Had an old black guy down the street

3 May

Playing this tune, and others, on his saxophone all day.
Work was a bear, but this made it so sweet.

Other than that, I’m tired and sore.

[Impotent Update – BiW]

Brad talking about the store reminded me of the best part:

Squeezing the gropes…I mean groping the grapes….awwwww fuckit.  You know what I’m talking about.

215 Responses to “Had an old black guy down the street”

  1. GMLand May 3, 2011 at 5:31 pm #

    you have an old black eye?!

    and it sings?

  2. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 5:34 pm #

    I love this song….

    Hope you get to recuperatin’ Dick.

    *gives Dick tequila*

  3. Jazz May 3, 2011 at 5:46 pm #

    bin Laden’s death evokes memories of the first American killed in Afghanistan. Afghani General Abdul Rashid Dostum honors Johnny Mike Spann:

    http://tinyurl.com/6kl9luf

    Read it!

    The monument to Mike Spann erected by Gen. Dostum: http://tinyurl.com/6g5aa74

    Spann’s family: http://tinyurl.com/6zm6p67

    Fuck your dead corpse with Satan’s porcine cock, bin Laden.

  4. Jazz May 3, 2011 at 5:48 pm #

    It’s all about the image:

    In an email to The Daily Caller, Gina Channell-Allen, president of the Pleasanton Weekly in Pleasanton, California, said that her paper “received a call from the White House asking us to take out part of the story because it reflected poorly on the First Lady.”

  5. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 5:53 pm #

    Shit, Jazz…there went my mascara.

  6. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 5:58 pm #

    She is an impudent hoyden and elitist bitch, Jazz. I’m not surprised the WH would contact a small newspaper about it.

  7. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 6:15 pm #

    I went to the store for this?

    Well, this and chicken quarters on sale…

    • PattyAnn May 3, 2011 at 6:17 pm #

      What did you buy me at the store?

  8. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 6:19 pm #

    I bought you six fresh sweet mangoes, PrettyAnn. Come and get them.

    • PattyAnn May 3, 2011 at 6:20 pm #

      Let’s turn the mangoes into a pitcher of drunks.

    • PattyAnn May 3, 2011 at 6:21 pm #

      Drinks, dammit. Hahahaha

  9. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 6:20 pm #

    Did you get me anything, Brad??

  10. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 6:22 pm #

    Two very nice personal watermelons, Aggie.

    (no, really. SYWM!!!)

  11. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 3, 2011 at 6:25 pm #

    How the Hell has the WH even HEARD of the Pleasanton Weekly? What are our tax dollars being spent on – hundreds of interns perusing local periodicals for minor blurbs that might reflect badly on President Precious and his posse?

    Holy crap – WTF CARES that FLOTUS didn’t make eye contact with the pilots? We already know she’s a stone-cold bitch…..

  12. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 6:25 pm #

    This poat has been updated.

    And your whore mouths are talking. You might want to see to that.

  13. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 3, 2011 at 6:26 pm #

    I think you had it right the first time, PA….

  14. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 6:30 pm #

    Tiff, if you read what the writer from the Pleasanton Weekly wrote, she had been INVITED to a press event by the White House, to tour Marine One. They didn’t just pick a paper at random to scan. I don’t see anything wrong with the intern staff checking to see what was written by an invitee of an event.

    I DO see a problem with the WH challenging them on a subjective matter, as opposed to a matter of fact.

  15. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 6:30 pm #

    Two very nice personal watermelons, Aggie

    For eating, or wearing?

    And can they be made into a pitcher of drunks, too?

    Nice update, BisW 😉

    • PattyAnn May 3, 2011 at 6:35 pm #

      I can see right now that we’re going to be drinking pitchers of drunks on this here poat.

  16. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 6:37 pm #

    I don’t wear watermelon. Often.

    I also got a box of Raisin Bran and a box of Fruit Loops.

  17. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 6:38 pm #

    I meant for my bra….

  18. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 6:43 pm #

    I also got a box of Raisin Bran and a box of Fruit Loops.

    So you’ll be able to shit a rainbow then? Bully for you. You and the President will have that in common.

    Well, almost. I don’t imagine that you have a long line of reporters standing in line clutching spoons, waiting to see who can shovel the most into their mouths for you.

  19. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 6:47 pm #

    Or a long line of reporters waiting to fellate him either, BisW.

  20. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 6:47 pm #

    Aggie, I can’t imagine they’d be comfortable as a bra.

  21. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 6:48 pm #

    Nope.

    No reporters waiting to fellate me..

