Truck Saturday

23 Apr

I think I found Dick’s new truck.

And there will still be room for the warning sticker:

THIS JUST IN!!! OUR TEAM OF CRACK INVESTIGATORS HAS RECENTLY UNCOVERED THIS CLASSIFIED PICTURE OF THE CHIEF’S LAST DUTY ASSIGNMENT…THE U.S.S. SAM SNEAD.

And because we like nice things

 

Have a good Saturday.  Or don’t.  As with most things, its up to you.

84 Responses to “Truck Saturday”

  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 5:13 pm #

    Happy Whatever! Have another drink!

  2. Dick April 23, 2011 at 5:20 pm #

    Did I mention that I love tits of all shapes and sizes?

    God bless boobies.

  3. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 5:24 pm #

    Did I mention that I love tits of all shapes and sizes?

    And that should effectively end the rumors of your gheyness.

  4. Dick April 23, 2011 at 5:31 pm #

    Okay, got the emission systems issues worked out, I think.
    (time will tell)
    The A/C is a freaking mystery to me, and I don’t wanna even discuss that fucking transmission.
    In other news, Kel and I are splurging this evening.
    Burger King.

  5. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 5:39 pm #

    This is the awesomest poat in the history of Saturday!!!

  6. roamingfirehydrant April 23, 2011 at 5:41 pm #

    Last pic – motorboating? Ur doin it rong.

  7. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 5:41 pm #

    Peasant?

  8. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 5:42 pm #

    Howdy, Roamy!!

    *hugs*

  9. roamingfirehydrant April 23, 2011 at 5:46 pm #

    **hugs Aggie**

    My kids finished dyeing their Easter eggs, then Rocketboy went to meet some friends for a movie, then Easter Vigil. I should go fold laundry, but I don’t wanna.

  10. roamingfirehydrant April 23, 2011 at 5:48 pm #

    Hahahahahaha, Aggie, yes, definitely peasant.

  11. Dick April 23, 2011 at 5:51 pm #

    Ladies!
    *puts on smarmy grin*

  12. Dick April 23, 2011 at 5:53 pm #

    My “Proud father of a US Navy Sailor” came off my truck.
    Might as well. Everything else is falling off the damn thing.

    I ordered two of these in replacement.
    http://www.cafepress.com/+proud_parent_of_a_us_sailor_sticker_bumper,243603057

  13. Dick April 23, 2011 at 5:54 pm #

    I make the Chinese look tame when it comes to pussy eating.
    At least, that’s the rumor I just started.

  14. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 5:56 pm #

    At least, that’s the rumor I just started.

    Awesome!!!

  15. Dick April 23, 2011 at 5:57 pm #

    Actually, I’m a vegetarian.

    Sorry.

  16. roamingfirehydrant April 23, 2011 at 5:58 pm #

    *thud*

  17. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 6:00 pm #

    I like the bumper sticker, Dick. If eldest goes with her current plan, I may get the Air Force one in a couple of years.

  18. Dick April 23, 2011 at 6:05 pm #

    Roamy, the one the recruiter gave me lasted maybe three months.
    Did I mention I’ve been a total bundle of nerves since Donny left for basic? This no letter stuff is gonna send me over the edge, of what, I don’t know.
    Insanity is certainly near, but first, I’m off to Burger King where my double meat whopper awaits!

    Oh, I need movie suggestions for tonight.

  19. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 6:12 pm #

    Actually, I’m a vegetarian.

    I don’t think you know what that word means, Dick…

  20. roamingfirehydrant April 23, 2011 at 6:17 pm #

    Oh, I need movie suggestions for tonight.

    War movie? Twelve O’Clock High
    Murder mystery? The Trouble With Harry
    General stupidity and mayhem? The Hangover

  21. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 6:19 pm #

    Anything by Mel Brooks.

    Anything by Hitchcock.

  22. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 6:27 pm #

    Last pic – motorboating? Ur doin it rong.

    Wrong! Any Face-to-Boob Contact is WINNING!

    Movies?

    SALT, Amazing Grace, Operation Pacific, Bonzo Goes to College, Easter Parade.

