!

    I missed you yesterday!!!

    *smooch*

  26. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 10:47 am #

    Aww, Ags! Now I’m blushing. 🙂

  27. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 10:48 am #

    Soggy crust on a pizza?? INCONCEIVABLE!!

  28. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 10:48 am #

    1967? GET OFF MY LAWN!

  29. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 10:51 am #

    “Jenison teacher Rich Fink said that if is salary is linked to student performance, there is no incentive for him to take on those who are struggling,” the article reads.

    I thought that was your fucking job, you Fink.

  30. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 10:52 am #

    1967? GET OFF MY LAWN!

    1966 here.

    *gets shotgun*

  31. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 10:52 am #

    Fucking teacher’s unions are a hotbed of arrogance and communism. Wonderful environment for our children, non?

    What amazes me is that people often question parents who choose to make financial sacrifices to either send their kids to parochial schools or home school. In my mind, there is no choice.

  32. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 11:08 am #

    No choice now, but it would be, if schools were doing their job.

    By that I mean teaching kids, rather than warping their view of the world, and beefing up their self esteem. One thing kids don’t need is an inflated ego. That just makes the fall harder, when they figure out they don’t know everything.

  33. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 11:10 am #

    The difference among Palin, West, Bush, and Obama: http://tinyurl.com/3ju94rz

  34. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 11:16 am #

    I despise all the self-esteem crap the schools push.

    Palin, West, Bush, and Obama

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    He’s even on a girls bicycle.

  35. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    Y’all, go to Sithy Things now, or you will never forgive yourselves.

  36. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 11:39 am #

    Doesn’t everyone cut their meat with a light saber??

  37. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX June 1, 2011 at 11:42 am #

    Catching up on what happened while I was sleeping:

    Comment by Cathy on June 1, 2011 1:54 am

    I just got home from the hospital. Spent some time with Joyce, John’s sis and then John and a few other family members. John FINALLY went home to sleep in his own bed. He seemed to have a major weight off this shoulders and I sure hope he can get some good solid hours of sleep and wake up refreshed.

    John wanted me to go into PattyAnn’s room with Joyce for awhile, so I did just that and stayed until about midnight. There were about 4-5 medical personnel working on her, adjusting lines, getting readings, etc. including her attending nurse, a respiratory therapist, the charge nurse, and an additional nurse who was helping. Wow. Lots to do. Joyce is spending the night in the room. PattyAnn is in good hands.

  38. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 11:44 am #

    PattyAnn -We are all praying and sending positive thoughts your way. Get better soon, sweetie!

  39. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    Doesn’t everyone cut their meat with a light saber??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqg3l3r_DRI

  40. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 11:49 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  41. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 11:59 am #

    I just sent this to a friend (again), and it’s so funny I thought I’d bring it back here for a reprise.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1dIppZrDcM

  42. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 12:05 pm #

    The Brits, doing the job the MSM won’t do:

    Does it matter if the president chooses to play golf on Memorial Day, and for the second time in his presidency (he did so as well in 2009)? I think it does, and it displays extraordinarily bad judgment, not only by Obama himself but also by his advisers. His chief of staff for example should have firmly cautioned against it. . . . The least the president can do on Memorial Day is spend the whole day with veterans and servicemen’s families while acknowledging their sacrifice. As Koffler points out above, President George W. Bush stopped playing golf out of respect for the families of Iraq War dead. This demonstrated not only good judgment but humility and respect for the men and women who keep America safe. It is little wonder that, as Gallup reveals in a new poll, US military personnel and veterans give Barack Obama lower marks for his job performance than members of the general public.

    http://tinyurl.com/3dnqn6g

  43. GMLand June 1, 2011 at 12:06 pm #

    Woohoo! The doctor just said I am cured of all leprosy!!! High 3…

  44. roamingfirehydrant June 1, 2011 at 12:06 pm #

    Good morning from not-so-sunny Florida.

  45. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 12:10 pm #

    Howdy Roamy!!!

    *hugs*

    High 3…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

  46. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 12:13 pm #

    Woohoo! High 3…

    How ’bout I just hand you your wizened, necrotic, deadfall fingers?

  47. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 12:45 pm #

    HAHAHAHAH!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzIZn2IOdYw

  48. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 12:54 pm #

    BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    That’s just awesome, Jazz 😀

  49. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 1:18 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RET2Z5AVJ8A#t=49s

    YOU ARE A LIAR, BEEYOTCH! And your snivelling houseboy can tonguebathe my sweaty, unwashed junk.

