3…2….1….and…

2 May

As predictable as the sun rising in the east or a welfare recipient voting Democrat, the usual suspects are at it again. (from the AP)

Muslim clerics said Monday that Osama bin Laden’s burial at sea was a violation of Islamic tradition that may further provoke militant calls for revenge attacks against American targets.

I share their outrage. It was far better than he deserved, and as deterrents go, it really doesn’t budge the needle.

Although there appears to be some room for debate over the burial — as with many issues within the faith — a wide range of senior Islamic scholars interpreted it as a humiliating disregard for the standard Muslim practice of placing the body in a grave with the head pointed toward the holy city of Mecca.

Many issues with the faith are open to debate?  You don’t say!  You mean like the right way to beat your wife?  Or the correct way to stone your cousin’s daughter because she allowed herself to be raped?  Which shade of black is the best for the headscarf?  Or the proper way to behead an infidel on tape and deliver it to the press?  Perhaps the correct way to topple a wall on a homosexual, or to deal death to an apostate?  Yes, I do find those islamic faith issues so very troubling.  But I digress…

Bin Laden’s burial at sea “runs contrary to the principles of Islamic laws, religious values and humanitarian customs,” said Sheik Ahmed al-Tayeb, the grand Imam of Cairo’s al-Azhar mosque, Sunni Islam’s highest seat of learning.

Maybe we could offer to let them free dive to collect the body?

A radical cleric in Lebanon, Omar Bakri Mohammed, said, “The Americans want to humiliate Muslims through this burial, and I don’t think this is in the interest of the U.S. administration.”

I don’t think so.  Humiliating him would be more like burying him with a canned ham and a pair of panties in place of his turban.  I think it was about denying them a potential place for a future mosque.  Unless they can hold their breath really, really well.  But somehow, I don’t think the call to prayer is going to carry so well under water…

A U.S. official said the burial decision was made after concluding that it would have been difficult to find a country willing to accept the remains. There was also speculation about worry that a grave site could have become a rallying point for militants.

I think the former is because of the latter.  Bury a prominent jhadi in your country and the next thing you know, you’re up to you neck in splodeydopes. 

President Barack Obama said the remains had been handled in accordance with Islamic custom, which requires speedy burial, and the Pentagon later said the body was placed into the waters of the northern Arabian Sea after adhering to traditional Islamic procedures — including washing the corpse — aboard the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson.

But the Lebanese cleric Mohammed called it a “strategic mistake” that was bound to stoke rage.

I don’t really care what Mohammed (really?  I swear, they only have what? 4 names?) has to say about this.  This TUCKS™ Medicated Pad Moment is brought to us not because of where we buried him, but because it was a bullet from an American that sped him into Satan’s tender loving embrace.  We could have waited for all the muslim clerics to decide amongst themselves on the most respectful means of disposing of his mortal coil, and once that internecine jihad was complete and we followed it to the letter, they would still “rage”, stoked or otherwise.

In Washington, CIA director Leon Panetta warned that “terrorists almost certainly will attempt to avenge” the killing of the mastermind behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

“Bin Laden is dead,” Panetta wrote in a memo to CIA staff. “Al-Qaida is not.”

And in other breaking news, water is still wet.

But Mohammed Qudah, a professor of Islamic law at the University of Jordan, said burying the Saudi-born bin Laden at sea was not forbidden if there was nobody to receive the body and provide a Muslim burial.

“The land and the sea belong to God, who is able to protect and raise the dead at the end of times for Judgment Day,” he said. “It’s neither true nor correct to claim that there was nobody in the Muslim world ready to receive bin Laden’s body.”

He is not raging at the infidels!  He must die!

Clerics in Iraq, where an offshoot of al-Qaida is blamed for the death of thousands of people since 2003, also criticized the U.S. action. One said it only benefited fish.

“If a man dies on a ship that is a long distance from land, then the dead man should be buried at the sea,” said Shiite cleric Ibrahim al-Jabari. “But if he dies on land, then he should be buried in the ground, not to be thrown into the sea. Otherwise, this would be only inviting fish to a banquet.”

