It’s the end of of the world as we know it.

21 May

Some folks are buying into it rather heavily. Me? Not so much, but my truck will be full of gas and the PX40 close at hand, just in case.
Why? Because ya never know and you should always be ready for the worst.

We should’ve seen it coming, especially with this fucking clown.
Fuck you, Ubama.

… and should’ve taken all means necessary to stop it, but instead, we’re fat, weak, and unconcerned.

The children of the wild will make it through anything, no sweat.

But the rest of us are pretty much fucked.

Come 6pm you cocksuckers better start drinking heavily, or you’re gonna wished ya had.
Then again, maybe not…

40 Responses to “It’s the end of of the world as we know it.”

  1. gmland May 21, 2011 at 9:26 am #

    End of the world? But… But, I was just getting started…

  2. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 9:32 am #

    Heh, good morning!!

    I’m still here 😀

  3. Dick May 21, 2011 at 9:45 am #

    *grabs junk, looks around, confused by what he sees*

  4. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 9:47 am #

    Howdy, Dick!!!

    I have an REM earworm now. Thanks….

  5. MCPO Airdale May 21, 2011 at 9:48 am #

    Dick – What was the deal with your internet connection last night?

  6. roamingfirehydrant May 21, 2011 at 9:51 am #

    Finally caught up from the last couple of days. Dick, that was an awesome letter from Donny.

  7. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 9:51 am #

    And good morning, Roamy and MCPO!!!

  8. Guy S May 21, 2011 at 9:54 am #

    Morning all!! *Note to self- check on “title transfer ability” for “post-raptured”, late modle vehicles.

  9. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 10:24 am #

    The Rapture completely bypassed Australia.

    Maybe having been a penal colony had something to do with it.

  10. clintbird May 21, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    Can someone explain to me how this rapture/earthquake thing is supposed to work, going from timezone to timezone and all? Seems like it’s gonna be a logistical nightmare.

  11. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 10:38 am #

    I think the dude used a global warming computer model, CB 😉

  12. clintbird May 21, 2011 at 10:46 am #

    Oh, okay. That makes sense, aggie.

  13. Dick May 21, 2011 at 11:01 am #

    Morning, Class.

    Apparently the storms knocked us off line last night and maybe even did something to the router, which we replaced.
    Then we became inundated with update requests/demands for Adobe/Firefox/etc/etc…

    Finally got tired of fucking with it and watched a movie.

    Roamy, thanks. He’s a good son who makes his old man proud.

  14. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 11:05 am #

    Then we became inundated with update requests/demands for Adobe/Firefox/etc/etc…

    Was your firewall down?

    *gives Dick a chocolate chip muffin*

  15. Dick May 21, 2011 at 11:07 am #

    I got no idea, Aggie. I just surf porn and don’t actually know how these things work.

  16. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 11:09 am #

    If you just surf pr0n, then the firewall probably melted 😉

  17. MCPO Airdale May 21, 2011 at 11:16 am #

    You would think a master mason would understand a firewall. . . but, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  18. Dick May 21, 2011 at 11:23 am #

    Chief, I can’t even figure out the cAPS lOCK half the time

  19. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 11:25 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  20. Dick May 21, 2011 at 11:30 am #

    This seems just a bit pricey for an axe.
    I’ll have to pass.

    http://www.basecampx.com/edge/titanis/

  21. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 11:33 am #

    Nice axe, but yeah…bit out of my league.

    But it’s not like I would be using one often in this urban setting.

  22. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 21, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    So I watched the Book of Eli last night.

    I guess that’s why I’m still here.

    Well, that and the fact that I’m a horrible sinner, and that whole “no man may know the hour” thing.

  23. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 21, 2011 at 12:02 pm #

    Yeah!!! Kilt It Dead.

  24. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    Hey, BisW!!

    Sorry, was off ironing.

    How did you like the movie?

  25. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 12:11 pm #

    You know what pisses me off about today?

    It is ARMED FORCES DAY today, and most people are too fucking shallow, choosing to get sucked into the Rapture clusterfuck.

  26. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 12:13 pm #

    POATKILLA STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

  27. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 12:17 pm #

    *wonders how long before someone shows up*

  28. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 12:18 pm #

    *flashes blog*

  29. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 12:19 pm #

    *no one notices*

    *sobs silently*

  30. MCPO Airdale May 21, 2011 at 1:04 pm #

    The sun finally came out here after 8 days. . . I gots stuff to do!

  31. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 21, 2011 at 1:05 pm #

    How did you like the movie?

    The after-action report drops in two hours.

    • PattyAnn May 21, 2011 at 1:30 pm #

      Good afternoon everyone.
      Dick, please say that you at least have your computer plugged into a surge protector that is plugged into the wall outlet.

  32. clintbird May 21, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    Is it just me, or do ALL of Obama’s recent photos look like the first-grader who shit his pants and now he’s pretty sure everyone knows?

  33. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 2:19 pm #

    Obama’s recent photos look like the first-grader who shit his pants and now he’s pretty sure everyone knows

    BEST. DESCRIPTION. EVER!!!!!

  34. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 2:19 pm #

    Hi, PattyAnn.

    Do you need a drink? Or maybe five?

  35. LC Aggie Sith May 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm #

    You know, if anything, I am effective at killing poats.

  36. dick's ghost May 21, 2011 at 3:21 pm #

    They’re all dead. End of the world today, remember?

  37. clintbird May 21, 2011 at 3:55 pm #

    I rated The Book of Eli considerably higher.

  38. dick's ghost May 21, 2011 at 4:01 pm #

    We watched a year or so ago and give it a solid, eh…

  39. MCPO AIrdale May 21, 2011 at 4:30 pm #

    9 holes; 2 over par. . . I won.

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