  50. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 1:22 pm #

    NSFW and very funny!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWMllSAs27Y

  51. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 1:34 pm #

    A monkey fellating itself…

    Is that our new mascot??

  52. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    Anyone live blogging Weiner’s press conference? This should be a doozy.

  53. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 1:37 pm #

  54. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 1:42 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  55. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 1:43 pm #

    Dude, no one thought an outright, to-Elizabeth-Warren’s-face accusation of being a liar was worth a “BOO_YAH!”?

    What’s the world coming to. That was effing RIGHTEOUS! 😀

  56. GMLand June 1, 2011 at 1:44 pm #

    I have a small theory about the Weiner story. It’s not long, will take a very short time to share with you and it won’t be hard to understand.

  57. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 1:46 pm #

    Can’t see youtube yet, jazz. Damn work.

  58. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 1:46 pm #

    How the HELL did I miss this?

    “What’s striking when you enter into the federal government is how generally smart and dedicated people are.” He did opine that some employees “are slugs and not trying to do their job. But that’s true of any large institution.”

    http://tinyurl.com/3juvxha

    The President referred to government employees as “slugs” and no one makes a stink about it? What the HELL?

  59. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 1:46 pm #

  60. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 1:50 pm #

    I have a small theory about the Weiner story. It’s not long, will take a very short time to share with you and it won’t be hard to understand

    Go ahead and start without me – I’ll ketchup. Don’t worry your buns about me, though – if I have any questions, I’ll grill you later – in fact, I’ll relish the opportunity, even though it’s a bit chili here at my office today.

  61. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 1:52 pm #

    “With certitude” is always a better semantic choice than “for certain.” It makes a speaker sound smarter than he really is.

    Why doesn’t the media ask Huma Abedin if that was Weiner’s weenie? It’s not like they don’t know where to find her, and it’s not like she wouldn’t know.

  62. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 1:56 pm #

    Jazz, do you think the beard knows what the sausage looks like?

  63. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 1:57 pm #

    The President referred to government employees as “slugs” and no one makes a stink about it?

    Those “slugs” are too happy at the trough to raise a stink about it, Jazz.

    And the media would never point out an inconvenient truth.

  64. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX June 1, 2011 at 2:30 pm #

    Luke Russert asks Weiner if the pics were of him: “I can’t say with certitude,” he answers.

    Where to begin?

    1) Obviously, since you didn’t DENY it, you HAVE – at some point – taken pictures of your junk.

    2) Also obviously – since you didn’t deny it – you have at some point SENT pictures of your junk to one or more persons. You were just unlucky enough to hit “Send All” this time.

    3) You’re trying to make people believe that you don’t know what your own winkie looks like in a fully aroused state? Or are you hoping that they’ll believe that can’t possibly be you because you MUST be hung like a porn star?

    Tony, Tony, Tony – didn’t anyone ever tell you that if you start out telling the truth, you won’t have to keep all of your stories “straight”?

    No, of course not – you’re a liberal….

  65. GMLand June 1, 2011 at 2:34 pm #

    I have a small theory about the Weiner story. It’s not long, will take a very short time to share with you and it won’t be hard to understand

    Go ahead and start without me – I’ll ketchup. Don’t worry your buns about me, though – if I have any questions, I’ll grill you later – in fact, I’ll relish the opportunity, even though it’s a bit chili here at my office today.

    This.

  66. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 2:34 pm #

    Oh my:

  67. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 3:04 pm #

    Just back from the Sawbones with a brandy new scripts for Ibuprofen, Flexeril and a referral to a physical therapist.

  68. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 3:16 pm #

    Patty Ann update:

    Stopped by after a long conversation with John who’s figured out the hard way that he knows nothing of the household finances. They’re fine, so don’t worry. He just needs PA to wake up and give him a password or two.

    PA was still out when I dropped by and looks as if she’d done battle with the Cowboy’s defense for twelve hours, which is pretty much what she did, and she held her own just fine. They’re gonna end up taking some more of the right leg later, but they gotta make sure she’s well first. She has one of two more (minor) surgeries to do, but they have to get into line.