  22. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 6:51 pm #

    Aggie, I can’t imagine they’d be comfortable as a bra.

    Two words: Room. Temperature.

  23. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 6:51 pm #

    No reporters??

    *waits for curiosity to kill her*

  24. MCPO Airdale May 3, 2011 at 6:52 pm #

    Diane Feinstein can kiss my white ass. Lying cunt.

  25. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 6:52 pm #

    Do tell, MCPO….

  26. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 6:53 pm #

    Chief, have I told you lately how much I admire your restraint?

    I mean, you might say something extreme and cause a few cases of the vapors. 😆

  27. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 6:56 pm #

    Brad, I wasn’t going to wear the melons…just use them to enhance.

  28. Dick May 3, 2011 at 6:58 pm #

    BiW, who is that broad and can I play with her tits, too?

  29. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 6:58 pm #

    No need for artificial or natural enhancements, Aggie.

    If the good Lord is happy with your endowments, who am I to argue?

  30. Dick May 3, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    Three Tylenol, two Ibuprofen, and a triple shot of tequila.

    That ought’ta do it.

  31. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    If the good Lord is happy with your endowments, who am I to argue?

    *gives Brad two dozen chocolate brownies with chocolate chips, and a case of bourbon*

  32. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 7:01 pm #

    BiW, who is that broad and can I play with her tits, too?

    JK Rowling, and I ain’t sayin’ either way. I do think you’d be risking the Cruciatus Curse, but maybe she likes Yanks with rough hands.

  33. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 7:01 pm #

    Three Tylenol, two Ibuprofen, and a triple shot of tequila.

    Holy shit, Dick… What did you do today?

  34. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 7:02 pm #

    **finally gets around to checking out BiW’s update**

    Niiiiiice.

  35. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 7:04 pm #

    I do believe JK had a little work done. Which, you know, if you’ve got a billion dollars, I guess is OK. You gotta spend your money on something beside taxes.

    **yeah, I know that contradicts what I just told Aggie, but poor JK doesn’t have the benefit of being a Texarican.**

  36. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 7:06 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  37. Dick May 3, 2011 at 7:08 pm #

    Holy shit, Dick… What did you do today?

    Just a job.

  38. Dick May 3, 2011 at 7:09 pm #

    JK Rowling, and I ain’t sayin’ either way. I do think you’d be risking the Cruciatus Curse, but maybe she likes Yanks with rough hands.

    Think of all the banging a screen door caught in a hurricane does.
    And I’m not a fucking Yankee.

  39. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm #

    Just a job.

    That you may say, but from that cocktail it must have been grueling 😦

  40. Dick May 3, 2011 at 7:10 pm #

    I’m still shooting for a threesome with Hermione.

  41. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 7:12 pm #

    I’m still shooting for a threesome with Hermione.

    Well, she’s legal…

  42. MCPO Airdale May 3, 2011 at 7:12 pm #

    And I’m not a fucking Yankee.

    You will be. . . . you will be.

  43. Dick May 3, 2011 at 7:15 pm #

    You will be. . . . you will be.

    Chief, the rules say you can’t threaten people who you outrank, which is pretty much everybody.

  44. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    And I’m not a fucking Yankee.

    You are to her, mate.

    And that “Everything’s bigger in Texas” line? She ain’t buyin’…at least until you show her the three-piston asshammer and prove it.

  45. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 7:25 pm #

    Any woman who thinks of us Texans as “yanks” ain’t worth having.

    Well, maybe for ten minutes. Twenty, tops.

  46. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 7:27 pm #

    Well, maybe for ten minutes. Twenty, tops.

    I don’t know. 19 minutes and 30 seconds of foreplay is an awful long time.

  47. MCPO Airdale May 3, 2011 at 7:28 pm #

    the rules say you can’t threaten people who you outrank. . .”

    Hahahahahahaha! Dance, you monkey, DANCE!!!

  48. Dick May 3, 2011 at 7:31 pm #

    Hahahahahahaha! Dance, you monkey, DANCE!!!

    Yassurr, massurr!

  49. Dick May 3, 2011 at 7:33 pm #

    I don’t know. 19 minutes and 30 seconds of foreplay is an awful long time.

    Really. What happened to the good old days and , “Git in the truck, bitch”.

  50. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 7:40 pm #

    What happened to the good old days and , “Git in the truck, bitch”.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Hawt!

  51. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 7:42 pm #

    Yay, son’s concert tonight…

    Hope to return to a more insane, slightly more crude thread.