I agree.  Something involving a wood chipper, pigs, and a Koran or two would have been a much more poignant option.  If they’re gonna be pissed anyway, then at least give them something to think about.  I’d rather have them hate us and be reluctant to try crap like that again, than hate us, and think that it is ok to kill us with impunity.  But I’m funny like that.

“What was done by the Americans is forbidden by Islam and might provoke some Muslims,” said another Islamic scholar from Iraq, Abdul-Sattar al-Janabi, who preaches at Baghdad’s famous Abu Hanifa mosque. “It is not acceptable and it is almost a crime to throw the body of a Muslim man into the sea. The body of bin Laden should have been handed over to his family to look for a country or land to bury him.”

Provocation of muslims?  The Hell you say!  Why, I only thought that such a thing was possible if you did some really unacceptable things…like treat a woman as a real person and not chattel.  Or subscribe to a different religious belief.  Or enjoy a BLT and a brew, or a Brat and a shot, or other infidelish stuff…like believe that Israel has a right to defend itself

Prominent Egyptian Islamic analyst and lawyer Montasser el-Zayat said bin Laden’s sea burial was designed to prevent his grave from becoming a shrine. But an option was an unmarked grave.

Preferably with the stuff left over from hog butchering that doesn’t get used.

“They don’t want to see him become a symbol, but he is already a symbol in people’s hearts.”

Well, we can’t have anything else in the people’s hearts.  Like an understanding that the rest of the world is getting sick of your crap, and if you hold scum like this coward up as a hero in your heart, then the rest of us can quit pretending that there is anything about you or your culture that can be redeemed.

119 Responses to “3…2….1….and…”

  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 2, 2011 at 7:37 pm #

    I imagine that this might “stoke some rage”.

  2. MCPO Airdale May 2, 2011 at 7:43 pm #

    Fuck ’em, feed ’em fish!

  3. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 2, 2011 at 7:44 pm #

    Fuck ‘em, feed ‘em fish ham!

    FIFY

  4. LC Aggie Sith May 2, 2011 at 8:40 pm #

    Feed them fishy ham.

  5. GuyS May 2, 2011 at 9:01 pm #

    And somewhere beneath the Sea (Northern Persian Gulf would be my guess) there are crustaceans and other bottom feeders developing mass cases of indigestion from nibbling on Bin Ladin. Where is the outrage from PETA? Better we would turn him in to chum, dehydrate the mess, then use it as fertilizer for a special corn field… said corn to be used to feed only pigs. Then you still would not have a final resting place, there would be no real clue as to where his remains/DNA finally ends up, and pigs eat free!

  6. GuyS May 2, 2011 at 9:02 pm #

    Oh, and a brief (no pun intended) carry-over from the last poat… I LIKE pantie lines…kinda nice to know the gift is gift wrapped, if ya know what I mean.

  7. LC Aggie Sith May 2, 2011 at 9:04 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  8. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 2, 2011 at 9:05 pm #

    Beans with Bacon consumed for dinner.
    We will be expressing our “respect” long into the night…..

  9. GuyS May 2, 2011 at 9:13 pm #

    Teresa, so the cacophony of sounds coming from your neck of the woods, later on, will be kinda like the “anti-muslim call to prayer” blasted over the loud speakers?

  10. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 2, 2011 at 9:15 pm #

    Teresa, so the cacophony of sounds coming from your neck of the woods, later on, will be kinda like the “anti-muslim call to prayer” blasted over the loud speakers?

    To paraphrase a certain “Constitutional Scholar”, it will be the most beautiful sound on Earth….

  11. LC Aggie Sith May 2, 2011 at 9:20 pm #

    We had sausages here.

    I’m making my mohammed chops tomorrow, marinated in BBQ sauce and onions 😀

  12. GuyS May 2, 2011 at 9:21 pm #

    Anything is an excuse to them. They would get upset if you presented any one of them with a nice, pert, little (vigin) goat…because then they would have to take the time and effort to call all their male relatives and friends over for the ritual “breaking of the woolen madinhead” … and do you have any idea how much it costs to cater on of these events?

