Back to the salt mines!!!!!

25 Apr

And get to work!

I expect some quality production today outta you maggots.

93 Responses to “Back to the salt mines!!!!!”

  1. Dick April 25, 2011 at 7:24 am #

    Yep, this should do it.

  2. Car in April 25, 2011 at 7:29 am #

    Morning.

    Gotta drive hubby to his doc appointment in a bit.

    He doesn’t read the fine print until an hour before his appointment?

    Oye.

  3. Dick April 25, 2011 at 7:39 am #

    That’s normal from guys.

  4. roamy April 25, 2011 at 8:36 am #

    Rocketboy has the day off from school, Mini-me does not. Serious sibling taunting last night.

  5. roamy April 25, 2011 at 8:50 am #

    Off to work, y’all have a good day.

  6. GMLand April 25, 2011 at 8:58 am #

    Morning all!

    Here’s mud in your thighs.

  7. agiledog April 25, 2011 at 9:00 am #

    Here’s mud in your thighs.

    Mud wrestling again?

  8. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 9:00 am #

    Good morning.

    IE sucks donkey ass. On the upside, I met my weightloss goal.

    WHEEEE!!!!

  9. GMLand April 25, 2011 at 9:11 am #

    Weight loss goal? What a coincidence! 😉

  10. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 9:15 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Yes, GML, I did it! I weigh 120. Well, 120 and a smidge, I think.

    But better than 134 😉

    And how YOU doin’??

  11. GMLand April 25, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    What do you weigh now that lent is over and the liquor cabinet door finally flung open?! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  12. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 9:29 am #

    Well, smartass, I weighed myself THIS MORNING 😛

    And yes, I had three margaritas yesterday. And two chocolate muffins. And three Peeps. And ice cream.

    And I still beat your ass!!!

  13. agiledog April 25, 2011 at 10:14 am #

    And I still beat your ass!!!

    And he liked it!

    Next time, use a cat-o-nine-tails instead of a flogger.

  14. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 25, 2011 at 10:24 am #

    I always tell people that my weight goal was to double my HS weight. I’ve done that and then some, so I’m good…. 😉

    Now if I could just figure out how to get links to work when I send them to myself using this new IE/Hotmail software that was preloaded on my new laptop, I’d be a happy woman for at least 1/2 hour –

  15. Jay in Ames April 25, 2011 at 10:45 am #

    Well, I gained a pound this weekend, but that’s a win considering how good the roast beef and ham was.

    Still down 30 this year!

  16. MCPO Airdale April 25, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    “Allo, ‘allo, ‘allo! What have we got here then?

  17. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 25, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    Hey! It is raining.

    Thatisall.

  18. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    Next time, use a cat-o-nine-tails instead of a flogger.

    Actually, I used a silk whip. He seemed to like it 😉

    Still down 30 this year!

    Congrats, J’Ames!! *gives J’Ames high five*

  19. MCPO Airdale April 25, 2011 at 11:38 am #

    I’m down 18 lbs. 10 more to go!

  20. Jay in Ames April 25, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    congrats, MCPO! I still have 30 left, but the goal is for January.

  21. Dick April 25, 2011 at 11:46 am #

    Wow… I just drove a truck in the rain for the first time in 17-18 years without any anti-lock brakes.

    That’ll get your adrenaline going.

  22. Dick April 25, 2011 at 11:49 am #

    I shit myself twice coming home, so there’s about two pounds gone.

  23. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 11:50 am #

    Good morning. Have I pissed anyone here off lately?

  24. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 11:52 am #

    I shit myself twice coming home, so there’s about two pounds gone.

    Quicksand or clay?

  25. Dick April 25, 2011 at 11:52 am #

    No. Ya have to go back and try it again!

  26. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 25, 2011 at 11:53 am #

    Good morning. Have I pissed anyone here off lately?

    *shoots Jazz in the face with a cannon full of hungry pissed off honey badgers, fire ants, and used CFL bulbs*

  27. Dick April 25, 2011 at 11:53 am #

    Jazz, the ABS in my truck decided to fail this weekend as well. I just pulled the plug on the system rather than have one side work and throw me into a spin.

  28. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 11:54 am #

    Holy shit, Dick!

    And congrats to you, too, MCPO.

    *gives hugs to everyone*

    *wonders who groped her ass*

  29. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 25, 2011 at 11:54 am #

    I shit myself twice coming home, so there’s about two pounds gone.

    Quicksand or clay?

    Runny Shart with a slight greenish cast to it.

  30. Jay in Ames April 25, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Good morning. Have I pissed anyone here off lately?

