Bouncy, Bouncy

20 May

Bawls with which to greet the day!!

And who can forget chocolate salty balls??

This is the best Dick post not written by Dick 😉

256 Responses to “Bouncy, Bouncy”

  1. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 8:02 am #

    Good morning, you monkey bastiches!!!!

  2. clintbird May 20, 2011 at 8:09 am #

    Good morning, aggiemeister. Must now get coffee and newspaper.

  3. Dick May 20, 2011 at 8:13 am #

    Mmehmsdmfn,coffe…

  4. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 8:18 am #

    I must get dressed and do my taxi run 🙂

  5. Dick May 20, 2011 at 8:23 am #

    I would have handed over the entire $1500.
    http://is.gd/aiCA3e

  6. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 8:26 am #

    I would have handed over the entire $1500.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  7. Dick May 20, 2011 at 8:41 am #

    These people loathe quitters.
    http://is.gd/rhLHoD

  8. Jay in Ames May 20, 2011 at 8:49 am #

    Gotta have a finders fee, Dick.

    Won’t be on much, but y’all have a good day!

  9. Dick May 20, 2011 at 8:50 am #

    Be good, Jay.

  10. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 8:51 am #

    Damn heartbreaking to see those pics.

  11. Dick May 20, 2011 at 9:02 am #

    Naaw, those folks are fighters.
    In other news, I just had the Arab of the day call me to come give them an estimate.
    That ought to be fulfilling and fun. /sarc

  12. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 9:02 am #

    I want a play-by-play, Dick. Video, if possible!!

  13. Jewstin May 20, 2011 at 9:03 am #

    Damn. That flooding is tragic.

  14. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 9:07 am #

    Mornin’ Jewstin. Been out and about sightseeing yet?

  15. Jewstin May 20, 2011 at 9:08 am #

    Maybe it’s the cynic in me, but I’m wondering how many of those guys are going to get clobbered for building a structure without a permit.

  16. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 9:12 am #

    Someone mentioned something similar in the comments, asking if the EPA was going to fine them for hurting Gaia, or words to that effect.

    It’s not that you’re a cynic, Jewstin. It’s just that the government has done shit like that so often, that we just expect it.

  17. Jewstin May 20, 2011 at 9:14 am #

    Morning, Aggie. I’ve been finding my way around. I’ve been downtown a time or two, and I went to the Kemah Boardwalk. It’s pretty nifty.

  18. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 9:29 am #

    Love the forecast on the radio today.

    We may get rain, if the line moves south enough. If it does, we will get serious thunderstorms and hail. If not, we get nuthin’.

    Prognosticators FTW!!

  19. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 10:03 am #

    I hope to hell Netanyahu crushes Obama today.

  20. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 10:09 am #

    Poatkilla strikes again….

  21. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 10:21 am #

    Dick, if I had a son, I’d want him to be just like yours.

  22. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 10:22 am #

    Good morning, Ags! 😀

  23. Dick May 20, 2011 at 10:25 am #

    It’s raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock here in D/FW.
    The Arab estimate was a joke, and waste of time.

    And, Jazz. Thanks. I couldn’t have asked for a better son.

  24. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 10:26 am #

    Good morning, Jazz!!

    How’s tricks?

  25. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    Dick, reading Donny’s letters, I really feel like I missed out in two ways: (a) I will regret to the day that I die that I didn’t enlist, and (b) Donny is the kind of person who makes others better just for knowing him, and that means parents, too. I think I just would have been a better person with a kid like him.

  26. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 10:38 am #

    Obama has no youth support anymore:

    The scope of this disengagement from Obama is suggested by an informal survey of 500 post-grads by Joe Maddalone, founder of Maddalone Global Strategies. Of his sample, 93 percent are aged between 22 and 28, 67 percent are male and 83 percent voted for Obama in 2008. But only 27 percent are committed to voting for Obama again, and 80 percent said they would consider voting for a Republican, said New York-based Maddalone.

    http://tinyurl.com/3r372bh

  27. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 10:40 am #

    Aggie, I only know one trick, and I need a lot of booze, some clothespins, wire, and a cinder block to do it.

  28. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 10:40 am #

    😛

  29. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 10:41 am #

    Hahahahahah! Newt Gingrich loves pegging!

    Conservative pollster Scott Rasmussen jabbed at former House Speaker and 2012 Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich Thursday night, saying he had no shot whatsoever at the GOP nomination.

    http://tinyurl.com/69p4jhm

  30. Dick May 20, 2011 at 10:42 am #

    Bestest CL ad EVAH!

    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mis/2390091231.html

  31. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    Speaking of Newt, NY-23 is still in the news, minus Dede ScuzzyCumLickerForFavas.

    In what has turned out to be a surprisingly tight race, Corwin leads in the RBJ Daily Report Snap Poll, getting 48 percent of the vote from registered voters, while her Democratic opponent Kathy Hochul gets 36 percent. Tea Party candidate Jack Davis comes in with only 13 percent.

    http://tinyurl.com/6bspcaa

  32. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 10:45 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Jazz, watch Obama do some serious campus fundraising next fall 😉

    Dick, FTW!!

