Happy Easter

24 Apr

I was looking for a proper Peasant way to say Happy Easter, and I think this is it.

Y’all have a great day!

<b>IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!! [BiW]</b>

Another Update (MCPO):  Take that, Satan!

124 Responses to “Happy Easter”

  1. roamingfirehydrant April 24, 2011 at 8:51 am #

    **whistles

  2. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 9:33 am #

    How sweet, Roamy!!

    Good morning and a Blessed Easter to you!!

  3. roamingfirehydrant April 24, 2011 at 9:35 am #

    There was a good one of Jesus kicking Satan in the nuts, but I couldn’t quite bring myself to use that one.

    Good morning, Aggie!

  4. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 9:37 am #

    Oh, and last night I found that I had been unfriended by the last holdout from the other blog brouhaha.

    And it’s Easter, so I can toast to that!

  5. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 9:39 am #

    Jesus kicking Satan in the nuts

    Well, now….. The way I see it, it’s allegorical 😉

  6. roamingfirehydrant April 24, 2011 at 9:47 am #

    Sorry about the unfriending, Aggie. I’m in the middle of a family feud, and I don’t make a very good peacemaker.

  7. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 9:51 am #

    Holy cow, Roamy. Sorry to hear that, dear.

    As to the unfriending, it’s no biggie. I’m amazed it took her that long, frankly 😉

  8. roamingfirehydrant April 24, 2011 at 10:02 am #

    My ex-SIL is blaming the whole world when it’s her own damn fault. There are good reasons why my brother divorced her.

  9. roamingfirehydrant April 24, 2011 at 10:21 am #

    But…it’s Easter, there are eggs to hide, chocolate to enjoy, and sauerbraten to cook, so it will be a good day. See y’all later. (((squishy hugs)))

  10. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 24, 2011 at 11:09 am #

    I thought the last pic was a nice touch.

  11. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 11:21 am #

    Happy Easter, my invisible friends!

  12. beasn April 24, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    Happy Easter everybody! Gonna go get a nap in before the in-laws come over.

    And then….COOKIES!! I can now haz them. Beasnette almost overdosed on M&Ms this morning. (all sweeties were ‘given up’ for Lent).

  13. beasn April 24, 2011 at 11:24 am #

    I’m in the middle of a family feud, and I don’t make a very good peacemaker

    I hear ya. My patience for willful ignorance has been depleted.

  14. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 24, 2011 at 11:25 am #

    This poat now has an impotent update.

  15. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 11:27 am #

    Awesome update, BisW!!!

    I had two, TWO chocolate chip muffins this morning!!

    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

  16. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 11:31 am #

    I added another update. . .

  17. Car in April 24, 2011 at 11:32 am #

    Howdy folks.

    Busy day.

  18. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 11:33 am #

    I think that was the pic Roamy was talking about, MCPO 😆

  19. Car in April 24, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    My step brother and his wife may be invading my house today.

    I am NOT amused.

  20. Car in April 24, 2011 at 11:35 am #

    Jesus kicks ASS.

  21. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 11:35 am #

    May be invading, Carin?

    What gives?

  22. Car in April 24, 2011 at 11:40 am #

    Oh, you know. They may come. They may not.

    Nice, huh?

    They weren’t coming, they last night my dad told me they may be able to make it.

    so irritated.

    they are always late. I told my dad we are eating promptly at 4 pm.

    He’s nervous, because he knows they NEVER can show on time. He always used to wait for him (and his wife) – whenever they showed up, that’s when everyone else got to eat. didn’t matter – the ENTIRE family could be here – uncles, grandpa. But we all waited for them.

    HoMEy don’t play that game.

  23. Car in April 24, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    and, it’s irritating because I’m making Prime Rib.

    Yea, they wanna show for THAT. they’re not exactly light eaters either.

    they show up, eat, leave. They don’t bring anything.

    And it’s not as if “I” invited them. They’re just rude and it really irritates me.

    Last time, my bil downloaded something and blew through my bandwidth in 45 min.