  23. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 6:31 pm #

    Grey Lady Down.

    The Abyss.

    Run Silent, Run Deep.

    Destination Toyko.

    Hellcats of the Navy.

  24. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 6:33 pm #

    Actually, I’m a vegetarian.

    I don’t think you know what that word means, Dick…

    Becoming a vagitarian cut down on my blood sugar considerably.

  25. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 6:34 pm #

    Of course, it still means serving a double meat whopper, but complaints aren’t usually on the menu.

  26. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 6:34 pm #

    Zee comments…zay are all MINE!

  27. Dick April 23, 2011 at 6:40 pm #

    Well then, it’s settled.

    We’re watching Phenomenon.

    If it’s not a classic, it should be. And we’re gonna watch it on the VCR.

  28. Dick April 23, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

    The Whopper was good and now it’s gone.
    Let the movie begin!

  29. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 6:49 pm #

    We’ll probably watch The Sorcerer’s Apprentice.

    Or Soiled White and the Sleazy Dwarfs.

    I haven’t decided yet.

  30. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 6:53 pm #

    I’m watching the kids fighting.

  31. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

    Whatever puts the turd in saturday for you.

  32. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 7:04 pm #

    Hey, if it were up to me, I would have parsed out the kids tonight, and sat in PJs to watch some violent movie while drinking a margarita.

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 7:05 pm #

    Harold and The Purple Dildo.

  34. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 7:07 pm #

    Goodnight [Sailor]Moon.

  35. roamingfirehydrant April 23, 2011 at 7:08 pm #

    Easter Vigil in less than two hours. Gotta stay sober until then.

  36. roamingfirehydrant April 23, 2011 at 7:10 pm #

    The Very Hungry Caterpillar

  37. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 7:15 pm #

    Violence and alcohol…sounds like the start of a beautiful evening.

  38. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 7:17 pm #

    The Good Fairy, and the VERY, VERY Bad Fairy.

  39. roamingfirehydrant April 23, 2011 at 7:18 pm #

    Beauty and the Beast

  40. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 7:21 pm #

    Wind in the Will Blows?

  41. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 7:23 pm #

    Violence and alcohol…sounds like the start of a beautiful evening.

    Well, yes, but I can’t drink yet.

  42. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 7:23 pm #

    Little Red Riding Hood, Boots, and Whip.

  43. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 7:23 pm #

    Dick in Jane.

    Ok, that one was too easy.

  44. MCPO Airdale April 23, 2011 at 7:56 pm #

    Whatcha do-in?

  45. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 23, 2011 at 8:20 pm #

    They’re defiling children’s stories, Chief – that’s what they’re do-in’.

    Perverts….

  46. LC Aggie Sith April 23, 2011 at 8:37 pm #

    It’s a gift, not a curse, Teresa 😉

  47. Dick April 23, 2011 at 8:57 pm #

    Okay, the movie’s over and George Malley (John Travolta) died, again.
    Ya know, medicine should’ve improved by now.

  48. MCPO Airdale April 23, 2011 at 8:59 pm #

  49. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:06 pm #

    Now we’re watching Annie, and any of you tough guys wanna take my mancard… You know the drill.

  50. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 9:08 pm #

    Annie…wow, you will go to lengths to get some, won’t you?

  51. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 9:09 pm #

    The boys are watching “First Kid”.

  52. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:17 pm #

    Naww…. Kelly just felt the urge to watch it.

    Chief, how’s the unit hangin’?

  53. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:18 pm #

    Oh, Chief.
    All my letters to Stinky end with “Be the smartest, most squared-away asshole in the room.” ~ MCPO (your name here).

  54. MCPO Airdale April 23, 2011 at 9:30 pm #

    Dick – Hanging right. Stinky’s doing fine, BTW. Otherwise, someone would have called you. He’s busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest right now. Lights out is at 2200, he’s fast asleep at 2200.04.

  55. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:36 pm #

    Chief, one of the dads over at Navydads.com got a call the other night.
    He said it wasn’t good, but wouldn’t elaborate.
    I’m guessing that one’s a washout.

    Stinky’s in Ship 2 Division 929.