  33. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 10:46 am #

    Tea Party candidate Jack Davis comes in with only 13 percent.

    Tea Party candidate, my ass.

  34. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 10:50 am #

    Secretaries of State are manipulating and pushing activist interpretations of election laws with increasing frequency. Soros has a plan that he’s running now that targets SoS for Democrat control,and from that, use the role to effect radical change through executive fiat. Anyway, here’s a nice cockblock and dickslap to the face:

    A judge in Nevada ruled on Thursday that the state parties will decide the candidates for the special election, overruling the interpretation of the rules announced by the state’s secretary of state.

    http://tinyurl.com/3t3buce

  35. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 10:57 am #

    Byron York’s recap of the Goodwin Liu filly buster:

    It wasn’t just Liu’s legal positions that did him in. Republicans were particularly rankled by the professor’s testimony during the 2006 confirmation hearings of Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito. Appearing to model his remarks on Ted Kennedy’s infamous 1987 “Robert Bork’s America” speech, Liu said Samuel Alito’s America would be one in which cops kill young suspects over minor crimes, all-white juries send black men to their deaths, and federal agents terrorize innocent civilians. After his own nomination, when he had gotten a taste of criticism himself, Liu apologized, saying his language had been “unduly harsh.” But the damage was done.

    http://tinyurl.com/3tmfubo

  36. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 10:59 am #

    NEAT!!!

    The past 12 months have seen a remarkable number of humanitarian crises with earthquakes in Japan and New Zealand and deadly tornadoes in the southern US being among the most recent.

    Among new innovations which could help relief efforts is a fabric shelter that, when sprayed with water, turns to concrete within 24 hours.

    Invented by two engineers while at university, Concrete Canvas allows aid teams to construct solid structures in emergency zones quickly and easily.

    http://tinyurl.com/6h53kor

  37. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:01 am #

    Uh… DUH. Sorry the guy even had to say this.

    Deregulating the private sector is crucial to New Jersey’s financial recovery, Gov. Chris Christie told an economic forum here today, and boasted that in his first year in office he cut one-third of the state’s red tape. . . . The governor’s spokesman, Michael Drewniak, elaborated by saying that the New Jersey Register — which publishes new rules adopted by state agencies — had 33 percent fewer pages in 2010 than in 2009.

    http://tinyurl.com/3tvpnup

  38. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:10 am #

    Good read at Verum Serum:

    To the pathetic members of the liberal media spinning this as “petty revenge” for Liu’s opposition to Roberts and Alito, or arguing inanely that Liu was a threat only because he was “too qualified”…suck it. Liu’s views of the law and the Constitution are radical by any reasonable measure, and just because a few token, quasi- “conservatives” backed Liu, this did not make him the reasonable, mainstream candidate you purported him to be. The days of liberal activists inside and outside the White House installing stealth radicals in key positions throughout the government are thankfully winding down, at least under this Administration.

    http://tinyurl.com/4ynsqum

  39. Dick May 20, 2011 at 11:11 am #

    I need this desk.
    http://casemod2011.coolermaster.com/profile.php?u=37&c=2

  40. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:13 am #

    I’m chewing my tongue to keep from loosing a tirade of invectives that this blog has never seen.

    Whatever intentions Obama may have had in making his reckless proposal, his meddling where he does not belong will likely make the Jews’ historic and legitimate homeland a living Hell.

    http://tinyurl.com/6hjkv9x

  41. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 11:15 am #

    That concrete thing sure is cool, Jazz.

    As for Liu, he deserved it.

  42. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:18 am #

    “Desk” does not do that justice, Dick. Not even close.

  43. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    Milton Friedman is the best guy.

    Capitalists tend not to like capitalism. Milton Friedman pointed this out long ago. Too much competition. Too much risk. Much better to have the government keep out competitors and subsidize losses. Floyd Norris at the New York Times has just discovered this in an article called “Capitalists Who Fear Free Markets” . . .:

    http://tinyurl.com/3dalro4

  44. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:24 am #

    Coming from a union member, this is rich:

    [W]e must remember that one has a moral obligation not to terminate someone’s livelihood and career without long and hard deliberation; to do so, he said, required taking responsibility for ruining someone’s life.

    http://tinyurl.com/42haqwb

  45. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    Mark Steyn wins:

    “The fact is this narcissistic buffoon gave a speech, placed himself front-and-center of developments in the Middle East and in fact, the United States for the first time in 70 years is utterly irrelevant to what’s going on in the Middle East,” he continued.

    http://tinyurl.com/3kq9vyc

    Maybe it’s just because Obama is a racist, though.

  46. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:29 am #

    Japanese Jews sing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGoRo-nPLOM

  47. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:31 am #

    Personal responsibility FAIL.

    http://tinyurl.com/3mfbvso

    Fuck you, dead kid’s parents. You failed as parents, and your kid was a dumbass. It’s not Four Loko’s fault.

  48. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:33 am #

    Surprising? Not at all.