    Well, that’s better than being pissed ON!

  31. Dick April 25, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    *wonders who groped her ass*

    Heh…

  32. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Have I pissed anyone here off lately?

    Guess not, so you’re doing it wrong.

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 25, 2011 at 11:56 am #

    *wonders who groped her ass*

    *raises hand*

  34. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 25, 2011 at 11:57 am #

    Well, that’s better than being pissed ON!

    Said the condom to the urinal.

  35. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    Figures it was more than one….

  36. Dick April 25, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    For all the Taliban who read this site. I’d just as soon slit your throats, but congrats on the escape you guys pulled off.

  37. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    *shoots Jazz in the face with a cannon full of hungry pissed off honey badgers, fire ants, and used CFL bulbs*

    Hahahah – FAIL. No one uses CFL bulbs!

  38. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 12:10 pm #

    Runny Shart with a slight greenish cast to it.

    Whoah. That’s valuable, like ambergris.

  39. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 25, 2011 at 12:14 pm #

    I’m told it makes the primo jenkem.

  40. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 12:19 pm #

    That movie always brings me to tears, Dick.

  41. Car in April 25, 2011 at 12:22 pm #

    I still fit in my jeans.

    that’s all I’m going for so I’m good.

  42. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 12:23 pm #

    This woman makes my heartbeat hitch.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32_BE6Pf6x0

    If you’ve never seen her in concert and you’re partial to bluegrass, you won’t find a better show anywhere. She’s delightful – gracious, warm, and so very talented. It’s worth going out of your way to see one of her shows.

  43. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 12:29 pm #

    I’m told it makes the primo jenkem.

    Primary consumers? Huff-Po.

    You wonder where they get their wacky ideas?

  44. Dick April 25, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    I fit in Carin’s jeans too.
    Me and my girlish figure.

  45. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

    I fit in Carin’s jeans too.

    You stud 😉

  46. Dick April 25, 2011 at 12:48 pm #

    You stud 😉

    Not hardly. I was neutered as a small child of six months.
    My folks mistook me for the puppy.

  47. MCPO Airdale April 25, 2011 at 12:49 pm #

    I still fit in my jeans.

    Shaddup!

  48. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 12:50 pm #

    Show me a liberal political site with a host or commenters like this:

    http://tinyurl.com/6krbtmn

  49. Car in April 25, 2011 at 12:51 pm #

    I still fit in my jeans.

    Shaddup

    Sore subject?

    😉

    Look you lost weight. Aggie lost weight. We should all be happy.

  50. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    More on that atrocious McDonald’s beating that went viral over the weekend.

    http://tinyurl.com/3b6lxq7

  51. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 25, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    It is still raining.

    That is all.

  52. Jay in Ames April 25, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    I don’t fit in my jeans. I had to get new ones.

    *snicker

  53. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 1:04 pm #

    I love the rain, BiW. 🙂

  54. Car in April 25, 2011 at 1:07 pm #

    I just figured out what those chicks were doing with that horse.

  55. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    Interesting.

    http://tinyurl.com/3t4a5cb

  56. agiledog April 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    Jazz, you’re not fighting fair! I was prepared to be in a foul mood most of the day, and you go and link her!

    Did you know that the lead vocalist for Union Station is the guy who did the main singing for the soundtrack of “Brother, Where art thou?”

  57. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    Wish we would get some rain down here. All overcast right now, and still.

  58. agiledog April 25, 2011 at 1:10 pm #

    Look you lost weight. Aggie lost weight. We should all be happy.

    Except those of us who found it.

  59. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 1:11 pm #

    Don’t look at me, AD. I sent mine to Hubby. He told me he found it 😉

  60. Dick April 25, 2011 at 1:18 pm #

    I haven’t lost any weight, and now I’m outta here to go bid a job.

  61. agiledog April 25, 2011 at 1:22 pm #

    Aggie – we’d be pleased-as-punch to send you some of our rain, if we could just figure out how to get it there. My sister, who lives in Seattle, was visiting this weekend – she said she felt right at home.

  62. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 1:27 pm #

    For those who haven’t watched it, Restrepo will be shown tonight on NatGeo at 9 PM EST.

  63. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 1:29 pm #

    Holy cow, AD.

    I’ll take any rain. Stand outside and blow into it this way…

  64. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 1:30 pm #

    Did you know that the lead vocalist for Union Station is the guy who did the main singing for the soundtrack of “Brother, Where art thou?”

    Her whole band is stellar. Jerry Douglas – her dobro player – is world-class sick. That guy is amazing. “O Brother” had just come out before my first AK&US show. AK made a big deal about Dan Tyminski singing for George Clowney, and rightfully so. “Man of Constant Sorrow” is almost an intoxicant, it’s so easy to listen to.