  52. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 7:42 pm #

    “Git in the crappy old Beemer” just doesn’t have the same ring to it…

  53. GuyS May 3, 2011 at 7:43 pm #

    Being that foreplay usually consists of unbuttoning a blouse/unsnapping a bra, and unzipping a zipper…how in the hell does that take 19min and 30secs (unless there is the nasty pube /dickskin in said zipper track.

    Hermione and Helena Bonham Carter (Beatrix) would do nicely in a three way … Rollings can be the fluffer.

  54. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 7:49 pm #

    Holy shit, Dick! WTF was she thinking??

    And I have an alibi.

    Oh, Zelda and I are having lunch on Tuesday! WHOO HOO!!!!

  55. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 7:57 pm #

    Pics, Aggie, or it didn’t happen.

    And if they’re really really good pics, check your paypal account.

  56. Dick May 3, 2011 at 7:59 pm #

    Aggie, you and Zelda find a nudie bar to eat at.
    She likes those and I’m betting you do too.

  57. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 3, 2011 at 8:37 pm #

    kathrynlopez 20 minutes ago “I think he’s the man who shot liberty valance now” — chris matthews, on barack obama

    Chrissy’s never seen that movie, has he?

  58. Dick May 3, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    This thread has expired as far as interesting goes, which means I’m gonna take a massive dump (WMD grade) and grab a shower.

  59. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    I did my dump when I got home.

    I wonder if OBL’s splash was as satisfying as the one underneath me when a metric buttload of crap let slip the bounds of my sphincter.

  60. Dick May 3, 2011 at 10:00 pm #

    Ya gotta love it. First, they execute his ass, no questions asked, in front of his ol’ lady no less, then they toss his sorry ass overboard to become shark shit.

  61. Dick May 3, 2011 at 10:01 pm #

    I’ll bet 10K there was at least one package of bacon sewn up with him.

  62. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    I’d have stuffed a ham sandwich down his throat…followed by his penis.

  63. Dick May 3, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

    I know service guys, and they have a tendency to stray from the rules when the cause is just. They tossed in bacon or ham, or both.

  64. Dick May 3, 2011 at 10:26 pm #

    Okay, I’m slamming down the rest of this tasty beverage, then it’s bedtime.

    G’night homos and hawt milfs.

  65. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 10:32 pm #

    SHIT!!!

    I missed Dick again.

    Oh, she likes nudie bars? I’ll ask what’s on her side of town…

  66. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    Yay, bored and on my way to owning the comments…

  67. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    Son’s concert went very well, though it was rather long.

    They played Finlandia and Ode to Joy.

    The high school played a medley of Beatles song, and another of Greenday songs…

  68. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 10:46 pm #

    I remember being in orchestra and having to be at rest, and at attention, without making a sound.

    These kids get to beat their stand with their bows as the conductor walks on stage.

    Grates on my nerves.

  69. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 10:46 pm #

    Aw…. Poor Aggie misses dick.

    I mean, Dick.

  70. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 10:49 pm #

    Howdy, Brad 😛

  71. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 10:50 pm #

    Finlandia was ok, but playing Hyperion Overture was my favorite.

  72. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 10:52 pm #

    Well, this is son’s first year in orchestra.

    I just found it odd that the advanced high school orchestra was playing medleys and the first years were playing Ode to Joy.

  73. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 11:01 pm #

    The only thing I played in HS was hookey.

    Well, pocket pool, too…

  74. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 11:03 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  75. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 11:08 pm #

    I ate dinner for this?

  76. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 11:08 pm #

    Beasn’s little piggy Lincoln passed away 😦

  77. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 11:11 pm #

    What did you have for dinner?

    Eldest made sirloin burgers.

  78. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 11:15 pm #

    Leftovers.

    I saw that about sweet Lincoln, and left her a hug at facefuck.

    Poor dear.

  79. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 11:17 pm #

    Leftovers??

    *gives Brad chocolate cake*

    That was dessert here 🙂

  80. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 11:22 pm #

    If I’b been there, there wouldn’t have been any leftover chocolate cake.

  81. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 3, 2011 at 11:24 pm #

    Oh, sorry to hear that about Lincoln.
    It sounded like he was in a bad way these last few weeks….

  82. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 11:28 pm #

    That’s ok, Brad.

    I can make brownies tomorrow 😉

  83. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 11:37 pm #

    Aggie?

    http://tinyurl.com/3pqg7qj

  84. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 11:44 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Nope, no pearls 😉

  85. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 11:49 pm #

    Look, I’ve only got so many pics to choose from. I did the best I could…

  86. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 11:53 pm #

    Well, I don’t look that good anyway.