  24. Car in April 24, 2011 at 11:43 am #

    OH, and I forgot the best part. the last time he and his wife were here – I was at my MIL’s house. Anyway – we get home and they’re eating (it’s – like – 10 pm @@) and my brother is sitting at the table with his laptop. ON THE COMPUTER while everyone is talking. Christmas Eve dinner.

    Nice.

  25. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 11:43 am #

    Jesus isn’t the only one who kicks ass around here, apparently!!

    I wouldn’t wait on them either. In fact, I would not even put places at the table for them. Sure, set aside some food just in case, but that’s it.

  26. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 11:44 am #

    Carin – Patience. Our guests were supposed to be here yesterday. Said they could not make it until today. Threw the whole weekend out the window for me. But, “It is what it is.”

  27. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 24, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    Car in I think I’d have a can of SPAM ready for them, just in case.

  28. Car in April 24, 2011 at 11:46 am #

    Watch, they’re going to show up late, and then act all put out that we didn’t wait for them.

    I told my dad that my mil likes to GET IN AND GET OUT.

    It’s a two hour drive, so she’ be ansty to head home.

    I mean, we bought it thinking just she was coming to dinner. Now my stepmother and my half brother.

    They’re atheists, so it’s not like it’s a holiday for them.

  29. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 11:47 am #

    Carin, they sound like my inlaws. I was peeved when one time my FIL brought his laptop and connected to my dial-up (hey, this was in 97 or so), and got pissed off AT ME when a call booted him off.

    From that day on, I made three rules when they come to visit: no internet, no dogs, and no drinking. They would bring their dogs and let them run around my house, scratching up the wood floors and terrorizing my babies. Oh, and they drink about $400 worth of liquor a week.

    To this day, the rule is in effect. They come once a year, maybe.

  30. Car in April 24, 2011 at 11:47 am #

    The difference, chief, is that they are your guests.

    You prolly WANT to see them.

    My bil and his wife weren’t invited by me. They prolly just called my dad up to see if they could get a free holiday dinner.

    I swear. They’ll show up to eat (late) and then head home.

  31. Car in April 24, 2011 at 11:48 am #

    de three rules when they come to visit: no internet, no dogs, and no drinking.

    How do YOU make it through?

    I usually have to drink when they’re here.

    Not today, because I’m to get a run in after the festivities.

  32. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 11:50 am #

    No drinking for them 😀

    Seriously, I just take my time, and push pins in the voodoo dolls.

    What?

  33. PattyAnn April 24, 2011 at 11:58 am #

    Carin, I’m with BiW–if they’re there on time, they get prime rib. If they come late, sorry all that’s left is Spam. Hahaha.
    John and I are having Easter dinner just the two of us. Will be lots of leftover ham this week. Just can’t bring myself to buy a small ham. If you’re going to have ham, have ham.
    Happy Easter to all of you lovely people.

  34. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    Hoppy Easter to you and John, PattyAnn!!

    I got a big spiral cut ham, too. And only three of us here. My sis will get some when she returns from Kentucky, though.

  35. Dick April 24, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    Happy Easter to all my friends. The rest of you can fuck off and die.

    I believe Kel’s roasting a chicken for us today. Should be tasty.

  36. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    Sigh… I wish Kelly were my wife (SYWM).

  37. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 24, 2011 at 12:22 pm #

    Kelly is teh awesome.

    We’re having salmon and ham at my in-laws.

  38. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 24, 2011 at 12:23 pm #

    I’ll have Casting Crowns’ Glorius Day turned up in the car on the way to church.

  39. Dick April 24, 2011 at 1:08 pm #

    I’m spoiled, and love it.

  40. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 1:11 pm #

    I’m spoiled, and love it.

    Yes, you are, and just so we’re clear here, I got dibs on Kelly. BisW has a wife already, and I don’t 😉

  41. Dick April 24, 2011 at 1:15 pm #

    Mmmm… THREE WAY! COMING UP!!!!!

  42. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 1:45 pm #

    THREE WAY! COMING UP!!!!!