  56. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 9:39 pm #

    You gotta be proud, Dick. He can handle the extra duty on top of everything else.

  57. MCPO Airdale April 23, 2011 at 9:44 pm #

    Dick – How long had the kid been at Bootcamp?

  58. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:47 pm #

    Since April 4th.
    This is the end of week 2 considering that P Week bullshit.

  59. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

    I figure in another 2 weeks the yelling will start slacking off, and sailors will be made.

  60. MCPO Airdale April 23, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

    Tough to wash out that early unless he threatened to do himself harm or physically attacked someone.

  61. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:49 pm #

    I’ve sent 6 letters so far. Nothing back yet.

  62. MCPO Airdale April 23, 2011 at 9:50 pm #

    Dick – Yup, that’s pretty much the plan. Hell, for the first two weeks, I thought my name was, “You fucking worm”.

  63. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:50 pm #

    I kinda figured that, or that kid flunked out on some sort of medical issue like asthma or something that he hid at the initial physical.

  64. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:52 pm #

    Ours was “You worthless fucking scumbags who’re gonna be dead soon.

  65. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 9:52 pm #

    Is a worm higher or lower than a maggot on the hierarchy?

  66. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

    But the thing is, I’ve been training Donny his whole life for basic.
    Like you, this should be nothing but an annoyance.

  67. MCPO Airdale April 23, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    Herself said it was a lot less motivating when they wouldn’t let them cuss at the recruits any more. 😦

    Fucking Pat Schroeder – loser.

  68. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    Is a worm higher or lower than a maggot on the hierarchy?

    Same same. They want to break you.

  69. MCPO Airdale April 23, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    BiW – The lowest is a sea cucumber. It sits on the bottom of the ocean and sifts whale shit for its’ dinner.

  70. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:56 pm #

    Herself said it was a lot less motivating when they wouldn’t let them cuss at the recruits any more.

    When did that bullshit happen? They punched and slapped us on a regular basis and look, it didn’t fuck me up. </sarc

  71. MCPO Airdale April 23, 2011 at 9:57 pm #

    In the Navy it was 87 or 88.

  72. Dick April 23, 2011 at 9:59 pm #

    That’s totally fucked up.

    Chief, do me a huge favor if ya would. Send that boy/man a motivating letter, from the Master Chief.
    Not a friend, but the Master Chief.

  73. MCPO Airdale April 23, 2011 at 10:04 pm #

    Dick – email me the address, etc.

  74. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 10:05 pm #

    They punched and slapped us on a regular basis and look, it didn’t fuck me up.

    Its true. I hung out with you for four straight days, and that facial tic? Its hardly noticable.

  75. xbradtc April 23, 2011 at 10:07 pm #

    Really, it’s NAVY boot camp.

    I mean, it’s worse than 8th grade gym class probably, but just how hard can it be?

  76. MCPO Airdale April 23, 2011 at 10:08 pm #

    BiW – When my company failed a locker inspection, they put us recruit company officers in peacoats, wet us down with a fire hose and P.T.’d us in a sand pit until everyone had either puked or passed out.

  77. Dick April 23, 2011 at 10:11 pm #

    Chief, sent.
    Thanks. I owe ya.

  78. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    So it was like Hell Weekend in the Kappas?

    Sweet.

  79. MCPO Airdale April 23, 2011 at 10:17 pm #

    So it was like Hell Weekend in the Kappas?

    Yeah, 12 weeks of it. 24/7

  80. Dick April 23, 2011 at 10:20 pm #

    I heard Army boot camp after ’84 was nothing but a 8 week, gay bukkake festival.
    Of course, I only heard that from recruits who’d been there.

  81. xbradtc April 23, 2011 at 10:25 pm #

    That was Sand Hilton, Dick.

    Harmony Church was still keppin’ it real.

  82. Dick April 23, 2011 at 10:33 pm #

    Sand Hilton rocked. Always has. Always will.

  83. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 23, 2011 at 10:33 pm #

    How does one “Kep”?

    Is that code for ‘chug cock’?

  84. roamingfirehydrant April 24, 2011 at 8:52 am #

    New poat.

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