    You should look under “old harridan with apron” next time 😉

  87. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 11:56 pm #

    I looked under “sexy Texaricans” but forgot to put on safe-search.

    **downloads 5oogigs of porn**

  88. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 12:09 am #

    Yeah, right….

    You probably had a typo in there.

  89. xbradtc May 4, 2011 at 12:10 am #

    Well, there were a surprising number of midgets…

  90. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 12:13 am #

    Midgets?? Did you bookmark the links for Dick??

    Hm….don’t think one drink tonight will cut it…

  91. xbradtc May 4, 2011 at 12:18 am #

    I prefer lesbian pron.

    Less dick.

  92. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 12:19 am #

    I think most Peasants prefer lesbian pr0n…

  93. xbradtc May 4, 2011 at 12:26 am #

    What about the Peasantettes?

  94. Car in May 4, 2011 at 7:41 am #

    Wakey wakey.

    Poor Beasn(:

  95. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 8:05 am #

    Most Peasanette prefer lesbian pr0n, Brad.

    Watching two gay men would make us LOAO.

    Good morning, Carin 🙂

  96. GMLand May 4, 2011 at 8:52 am #

    Sunny and 47 here in Nashvegas… in May!

    *shoves OBL’s carcass up algore’s ass*

  97. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 8:57 am #

    It’s sunny and 48* here.

    *wraps sweater tighter*

  98. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 4, 2011 at 9:00 am #

    I just realized that Beasn’s Lincoln passed on her anniversary.
    How much does that suck?

  99. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 9:02 am #

    Sucks at seven orders of magnitude, Teresa 😦

  100. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 9:12 am #

    48? I’d be wearing shorts! It’s 32 here.

    At least the sun is shining.

  101. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 9:16 am #

    It’s freakin’ MAY!!!

    I want to fry already!!

  102. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 9:34 am #

    Good morning, Peasantworld!

  103. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 9:35 am #

    Who said anything about good?

  104. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 9:49 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I want a new college mascot somewhere – the Fighting Arabs.

    Hahahahahahha~

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsrS3r1ZlTs

  105. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 9:50 am #

    J’Ames is a Danny Downer today!

  106. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 10:03 am #

    I just hate frost in frakkin May. Good doesn’t come in the form of frozen condensation.

  107. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 10:13 am #

    It is now 52*. Yay!!

    Jazz!! It’s a good morning, for Jack Frost, the fucker…

  108. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 10:13 am #

    President Pantywaist dithered for 16 hours before giving the go-ahead on bin Laden: http://tinyurl.com/3wovdlu

    President Pantywaist dithered for more than 36 hours while SEALs wait to rescue pirate hostages: http://tinyurl.com/3oy8d9x

    Dithering must be a hobby for our Pantywaist in Chief.

  109. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 10:14 am #

    Ags! We had no frost last night, but it is COLD here today.

  110. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 10:20 am #

    My beautiful flowers didn’t like the cold snap.

    And you know he was dithering because he was waiting for the polls to tell him what to do.

  111. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 10:20 am #

    bin Laden was a nice man, a quiet man. His neighbors are all stunned – no one would have guessed that he was an infamous terror mastermind!

    http://tinyurl.com/67dg9jk

  112. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 10:22 am #

    Reading the bio for Brig Gen Marshall “Brad” Webb (the guy running the AV gear for the White House during the OBL raid), and it seems like they pulled the guy out of a Tom Clancy novel. I’m thinking PJ Johns, from Clear and Present Danger.

    Quite the guy to run your media on one of the most important operations.

  113. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 10:24 am #

    Read mounties’ comments in the thread:

    http://tinyurl.com/64vy9x7

    Pile on if you want. Don doesn’t go for my kind of response (expletives), but anything else goes, I think.

  114. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 10:27 am #

    EU to Christians: FUCK YOU!

    • PattyAnn May 4, 2011 at 10:34 am #

      Pioneer woman on the today show in a few minutes!

  115. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 10:39 am #

    In regards to manipulation of the UBL story, this is from a SEAL: Blackfive.net (Froggy): SQUANDERING OUR VICTORY

    I miss Froggy’s blog, it was full of great stories. Good to see he’s on twitter.

  116. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 10:42 am #

    Good one from the comments of the blackfive article.

  117. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    PattyAnn, not even TPW can make me watch Today

    Jazz, moutie sounds like he hasn’t been mounted in a long time.

