Saturday Morning Funnies

30 Apr

Having worked for the illustrious company, I found this rather amusing:

I was watching a boxing match a few months ago that had a WTF moment:

Honestly, I’m still trying to figure out how that was approved by the merchandisers….

Have a great Saturday!!!

53 Responses to “Saturday Morning Funnies”

  1. Dick April 30, 2011 at 8:22 am #

    Good morning, world!

    I’m off to the salt mines for fun and prizes!

  2. Jazz April 30, 2011 at 9:00 am #

    Chinga te, Mundo!!!!

    Buenas dias!

  3. GMLand April 30, 2011 at 9:07 am #

    at the salt mines with ya this morning Dick…

  4. Jazz April 30, 2011 at 9:21 am #

    A must listen. Get your gray sweatsock ready, too.

    http://tinyurl.com/6j5mo3r

    If you want some serious, serious red meat, start at 4:20. Just when you think you got the best, it gets better.

  5. GMLand April 30, 2011 at 9:52 am #

    Jazz, that was chocolate cake for the soul right there!

  6. LC Aggie Sith April 30, 2011 at 10:02 am #

    WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    Good morning, y’all!!!

  7. Jazz April 30, 2011 at 10:02 am #

    Dude, I want to cut it and make a ringtone out of it for my phone.

  8. Jazz April 30, 2011 at 10:06 am #

    hey, Ags!

  9. LC Aggie Sith April 30, 2011 at 10:07 am #

    Wow….just wow, Jazz.

    What a clip.

  10. LC Aggie Sith April 30, 2011 at 10:10 am #

    Nice to see you here on a Saturday, Jazz!!!

    *hugs*

  11. Jazz April 30, 2011 at 10:17 am #

    i’m off like your momma’s panties at a railroad depot

  12. Jazz April 30, 2011 at 10:18 am #

    Thanks, Ags! Have a great day! 🙂

  13. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 12:20 pm #

    Nice clip, jazzhands!

  14. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 30, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    One pill makes you larger
    And one pill makes you small…

    So I take one pill, and apparently get too much dosage, so I have to take another one to negate the effects of the first one, which makes all of the symptoms come back. It’s too early in the day for this….

    Oh, and I think I may be getting a new e-mail addy – Xferring everything over to Gmail, and joining the rest of the cool kids –

    Mr. TiFW is helping me Xfer all of my files over from his laptop, and my dad is sending me a stand-alone hard-drive box that should allow us to Xfer the rest of my files from the dead desktop unit.

    I might just be able to figure this all out after all….

  15. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 30, 2011 at 1:00 pm #

    Seeing this really put a smile on my face:

    http://tinyurl.com/3ogamo7

    The press is finding out that even though they were nice to Obama, they’re still gonna get eaten…..

  16. LC Aggie Sith April 30, 2011 at 1:46 pm #

    I read about that, Teresa. Too little too late for the morons 😉

    Oh, and I do Yoo Hoo mail, not Gee Mail. I guess I’m not cool….

  17. Dick April 30, 2011 at 3:10 pm #

    Salt mines are done for the day. Now I gotta get all the blow up dolls and used condoms outta the truck cause Kelly wants to drive it.

  18. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 30, 2011 at 3:27 pm #

    How do you know he REALLY loves you?

    He’s willing to pluck that little chin hair for you….

  19. LC Aggie Sith April 30, 2011 at 3:44 pm #

    Now I gotta get all the blow up dolls and used condoms outta the truck cause Kelly wants to drive it.

    A real woman would decorate with them, Dick.

    *tweaks blowup doll on mantel*

  20. MCPO Airdale April 30, 2011 at 6:19 pm #

    I have driven Herself’s Escape exactly 3 times since she bought it in October.

  21. MCPO Airdale April 30, 2011 at 8:22 pm #

    Daddy! Daddy! I didn’t mean to kill it!!

  22. beasn April 30, 2011 at 9:07 pm #

    It’s no way to do business,” wrote Politico’s Julie Mason, “especially [for] a candidate who prides himself on transparency.”

    When has he ever you dipshits.

  23. beasn April 30, 2011 at 9:10 pm #

    Okay, so I’ve been a hawk on saving and a nazi on trying to keep the credit card bills low.

    Today, I see an American Express bill in the drawer and go to see how much it is. The husband grabbed it out of my hand and said ‘dammit, you can’t see that until after the 3rd’.

    That is our anniversary. Twenty-five years.

    Hmmmmm…I went and peeked.

