It’s Saturday morning…

7 May

… and I desperately need a hot steaming cup of shut the fuck up.

It turns out that Osama did have a Facebook page.

I’d give a hat tip to whoever I shamelessly stole this from, but I can’t remember where I saw it, plus I really don’t care.

Now get your asses out of bed and get to work!

Very impotent douche bag alert!

33 Responses to “It’s Saturday morning…”

  1. roamingfirehydrant May 7, 2011 at 8:54 am #

    Heh. Love the coffee cup. Mine is “I ♥ My Attitude Problem”

  2. LC Aggie Sith May 7, 2011 at 9:02 am #

    I’m awake, I’m awake!!!

    And want the cup like burning. Roamy’s too!!

  3. LC Aggie Sith May 7, 2011 at 9:13 am #

    Went to that wine party, and the wine ended up giving me a headache.

    Next time I go to one of them shindigs, I’ll drink soda water.

  4. Dick May 7, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    Next time simply take a couple of Tylenol sinus pills and an antihistamine (Claritin or something similar) before you go.
    No headaches that way.

    I’m off to dad’s house for a short visit and to cut his yard.

  5. LC Aggie Sith May 7, 2011 at 9:19 am #

    Thanks for the advice, Dick. Have fun at your dad’s!

  6. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 7, 2011 at 9:57 am #

    Ladies and gentlemen (and all the rest of youze guys), may I present the present-day Glenn Miller Orchestra performing the St. Louis Blues March (you’re gonna wanna crank this one up – it’s good!):

  7. LC Aggie Sith May 7, 2011 at 10:09 am #

    That was awesome, Teresa! I love Big Band music 🙂

  8. MCPO Airdale May 7, 2011 at 10:52 am #

    I cannot drink wine with sulfides. So, I’m stuck with local “organic” wines. I love wine and it pretty much sucks that my choices are so limited.

  9. LC Aggie Sith May 7, 2011 at 11:02 am #

    Ever tried Wine at Home, MCPO? They are a DSA company, and make no sulfide wines. Very good ones, and deliver to your home.

  10. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 7, 2011 at 11:18 am #

    Mine at work is Stitch in a Warhol-esque print.

    At home, it just says “Dad”.

  11. LC Aggie Sith May 7, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    Stitch in a Warhol-esque print.

    Total win.

  12. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 7, 2011 at 11:28 am #

    I figure it kinda says it all.

  13. LC Aggie Sith May 7, 2011 at 11:30 am #

    The only thing that would make the mug print more perfect is to have Stitch picking his nose with his tongue 😉

  14. Dick May 7, 2011 at 12:25 pm #

    Poat has been updated with best fail ever!

  15. LC Aggie Sith May 7, 2011 at 12:27 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    What a dumb fuck!!

  16. MCPO Airdale May 7, 2011 at 12:29 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    That is fucking awesome!

  17. Dick May 7, 2011 at 12:36 pm #

    I love stupid people. They never fail to amuse me.

  18. Dick May 7, 2011 at 12:44 pm #

    Hahahaha!
    As well it should be.
    http://www.navytimes.com/news/2011/05/navy-master-chief-list-fitness-holds-050711w/

  19. LC Aggie Sith May 7, 2011 at 1:08 pm #

    Is it me, or have fitness requirements been relaxed in the military?

  20. Dick May 7, 2011 at 1:14 pm #

    I’m pretty sure they’ve gone to hell, Aggie.

  21. LC Aggie Sith May 7, 2011 at 1:18 pm #

    Pity…

    I was rather stunned at how lax requisites were in the German Bundeswehr. Sucks that we are heading in the same direction.

    Pretty soon, “pussy!” won’t be an “endearment”, but rather confirmation.

  22. LC Aggie Sith May 7, 2011 at 1:23 pm #

    You know, I’m not sure which is worse: that they are derelict, or that they took so long to think of this plan.

    http://weaselzippers.us/2011/05/06/napolitano-since-we-cant-wont-secure-the-border-were-going-to-change-the-way-its-security-is-measured/

    I know…derelict 😉

  23. MCPO Airdale May 7, 2011 at 1:42 pm #

    The Navy has been, quietly, turning the screws on physical fitness for over a decade. It’s tough when you have two standards for body fat though. . .

    *ducks and covers*

  24. LC Aggie Sith May 7, 2011 at 3:52 pm #

    Two standards of body fat?

    I know I missed the joke…

  25. Dick May 7, 2011 at 3:56 pm #

    Female Sailors pretty much get a pass, Aggie.
    Google a couple of Navy videos and check out all the plumpers running around. Of course, this goes for the men as well.
    The Navy could cure the whole fat issue just by hiring the Army cooks.

  26. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 7, 2011 at 4:04 pm #

    Just got this in my e-mail from DD#2 –

    Gang tattoo leads to a murder conviction:
    http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-tattoo-20110422,0,1399043.story

    Criminals. They’re not like you and me….

  27. Dick May 7, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    That happened about two weeks back, T.

  28. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 7, 2011 at 4:52 pm #

    Ooops.

    DD#2 isn’t the most timely creature…..

  29. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 7, 2011 at 5:03 pm #

    Osama’s Posh Digs:

  30. Dick May 7, 2011 at 5:29 pm #

    I had Osama figured for a 52″ wide screen plasma kind of guy.

    Total bummer.

  31. roamingfirehydrant May 7, 2011 at 7:49 pm #

    He had to leave it behind in the cave at Tora Bora.

  32. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 7, 2011 at 8:13 pm #

    New Poat.

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