    The diary thing came to light a few months ago, too. And just as predicted, the EU commission swept it under the rug. Just hand out a flyer that they kids can look at… a flyer that can just as easily be lost, or forgotten…

    EU is committing suicide.

    • PattyAnn May 4, 2011 at 10:48 am #

      Aggie, if it wasn’t for the local traffic reports I wouldn’t be there either 🙂
      I’ll watch her and report.

    • PattyAnn May 4, 2011 at 10:56 am #

      Didn’t miss anything. Very rushed lasagna.

  118. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 10:47 am #

    This had to hurt Time to publish: http://tinyurl.com/6anmn6x

    OUCH 😀

  119. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 10:50 am #

    J’Ames, I used to read BlackFive all the time, until the ghastly fallout with Yon. I read them both sporadically, then just gave up.

    I’m glad to read it again.

  120. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 10:51 am #

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! I read that Jazz!!

    I always said that history would look kindly on GWB well after his precidency.

    I never thought Time magazine would 😉

  121. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 10:53 am #

    Hi, PA!!! 🙂 How’re you feeling? I hope:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-wHixgp2RE#t=20s

  122. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 10:57 am #

    Great Time article, first one I’ve read in a LOOOOOONG time. Dad used to get that magazine when I was growing up, not anymore!

    I can just tell the author was tasting his lunch the entire time he was writing that.

    • PattyAnn May 4, 2011 at 11:00 am #

      Thanks jazz. I’m doing okay. When I feel like I’m 30 again, I’ll be healed!

  123. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 10:57 am #

    Eric Holder gets his ass handed to him by Darryl Issa:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NqH88cSBqI

    En-fucking-joy. 6:50 and following is priceless.

  124. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 10:59 am #

    Bookmarking that for later, jazz. Nothing better than Issa schooling someone on legal or ethical issues.

    Well, maybe Ryan vs. Obama on financial issues, but it’s close.

  125. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 11:05 am #

    Very rushed lasagna?

    Damn, I like to take my time making lasagna.

  126. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 11:06 am #

    I remember when 30 was O-L-D. Now it’s Y-O-U-N-G.

  127. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 11:09 am #

    I love being 44. You couldn’t pay me to be “young” again.

  128. Car in May 4, 2011 at 11:11 am #

    Internet is all fixted.

    Aggie – you may want to check out HHD

    Yum.

  129. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 4, 2011 at 11:13 am #

    Jazz,

    I took you up on your offer.

    Just in case it doesn’t make it out of moderation, this is what I said to today’s chewtoy, “mountie”:

    >This is unquestionable proof that no matter what Obama does, you will hate him for it.<

    I gave the Boy King his duly earned golf clap for sacking up and actually making the call when there was a chance there would be consequences for once in his miracle career. What I refuse to do is allow the man a Victory Lap every day for the rest of his term when on every single other matter, he wraps himself in a cloak of arrogance and FAIL! as he sells both his fellow travellers and the more weak-minded among us his own unique brand of HOAX & CHAINS labled as HOPE & CHANGE. I reject the idea that I have to give him a cookie when he gets confused or has no choice and actually does something in America’s Interest, and you should too. That kind of mindset, both in him, and his followers, is exactly why I have no patience for the nation’s first Affirmative Action President. The sense of entiitlement surrounding him and his retinue disgust me.

  130. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 11:16 am #

    BRAVO, BiW!!!! I’m going to watch that thread for the rest of the day now. 😀

  131. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 11:17 am #

    Oh – if it’s your first time commenting, Don’ll have to pull you out of moderation. He’s a mensch, though – it won’t be long. You won’t have to go through it again, either.

  132. USGA May 4, 2011 at 11:25 am #

    I’m back…. I’m back….
    I’m back back back…. back back!

    7,764.1 miles of land one could call “perfect” … almost that is! 😉

  133. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 4, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    Wow. Turns out, the kids who were in that classroom with Bush when he found out about 9/11 are GLAD that he didn’t rush out of the room. Sounds like they’re gonna be great citizens as well.

    One more liberal meme destroyed…..

    http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2069327,00.html#ixzz1LKFS8GEw

    • PattyAnn May 4, 2011 at 11:34 am #

      Aggie, I was strongest in my 30s. However. However, my 40s were my best years IN ANOTHER AREA.

  134. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 4, 2011 at 11:32 am #

    Eric Holder gets his ass handed to him by Darryl Issa:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NqH88cSBqI

    En-fucking-joy. 6:50 and following is priceless.

    My smile is so big, it may break my face.

    Holder is such a craven, agenda driven tool that I can hardly stand to look at him, and I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire.