    In December of 2007, a conservative organization known as Freedom Watch created an advertisement with a message of support and thanks to America’s troops serving around the world. They were rejected by NBC.

    In April of this year, a Muslim organization known as the Islamic Circle of North America (ICNA) created an advertisement with a message to counter Islamophobia from the ‘conservative right’. They are currently running on NBC Universal media networks.

    http://tinyurl.com/3vmlqvx

  49. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 11:36 am #

    Sorry, I got sucked in by that desk link. Some amazing things there.

    Mark Steyn nails it. I think Obama pretty much is trying to give the Jews up to the muslims, so that if war breaks out, he can then send us in there to save the muslim people from the very bad Jews…

  50. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:36 am #

    Politico included a curious heads-up in its morning e-mail blast today regarding a speech later this afternoon by AFL-CIO chief Richard Trumka at the National Press Club. One of the more frequent visitors to the Obama White House will tell the media that the labor movement will begin to move away from supporting “one party” after hearing from its membership, and instead work on policy that impacts working families:

    http://tinyurl.com/4yyucmx

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 11:45 am #

      I just want to say there is no place I’d rather be than with all of y’all this weekend.
      That is all.

  51. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    Lindsey Graham needs to be assfucked with a morning star and left to die of brain lesions.

    Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), when talking to Capitol reporters, said that Fox News makes it difficult for him to garner support for his stance on immigration reform, which includes a “pathway to citizenship” for illegal aliens already living in the country

    http://tinyurl.com/3mx5udt

  52. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    Why in the fuck does Grahammamamm insist on calling himself a republican??? Shit, he’s more liberal than a RINO.

  53. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:47 am #

    ROAMY! IS THIS YOU’RE DOING? 😛

    The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) Web site network includes “Climate Kids: NASA’s Eyes on the Earth,” which use cartoons, games, and other activities to teach children about man-made global warming and climate change.
    According to NASA’s budget request for fiscal year 2012, totaling $18.7 billion, the agency would dedicate $145.8 million to educational programs. The “Climate Kids” site is supported through NASA’s educational programs, according to a spokesman with the agency.

    http://tinyurl.com/3w2t4xx

  54. Dick May 20, 2011 at 11:47 am #

    I just want to say there is no place I’d rather be than with all of y’all this weekend.

    Cool, PA wants to be here when the world ends tomorrow.

    I’m gonna be grilling some sort of red meat and drinking tequila.

  55. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 11:47 am #

    *gives PattyAnn squishy hugs*

    I know it will be bad, but at least it isn’t an entire extended Puerto Rican family hellbent on making you capitulate to their demands of you getting knocked up again because they want baby pics.

    Yes, that did happen to me.

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 11:52 am #

      Aggie, you’re going to so love being a grandmother. When the time is right 🙂

  56. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:49 am #

    “The Cain Train” – I like it! 🙂

    In a Fox News focus group of South Carolina GOP voters following that debate, pollster Frank Luntz asked for a show of hands: “How many of you think Herman Cain won the debate?” More than half the participants raised their hands. Luntz was flabbergasted, calling the result “unprecedented.”

    http://tinyurl.com/3zpvdyb

  57. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:51 am #

    Don’t worry – the Numinous Negro will save you.

    “We are dangerously close, we believe, when we will have to ration care to the critically ill. I would say within days or weeks,” said O’Neal.

    http://tinyurl.com/6jhd6w9

  58. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 11:52 am #

    WTF is NASA doing??

    Isn’t their mission to promote all the good the muslims have done or some such shit??

  59. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:53 am #

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    *GASP*

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    Al Gore has accused Rupert Murdoch of an “abuse of power,” saying the News Corp. chief forced Gore’s Current TV off the air in Italy because the channel–preparing to launch a signature nightly show with ex-MSNBC host Keith Olbermann–did not fit with Murdoch’s “ideological agenda.”

    http://tinyurl.com/3btxznz

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 11:55 am #

      Jazz, the irony is strong with that one, isn’t it? Hahahahaha

  60. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Why in the fuck does Grahammamamm insist on calling himself a republican?

    I was sooo hoping someone was going to enjoy my intro to that piece. I thought it was particularly funny. 😀 Of course, I’m my own best audience.

  61. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Aggie, you’re going to so love being a grandmother.

    Oh I have no doubt about that, PattyAnn 🙂

  62. Dick May 20, 2011 at 11:56 am #

    Rush ought to be priceless today after that abortion Ubama tossed out last night.
    You can listen to him here if ya have the urge.

    http://player.streamtheworld.com/_players/citadel/?sid=1083

  63. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 11:57 am #

    After Rob Summers was paralyzed below the chest in a car accident in 2006, his doctors told him he would never stand again. They were wrong.

    Despite intensive physical therapy for three years, Summers’ condition hadn’t improved. So in 2009, doctors implanted an electrical stimulator onto the lining of his spinal cord to try waking up his damaged nervous system. Within days, Summers, 25, stood without help. Months later, he wiggled his toes, moved his knees, ankles and hips, and was able to take a few steps on a treadmill.

    http://tinyurl.com/3vdbn8d

  64. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    I’m going to have to cut my tongue out to avoid the profanity pressing in my mouth:

    A new Palestinian Authority law grants a monthly salary to all Palestinians and Israeli-Arabs imprisoned in Israel for terrorism, a media watchdog says in a report being released on Friday.