  13. GuyS May 2, 2011 at 9:23 pm #

    “the most beautiful sound on earth”

    That it would be indeed.

  14. LC Aggie Sith May 2, 2011 at 9:23 pm #

    To a Muslim, the Burka is a sign that says, ‘only my husband may rape me’ and the lack of a Burka means, ‘everyone can rape me.’

    The amount of rage I feel is palpable. Not just towards the animals that force women to wear this garment, but also towards women who defend it.

  15. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 2, 2011 at 9:38 pm #

    And dinner wasn’t the only thing that will be “Dutch oven-ed” today….

  16. LC Aggie Sith May 2, 2011 at 9:42 pm #

    You lost me, Teresa….

  17. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 2, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

    …but also towards women who defend it.

    Vanity Fair seems to think a visit to Saudi Arabia is the cat’s meow for an American miss:
    http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2010/06/a-girls-guide-to-saudi-arabia.html

    Isn’t Maureen Dowd oh-so-enlightened? She whole-heartedly embraces this exotic culture:
    http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2010/08/maureen-dowd-201008?currentPage=all

    Oooh – and pictures of Ms. Dowd, looking all cute and everything in her new togs! Isn’t she adorable?
    http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2010/08/saudi-arabia-slide-show-201008#slide=1

    There aren’t words to describe the depth of contempt that I feel for this scrunt….

  18. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 2, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    You lost me, Teresa….

    Dinner was made in a Dutch oven.

    Mr. TiFW and I will be giving each other “Dutch ovens” for the rest of the evening.

  19. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 2, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

    So I tried something new tonight.

    Saute’d onions (small onions into thin wedges) and grilled chicken (sliced, then cut into smaller pieces)in butter (almost two sticks) and garlic, plus some fresh squeezed lime, all over angel hair, and topped with parmesan cheese and freshly ground pepper.

    I win the internets.

    This stuff is great!

  20. LC Aggie Sith May 2, 2011 at 10:06 pm #

    Obviously Dowd-y didn’t read up on the rules for foreigners.

    She was obviously doing a slobber job on Saudi Arabia, Teresa. Unfortunately, she fucked up by wearing the garb.

  21. LC Aggie Sith May 2, 2011 at 10:11 pm #

    BisW you need to do two things:

    A) check your yoo hoo mail, and

    2) send me some dinner.

  22. MCPO Airdale May 2, 2011 at 10:44 pm #

  23. LC Aggie Sith May 2, 2011 at 11:35 pm #

    Well, that was a nice bath 🙂

    And apparently, not much going on here…

  24. MCPO Airdale May 2, 2011 at 11:37 pm #

    I have been awaiting your return, ardently.

  25. MCPO Airdale May 2, 2011 at 11:43 pm #

    or maybe I’ll just spray graffiti all over the blog!

  26. LC Aggie Sith May 2, 2011 at 11:45 pm #

    Thanks to you, MCPO, I have a Vinnie Barbarino earworm…

  27. MCPO Airdale May 2, 2011 at 11:46 pm #

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  28. MCPO Airdale May 2, 2011 at 11:49 pm #

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  29. MCPO Airdale May 2, 2011 at 11:50 pm #

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  30. xbradtc May 2, 2011 at 11:51 pm #

    Pull my finger.

  31. LC Aggie Sith May 2, 2011 at 11:52 pm #

    Why would you pray graffiti, MCPO??

    BRAD!!!

    *SMOOCH*

  32. xbradtc May 2, 2011 at 11:58 pm #

    Heh. I gots teh smoochies from a hottie.

    I’m a lucky dude.

  33. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 12:07 am #

    Long day for you today?

  34. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 12:12 am #

    I faced a few challenges, but mostly a pretty good day.

  35. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 12:13 am #

    Anyway, no problems a quick smooch can’t fix.

  36. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 8:46 am #

    WAKEY WAKEY PEOPLE!!!!!

  37. Jay in Ames May 3, 2011 at 8:55 am #

    Breitbart is in fine form again.