  135. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 11:38 am #

    I’m back back back…. back back!

    Sorry you missed me 😛

    my 40s were my best years IN ANOTHER AREA.

    A-freakin’-MEN 😆

  136. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 11:42 am #

    I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire.

    If I could piss gasoline, I would.

  137. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    If I could piss gasoline, I would.

    Judging from your comments here and everywhere, I thought you did 😉

  138. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    Harry Reid: Marco Rubio doesn’t know his place.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yVP2_kHj1g#t=2m8s

  139. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 11:46 am #

    Aggie, you Hispanics have to get Rubio under control.

  140. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 11:48 am #

    Judging from your comments here and everywhere, I thought you did

    Serious question: Do I come across as deranged and unhinged? Because my father does, and I don’t want to be him.

  141. Dick May 4, 2011 at 11:50 am #

    Jazz, you ain’t even close to becoming unhinged. That’s more my speed.

  142. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 11:52 am #

    Hell no, Jazz!! You are nowhere near being unhinged and deranged. You have facts on your side.

    Aggie, you Hispanics have to get Rubio under control.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  143. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    You should have heard my father rationalizing David Duke as a moral authority on Jews. Fucking a – made me want to change my name. Holy fuck.

    BTW, Jews control the world, the Fed, and they’ve co-opted the laws of physics (that Jew-y Einstein, anyone?) so they can control the universe.

  144. Dick May 4, 2011 at 11:56 am #

    Later gators. Bank run and then some estimates to spew forth.

  145. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 11:58 am #

    Thanks for the reassurance, Ags. 🙂

    And, Dick? I’d say thanks to you, too, but you’re unhinged, and I’m not so sure your perspective is ever stable. 😛

    /Seriously, thank you. My dad’s situation really scares me; I don’t want to be like that.

    • PattyAnn May 4, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

      Aggie, I’m RSPVing yes 😉

  146. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 12:04 pm #

    No way you are unhinged, Jazz. Exuberant? yes. Vivid? yes. Passionate? yes.

    But not unhinged.

  147. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 12:13 pm #

    Jews co-opting the laws of physics, and yet they can’t seem to RULE THE wORLD!!!

    Sheesh…

  148. MCPO Airdale May 4, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    Jazz = Intense

    Jazz’s Dad = Raging anti-Semite

    Harry Reid = Crooked, leftist racist

    OK, on to the next Gordian Knot I can unravel.

  149. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 12:17 pm #

    Aggie, I’m RSPVing yes

    To my partay?? REALLY???

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    • PattyAnn May 4, 2011 at 12:30 pm #

      Aggie, I WISH !!

  150. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 12:19 pm #

    BiW, your comment is up. Epic. Marvelous. And brief.

    Hard to believe it’s yours! 😛

  151. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    Chief, I aspire to your command of the basics. Nice work! 😀

  152. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 4, 2011 at 12:25 pm #

    BiW, your comment is up. Epic. Marvelous. And brief.

    Hard to believe it’s yours!

    Dammit that made me laugh.

    I just had to school someone’s granny at Nice Deb’s because she implied that I’m a Klansman because I’m not sucking Obama’s cock or something like that.

    I was polite as I kicked her legs out from under her.

  153. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 4, 2011 at 12:35 pm #

    Sarah’s about ready to turn Rachel’s dog into a coat – she CLIMBED UP onto the table where Sarah had put her shoes (specifically to avoid getting chewed up) and demolished them.

    After coming home from dropping Rebecca off this morning and finding a puddle AND a pile of poo, I’m about ready to sharpen the knife for her!

  154. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

    PattyAnn, you’ll be there in spirit(s) 😉

    Teresa, is the dog not trained??

  155. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 12:41 pm #

    Hah, TiFW! I had a shepherd/husky mix that enjoyed leather more than anything. I can sympathize.

  156. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 12:42 pm #

    Dammit that made me laugh.

    I’m soooo grieving you.

  157. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 4, 2011 at 12:44 pm #

    Yes, but she’s still a puppy, and sometimes she’s having so much fun playing with our other 2 dogs that she “forgets” – kinda like a 4 or 5-year-old.

    I usually leave her outside when I take Rebecca to school in the morning, for just that reason, but this morning she wouldn’t go back outside because the other dogs were in the house.

    She’s a lot more high-strung than the dogs that we have. I’m hoping that in another couple of months she’ll hit her “teenage angst” phase and just decide to mope around the house in an emo funk…..