    Joyce was hanging out at her room as usual (don’t ever piss this woman off), standing guard over her sissy in law. John got six decent hours of sleep last night in his own bed, which he desperately needed.

    The big worry now is infection, but the hospital is keeping the cat litter clean as well as scooping the box every few days, so that should help.
    Like I’ve said before; another couple of days to get past the danger of the catfish surgery (think about it) and she’ll be on the quiet back roads to recovery.

    As for me, Dad shot three over par on the front nine this morning. (we hung it up after 12 holes) Not too shabby for an oxygen tank wearing 82 year old man packing a quintuple bypass.

  69. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 1, 2011 at 3:21 pm #

    Sounds like Dad is doing as well as he needs to, Old Man.

  70. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 3:22 pm #

    I suggest you combine your brandy with your Flexeril and take a weekend vacation on Wednesday. 😉

  71. GMLand June 1, 2011 at 3:24 pm #

    Thanks for the UP-date Dick. Glad to see she troopered through…

  72. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 3:24 pm #

    Not too shabby for an oxygen tank wearing 82 year old man packing a quintuple bypass.

    How’d your dad do?

    http://tinyurl.com/yhz9tbm

  73. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 1, 2011 at 3:25 pm #

    The Representative from Oscar Meyer is trying to be a Kennedy.

  74. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 3:28 pm #

    PA, I wrapped my prayers for you in prayers for starving children and abused puppies. It’s my “Trojan Prayer.” Wait until God opens my petition – you’re gonna get all sorts of good shit. Promise. 🙂

  75. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 3:35 pm #

    Ya know, the other day I was tapping a brick into place and manage to slide my left index finger in the line of fire just for a mere second.

    Honestly, the coolness of seeing blood shoot out the end of your own finger kinda numbs the pain of the injury.
    I wish it would’ve been videoed.

  76. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 3:36 pm #

    Jazz, you did a condom prayer for PA?

    Very cool.

  77. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 1, 2011 at 3:37 pm #

    I wish it would’ve been videoed.

    And posted to Live Leak.

  78. clintbird June 1, 2011 at 3:37 pm #

    *Passes a Tweety Bird bandaid to Dick.*

  79. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 3:39 pm #

    Jazz, you did a condom prayer for PA?

    Magnum XL – it just seemed fitting. 😉

  80. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 3:40 pm #

    Just back from errands and church. Thanks for the update, Dick.

    *gives Dick a boo bunny*

  81. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 3:40 pm #

    Dick – Thanks for the update on PattyAnn.

  82. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 3:41 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH! MUST SEE, ESPECIALLY FOR VETS!

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    http://tinyurl.com/3mwlb2j

    “Slipped and fell on the curb” – bwhahahahahahah!

  83. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 3:45 pm #

    Jazz, that’s some fake that’s been going across the net, but it’s cute, and fairly factual if the events did play out.

  84. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 3:51 pm #

    Yeah, I just did a Snopes search on it. Seemed too good to be true. Everything is accurate except the injuries and the guy’s name and where it happened. I guess that the incident did occur, just someplace else, and the guy didn’t get curbstomped. Bummer.

  85. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 4:14 pm #

    It’s okay if I wish it were true, innit?

  86. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 4:15 pm #

    Damn skippy.

  87. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    Jazz, if it happens around me, your dreams will come true.

  88. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    Damn skippy, squared.

  89. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 1, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    Who the fuck is Skippy, and what do you have against him?

  90. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    Drudge’s headline is greatness, cause if it happens, I’m gonna burn this motherfucker down.

    http://www.drudgereport.com/

  91. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 4:34 pm #

    Don’t bash Skippy, he makes the best peanut butter! Go after that Jif guy.

  92. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 4:37 pm #

    What a fucking douchebag.
    http://is.gd/p8FeHv

    Guess I need to be arrested for treason, huh?
    http://is.gd/QOeGkV

  93. roamingfirehydrant June 1, 2011 at 4:38 pm #

    Skippy is a funny, funny dude.

    http://skippyslist.com/list/

  94. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

    I think Skippy’s a chick.

  95. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

    I must have opened a can of peanut butter.

    Bashir is an asshole. What about Memorial Day sales? 4th of July Sales?? Political fundraisers??

    Fuck that twatmoldy fucktard.

  96. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 4:45 pm #

    Skippy’s List is hilarious, and a perennial fave.