    So I am challenging the left to prove what it is alleging.
    If anyone can prove that I believe American special forces did not kill Osama bin Laden, I will donate one million dollars to ThinkProgress.

    Big Government: John Podesta: Put Up Or Shut Up

  38. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 9:02 am #

    Holy shit, J’Ames. Podesta is grasping at straws. Not once do I recall Breitbart ever saying something like that.

  39. Jay in Ames May 3, 2011 at 9:14 am #

    TheBlaze: DID RUSH LIMBAUGH ACTUALLY PRAISE OBAMA ON THE OBL MISSION?

    Looks like Megaton McCain wasn’t the only idiot who got reeled in. Morons (not the good kind).

  40. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    I guess those idiots never listen to Rush Limbaugh 😉

  41. GMLand May 3, 2011 at 9:24 am #

    November 25th, 2009 – Barack Obama and his administration charged 4 Navy SEALS with assault for slapping terrorist mastermind Ahmed Hashim Abed and giving him a fat lip.

    May 1st, 2011 – Barack Obama praised the Navy SEALS today for shooting Osama Bin Laden in the head and killing his son.

    Bacon!

  42. Jay in Ames May 3, 2011 at 9:25 am #

    It’s amazing what people think about Limbaugh, when they don’t listen. My mom hates him, but just because he’s so cocky, not because of what he says.

    I get a chuckle out of him, and how he gets everyone tied into knots. My lib friends absolutely despise him, and have never listened to a word he says.

  43. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 9:26 am #

    The irony has not escaped us, GML.

  44. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 9:28 am #

    J’Ames, in my young”er” days, I was not a good listener of Limbaugh. I hated his cocky attitude. It set my teeth on edge.

    And then came the Murrah Federal Building bombing.

    I turned on talk radio that day for the first time in four years, and have yet to shut it off 😉

  45. Jay in Ames May 3, 2011 at 9:33 am #

    MSNBC.com: Obama’s golf shoes a clue to bin Laden raid?

    Stupid wingnuts, if you’d just pay attention to how awesome he is, you would have known that something was up! Now just give up the election in 2012, it’s over for you.

    You can almost hear the Soviet national anthem playing in the background as you read that.

  46. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 9:40 am #

    Golf shoes?? GOLF SHOES????

    Sweet fly in a bucket of lard…

  47. Jay in Ames May 3, 2011 at 9:42 am #

    I can’t wait until Jazz reads that. He’s gonna explode.

    It’ll be epic.

  48. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 9:46 am #

    You are so evul, J’Ames….

    No wonder we like you 😀

  49. Car in May 3, 2011 at 9:46 am #

    The sun will come out , tomorrow…

    New dish to be installed .

    *Puts on barefoot shoe’s

    Now, Aggie, about you doing my wakey wakey ….

  50. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 3, 2011 at 9:49 am #

    *Puts on barefoot shoes*
    Now, Aggie, about you doing my wakey wakey ….

    Ruh-roh, (Sh)Aggie…..
    *quietly slinks off in search of Scooby Snacks*

  51. Car in May 3, 2011 at 9:52 am #

    Idiots.

    I liked that article that was going on about how stressful it must have been foe Obama and his administration before the raid . What must have been going through their mind as they sat (save and secure ) in the White House.

    I mean obama’s presidency may have been on the line.

    Those brave, brave men.

  52. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 9:54 am #

    WTF??

    I was doing you a favor, Miss In Absentia!!

    Hope things are ok with you, Carin. We have been a bit worried!!!

  53. Car in May 3, 2011 at 9:54 am #

    Bold is the word that comes to mind.

    How long until we see the first bumper sticker?

    It took Obama to get Osama.

  54. Car in May 3, 2011 at 9:55 am #

    My sat dish went tits up.

  55. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 9:56 am #

    Ruh-roh, (Sh)Aggie…..

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Those snacks better be chocolate 😉

  56. Car in May 3, 2011 at 9:58 am #

    I’ve got my iPhone but it doesn’t work too well in the house because I have a metal roof. Plus my thumbs are too big for this typing dealo.

