This Isn’t Familiar At All…

15 Apr

53 Responses to “This Isn’t Familiar At All…”

  1. Dick April 15, 2011 at 10:08 pm #

    Where are the tits?

  2. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 15, 2011 at 10:09 pm #

    What are you trying to do? Get even more flags on the counter?

  3. MCPO Airdale April 15, 2011 at 10:11 pm #

    I lurves me some Steely Dan! (SYWM)

  4. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 15, 2011 at 10:17 pm #

    The bestest song from the bestest album they ever recorded, Chief.

    Its like an extended orgasm for your ears.

  5. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 15, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

    Actually, I expected more flags by now. But its been a slow hit day here.

  6. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 15, 2011 at 10:27 pm #

    My response to the bright lights in Congress who put forth “the People’s Budget” this week:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCtSa0exAH0

  7. MCPO Airdale April 15, 2011 at 10:35 pm #

    BiW – I’m starting to get really pissed with our Republican “leadership”. They have been out-flanked at every turn.

  8. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 15, 2011 at 10:44 pm #

    Chief, I was pissed the minute that Boehner threw all those babies under the bus for a deal he didn’t have to go to the 11th hour to get.

    Had he actually said “No.” and shut the government down, Barack would have to tell the soldiers and sailors that killing babies was more important than paying them.

  9. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 15, 2011 at 10:45 pm #

    They have a prime opportunity to offer a real alternative, and they are still acting like gutless pussies when the Dems will vilify them no matter what.

  10. LC Aggie Sith April 15, 2011 at 10:50 pm #

    Its like an extended orgasm for your ears.

    Looks like I came at the right time… 😀

  11. Dick April 15, 2011 at 10:52 pm #

    Looks like I came at the right time…

    I lurves to hear that from a hawt married woman.

  12. MCPO Airdale April 15, 2011 at 10:55 pm #

    Looks like I came at the right time…

    Jeez, sorry about that. It’s never happened before. I guess I was just over-excited.

  13. LC Aggie Sith April 15, 2011 at 10:57 pm #

    The fruit was hanging, Dick.

    Zelda is quite the funny gal 😀

  14. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 15, 2011 at 11:03 pm #

    We’ll have more flags tomorrow. Count on it.

  15. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 15, 2011 at 11:07 pm #

    Looks like I came at the right time…

    We better do it again, just to be sure. After I saw this, I always want to be sure:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZluzt3H6tk

  16. LC Aggie Sith April 15, 2011 at 11:13 pm #

    We better do it again, just to be sure.

    *moans loudly*

    *slams hands on table*

    *screams YES!!*

    *orders a salad*

    Like that? Ok…

  17. clintbird April 15, 2011 at 11:13 pm #

    Mostly for Roamy if she shows up tonight:

    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/04/15/data-nasas-sky-mapping-telescope-released/?test=faces

  18. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 15, 2011 at 11:15 pm #

    *moans loudly*

    *slams hands on table*

    *screams YES!!*

    *orders a salad*

    Like that? Ok…

    Well, I guess no cold shower is necessary…

  19. Dick April 15, 2011 at 11:16 pm #

    *moans loudly*

    *slams hands on table*

    *screams YES!!*

    *orders a salad*

    Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  20. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 15, 2011 at 11:20 pm #

    I can’t wait to try BC’s pick up line…

  21. Dick April 15, 2011 at 11:21 pm #

    Guess I need to talk dirty to my truck.

  22. LC Aggie Sith April 15, 2011 at 11:26 pm #

    I can’t wait to try BC’s pick up line…

    I hope and pray things do not end tragically….

  23. Dick April 15, 2011 at 11:28 pm #

    Aggie’s on fire tonight.

    Wish it was chillier.

  24. Dick April 15, 2011 at 11:46 pm #

    I’m hitting the rack. G’night hawt Milfs and pitiful vagrants.

  25. LC Aggie Sith April 15, 2011 at 11:56 pm #

    Aggie’s on fire tonight.

    Wish it was chillier.

    *gives Dick a blankie*

  26. MCPO Airdale April 15, 2011 at 11:57 pm #

    Later, all y’all

  27. Zelda April 15, 2011 at 11:57 pm #

    Just when I show up, Dick. Thanks a lot.

    But thanks for commenting on my post. And Aggie and MCPO. Makes me feel like less of a milky-eyed loser.

    To everyone else, I’m a friend of Dick’s, and even met the gimpy kneed bastard in person. We exchanged autographs. And I like him almost as much as I like Kelly. He talked me into visiting this illustrious blog and now I wish I had more time in my day because you all are hilarious.