  97. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    Time to own the comments….

    *cracks knuckles*

  98. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

    *rains on Aggie’s parade.

  99. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 5:00 pm #

    Bashir gives leftist idiots a bad name.

  100. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX June 1, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

    Don’t look now, but The Death Panels are here:

    http://strata-sphere.com/blog/index.php/archives/16565

  101. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 5:05 pm #

    *rains on Aggie’s parade.

    What better way to wake y’all up?? 😛

  102. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 5:09 pm #

    It’s over 100* here, and if I were chocolate, I would be fondue.

    Gah…

  103. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 1, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

    Bashir is an asshole. What about Memorial Day sales? 4th of July Sales?? Political fundraisers??

    He thinks he’s making a point that you played right into. Remember, he and people like him tend to view the Constitution as an atiquated document that is either not enforced, or that has been changed over time to the degree that it no longer has the meaning that teabaggers and wingers keep insisting that it has.

  104. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX June 1, 2011 at 5:17 pm #

    Update added to PA’s “Official” Update post over at H2 – thanks for keeping us up-to-date, Dick!

  105. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 5:18 pm #

    There’s this fondue restaurant chain called “The Melting Pot.” I took a date there to dinner once, to the tune of $148. For $148, the waiter should be giving me a beej and tongue-punching my darkstar.

    Did I get that?

    Fuck no! I paid $148 motherfucking goddamn dollars to cook my own fucking food in a shared pot of fucking sauce. If I wanted to cook my own goddamn food, I would have stayed at fucking home.

    And you know what? The desserts at that place blow ass, too – it’s all fucking fruit that you dip in fonfuckingdue chocolate. FUCK THAT. Fruit is not fucking dessert, unless you live in the desert or with some fucking hippies or some such shit. Ice cream and cake is dessert. Pie is dessert. A fucking donut can be dessert. Fruit? It’s a fucking food goddamn group, a building block of fucking nutrition. It’s not fucking dessert, and it’s certainly not worth paying out the cloacal aperture for.

    Fucking pay somebody to bring me food I cook myself in a fucking restaurant? You’ve got to be fucking joking. Never again.

  106. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 5:21 pm #

    Just got off the phone with Donny.

    He’s jacked up, ready for A-School, and looking forward to seeing his ol’ man Friday.

  107. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 5:21 pm #

    TiFW – I put that Death Panel story on my FaceChimp page.

  108. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    Chief, he’s not the honor grad.

  109. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 1, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    And I commented on it.

  110. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 5:23 pm #

    Donny should be excited. If I could do it all over again, I would!

  111. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm #

    Dick – WHAT?! Who do I have to call for rectify this travesty!?!??

  112. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 5:27 pm #

    What’s A-school?

  113. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 5:27 pm #

    I need a nap.

  114. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 5:28 pm #

    Or pizza rolls.

  115. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 5:28 pm #

    Got me, Chief. Wish I could change it, but apparently somebody else worked harder than he did.

  116. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 1, 2011 at 5:29 pm #

    For $148, the waiter waitress should be giving me a beej and tongue-punching my darkstar riding it like she stole it.

    Fixed it for you.

  117. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 5:30 pm #

    Jazz, A-School is where Donny goes after basic to learn a particular Navy skill set.
    In his case, he’s going to be an Operations Specialist.

    http://usmilitary.about.com/od/enlistedjob1/a/os.htm

  118. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 5:31 pm #

    Or maybe, just maybe, I need some fondue – at home. 🙂

  119. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX June 1, 2011 at 5:33 pm #

    Please tell Donny we’re all very proud of him, Dick, and have a safe trip up and back. You’re gonna have a blast (and get some dust in your eyes, no doubt – take some Kleenex with you…..)

  120. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 5:35 pm #

    Teresa, I’ve let him know how proud I am of him every single chance I get. Of course, it’s pretty much been that way his whole life. And he knows a few of his letters have been posted here. He’s very aware that he has his own personal cheering section.

  121. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 5:38 pm #

    OS looks like a lot of fun as far as military jobs go. It ain’t digging latrines!

  122. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 5:41 pm #

    Yeah, Dick – Donny makes me smile. I enjoy telling people what I know about him, too – his exploits don’t end at this blog. 😉

  123. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 5:50 pm #

    Yep, just about everyone I meet gets an ear full of me talking about him.