  57. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 10:06 am #

    I use my pinkie to type on the iPhone, Carin. Never got into the thumb habit.

  58. Jay in Ames May 3, 2011 at 10:33 am #

    ProteinWisdom: “Rewind: In Bush Years, Killing of Iraqi al-Qaeda Leader Zarqawi Greeted by Media Scowls”

    Missed this yesterday, but Jeff is spot on with this one. The View clip was played on Beck’s show today, WOW. How those scrunts remember to breathe is beyond me.

  59. Jay in Ames May 3, 2011 at 10:35 am #

    Aggie, your article reminds me of how much people are waking up, in this economic downturn. The polls all said the conservatives were gonna get their clocks cleaned in Canada, and it was 180 degrees WRONG!

    People are smart, you just have to motivate them.

  60. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 10:39 am #

    Just as zombies know to get brains, J’Ames, so they know to breathe.

    What appals me is the joy that Behar displays (no pun intended). She is so rabidly against death penalty, though pro-abortion. Yet here she is, rejoicing in the killing.

  61. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 10:40 am #

    People are smart, you just have to motivate them.

    I’m thinking the Canucks were motivated by our healthcare law, and the fact that once implemented, they couldn’t have their safety valve 😉

  62. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 11:27 am #

    Where is Jazzhands this morning? I need me some linkz.

  63. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 11:35 am #

    Where have YOU been???

    Here, found it at FB:

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704569404576298953365120630.html?mod=e2fb

  64. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    Where have YOU been???

    Working with Brain to take over the world.

  65. agiledog May 3, 2011 at 12:28 pm #

    Working with Brain to take over the world.

    Bet it beats working with an ass. Well, I gues it depends on whose ass…

  66. GMLand May 3, 2011 at 12:38 pm #

    what does a guy have to do to get a drink around here?

    *realizes that is a loaded question for this crowd even as I hit enter*

    fuck off in advance!

  67. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 12:41 pm #

    *throws beer bottle at GMLand*

  68. agiledog May 3, 2011 at 12:43 pm #

    Here’s your Bin Laden, GMLand:

    Two shots and a splash of water.

  69. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 12:53 pm #

    Here’s your Bin Laden, GMLand:

    Two shots and a splash of water

    AD FTW!!!!

  70. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 12:54 pm #

    what does a guy have to do to get a drink around here?

    Fruit just doesn’t come any lower than that…

  71. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm #

    In honor of our brave men and women serving our country, a stirring tribute sure to make you swell with pride:

  72. Jazz May 3, 2011 at 2:00 pm #

    In retrospect, there were a few meager clues that something may have been going on. Take the golf shoes in the Oval Office, for example. Photos of Obama walking up the path to his office also showed him with a tense look and clenched jaw.

    Are. You. Fucking. Serious.

    Golf motherfucking shoes in the Oval Office? He’s played golf more than 60 times since January 20, 2009. The motherfucker lives in his goddamn golf shoes. He fucking wears them like slippers around the House. Golf shoes are a clue to fucking nothing with this turd except for the fucking fact that he likes golf. They’re like that fucking princess tiara that your sister’s kid wears to fucking bed, church, and the damned dentist. Jeebux Shyster on a fucking blue bike. Why doesn’t the fucking journalist just say, “I love the taste of Baracky sack!”?

    And you know who else has “a tense look and a clenched jaw”? Those actresses who star in bukkake films. Fucking “tense look and clenched jaw”….. You’d have the same reaction if your underlings continually fucked things up only half as well as you and kept calling you back from vacation and the golf course.

    Fucking dreck.

    Good afternoon! 😀

  73. Jay in Ames May 3, 2011 at 2:19 pm #

    I just knew Jazz would appreciate that article.

  74. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 2:20 pm #

    JAZZ!!!!

    As surmised, you didn’t disappoint 😀

  75. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 2:27 pm #

    Why doesn’t the fucking journalist just say, “I love the taste of Baracky sack!”?

    Hummus, with Taboulee underones, and just a hint of roasted goat.

  76. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 2:28 pm #

    Besides, his pleated trousers are just divine.