    While Palestinian car thieves in Israeli prisons will not receive a salary, Hamas and Fatah terrorist killers will, the Palestinian Media Watch (PMW) report says.

    http://tinyurl.com/3kk6c9x

    Fuck the PA and fuck Obama.

  65. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    Got it, Dick.

    Jazz, that sure is a miracle.

  66. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    and “the PA” is not the same as OUR PA!

    We love our PA oodles and oodles.

    🙂

  67. Dick May 20, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    Jazz, I thought that was Pennsylvania when I first opened it and did a serious, WTF?
    Then I read it.

  68. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:04 pm #

    Obama the Inflation Farmer, reap what you have sown, Fucker:

    Shares of The GAP are plunging after hours, after the company put out a huge earnings warning for coming quarters.
    The stock is off 14%.
    What’s interesting is the why: Inflation.

    http://tinyurl.com/4yvc8c2

  69. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:06 pm #

    I thought that was Pennsylvania when I first opened it and did a serious, WTF?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😀

  70. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    Money talks, but it don’t sing and dance and it don’t walk. . .

  71. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

    Howdy, MCPO 🙂

  72. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 12:10 pm #

    Hi, Aggie! *SMOOCH!*

  73. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 12:12 pm #

    MCPO, you feeling better today?

  74. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:17 pm #

    VDH:

    The wonder about the French cultural furor over the incident is not that they consider us parochial and “hung up” on sex, but that the press and its op-ed writers are so blatant in their expressions of class snobbery and national chauvinism. For all the Euro-lectures about Western imperialist colonialism, this story (fairly or unfairly) casts the Americans as the everyman and the French as the haughty technocrat furious that rules of equality under the law apply to him — not to mention modern notions of feminism, about which one would have expected a sophisticated Frenchman to be sensitive.

    http://tinyurl.com/3q3y3w2

  75. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 20, 2011 at 12:18 pm #

    …but as long as I can have you here with me
    I’d much rather be
    forever in blue jeans…

  76. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:20 pm #

    I can’t tell if this woman has suffered severe brain trauma, or whether she NEEDS to suffer severe brain trauma:

    Lofgren, as well as many other critics of Secure Communities, argues that while ICE promoted the program as a way to identify and deport dangerous criminals, it was also sweeping up undocumented immigrants who had not committed crimes. She has said it could actually make communities less safe by making immigrants afraid of contacting police when they have witnessed a crime or been a victim.

    http://tinyurl.com/3ecun8c

    [I]t was also sweeping up undocumented immigrants who had not committed crimes? That’s a FUCKING PROBLEM? THEY DID TOO COMMIT CRIMES – THEY ENTERED THE FUCKING UNITED STATES ILLEGALLY. THAT’S WHY THEY’RE ILLEGAL ALIENS, YOU STUPID BINT.

  77. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    Aggie – Still have some twinges, but much improved over earlier this weak. The numbness and weakness in my left foot has me concerned. . . may have to see my medico (which I loathe).

  78. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 20, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    I think the Fwench notion of feminism is that the wife, hours after giving birth, is perfectly capable of making a gourmet meal, and giving her husband a blowjob before he leaves to go spend the weekend with his lover.

  79. Dick May 20, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    Hey, Chief. How’s the back today? Better, I hope.

  80. Dick May 20, 2011 at 12:22 pm #

    okay, saw the answer that wasn’t there when I started typing.

  81. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:27 pm #

    [A]n irritated Durbin engaged in what one source said was a “loud and passionate” argument with the combative conservative Republican, prompting the Illinois Democrat to ultimately tell Coburn that they had reached an “impasse.” Coburn said he slept on it and called Durbin the next morning to tell him, “You’re right.”

    So Coburn dropped out of the talks and dealt a potentially fatal blow to a group that was once thought to be the great hope for a grand bargain on the nation’s deficit.

    http://tinyurl.com/3zhnhwo

  82. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:29 pm #

    Al Sharpton may have mellowed – but he still won’t apologize for the Tawana Brawley debacle.

    http://tinyurl.com/3kppefx

  83. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    All of this and much more is revealed in David Freddoso’s new book, Gangster Government, a primer on the Obama government’s corrupt practices, revealing the details of some of the worst forms of federal corruption ever visited on the American people.

    Published by Regnery in 2011, the book leaves no doubt that what we are dealing with in the White House is unprecedented corruption on a scale that can only be characterized as criminal in its violations of the U.S. Constitution, violations that have all of the earmarks of gangster activity.

    http://tinyurl.com/3h5gwdg

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

      Hahaha. THAT PA is the devil incarnate.

  84. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm #

    [W]hen it comes to fiscal issues, I consider myself to be a rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth, right-wing lunatic. But on the social front, I’m a completely out-of-his-mind, wacked-out liberal loon.

    http://tinyurl.com/6ed9y6l

  85. GMLand May 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm #

    Does anyone else here have a recurring fear of hairless kittehs, or is it just me?