  124. Jazz June 1, 2011 at 5:54 pm #

    Driving!

  125. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 5:57 pm #

    Be safe.

  126. roamingfirehydrant June 1, 2011 at 6:16 pm #

    I’m proud of Donny, Dick. I couldn’t possibly be as proud as you must be, but nevertheless, it’s good to see hope for the next generation.

  127. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 6:40 pm #

    Damn, I missed a lot…

    And I echo Roamy’s words, Dick. He gives us hope.

  128. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

    He thinks he’s making a point that you played right into.

    I should have linked the democratic fundraisers, sorry.

  129. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 6:46 pm #

    Thanks, ladies. Mucho appreciated.

  130. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 6:49 pm #

    Fucking squids!

  131. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 6:49 pm #

    Thanks, ladies. Mucho appreciated.

    *looks for booze*

    Well??

  132. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 6:59 pm #

    What’s wrong, Chief? What’d they do now?

  133. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    *slides Aggie and Roamy triple shots of Black. Waits for clothes to fly off*

  134. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 7:02 pm #

    Waits for clothes to fly off

    *gulps down tequila*

    Just give me a few minutes.

  135. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 7:10 pm #

    Dick – Ravaging the CPO Mess and not touching one flag billet. We have more Admirals than ships. Is it just me, or is there a problem here?

  136. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 7:15 pm #

    Yep, that’s a quality problem. I understand your frustration and wanted to skin somebody completely.

  137. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 7:17 pm #

    *gulps down tequila*

    Just give me a few minutes.

    *stands by with expensive camera*

  138. TattooedIntellectual June 1, 2011 at 7:27 pm #

    Well Backup Plan G is mostly in place. Of course, by the time Monday actually rolls around we’ll be on Backup Plan Q.

    On a positive note, my tadpoles have legs.

  139. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 7:29 pm #

    What’s that stage called Tats? Is it still a tadpole then?

  140. TattooedIntellectual June 1, 2011 at 7:34 pm #

    Still a tad, once the front legs pop and set, it’s officially no longer a tadpole it’s a froglet. Stays a froglet until the tail’s totally gone and it’s started to gain in size. Once the front legs set it’s no longer using gills to breath but lungs.

    I currently have 9 of them, sucked one up in the aquarium vacuum and eviscerated him. Once they’re big enough at least one will go home with me and his name shall be Frappe.

  141. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 7:40 pm #

    Welcome to New Detroit. Under the same Management as Old Detroit!

    http://bit.ly/kJVqsI

  142. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 7:57 pm #

    Frappe = Perfect!

  143. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 1, 2011 at 7:59 pm #

    One should be called “Hor-Hor”, as a tribute to those who would eat him.

  144. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 8:00 pm #

    That seems to be happening in a lot of the larger cities, Chief.

    Dallas is pretty much nothin’ but retired white folks, Asians, Blacks, and Messicans.
    Most of my work comes from the ‘burbs.

  145. TattooedIntellectual June 1, 2011 at 8:01 pm #

    Frappe = Perfect!

    On two levels.

    Frappe is Lemon Meringues pet frog from Strawberry Shortcake.

  146. TattooedIntellectual June 1, 2011 at 8:09 pm #

    One should be called “Hor-Hor”, as a tribute to those who would eat him.

    If they don’t come home w/ me they probably won’t get names. Plus I don’t like HorHor so I’m not gonna use it.

  147. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 8:27 pm #

    Anybody know what to do while killing a Saturday in Chicago? Navy Pier? Magnificent Mile? What?

  148. GuyS June 1, 2011 at 8:35 pm #

    Finished dinner, and the dishes. Looked at the comments. Tried to send some good karma PA’s way.

    MCPO what’s this about chiefs messes? Have they been done away with? Or some such foolishness.

    And Dick, based on what any number of us have posted all round the net, don’t we all qualify as traitors these days? As far as the flag goes, guess we have to watch out what pictures we post (or mastheads we use) which contain part or all of the national ensign.

  149. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 8:41 pm #

    Guy, this traitor will return fire and I suck at missing my target.

  150. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 8:41 pm #

    Guy – The Admirals have instituted “Senior Enlisted Performance Review Panels”. Translated into English, it means they are going to cut E-7, 8 and 9s by 15 – 20%.