  77. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    Oh, gross BisW….

  78. agiledog May 3, 2011 at 2:55 pm #

    You don’t like goat, Aggie?

  79. agiledog May 3, 2011 at 3:06 pm #

    ai can haz jazzee handz?

    http://www.viddler.com/cheezburger/videos/1498/

  80. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 3:11 pm #

    You don’t like goat, Aggie?

    Don’t tell PJM, but their eye pupils freak me out. On top of that, living so close to Mexico, my folks would bring back cabrito, which I could never get used to the taste. I even have issues with lamb and mutton.

    About the only thing I like is goat cheese 😀

  81. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 3:18 pm #

    Goat: The other dark meat.

    Goat: Its not just for breakfast anymore.

    Today we dine on goat, see?

  82. agiledog May 3, 2011 at 3:27 pm #

    Goat: Its not just for breakfast the bedroom anymore.

    FTF Bin Laden

  83. Jazz May 3, 2011 at 3:28 pm #

    Intifada Theater, presented by Jazz Productions

    Mohammed: Goat. It’s not just for fucking anymore, Infidel.

    Fin

  84. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 3, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    Don’t mince words, Jazz – tell us how you REALLY feel about Sir Shanksalot’s footwear….

    (of course, MY feeling is if he knew that was going down on Sunday, WTF was he doing on the golf course IN THE FIRST PLACE?????)

  85. agiledog May 3, 2011 at 3:33 pm #

    There’s an odd echo in here.

  86. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 3:36 pm #

    (of course, MY feeling is if he knew that was going down on Sunday, WTF was he doing on the golf course IN THE FIRST PLACE?????)

    You didn’t think his short game was gonna fix itself, did you?

  87. Jazz May 3, 2011 at 3:37 pm #

    I started my script before you posted, AD. And it’s fucking theater. A fucking work of art. Fucking TIMELESS.

    Yours is a pithy quote.

    No comparison.

    😉

  88. agiledog May 3, 2011 at 3:38 pm #

    I even have issues with lamb and mutton.

    I love lamb. And so does our oldest dog. Two years ago, we had a big family gathering at Easter, and my wife made a huge lamb leg. It was fantastic. Our dog Jackaroo sat by the oven almost the entire time it was cooking. And came and did the exact same thing for almost 6 months every time we used the oven – he could stil smell the lamb.

  89. Jazz May 3, 2011 at 3:38 pm #

    if he knew that was going down on Sunday, WTF was he doing on the golf course IN THE FIRST PLACE?????)

    Ol’ Baracky, he’s competetive – he wanted to beat the SEALs to a hole-in-one.

  90. agiledog May 3, 2011 at 3:40 pm #

    Hey, I didn’t say which was the original, and which was the echo. 🙂

    Author! Author!

  91. xbradtc May 3, 2011 at 3:41 pm #

    http://tinyurl.com/3oxb4e2

  92. Jazz May 3, 2011 at 3:41 pm #

    Why is it always cats doing jazz hands? I hate cats. Fuck cats with the limp, deceased cock of bin Laden!

  93. Jazz May 3, 2011 at 3:46 pm #

    Hahahahah! US Navy sharks retrieve and eat the body!

  94. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 3, 2011 at 3:50 pm #

    Does anyone else “follow” the White House Insider (used to be at Newsflavor; now appears to be at socyberty)?

    I’m never sure if he/she is real or not, but if this story is to be believed (and it certainly seems credible), well, wow…..

    http://socyberty.com/issues/white-house-insider-obama-hesitated-panetta-issued-order-to-kill-osama-bin-laden/

    I’ve been following this line of stories for a while, and I have to admit, they’re like catnip, but I didn’t know whether to believe them or not.

    Now I’m starting to wonder if these leaks aren’t coming from HRC or someone in a position like hers (it mentions in this article that she has been releasing anonymous info for a while)…..

  95. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 3:51 pm #

    Ol’ Baracky, he’s competetive – he wanted to beat the SEALs to a hole-in-one.

    The only military spending he gets excited about is buying bunkers.