  86. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:36 pm #

    It’s just you. 😛

  87. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    Jazz, funny how Durbin was “irritated” but Coburn was “combative”.

    Politico sucks donkey ass.

  88. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:42 pm #

    EXCELLENT analysis of Paul v Gingrich at Powerline:

    The Ryan budget represents, in part, a political power play by its author. Ryan understands that his plan has no chance of becoming law this year or next. His goal is to shape the budget debate and, if possible, dictate the Republican position in that debate. I have it on very good authority that Ryan specifically intended through his budget proposal to constrain the eventual Republican presidential nominee on the core issues that his plan raises.

    http://tinyurl.com/3oju4xm

  89. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:44 pm #

    funny how Durbin was “irritated” but Coburn was “combative”.

    I noticed that, too. Intellectual honesty evidently is a bridge too far.

  90. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:48 pm #

    I think I’m done for a while.

  91. Dick May 20, 2011 at 12:49 pm #

    Somebody get Jazz a hot moist towel and a smoke.

  92. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    Wow. She must have had a magic box, because she’s rather frumpy for tryst material.

    http://tinyurl.com/5rmp887

  93. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    Great… sis tells, TELLS me last night she wants to go out for lunch with me and our neighbor. I call her to inquire as to when she wants to go. She tells me she forgot she had invited me, and they are already at the Riverwalk, halfway through lunch.

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 12:57 pm #

      Aggie, WTF? You SURE you’re related?

  94. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 1:02 pm #

    We are, but apparently, I am the one that got the memory gene.

    She is contrite, but thinking back, this is not the first time she has forgotten someone. Thank goodness I’m not the only one. I would start thinking it was personal 😉

  95. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

    Gak, Jazz…. ICK…

  96. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 1:05 pm #

    Gak, Jazz…. ICK…

    Yeah – that’s one step above doing the family dog.

  97. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 1:11 pm #

    Yeah – that’s one step above doing the family dog.

    No, it isn’t. Maybe a step above farm animals, though.

  98. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 1:11 pm #

    Aggie – Kick her in the poon. . . she’ll remember next time.

  99. Dick May 20, 2011 at 1:12 pm #

    Ignore it, Aggie, but then again, I bet you already have.

  100. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 1:12 pm #

    Ohhhh, this is DELICIOUS. You may have already seen it. If you have, I’m sorry!

    It feels a little weird to write this, like I’m telling tales out of school and ratting out the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy. But it’s true: there’s less room for a leftie during the Age of Obama than there was under Bush.

    I didn’t realize how besotted progressives were by Mr. Hopey Changey.

    http://tinyurl.com/3ojd57v

    Silly liberals.

  101. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 1:15 pm #

    Ignore what, Dick?

    *smooch*

  102. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 1:17 pm #

    Caroline Glick has a great column:

    Before we get into what the speech means for Israel, it is important to consider what it means for America.

    Quite simply, Obama’s speech represents the effective renunciation of the US’s right to have and to pursue national interests. Consequently, his speech imperils the real interests that the US has in the region – first and foremost, the US’s interest in securing its national security.

    http://tinyurl.com/3lw5jnv

  103. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    Shit, Jazz…. I hate that fucker. His whiny shit was delish, though.

  104. Dick May 20, 2011 at 1:26 pm #

    Aggie, exactly.

  105. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 1:27 pm #

    Coburn on Gingrich: http://tinyurl.com/5vjpzr9

    Hahahahahah!

  106. Dick May 20, 2011 at 1:29 pm #

    Friskies Rocks!

    They make iPad games for kitties!
    http://gamesforcats.com/

  107. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 1:29 pm #

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    http://fwd4.me/01uh

  108. Dick May 20, 2011 at 1:31 pm #

    Chief, actually I’m waiting for Obama to suggest that one.

  109. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 1:33 pm #

    Coburn on Gingrich

    Holy shit, that was like a shot of smooth bourbon.

  110. Dick May 20, 2011 at 1:34 pm #

    Yea me! I finally figured out how to pair my cellphone with my truck.

  111. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    Games for cats on the iPad?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    That was adorable 🙂

  112. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 1:36 pm #

    I finally figured out how to pair my cellphone with my truck.

    They are dating??

  113. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 1:37 pm #

    Obama is working on gun control regs under the radar:

    President Obama dropped in and, according to Sarah Brady, brought up the issue of gun control, “to fill us in that it was very much on his agenda,” she said.

    “I just want you to know that we are working on it,” Brady recalled the president telling them. “We have to go through a few processes, but under the radar.”

    http://tinyurl.com/3m7lpkg

    http://tinyurl.com/3vllerh

  114. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 1:38 pm #

    Holy shit, that was like a shot of smooth bourbon.

    You are the best audience ever. 🙂

  115. Dick May 20, 2011 at 1:39 pm #

    Now they are through their arranged marriage.

  116. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 1:39 pm #

    I’m out for awhile. . . l8r, ta8rs!

  117. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 1:42 pm #

    Now they are through their arranged marriage.