    I’m kind of glad I ruined your bad mood. 🙂 It’s really hard not to like AK.

  65. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 25, 2011 at 1:32 pm #

    We got rain last night and this morning. Mr. TiFW was working on the garden yesterday, and took down a retaining wall – I’m assuming that’s what did it….

    BE CAREFUL, DICK!!!!!

  66. GMLand April 25, 2011 at 1:41 pm #

    BE CAREFUL, DICK!!!!!

    – – – – –

    aahhhhhh, prom night.

    I lost and gained weight over the weekend. I weigh this many – *holds hands about 4 feet apart*

  67. Dick April 25, 2011 at 2:31 pm #

    Back from the estimate. Now my plate is full for the week. Just need the rain to take a break.
    And yep, I’m sorta careful these days.

  68. Dick April 25, 2011 at 2:33 pm #

    My exact weight at this time is… 196lbs.

  69. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 2:52 pm #

    My exact weight at this time is… 196lbs.

    Verra nice….grrrrowl 😉

  70. GMLand April 25, 2011 at 3:21 pm #

    Hey guys – just fyi. Ahn-Hell (aka Brian Dors) is on his way here to my office for a few beers and pitting in Nashville for the night before continuing on his cross country trip. I will post pics shortly!

  71. Dick April 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm #

    Hahahahaha!
    God hates obama as seen on Easter evening.
    http://tiny.cc/y6ogr

  72. Dick April 25, 2011 at 3:27 pm #

    Hey guys – just fyi. Ahn-Hell (aka Brian Dors)

    Never heard of ’em.

  73. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 3:39 pm #

    He means USGA, Dick.

    God hates obama

    WORD!!!

  74. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 25, 2011 at 3:46 pm #

    Saw that earlier, Dick – guess I forgot to post it here. That’s what he gets for not sending an Easter greeting to all of the Christians around the world.

    I’m not a big believer in omens/signs/etc., but I may make an exception in this case. I think the Big Guy was sending a message LOUD AND CLEAR to the Bamster last night….

    GML, give USGA a BIG hug from me!

  75. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 3:53 pm #

    GML, make sure you whet his appetite for the taste of Crushed Taliban.

  76. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    This is great satire riffing on the stupidest post of all time.

    http://tinyurl.com/3pp2bau

    • PattyAnn April 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

      Sorry to barge in here like this but I’ve been trying to tell you guys I’ll be back ASAP–my hard drive died.

  77. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    Doug Ross has launched a new conservative news aggregator:

    http://trendingright.com/trendr0.htm

    It has no RSS feed yet, but it has a BOATLOAD of stories. According to the header:

    TrendingRight: an automated news service that monitors social networks for the most popular conservative news.

  78. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 4:24 pm #

    Well, hurry up, PA!!! 😀

  79. GMLand April 25, 2011 at 4:31 pm #

    I like that Jazz! Great idear….!

  80. Jay in Ames April 25, 2011 at 4:35 pm #

    Wow, that site is gonna make an RSS reader go crazy. Nice one, jazz!

  81. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

    Orly Taitz is back at it again.

    http://tinyurl.com/64s5baa

    This is what I think of every time I see “Orly Taitz.”

  82. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 4:49 pm #

    If you pair that pic with a pic of a hairy taint, that’s what what I think of when I hear “Orly Taitz.”

  83. Jazz April 25, 2011 at 5:03 pm #

    Driving.

  84. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 25, 2011 at 5:03 pm #

    Great. Now colleges are teaching students how to beat people up in the name of labor:

    http://biggovernment.com/publius/2011/04/25/union-official-professor-teach-college-course-in-violent-union-tactics/

    And yeah, I called the Chancellor’s office (314-516-5252). Not only are they aware of this, they have a person handling ALL of the calls they are sure to be getting over the next few days…..

  85. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 25, 2011 at 5:48 pm #

    *sharts*

  86. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 25, 2011 at 6:01 pm #

    Does anybody want to read these emails for me? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller?

  87. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 6:04 pm #

    Does anybody want to read these emails for me?

    Depends…. are they work-related? Then the answer is “no”.

  88. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 25, 2011 at 6:07 pm #

    Abso-lutely!

    Just trying to guage how ^$%#*(@@)$)! up this situation is.

  89. LC Aggie Sith April 25, 2011 at 6:22 pm #

    I do not envy you your job, BisW.

    I wish I could do something…. like bring you your Smart Water, maybe.

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