    *faints*

  24. roamingfirehydrant April 30, 2011 at 9:14 pm #

    Life at Dad’s – sleep, eat, nap, eat some more. I brought what I could salvage out of the freezer and fridge, so at least I’m not hitting Dad’s wallet.

  25. roamingfirehydrant April 30, 2011 at 9:36 pm #

    BiW, thank you for the sweet poat earlier.

  26. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 30, 2011 at 9:43 pm #

    So spill, Beasn – whatcha gettin’?

  27. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 30, 2011 at 9:49 pm #

    So I go to visit Facechimp today, and notice that DD#2 has a new profile picture from her recent trip to West Texas for some kind of “extra credit” trip she took with one of her classes to do some nature stuff.

    Decide to look at some of her other pics from the trip, and there’s a pic of her holding a WATER MOCCASIN THAT SHE FOUND AND PICKED UP.

    That girl’s gonna be the death of me…..

  28. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 9:56 pm #

    It’s no way to do business,” wrote Politico’s Julie Mason, “especially [for] a candidate who prides himself on transparency.”

    *adds those sweet, sweet tears of liberal disappointment to drink, glides on endorphine rush*

  29. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 9:59 pm #

    BiW, thank you for the sweet poat earlier.

    Everyone feels the same way. I just didn’t think it woud strike the appropriate note to poat the pic of Dick and Jazz dancing a nekkid jig when they heard the news as Xbad called the tune, also skyclad.

  30. MCPO Airdale April 30, 2011 at 10:00 pm #

    BiW – And yet they will forgive him and cast their votes. This time not in ignorance, but in support of his socialist agenda.

  31. roamingfirehydrant April 30, 2011 at 10:05 pm #

    the pic of Dick and Jazz Aggie dancing a nekkid jig

    fixd 😀

  32. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 10:06 pm #

    BiW – And yet they will forgive him and cast their votes. This time not in ignorance, but in support of his socialist agenda.

    And they will wail and knash their teeth, as they roll around in agony and sack cloth and ashes when they learn that they too are “rich” and will have to contribute to Commerade Obama’s Amerikan Soviet States.

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 10:08 pm #

    the pic of Dick and Jazz Aggie dancing a nekkid jig

    Aggie would at least be wearing pearls, which would make the pic both respectable and hawt.

  34. MCPO Airdale April 30, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

  35. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 10:22 pm #

    Ginger Baker…

  36. roamingfirehydrant April 30, 2011 at 10:29 pm #

    (((HUGS))) to all my friends. I have to sign off for the day and give up the interwebz. Thank you again for all the prayers.

  37. Dick April 30, 2011 at 10:33 pm #

    <Aggie would at least be wearing an authentic pearl necklace, which would make the pic both respectable, real, and hawt.

    Fixt it for ya.

  38. MCPO Airdale April 30, 2011 at 10:35 pm #

    G’night, Miss Roamy!

  39. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    *hides chainsaw from Dick*

  40. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 10:44 pm #

    We hit 100 flags!!!!

    Woo Hoo.

  41. xbradtc April 30, 2011 at 10:48 pm #

    How gay is that?

    **polishes that little bit of computer screen showing Lichtenstein**

  42. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 10:57 pm #

    95 deutch visitors…I guess we are going to have to post some of the Hoff’s videos…

  43. xbradtc April 30, 2011 at 11:10 pm #

    I don’t think we need to stoop that low…

  44. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 11:11 pm #

    How about some Katerina Witt pics?

  45. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 11:15 pm #

    Dick could post some pics of Dieter…

  46. xbradtc April 30, 2011 at 11:23 pm #

    I had a mad crush on Kat Witt…

  47. xbradtc April 30, 2011 at 11:24 pm #

    http://tinyurl.com/3nvto57

  48. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 11:31 pm #

    For our German readers:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ot_katYYiU

  49. xbradtc April 30, 2011 at 11:34 pm #

    Why do you hate us, Biw?

  50. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 11:36 pm #

    I need a palate cleanser after that travesty.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjCw3-YTffo

  51. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 11:42 pm #

    That was tasty. I do believe I’ll have another.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDnlU6rPfwY&NR=1

  52. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 30, 2011 at 11:50 pm #

    And as long as we’re courting the Canadian visitors

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLsQ08k1lAA

  53. xbradtc April 30, 2011 at 11:51 pm #

    Dick, a very quick glance at Bing image search found LOTS of pics of her bewbs from her Playboy shoot.

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