    This would be a bit creepy coming from anyone else. But from you, it’s just normal 😉

  43. Dick April 24, 2011 at 2:00 pm #

    Crap… The ABS (anti-lock brake system) light just came on.
    God hates me.

  44. Dick April 24, 2011 at 2:01 pm #

    I’m gonna go look at that truck again. bbl.

  45. roamingfirehydrant April 24, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    Thank you, MCPO, you’re braver than I am. I do like that pic.

  46. PattyAnn April 24, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

    Aggie, I just ran across this on someone’s signature line:
    “Muffins are for people who don’t have the balls to order cake for breakfast.”

  47. Dick April 24, 2011 at 3:22 pm #

    Yep, still there, and still a truck.

  48. xbradtc April 24, 2011 at 3:30 pm #

    Happy Easter, folks.

    PattyAnn, I’m with you, in re: hams. Go big or go home.

    10# ham for just mom and me.

    Car in, try not to stab anyone with a trident.

  49. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 3:38 pm #

    “Muffins are for people who don’t have the balls to order cake for breakfast.”

    I need that for my van 😀

    Happy Easter, Brad!!!

    *smooches*

  50. Dick April 24, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    Oops! I meant to give Aggie this earlier.

    Today’s a special day for our girl.

  51. PattyAnn April 24, 2011 at 4:04 pm #

    “Crap… The ABS (anti-lock brake system) light just came on.
    God hates me.”

    I just hit and ran at my last comment, so didn’t see this. Hey, Dick, you wanna go halfsies on a truck? You can drive it for jobs and I get to take it to the grocery store and doctor.

    EXACTLY, Xbad!

  52. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

    I meant to give Aggie this earlier.

    I love Dick, and I’m not afraid to say it!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  53. Dick April 24, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

    PA, no way in hell you’d wanna share a truck with me.
    I’m usually half covered in mortar when I climb in my truck at the end of the day, and that ol’ pickup’s looks prove it.
    But those abs lights (I simply disconnected the ABS computer so now I have nothing but regular brakes, which I gotta remember) coming on after all the other crap are kinda making me think that it’s time. Payment or not.

  54. PattyAnn April 24, 2011 at 4:15 pm #

    Dick, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to get another truck. Someone’s trying to tell you something.

    And, I love this song

  55. Dick April 24, 2011 at 4:15 pm #

    Aggie, can ya raise a glass tonight?

  56. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 24, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    Sometimes, Dick, ya just gotta stick a crowbar in the old wallet and buy a new jalopy….

    Get somethin’ that will allow you to give a hearty “FU!” to the car-company-executive-in-chief while you’re at it, mkay?

    That way, each time you make a payment, you can metaphorically screw him (and the unions) again!

  57. Dick April 24, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    I’m afraid you’re gonna have to get another truck. Someone’s trying to tell you something.

    Yeah, I kinda get that feeling myself.

  58. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    Aggie, can ya raise a glass tonight?

    I’m on my second margarita, Dick.

    I will be tasting Marker’s 46 tonight!

  59. Dick April 24, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    Teresa, I’m simply thinkin’ about a new Chevy.
    They seem to last… *runs out and looks at odometer* about 200,000 miles or so.

  60. Dick April 24, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    I’m on my second margarita, Dick.

    That’s my girl!!!!

  61. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 24, 2011 at 4:34 pm #

    Be of good cheer, fellow pilgrims – Bambi couldn’t even fill a hall in SAN FRANCISCO (read to the end):

    http://tinyurl.com/3csa3pp

    If he can’t pull in supporters in SanFran, he’s in REAL trouble…..

  62. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 4:46 pm #

    Third margarita. And after Teresa’s link, I need it.

    WHEEEE!!!!

  63. Dick April 24, 2011 at 5:26 pm #

    The Easter Bunny just came in our yard!
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    I turned Bear loose on it. soooooooo sooooorryyyyyyyyyy.

  64. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 5:37 pm #

    I turned Bear loose on it. soooooooo sooooorryyyyyyyyyy.

    Is there enough left for stew? Or maybe one kabob??

  65. Dick April 24, 2011 at 6:04 pm #

    He never leaves anything behind, Aggie.