  96. Jazz May 3, 2011 at 3:51 pm #

    Iowahawk:

    I can report that I also completely underestimated the capacity of America’s erstwhile “peace community” for turning on a dime and embracing the kind of all-American xenophobic flag-waving bloodlust they only recently decried. So today I stand proudly with my new friends of the formerly antiwar left in a mindlessly jingoistic salute to President Obama for an extralegal military assassination well done.

  97. agiledog May 3, 2011 at 3:53 pm #

    Why is it always cats doing jazz hands?

    Cause dogs do rock’n’roll hands. They’re too mean for jazz.

  98. Jazz May 3, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    Baracky thought he’d split the Arab world with OBL’s sudden adoption of ambient temp. He calls OBL’s death his “sand wedge.”

  99. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    B-rad brings a good ‘un.

    Nice job!

    http://tinyurl.com/6cwtg8j

  100. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 4:09 pm #

    You know, with all the lily guilding of the adminstration (absent Eric Holder who is strangely silent on this characterization) about the dispatch of OBL being “justice”, it must be killing them to know that John Wayne was right:

    “Out here, due process is a bullet.”

  101. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

    And came and did the exact same thing for almost 6 months every time we used the oven – he could stil smell the lamb.

    Awwww, how adorable 🙂

    BRAD!!!!

    *smooooch*

  102. GMLand May 3, 2011 at 4:16 pm #

    Very important update:

    It has stopped raining in Nashville. We have gone almost 2.5 hours without rain. Bin Laden still dead.

    phin

  103. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 3, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    That article would certainly explain why Obama was able to look like he was “keeping a secret” all weekend long – he didn’t know WTF was going on behind his back.

    And given that Panetta and Petraeus are both rumored to be leaving their positions shortly, now would have been the only time this could have happened.

    It certainly seemed as if Brennan and Obama weren’t aware of the intricacies of the plan – which would fit with not having been involved in the planning phases.

    Who knows? But this particular article does appear to have an awful lot of information that only someone who was close to the action would have known –

  104. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX May 3, 2011 at 4:19 pm #

    Bin Laden still dead.

    Him and Generalissimo Francisco Franco…..

  105. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    *sniffs*

    This poat is starting to smell like some jhadis with dinars to burn in the local whorehouse goat pen.

    One of you should go out and find teh funneh and bring it back.

  106. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 4:26 pm #

    One of you should go out and find teh funneh and bring it back.

    I live too far from Brad.

  107. Jazz May 3, 2011 at 4:32 pm #

    It has stopped raining in Nashville.

    Well, there’s thirteen hundred and fifty-two guitar pickers in Nashville, and they can pick more notes than the number of ants on a Tennessee ant hill…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4p7prURvIk

  108. agiledog May 3, 2011 at 4:34 pm #

    He said funneh, not pathetic, Aggie.

  109. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere May 3, 2011 at 4:34 pm #

    Obama leaked that story.

    If we had stuck to the first one given, his Imam was gonna be really pissed with him.

    He would have had to spent the whole weekend praying toward Mecca and done 1000 “Death to America!” chants.
    Stuff like that really cuts into a guy’s golf game, knowwhutimean?

  110. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 4:38 pm #

    He said funneh, not pathetic, Aggie.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  111. MCPO Airdale May 3, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    Who can I turn to when nobody needs me?

    http://bit.ly/j9hl02

  112. LC Aggie Sith May 3, 2011 at 5:06 pm #

    Thanks for that, MCPO.

    FOr some reason, I’m now singing “Mack the Knife”…

  113. Dick May 3, 2011 at 5:28 pm #

    new poat

  114. GMLand May 3, 2011 at 5:32 pm #

    *knocks over granny on way to new poat*

    • PattyAnn May 3, 2011 at 6:05 pm #

      “knocks over granny”

      Hey! That hurt!

      • PattyAnn May 3, 2011 at 6:15 pm #

        She is uncivilized. She has no class or manners. My mother would knock me into next Sunday if I failed to acknowledge acts committed for my benefit or comfort.

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