Saturday Funnies

14 May

Because Saturday is not for pussies:

And if you think that the end is nigh…

I can’t even imagine what is going on in that pic…. 😉

47 Responses to “Saturday Funnies”

  1. LC Aggie Sith May 14, 2011 at 9:12 am #

    Bestest Saturday morning zombie and cat poat done at 8 AM EVAH!!!!

  2. Car in May 14, 2011 at 9:22 am #

    Does your dad go out of his way to aggravate you, Carin??

    Na, he just doesn’t get the connection between food and weight.

    He’s got a lot of health issues, and he cannot gain weight. He needs the calories personally. But he doesn’t understand that mostly the rest of humanity doesn’t.

    I guess he thinks that people are supposed to take micro-helpings of his fatty foot and feel satisfied.

  3. LC Aggie Sith May 14, 2011 at 9:40 am #

    I read your menu for the evening, and felt my hips getting wider….

    The veal thing alone…holy shit.

  4. Jewstin May 14, 2011 at 10:06 am #

    I think your dad and I would get along great Carin. He and I could honk down plates of fried oysters and pasta while we watch you work out on the treadmill.

  5. LC Aggie Sith May 14, 2011 at 10:10 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  6. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 14, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    I prefer Collies, but got a hard on for the Pyrenees a few years back, hence Patton’s extra large ass.

    Love, love, love our GP mix, and would get another one in a heartbeat. Bestest doggies ever!

  7. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 14, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    I think your dad and I would get along great Carin. He and I could honk down plates of fried oysters and pasta while we watch you work out on the treadmill.

    Slide over and make room for me, Jewstin.
    Just make sure the breading and pasta are gluten-free, and I’ll be happy….

    Fat, but happy.

  8. Dick May 14, 2011 at 11:25 am #

    Yea me! Woke up and the hip’s on fire.

  9. LC Aggie Sith May 14, 2011 at 11:36 am #

    Woke up and the hip’s on fire.

    Awwww, sorry to hear that, Dick. You need to have that kissed and made better.

    *looks over to Kelly*

  10. GMLand May 14, 2011 at 11:38 am #

    Saturday morning:

    Office:

    Scene: A man sits at his desk working while his family lounges.

    Man / “NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…”

  11. Dick May 14, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    I need to put this bedcover together and get it on the truck, but…

    *looks over the 497,485,561 parts and instructions written in Chinese included with the kit then decides to wait on Kelly*

  12. MCPO Airdale May 14, 2011 at 11:43 am #

    I need a new back. Anyone want to donate a good one?

  13. LC Aggie Sith May 14, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    Wise call, Dick 😉

    MCPO, if you’re looking for fused lumbar, offset C-7, extra C-8, and scoliosis, I’m your gal!!

  14. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 14, 2011 at 11:53 am #

    Got a phonecall from a friend I haven’t heard from in 18 years last night.

    Talked for an hour and a half.

  15. Dick May 14, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Chief, my back and hip have gone to shit today as well.
    I think it’s a conspiracy!
    *puts on tin foil hat and watches carefully for black helicopters*

  16. LC Aggie Sith May 14, 2011 at 11:58 am #

    Wow, BisW….sounds like it was fun, too 🙂

  17. Dick May 14, 2011 at 12:04 pm #

    BiW, did you tell him or her you’re a conservative blog slut?

  18. roamingfirehydrant May 14, 2011 at 12:11 pm #

    Trade ya a decent back for allergies that are kicking my ass.

  19. clintbird May 14, 2011 at 12:11 pm #

    Did someone mention bad back? *Raises hand.*

  20. LC Aggie Sith May 14, 2011 at 12:14 pm #

    conservative blog slut

    That is the best title ever.

  21. LC Aggie Sith May 14, 2011 at 12:15 pm #

    Allergies? Forget it. I would rather keep my deformed back…

  22. roamingfirehydrant May 14, 2011 at 12:24 pm #

    I forgot Mr. RFH and the kids had been around horses and probably cats before I sorted the laundry. Damn.

  23. Dick May 14, 2011 at 12:27 pm #

    That is the best title ever.

    I should get a prize!

    Trade ya a decent back for allergies that are kicking my ass.
    Deal!

    I’m off to Dallas to look at an archway that needs some help.
    Be back in a few hours.