    When it comes to the squirrels he catches. He eats the entire squirrel. Head, tail, balls, asshole, guts, etc, etc…

    Bear totally turns into Cujo with squirrels, rabbits, and other dogs. Well, besides Patton.

  66. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 6:30 pm #

    Man! Dinner was grand. Herself outdid herself today.

  67. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 6:33 pm #

    Darn….

    *puts away stew fixins*

  68. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

    Mmmmmmm!

    http://xrl.in/8vsf

  69. Dick April 24, 2011 at 6:54 pm #

    That’s one fine lookin’ hunk’o meat there, Chief.

  70. Dick April 24, 2011 at 6:55 pm #

    Kelly threw a five dollar barnyard pimp in the oven about thirty minutes ago.

  71. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 6:58 pm #

    Nice, Dick. I bet it’s a young ‘un, huh?

    Dinner here was good. Kids ate it, so that’s a point in my favor.

  72. PattyAnn April 24, 2011 at 7:06 pm #

    That looks delicious. Herself always sets such a beautiful table (I saw a Christmas table in another picture there). Please tell me that she did not make that tablecloth.

  73. PattyAnn April 24, 2011 at 7:08 pm #

    Dick, I love roasted chicken. We had charro beans, 99 cent/lb. shank ham and cornbread. It was good.

  74. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 7:09 pm #

    I love the art of table-setting, PattyAnn. Used to enjoy doing it for my mother when she had guests over.

    Then I had kids, and have plastic plates and drinkware.

    Sigh….

  75. PattyAnn April 24, 2011 at 7:14 pm #

    It is an art, Aggie. *wonders where her individual salt and pepper shakers are*

  76. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 7:15 pm #

    You have individual S&P shakers, too??

    I even have SALT DISHES!!!

    I’m sick…

  77. PattyAnn April 24, 2011 at 7:17 pm #

    HAHAHAHA, Aggie! We call the salt dishes “salt cellars”. They have little spoons.

  78. Dick April 24, 2011 at 7:17 pm #

    I find it amazing that you can still buy an entire, plucked and gutted chicken from Albertson’s or wherever for just $5. Especially when freaking bread is damn near $3 a loaf.

  79. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 7:18 pm #

    YES!!!!!! SALT CELLARS!!!!!!

    WITH SPOONS!!!!!!!!

    I have 12.

    *enrolls in table-setters anonymous*

  80. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 7:19 pm #

    PattyAnn – Herself bought that tablecloth in St. Thomas in 1988.

  81. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 7:20 pm #

    We have those tiny salt ‘n pepper shakers too.

  82. PattyAnn April 24, 2011 at 7:20 pm #

    HAHAHA! Aggie, you’re as silly (and awesome) as I am 😉

    Now, all my pretties are packed up and will be passed to GDs. But I enjoyed them when I felt like having pretty tables.

  83. PattyAnn April 24, 2011 at 7:23 pm #

    Dick, I like that teak wood. I have a salt grinder by the stove.

    MCPO, I felt so much better when you said Herself bought that. 😉

  84. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 7:27 pm #

    Everyone needs a salt box for the stove.

  85. Dick April 24, 2011 at 7:28 pm #

    Chief,
    They’re dropping like flies.
    http://www.navytimes.com/news/2011/04/navy-amphib-ponce-co-xo-fired-in-mediterranean-042311/

  86. Dick April 24, 2011 at 7:28 pm #

    Hahahahahahaha!

    I’m gonna try to get 25% off a truck that has 6% markup.

  87. PattyAnn April 24, 2011 at 7:32 pm #

    You learned Obama math! Hahahaha

  88. Dick April 24, 2011 at 7:34 pm #

    Nawww… I’m just an asshole who knows the Chevy system.

  89. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 7:38 pm #

    Dick – I’m thinking there is some sort of purge going on in the Officer Corps.

  90. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 7:42 pm #

    Sure looks like the Long Knives are out, MCPO.

  91. Dick April 24, 2011 at 7:48 pm #

    Chief, I’m wondering out the deadwood first before they have to start cutting loose others in order to make budget.

