… and I desperately need a hot steaming cup of shut the fuck up.
It turns out that Osama did have a Facebook page.
I’d give a hat tip to whoever I shamelessly stole this from, but I can’t remember where I saw it, plus I really don’t care.
Now get your asses out of bed and get to work!
Very impotent douche bag alert!
Heh. Love the coffee cup. Mine is “I ♥ My Attitude Problem”
I’m awake, I’m awake!!!
And want the cup like burning. Roamy’s too!!
Went to that wine party, and the wine ended up giving me a headache.
Next time I go to one of them shindigs, I’ll drink soda water.
Next time simply take a couple of Tylenol sinus pills and an antihistamine (Claritin or something similar) before you go.
No headaches that way.
I’m off to dad’s house for a short visit and to cut his yard.
Thanks for the advice, Dick. Have fun at your dad’s!
Ladies and gentlemen (and all the rest of youze guys), may I present the present-day Glenn Miller Orchestra performing the St. Louis Blues March (you’re gonna wanna crank this one up – it’s good!):
That was awesome, Teresa! I love Big Band music 🙂
I cannot drink wine with sulfides. So, I’m stuck with local “organic” wines. I love wine and it pretty much sucks that my choices are so limited.
Ever tried Wine at Home, MCPO? They are a DSA company, and make no sulfide wines. Very good ones, and deliver to your home.
Mine at work is Stitch in a Warhol-esque print.
At home, it just says “Dad”.
Stitch in a Warhol-esque print.
Total win.
I figure it kinda says it all.
The only thing that would make the mug print more perfect is to have Stitch picking his nose with his tongue 😉
Poat has been updated with best fail ever!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
What a dumb fuck!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
That is fucking awesome!
I love stupid people. They never fail to amuse me.
Hahahaha!
As well it should be.
http://www.navytimes.com/news/2011/05/navy-master-chief-list-fitness-holds-050711w/
Is it me, or have fitness requirements been relaxed in the military?
I’m pretty sure they’ve gone to hell, Aggie.
Pity…
I was rather stunned at how lax requisites were in the German Bundeswehr. Sucks that we are heading in the same direction.
Pretty soon, “pussy!” won’t be an “endearment”, but rather confirmation.
You know, I’m not sure which is worse: that they are derelict, or that they took so long to think of this plan.
http://weaselzippers.us/2011/05/06/napolitano-since-we-cant-wont-secure-the-border-were-going-to-change-the-way-its-security-is-measured/
I know…derelict 😉
The Navy has been, quietly, turning the screws on physical fitness for over a decade. It’s tough when you have two standards for body fat though. . .
*ducks and covers*
Two standards of body fat?
I know I missed the joke…
Female Sailors pretty much get a pass, Aggie.
Google a couple of Navy videos and check out all the plumpers running around. Of course, this goes for the men as well.
The Navy could cure the whole fat issue just by hiring the Army cooks.
http://usmilitary.about.com/od/navy/l/blweightfemale.htm
Just got this in my e-mail from DD#2 –
Gang tattoo leads to a murder conviction:
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-tattoo-20110422,0,1399043.story
Criminals. They’re not like you and me….
That happened about two weeks back, T.
Ooops.
DD#2 isn’t the most timely creature…..
Osama’s Posh Digs:
I had Osama figured for a 52″ wide screen plasma kind of guy.
Total bummer.
He had to leave it behind in the cave at Tora Bora.
New Poat.