  151. GuyS June 1, 2011 at 8:55 pm #

    MCPO, damn that sucks! Let’s get rid of the most experienced part of our knowledge pool while we are in the middle of at least two “hot” wars, and who knows what else is sauntering down the road. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. NOT.

    Hey Dick, years back we had a Warrant Officer who happend to be a “range master”. Took anyone out to the range to see if we could officially “qual” for the Navy’s pistol badge. (mil issue 45’s). I was one shaky sob lining up the shots, but missed expert by 5 points. So this traitor may get a snicker outta those who feel the need to get froggy, but the last laugh will be mine.

  152. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 9:13 pm #

    Guy, when we went to the range, I liked to pop the targets ten lanes over at the 450m range. It really fucked with instructors heads til I got into the serious shooters club.
    They laughed at me and asked, “Is that all ya got?”

  153. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX June 1, 2011 at 9:16 pm #

    Anybody know what to do while killing a Saturday in Chicago? Navy Pier? Magnificent Mile? What?

    The Hillbuzz guyz highly recommend “Man’s Country” – you might even spot Rahm Emmanuel there…. 😉

    *ducks and runs like Hell*

  154. GuyS June 1, 2011 at 9:17 pm #

    As screwed up as my vision is now, I would be doing good to get past 100m these days. Still, ain’t dead yet.

  155. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 9:59 pm #

    *flashes blog*

    I suck at missing my target.

    Hawt!

    Frappe

    Karmic perfection 🙂

  156. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 10:09 pm #

    Yay…Poatkilla strikes again.

  157. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    Sorry. Watching an NCIS I had not seen before.

  158. Jay in Ames June 1, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

    Museum of Science and Industry, see the UBoat in the basement!

  159. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX June 1, 2011 at 10:54 pm #

    It’s so wonderful when your kids get old enough to enjoy spending time with you – DD#2 and I had a great time just shooting the breeze this evening. SO much better than those turbulent teen years…..

    It’s great to see your little girl becoming a truly amazing young woman.

    Speaking of which, DD#3 graduates from HS tomorrow. Where has the time gone? It seems like only yesterday the nurses were placing her in my arms at the hospital…..

  160. Just another Dick June 1, 2011 at 10:57 pm #

    ‘night Guys. Early morning for me. I need to be at D/FW airport around 6:30am for the flight to Milwaukee.

  161. MCPO Airdale June 1, 2011 at 11:03 pm #

    Tell Donny I said that I expect great things in “A” School!

  162. LC Aggie Sith June 1, 2011 at 11:10 pm #

    G’night, Dick. Have a great trip!!

    Teresa, I can’t wait for the turbulence to settle 😉

  163. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere June 1, 2011 at 11:59 pm #

    I am NOT a traitor.

    I wish I could say the same for many in Congress, various regulatory agencies, and the Executive Branch.

    Unlike nearly all of them, I’ve actually read the Constitution, and know what it means.

  164. clintbird June 2, 2011 at 12:32 am #

    PattyAnn Update from Cathy!

    Sorry, I’m falling down on the job.

    Got a call from PattyAnn’s sister in law, Joyce several hours ago, while I was doing yard work. Then got to supper and stuff and forgot to get back to y’all.

    PattyAnn has been sleeping well. They are keeping her medicated and restrained so she won’t pull on her tubes and stuff. Her vitals are okay. I think they’d like to see a few better numbers but they’re well within the okay range.

    They tried to take her off the ventilator around 2:00 p.m. but after watching her on her own breathing, they put her back on ventilation. They’ll try again tomorrow, I think.

    Joyce and John are tag-teaming and holding up. PattyAnn is responsive to familiar voices and hand-holding, so I’ll make a trip there tomorrow. Joyce seemed pleased by that possibility.

    Thanks for all continued prayers and concerns.

  165. Car in June 2, 2011 at 8:26 am #

    Wakey wakey.

    Honestly, what would you folks do w/o me?

  166. Car in June 2, 2011 at 8:30 am #

    Regarding that Palin bus thing Dick mentioned up there …

    After hearing about the story, I searched the web for proof, but I couldn’t find it – regarding a bus I saw driving down the highway.

    It said UAW tour or something, and it had the flag and patriotic shit on it.

    I couldn’t find a picture on the web of it though. But I SWEAR I saw it.

  167. LC Aggie Sith June 2, 2011 at 9:16 am #

    NEW POAT!!!!

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