  92. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 7:51 pm #

    Dick – They could be rooting out the Oath Keepers.

  93. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 8:02 pm #

    So, the Long Knives analogy may be close to the truth? Wow…

  94. Dick April 24, 2011 at 8:11 pm #

    Ya never know these days, Aggie.
    Not with that fucking commie in the WH.

  95. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 8:13 pm #

    Sad but true, Dick.

  96. Dick April 24, 2011 at 8:20 pm #

    Let’s start a really believable rumor then jump into the tinfoil hat biz.

  97. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 8:27 pm #

  98. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 8:35 pm #

    Let’s start a really believable rumor then jump into the tinfoil hat biz.

    Nowadays, that isn’t so hard, is it??

    *dances with MCPO*

  99. Leonid Breshnev's Liver April 24, 2011 at 8:40 pm #

    The Easter Bunny just came in our yard!

    Bunny jizz for fish eggs. Mix the two and you get jumping fish!

  100. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 24, 2011 at 8:48 pm #

    The salmon was ok, the risotto was ok, the tater salad was bland, and SOBE puts funky shit in their green tea.

  101. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 24, 2011 at 8:50 pm #

    Took one sip and said “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?”

  102. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 8:53 pm #

    BisW!!!

    I trust you had a lovely day nonetheless?

  103. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 24, 2011 at 8:55 pm #

    Yeah…and little boy wouldn’t let me nap, either.

  104. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 9:01 pm #

    Huh, my kid would let me nap either. She kept asking me questions about Spanish.

    And she didn’t have any homework, either.

  105. Dick April 24, 2011 at 9:08 pm #

    I’m guessing the Stinkmeister spent a lovely morning in bed until 10ish, at which time his drill instructor appeared and carefully awoke him with a leisurely breakfast in bed.

    Or maybe not.

  106. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 9:11 pm #

    No entiendo una palabra de ese idioma extranjero.

  107. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 9:15 pm #

    Y yo tampoco, MCPO 😉

  108. roamingfirehydrant April 24, 2011 at 9:19 pm #

    Okay, I understand Long Knives but not Oath Keepers.

  109. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 9:24 pm #

    Roamy:

    http://oathkeepers.org/oath/

  110. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 9:27 pm #

    Dick – Mandatory time in the chapel at 0700. Well, not really mandatory, you can stay in the squad bay and scrub out shit cans.

  111. Dick April 24, 2011 at 9:29 pm #

    Roamy, the Oathkeepers kept pestering me about joining a couple of years ago. If you join, it’s an automatic marking at the AG.
    In this day and age, that’s not real smart.

  112. Dick April 24, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

    Chief, I don’t remember ever seeing a chaplain or having any sort of church service until I got to my regular unit.

  113. MCPO Airdale April 24, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

    Dick – It was part of the training schedule when I went to Boot Camp.

  114. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 9:36 pm #

    There are a lot of anonymous oathkeepers, Dick. Or so I hear.

  115. Dick April 24, 2011 at 9:39 pm #

    Aggie, that really wasn’t the impression I got, but it may very well be that way.

  116. Sean M. April 24, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

    Happy Easter, Peasants.

  117. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 9:47 pm #

    Hoppy Easter, Sean!!!

    *smoooches*

  118. xbradtc April 24, 2011 at 10:21 pm #

    Easter ham was excellent.

  119. Dick April 24, 2011 at 10:42 pm #

    Nice line of thunderstorms are coming through D/FW right now.
    The wildfires west of Ft Worth should be out by now.

  120. LC Aggie Sith April 24, 2011 at 10:46 pm #

    Hey, Brad!

    Easter ham was excellent.

    So was mine, thank goodness.

    Nice line of thunderstorms are coming through D/FW right now.

    I pray they come through here. We need it badly.

  121. Sean M. April 25, 2011 at 1:01 am #

    Easter ham was excellent.

    Same here. Nothing like tucking into a nice piece of salty pork to commemorate the Resurrection of The King of the Jews, huh?

  122. Dick April 25, 2011 at 7:24 am #

    New poat!

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