    I’m assuming the truck is a “she”…

  118. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 1:46 pm #

    This room got very dusty, Dick.

    *sniff*

  119. agiledog May 20, 2011 at 1:50 pm #

    I finally figured out how to pair my cellphone with my truck.

    So you mad a car that can carry a dozen illegals and interrupts you during sex?

  120. Dick May 20, 2011 at 1:53 pm #

    AD, that’s about the size of it, yeah.

  121. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 1:55 pm #

    Anyone else have sensitive teeth? I can tolerate food/drink that’s about five degrees above or below body temp, and then I start to collapse in pain.

  122. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm #

    My very back molar is extremely sensitive like that, Jazz. I just drink around it 😉

  123. Dick May 20, 2011 at 2:01 pm #

    Nope.

  124. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 2:07 pm #

    Oh, sad news, CB 😦

  125. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 2:09 pm #

    I just drink around it

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😀

  126. Dick May 20, 2011 at 2:10 pm #

    Bear! Patton!

  127. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    Get the liberal!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  128. Dick May 20, 2011 at 2:13 pm #

  129. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 2:17 pm #

    So much for me taking up yoga. I think I’ll stick to walking.

  130. Dick May 20, 2011 at 2:30 pm #

    Aww, do it, Aggie. Your instructor will thank me.

  131. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 2:31 pm #

    Your instructor will thank me.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    No 😛

  132. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 2:43 pm #

    As expected, Netanyahu slapped Obama back down.

  133. Dick May 20, 2011 at 2:48 pm #

    I would’ve as well, literally.

  134. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 2:50 pm #

    Something tells me you would have done far more, literally 😉

  135. Dick May 20, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

    I’m gonna make a quick store run before the next round of rain hits.
    Back in a few.
    In the meantime…
    Stinky’s div is 929.
    And all sorts of poop is here.

    http://www.bootcamp.navy.mil/upcoming_grads.asp

  136. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 3:41 pm #

    I am a Grammaton Cleric, whose sole task it is to seek out and eradicate the true source of man’s inhumanity to man – his ability to feel.

  137. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 3:58 pm #

    Your charisma is high, Chief Cleric – at LEAST 1d20+50.

  138. agiledog May 20, 2011 at 3:59 pm #

    Alright, who put the benzadrine in MCPO’s Ovaltine?

  139. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    I tried taking a nap. Damn the phone to HADES!!!!

  140. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    Alright, who put the benzadrine in MCPO’s Ovaltine

    The same guy who put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder.

  141. Dick May 20, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    Chief, what in the Wide World of Sports are you drinking, and can I have some?

  142. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    I tried taking a nap. Damn the phone to HADES!!!!

    I went to my mom’s and took a nap at lunch. Yay, naps.

  143. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 4:05 pm #

    Boilermakers.

  144. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm #

    I seldom nap, but I have had very little sleep this week.

    I’ll have to satisfy myself with booze later.

  145. Dick May 20, 2011 at 4:16 pm #

    I’ll have to satisfy myself with booze later.

    Always works for me!

  146. Dick May 20, 2011 at 4:19 pm #

  147. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    I’ll have to satisfy myself with booze later.

    Most people use a little lotion and … wait – WHAT?

  148. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    Fun with douchebag mounties: http://tinyurl.com/3tq9jnp

  149. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 4:26 pm #

    A storm nearly as wide as the Earth showed up on Saturn in December, and it still rages in the planet’s normally storm-free atmosphere. So, what caused it, and what does it mean? Leigh Fletcher, a planetary scientist at the University of Oxford, studied the data sent back by Cassini, the long-lived spacecraft that has provided unprecedented insights into Saturn and its moons. Fletcher, who details the storm in a study published today in the journal Science, tells PM what this storm is made of.

    http://tinyurl.com/3ppkyj9

  150. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 4:28 pm #

    Hybrid Power

    Fuuuuuuu…..

  151. Dick May 20, 2011 at 4:30 pm #

    It’s gonna get us all, eventually. That or some other bullshit.

  152. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 4:30 pm #

    Most people use a little lotion and … wait – WHAT?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Ok, poor choice of words for this place 😉

  153. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

    I need inspiration for dinner. So far I’m looking at…. nothing, really.

  154. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 4:53 pm #

    Whole lotta good y’all are.

    Chili’s it is.

  155. Dick May 20, 2011 at 4:56 pm #

    Chili’s always good.
    We’re doing pork loin tonight.

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 4:59 pm #

      Aggie do you ever have your kids cook?

  156. Dick May 20, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

    Tomorrow it’s ribeyes and grilled corn on the cob for Armageddon.

  157. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    I did one on Monday…Sunday…some day this week. Lemon pepper seasoning, onions, and potatoes all in olive oil, and in the crockpot for a few hours. It was GOOOOD!!!

  158. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 4:59 pm #

    Oh shit…what should I make for tomorrow’s Ripped by Rapture??

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:01 pm #

      “ripped by rapture” requires ribs.

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:02 pm #

      Aggie, we’re sure gonna miss you 😉

  159. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:01 pm #

    Aggie do you ever have your kids cook?