  28. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 16, 2011 at 12:06 am #

    You’ve been a friend of Dick’s forever…as in OLD BDP.

  29. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 16, 2011 at 12:07 am #

    because you all are hilarious.

    We’re funnier in person or on Facechimp.

  30. LC Aggie Sith April 16, 2011 at 12:18 am #

    Makes me feel like less of a milky-eyed loser.

    With all the people buying contact lenses to change their eyes, and you get this dropped in your lap. PROVIDENCE!!!

  31. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 16, 2011 at 12:23 am #

    Back when I wore glasses all the time, I had some green contacts.

    Of course, I was also 185 lbs of tan rippling muscle with spiky blond hair.

    And I didn’t even get laid then, which just goes to show you that it isn’t what’s on the outside that matters. Unless you’re easy. Then you get all the action you could possibly want.

  32. clintbird April 16, 2011 at 12:29 am #

    BiW, you better not tempt Zelda into our FacePlant world. She might git skeered there what with all teh politics and such.

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 16, 2011 at 12:34 am #

    Our FaceDouche world has some of teh bestest “discussion” with liberal airheads.

  34. LC Aggie Sith April 16, 2011 at 8:54 am #

    WAKEY WAKEY PEASANTS AND PEASANETTES!!!!

    *passes fresh carafe of coffee around*

  35. Dick April 16, 2011 at 9:14 am #

    Morning peoples.

    Got me a fresh pot of Costa Rican going, and it’s good.

  36. LC Aggie Sith April 16, 2011 at 9:27 am #

    I have me Puerto Rican coffee, from my home town, Dick.

    Sleep well?

  37. Zelda April 16, 2011 at 9:31 am #

    You can’t scare me with politics. And I’ve been hunting liberals since I was 10.

  38. Zelda April 16, 2011 at 9:31 am #

    Oh, and good morning. Haven’t had my coffee yet. But I will.

  39. LC Aggie Sith April 16, 2011 at 9:35 am #

    Good morning, Zelda!

    I think you need to be “friended” at Faceplace.

  40. Dick April 16, 2011 at 9:43 am #

    Ohh!! I gotz me two bootiful babes to talk trash at.
    Aggie, Zelda’s brutal when she goes after libs. It’s really quite amusing.

  41. LC Aggie Sith April 16, 2011 at 9:44 am #

    She treats them like chew toys? NIIIIICE!!!

  42. LC Aggie Sith April 16, 2011 at 10:21 am #

    Well, time to get my ass in gear….

    Hope to be back later this afternoon!

  43. roamingfirehydrant April 16, 2011 at 10:56 am #

    Breakfast was a “butter braid” from some fundraiser, bacon, and a banana. This day brought to you by the letter “B”.

  44. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 16, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    Coffee. Yeah. There was a time when that was enough.

    Now I don’t think that grabbing that live wire in the morning is enough…

  45. PattyAnn April 16, 2011 at 12:37 pm #

    “This day brought to you by the letter “B”

    Hahahaha

    Zelda, I commented at your place. Except I left out an “s” in “glasses”. I hope you’re not a typo nazi 🙂

  46. PattyAnn April 16, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    Where’s Carin? It afternoon already.

  47. PattyAnn April 16, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    Damn, I can’t type today.

  48. MCPO Airdale April 16, 2011 at 12:57 pm #

    Nobody here?

    *empties liquor cabinet and runs off*

  49. MCPO Airdale April 16, 2011 at 1:57 pm #

    *sneaks back in and checks audio system*

    Meh. Mine is better.

  50. PattyAnn April 16, 2011 at 4:05 pm #

    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, MCPO?

  51. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 16, 2011 at 4:34 pm #

    The game of “Telephone”, Internet style:

    My cousin reads my “Pity Party” blog post from the other day. She calls her mother, who calls her sister, then both of them call their big sister (my mom) to ask her what the heck is going on, and why didn’t they know things were “so bad”?

    So mom calls me (after reading my rant), wanting to be sure her baby is OK. We laugh about it all – she figured I was just bitching, but she’s still worried.

    And it made her cry….
    Didn’t mean to do that –

  52. Zelda April 17, 2011 at 1:09 am #

    PattyAnn – I’m only a typo Nazi when it’s not a typo but actual stupidity.

    LC Aggie – Yes. If you send me an email I’ll send you a link: jethrozelda@yahoo.com

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