  158. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

    Oh, dear lord….

    http://tinyurl.com/3mkz3rt

  159. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 12:49 pm #

    Packistan is feeling a bit nervous…

    http://tinyurl.com/6egpeuh

    HAHAHAHAHAH! Duplicity bears its fruit.

  160. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 4, 2011 at 12:49 pm #

    And the cats are none too happy about this new dog, either. She’s part whippet, so cats look like chew toys to them.

    It’s been a little nippy the past few nights, and when the temps drop, the cats LOVE for the “Big Dog” (Great Pyrenees mix) to come outside so they can use her as a heater. She is more than happy to oblige as it gets too warm in the house for her comfort.

    So last night, the cats are cuddling up against Bandit, and we let Bailey (the hellhound) out. Next thing I hear is a bunch of hissing and caterwauling, along with excited barks from Bailey, who thinks this is the Best Game Ever….

    Stupid mutt.

  161. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 12:50 pm #

    What bothers me about his screed, is that kids follow his twittering.

    Kids who think he’s cool and a hero for playing football….

  162. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 12:51 pm #

    Any dog that irritates the cats is okay by me. Any dog that eats the cats will get a steak dessert.

  163. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 4, 2011 at 12:53 pm #

    *removes Jazz from Christmas card list* 😉

  164. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 12:55 pm #

    J’Ames, you, too- thank you. The more validation of normalcy I get, the easier I rest.

    s/
    Abbie Normal 😛

  165. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 12:55 pm #

    Pockistahn (fixeted for you 😉 ) is feeling a bit nervous…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  166. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 4, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    Pakistan can kiss the USA’s collective ass, as far as I’m concerned.

    Yeah, they have nukes. How are they gonna deliver them if we aren’t giving them any money? Those delivery systems don’t pay for themselves, and I kinda doubt anyone is gonna want to “help” Pakistan out, knowing that they’ll be added to our list of “People/Nations who don’t play nice with us”….

  167. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    *removes Jazz from Christmas card list*

    *Checks EU student diary*

    What’s this “Christmas” of which you speak?

  168. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 12:57 pm #

    Ass-pack-istan.

    Hahahahahaahahahahahah!

  169. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 4, 2011 at 12:58 pm #

    *adds Jazz to the “Heathens” list*

    No soup presents for you!

  170. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    *adds Jazz to the “Heathens” list*

    *reads Heathen’s list*

    Hm….that has all the fun peeps. How do I get in??

  171. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    Asspackistan protests its “untrustworthy” label.

    http://tinyurl.com/5ts2ly4

  172. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

    How do I get in??

    Hate cats and repeat “Asspakistan” to yourself 3x quietly.

  173. Dick May 4, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    Jazz is off my Christmas list as well.
    P.S. Madelyn (my lil’kitty) says she hates you.

  174. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 1:11 pm #

    Michelle Bachmann had a good interview on Greta’s show last night, re: Pakistan. The short version is that no matter what we find out about Pakistan, we can’t just cut them off. That drives them right into the hands of Iran, and that’s not acceptable to the US, or another really large country in the area that’s really friendly to the the US, India.

    That adds a whole new wrinkle to the issue. Mrs. Clinton has her hands full on this one.

  175. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 1:12 pm #

    P.S. Madelyn (my lil’kitty) says she hates you.

    The flowers of my spirit grow robustly on kitty hate.

  176. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 1:12 pm #

    DAMMIT!!!

    Sorry….I can’t hate cats….

    Can I just call someone a racist?

  177. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 1:14 pm #

    Sure, Ags. The roots of the flowers of my spirit thrive on accusations of racism.

  178. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 1:18 pm #

    Two dutch men try to file a police complaint against the US for bin Laden’s premature demise.

    http://tinyurl.com/3uhnnvr

    The last paragraph kills me. “Is believed to”? How about “Admitted to”? Fecking lefties are everywhere fiddling with the facts!

  179. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 4, 2011 at 1:22 pm #

    ARRGGGGHHHH.

    Just got off of the phone with some punk kid offering to see if I “qualify” to save money with a federally-funded program to help me pay less in utility costs.

    I tried to explain to this young man that every program like this is funded with TAXPAYER DOLLARS. He told me “No they’re not. They’re funded with money from the government.”

    So I had to explain to him that the government only gets its money by taking from taxpayers, and only 53% of people pay taxes. He told me I should be glad that we make enough to be able to pay taxes, and that these programs exist to help those who don’t make enough to pay taxes.

    So I started in again on him, and he told me that everything that I was saying was wrong, and if I thought that I knew everything about everything, even though I didn’t, he didn’t have time to spend talking with me anymore.