    Yep, usually pastas, grilled sandwiches, pot roasts, etc.

    I just never give them credit here. Their egos take after their father’s 😉

  160. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:02 pm #

    “ripped by rapture” requires ribs.

    Say that fast ten times!!!

  161. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:03 pm #

    Wait, what?? Where am I going???

    AM I BEING KICKED OFF THE PEASANT ISLAND???

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

      The Rapture?

  162. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 5:05 pm #

    Flounder filets and ‘tater tots here.

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:06 pm #

      We’re having slightly soggy grilled stuffed burgers here.

  163. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:06 pm #

    Omigawd, PattyAnn.

    Being kicked off the Peasant Island is far more believable!! 😆

  164. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:08 pm #

    Did John grill? And how are things going for you there?

    *gives PattyAnn a fresh lime margarita*

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:13 pm #

      Oooooh, thanks for the booze! Johns grilling the burgers for us after he gets home around 8:30. Tonight, he says he’s also seasoning the smoker and he’s doing ribs and smoked naked potatoes on it tomorrow for it’s trial run.
      I’ll force down about half a burger tonight and will do my darnedest eating ribs tomorrow. Screw the potato.

      • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:15 pm #

        Baked! Baked!

  165. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:15 pm #

    *scratches potatoes from PattyAnn’s menu*

    *adds more booze*

  166. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

    And here I thought you meant they would be without skins 😀

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:17 pm #

      Well, the screw the potatoes statement was appropriate. 🙂

      • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

        *slides Aggie one of the chewy, chocolate oatmeal cookies I made yesterday*

  167. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 5:20 pm #

    “ripped by rapture” requires ribs.

    Fitting – ribs play a significant role in creation AND armageddon.

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:24 pm #

      *gives Jazz points for “getting it” *

  168. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  169. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:23 pm #

    *scarfs down cookie*

    *sighs in contentment*

  170. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 5:30 pm #

    I alway “get it,” PA! 🙂 I just don’t “get any.” 😦

  171. Dick May 20, 2011 at 5:30 pm #

    So much for not getting booted off the net during bad weather using cable.

  172. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:32 pm #

    You need to move to Texas, Jazz. MI women can be cold 😉

  173. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:34 pm #

    How bad is the weather right now, Dick?

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:36 pm #

      It’s been pouring rain here for about an hour. I’m a little over an hour east from Dick I think.

      • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:37 pm #

        Jazz, you’re doing it wrong 🙂

  174. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 5:36 pm #

    You need to move to Texas, Jazz. MI women can be cold

    I believe it is in my future.

  175. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:38 pm #

    PattyAnn, did you ever respond to your last FB message to me?

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:41 pm #

      Hahaha, Aggie. I saw that last night and was going to respond but it’s been so long ivforgot what we were talking about. OoO

  176. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:42 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    *whispers*

    it was about my being unfriended… 😉

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:46 pm #

      Oh! I remember now! But I’ll have to try to remember what I was going to tell you. I know it was going to be good. It’ll come to me.

  177. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 5:45 pm #

    Jazz, you’re doing it wrong

    I’m not doing it at all. 😛

  178. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:47 pm #

    I’m not doing it at all.

    *gives Jazz chocolate mousse*

    Always makes me feel better 😉

  179. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 5:52 pm #

    aww, thanks, PA. Between you and Aggie, I’m turning into a spoilt brat. 😉

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 5:55 pm #

      Texas women tend to do that to men 🙂

  180. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 5:55 pm #

    Amen, PattyAnn. 😀

  181. Dick May 20, 2011 at 5:59 pm #

    Got booted again. Aggie, it was a turd floater, but seems to have finished now.

  182. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 5:59 pm #

    UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE.

    The lefty fucking viewpoint is so motherfucking myopic, it’s fucking laughable. I cannot believe the fucking tone-deafness, the intellectual dishonesty that had to come into play to commit these words to posterity:

    Of course, he didn’t say this. Instead he threw something of a hissy fit. It was not appropriate, and more to the point, it was not tactically wise: If I’m waking up this morning feeling that the Israeli prime minister is disrespecting the President of my country, imagine how other Americans might be feeling. And, then, of course, there’s this: Prime Minister Netanyahu needs the support of President Obama in order to confront the greatest danger Israel has ever faced: the potential of a nuclear-armed Iran. And yet he seems to go out of his way to alienate the President. Why does he do this? It’s a mystery to me.

    http://tinyurl.com/3w86g5x

    Bibi went out of his way to alienate the Presifuckingdent?

    Then, WHAT THE FUCK happened yesterday?

    Please please please please call me when we can start the beatings?

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 6:03 pm #

      OMG! He’s dissin’ the Prez! Time for a rumble.

      What a nimrod of the highest order.

  183. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 6:00 pm #

    I’m waking up this morning thinking the President got a well-deserved taste of some kosher cock. Mouth the mushroom, motherfucker.

  184. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 6:01 pm #

    Good to see you’re back, Dick.