  24. MCPO Airdale May 14, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    WTF?!?!??

    http://fwd4.me/01SQ

  25. LC Aggie Sith May 14, 2011 at 12:35 pm #

    MCPO, it was just a matter of time. After all, QVC has a distribution center here in SA, and they charge tax.

  26. LC Aggie Sith May 14, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    And QVC is different, I know. I doubt Perry will sign this, since he’s been bitching about it for a few months.

  27. MCPO Airdale May 14, 2011 at 1:02 pm #

    Aggie – It’s B.S. – especially for Tejas. They haven’t even proposed this kind of crap in Pennsylvania!

  28. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 14, 2011 at 1:14 pm #

    BiW, did you tell him or her you’re a conservative blog slut?

    Actually, I’d told him that I morphed into a right-wing death beast, and that I did conservative blogging under an alias.

    He laughed his ass off. Once he picked it back up and realized that I was serious, he laughed harder.

  29. LC Aggie Sith May 14, 2011 at 1:23 pm #

    Rightwing deathbeast, or conservative blog slut?

    I like the latter better.

    • PattyAnn May 14, 2011 at 3:18 pm #

      They’ll just close their Irving distribution center. Then the won’t sell from sellers in Texas. Lost jobs. Lost property taxes. Closed small businesses. Perry better not sign that piece of shit.

  30. Wickedpinto May 14, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    Related to Brains, Ed Gruberman sent out a bleg for one of his friends (I think you guys remember ed, he was one of the top commenters for a while.)

    http://moralauthority.wordpress.com/2011/05/14/zombies-needed-in-the-mesa-az-area/

    Anyone in the Mesa AZ area, can be an extra in an indy movie as a Zombie.

    • PattyAnn May 14, 2011 at 4:19 pm #

      Hey WP!
      If I lived in AZ I’d be a zombie

  31. Dick May 14, 2011 at 5:01 pm #

    The new bedcover is on, drinks are on the way.

  32. Dick May 14, 2011 at 5:17 pm #

    Super Bitch, Beth Smith somewhat comes to her her senses.
    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/14/connecticut-teen-allowed-attend-prom/

  33. Car in May 14, 2011 at 5:24 pm #

    I think your dad and I would get along great Carin. He and I could honk down plates of fried oysters and pasta while we watch you work out on the treadmill.

    Ha ha ha …

  34. GuyS May 14, 2011 at 7:55 pm #

    Deb just made and served a fantastic indian chicen dinner, on coconut rice.

    Dick and MCPO, I feel your pain, my lower back goes out every now and again … if Deb was truly evil, she would video-cam me trying to get in/out of bed when that happens…it would be a laugh riot if it didn’t hurt so bad. Perhaps it has to do (at least somewhat) with all the stupid and semi-stupid things we did for Uncle Sugar when we were youts…you know, back when we were invulnerable!

  35. Dick May 14, 2011 at 8:42 pm #

    Careful Guy, I think this poat may have the herp the way people are avoiding it this evening.

  36. GuyS May 14, 2011 at 8:58 pm #

    Hell, it wouldn’t be the first time I killed a poat. At my age I am just happy to sniff one now and again.

  37. Dick May 14, 2011 at 9:10 pm #

    Is that anything like getting into a posse?

  38. GuyS May 14, 2011 at 9:13 pm #

    A little posse never kilt anyone *snort*

  39. Dick May 14, 2011 at 9:22 pm #

    Think I’m gonna dial up Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence on Netflix instant watch for my evening’s entertainment.

  40. GuyS May 14, 2011 at 9:30 pm #

    We have been watching the series “Scrubs”, starting from the first show onward. Never watched it while it was on regular tv, much funnier series then I was aware of. Netlix rocks. And that is not a bad Idea Dick. I think I will follow your lead and see what is on…might have to check out “Kick-Ass”.

  41. Dick May 14, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

    Kick ass is total greatness as long as you leave the reality card at the door. A ton of fun.

  42. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 14, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

    I may watch some Hornblower tonight.

    Now that it is raining, the boys will wind down pretty quick I think, and then its just lil’ old ME.

    I really wish the Beeb would film the rest of the books. Watching “Commodore Hornblower” or “Lord Hornblower” would be sixteen different kinds of “Kickassss!”

  43. Dick May 14, 2011 at 10:14 pm #

    We desperately need a chick with a nice set of funbags here.

  44. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 14, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

    New poat…with 400% more attitude than this poat.

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