    Which is why he’s working a phone bank, I guess. ‘Cuz he’s so smart….

  180. Jazz May 4, 2011 at 1:28 pm #

    Very funny story, TiFW. 🙂

  181. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 4, 2011 at 1:29 pm #

    That drives them right into the hands of Iran

    Cut off their funding, too. Then do what Reagan did – make them spend so much money trying to keep up that they eventually bankrupt themselves. In the meantime, we drill here, drill now, so that we aren’t dependent on foreign oil, which is how they get their money in the first place.

    No money, no weapons delivery systems, no threat. (And don’t think for a minute they aren’t quaking in their boots, knowing that we just took out Bin Laden after 10 long years)

    Keep ’em from entering the country, and bleed ’em dry.

    They want to play in our sandbox, they can play by OUR rules.

  182. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 1:40 pm #

    I hope that kid calls me, Teresa….I really do… 😉

  183. Dick May 4, 2011 at 1:43 pm #

    Teresa, if he calls back, start the conversation with, “Fuck you, die, firm letter to follow”.

  184. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 1:45 pm #

    Dick just won the internets!!!

  185. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 4, 2011 at 1:46 pm #

    Jazz, that is why I have nothing but contempt for the “international law” crowd.

    Moral equivalency and they are just too damn stupid to realize that it is nothing more than it being 50%+1 of what ever they say it is.

  186. Dick May 4, 2011 at 1:57 pm #

    Dick just won the internets!!!

    Can a trophy be emailed?

  187. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 2:00 pm #

    Can a trophy be emailed?

    You won the internets, so figure out how to do it 😉

  188. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    No pictures, huh? Fine, but don’t let your ass hang out… Too Late!

    http://twitter.com/#!/chucktodd/statuses/65833390636679168

    IF it happened? It has happened. Nick Berg, Daniel Pearl, Fallujah Contractors.

    Just wow.

  189. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    Holy fucking shitty hell, J’Ames!!

    This is not a joke, right???

  190. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 4, 2011 at 2:12 pm #

    Great comment over at Ace’s place:

    I see no reason to believe Obama had anything to do with the operation other than as an interested spectator. Other more adult people made all the decisions and told him to sit his ass in the corner and be quiet, If he kept quiet, and didn’t cause any problems, they would let him watch it on TV….

  191. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 2:15 pm #

    No joke, aggie, the President said those words, in an interview where he said UBL pictures would not be released.

    And Ezra Klein jumped in too:

  192. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 2:19 pm #

    Joe Biden got to watch the operation, too. Except he turned around during the broadcast and asked why he was watching someone play Call Of Duty Black Ops.

    /stolen shamelessly from comments at ace’s

  193. Dick May 4, 2011 at 2:20 pm #

    I’m off to the liquor store. Anybody want anything?

  194. Dick May 4, 2011 at 2:23 pm #

    Okay, guess not. Later.

  195. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 4, 2011 at 2:24 pm #

    My bad, Aggie (moved my comment to the trash) –
    Apparently a REPUBLICAN said that:

    The stupid Obama quote? Not an Obama quote.

    No. It’s Republican House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Rogers.

    Republican House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Rogers said he was against releasing any photos, saying that he didn’t want to make the job of U.S. troops abroad “any harder than it already is.”

    “Imagine how the American people would react if al Qaeda killed one of our troops or military leaders, and put photos of the body on the Internet. Osama bin Laden is not a trophy — he is dead and let’s now focus on continuing the fight until al Qaeda has been eliminated,” he said.

    ASS. ASS. ASS.

  196. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 2:27 pm #

    The tweet was scrubbed, by the way….

  197. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 2:28 pm #

    Multiple layers of editorial control. Thanks Chuck!

  198. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 2:31 pm #

    Fucking hell…

    *yells out the north-facing window*

    GET ME SOME VODKA!!!!

  199. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 2:34 pm #

    Hey look, my comments are in moderation. Can someone drag them out?

  200. Jay in Ames May 4, 2011 at 2:35 pm #

    I stand by my original reaction. It just moves from the President to a Republican congressman.

  201. LC Aggie Sith May 4, 2011 at 2:40 pm #

    I rescued you, J’Ames 😀

    Yeah, idiocy must be ratted out, no matter the politics.

  202. GMLand May 4, 2011 at 2:40 pm #

    *peddles past poat pondering pedantic pontification*

    *proceeds past*

    *politely piddles on pedals*

  203. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 4, 2011 at 2:49 pm #

    New poat.

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