  185. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 6:03 pm #

    the President got a well-deserved taste of some kosher cock. Mouth the mushroom, motherfucker.

    He sure did, and today Obama got his ass handed to him. In spades 😉

  186. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 6:06 pm #

    I guess the fucktard forgot about Obama dissing the entire Israeli delegation back a couple of years ago.

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 6:09 pm #

      Leave it to a liberal to see everything bass ackwards.

  187. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 6:08 pm #

    I guess the fucktard forgot about Obama dissing the entire Israeli delegation country back a couple of years hours ago.

    Fixt. 😀

  188. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 6:09 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  189. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 6:10 pm #

    Not to denigrate your point, either, Ags. Obama has shit on Israel like a fucking baby on prunes filling his diaper.

  190. Jazz May 20, 2011 at 6:12 pm #

    Driving. 🙂

  191. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

    It’s a habit, or in his genes to do so, Jazz.

    Ok, time to feed the ingrates. Back later! Have a great evening if I miss you, Jazz!

  192. Dick May 20, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    Got nuked again. The net’s iffy around here tonight.

  193. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 7:38 pm #

    http://fwd4.me/01wu

  194. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 7:50 pm #

    Well, damnit, Dick, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!! 😉

  195. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 7:58 pm #

    Kids had a nice dinner. I wasn’t hungry, so I just had an ice tea. But then we ordered that chocolate molten lava cake and Mmmmm…it was sooooooo goooood!!!

  196. dick May 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm #

    Had to install a new router.
    Now we’ll find out if it works.

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 8:13 pm #

      Aggie, did you invite your sister? 😉

  197. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm #

    *reads Dick’s comment*

    Sure looks like it does…

  198. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 8:10 pm #

    *wonders if it worked*

  199. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 8:18 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    I forgot… 😉

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 8:29 pm #

      Good for you 🙂

  200. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 8:39 pm #

    How are things going for you, PattyAnn?

    Are you drunk yet??

  201. dick May 20, 2011 at 8:44 pm #

    Still fucked up like a soup sandwich.

  202. dick May 20, 2011 at 8:45 pm #

    Fuck you, Adobe and FireFox.

  203. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 8:47 pm #

    I’m sorry the interwebnet thingie is sucking, Dick.

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 8:54 pm #

      Sorry Aggie. Was off making slaw for tomorrow.

      Dick hope you find put what the problem is.

      • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 8:59 pm #

        Got the sauce made, now gotta chop up the cabbage. I need a machete.

  204. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 9:03 pm #

    *hands PattyAnn 14 inch machete*

    Start small 😉

  205. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 9:09 pm #

    Dick – Did you try shaking it? Shake it.

  206. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 20, 2011 at 9:22 pm #

    Since the world is ending tomorrow, I may watch The Book of Eli tonight.

    If you see an After-Action Report on it, I guess those other people were wrong.

  207. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 9:24 pm #

    I did enjoy that movie, BisW. I had a small issue at the end, but otherwise, it was very good.

  208. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 20, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    Am I the last person to see this despicable POS?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnE83A1Z4U&feature=player_embedded

  209. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 9:36 pm #

    WTF was that despicable shit??

    I can’t help but notice it has more “dislikes” than “likes”, and the top comments are conservatives.

  210. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 20, 2011 at 9:37 pm #

    Well, I wasn’t gonna write a post tonight, but I think I found it…

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

      I think someone alerted the lemmings ’cause they’re there defending it now.

      Thanks for the machete Aggie but I decided to user samauri sword instead.

  211. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 9:58 pm #

    Katana?? You went all out, PattyAnn 😀

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 10:06 pm #

      Yep, Aggie. That kind. I really do have one. Just never used it. Yet.

  212. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 10:21 pm #

    I have a US Navy CPO saber from the war between the states.

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 10:23 pm #

      Cool,MCPO.

  213. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 10:26 pm #

    Way cool!! I’m glad I’m not the only one with a propensity for knives here 😀

  214. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 20, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    I have a leatherman micra.

  215. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 10:48 pm #

    I have a leatherman micra.

    I do, too. Those are very handy.

    But you need to wield my machete at the next Meat Up 🙂

  216. MCPO Airdale May 20, 2011 at 10:52 pm #

    I keep the Leatherman in the truck. I also have a small Buck knife that I carry in my pocket.

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 11:05 pm #

      This is going to sound strange but I have a good sized box full of folding pocket knives.

  217. clintbird May 20, 2011 at 11:09 pm #

    PattyAnn is a closet cutter? Who knew?

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 11:10 pm #

      Clint, I don’t cut myself 🙂

  218. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 11:12 pm #

    Nice, PattyAnn. You’re my hero 😉

    Sigh…. I miss Dick 😦

    The commenter Dick. Well, ok, both.

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 11:23 pm #

      I will share them with you, Aggie. The knives–not the dick.

  219. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 11:29 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    Oh, it hurts to laugh this hard.

  220. LC Aggie Sith May 20, 2011 at 11:35 pm #

    Time for bed! G’night!

    • PattyAnn May 20, 2011 at 11:40 pm #

      Sweet dreams, Aggie

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