It’s Monday…

11 Apr

….and it’s time to get the week moving. Don’t let the bastards get you down.

Remember, there is a cloud under every silver lining….wait…that’s wrong.

Fuck it, drive on! Have a great day!!

UPDATE [Jazz]

Musical interludes for the day:





187 Responses to “It’s Monday…”

  1. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 9:56 am #

    I love Dunkin’ Donuts, and their coffee is out of this world.

    But I kill for Shipley’s 😉

  2. Dick April 11, 2011 at 9:57 am #

    Dunkin does make some good coffee.

  3. PattyAnn April 11, 2011 at 9:58 am #

    Aggie, I made a typo in my story last night–it was 37 years ago, not 27. Now I feel older than MCPO’s dirt 😉

  4. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 10:01 am #

    Eh, 37, 27…. you’re still hawt 😉

  5. GMLand April 11, 2011 at 10:13 am #

    Every dog has its afternoon.

    A bird in the hand gets squished when you clap.

    Its always darkest with the curtains closed.

    Two steps forward, one step in the right direction.

    /colloquialism thread

  6. PattyAnn April 11, 2011 at 10:15 am #

    Don’t remember who said it, but on FB this weekend, somebody commenting on Obama missing his anonymity: “We wish we’d never heard of you, too”.

  7. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 10:20 am #

    “We wish we’d never heard of you, too”.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    That interview was hilarious. I saved it so I could make a drinking game out of it.

    I’m sure I’ll pass out before the first paragraph, though.

  8. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 10:52 am #

    So, I overloaded your post with music, Ags. I’m kinda sorry, but mostly not. 😛

  9. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 10:54 am #

    A conservative’s guide to spotting extremism: http://tinyurl.com/3nveqan

  10. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 10:56 am #

    I don’t mind, Jazz.

    Except the Carpenters. You ruined it for me.

  11. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 11:09 am #

    A comparison of opinions on the recent budget deal. First, from JE Dyer:

    First, the outcome of the last 24 hours is most important for what it’s not: a full-frontal cave-in by Republicans to business as usual. The numbers are less significant than the political postures in this regard. . . . In the case of the punching bag that is the 2011 budget, avoiding a reversion to business as usual is the minimum the Congressional GOP had to achieve. It did that. There is an important sense in which this outcome has bought time: it almost certainly forestalls the decision of global finance planners to catastrophically disfavor the US economy and US securities.

    (Emphasis added.)

    In contrast, Zoe K. has this to say:

    Speaker Boehner’s $38 Billion in supposed cuts against a $14 plus Trillion national debt and $3.5 Trillion annual budgets and $1.5 Trillion in annual deficit spending coupled with compounding interest, is of no consequence. For we are cutting nothing except a particulate of an excess on top of an excess on top of an excess. Excesses that are not tethered to anything except how much more in excess they were year over year. . . . Those who say the GOP’s $38 Billion ”cut” was a good deal are really only focusing on the word, “cut” versus the legitimacy of said “cut.” When in truth, the “cut” is of no consequence against baseline budgeting and the law of compounding numbers.

    While Zoe K.’s complaints are valid in the short term, when talking strategerie, I think Dyer’s got the upper hand. Zoe K.’s position seems a bit myopic, short-sighted, and – quite frankly – a shallow assessment of the mechanics of the just-completed budgetary CR dance.

  12. Dick April 11, 2011 at 11:12 am #

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/education/ct-met-school-lunch-restrictions-041120110410,0,4567867.story

    It’s not gonna stop until we kill them all.

  13. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 11:12 am #

    Except the Carpenters. You ruined it for me.

    Not everyone here is as young as you or I, Ags. We have to be nice to our elders and AARP members, too.

    Actually, if we have any AARP members, I’m putting them on notice: You’re no longer protected by virtue of your age; you belong to a group that actively promoted ObamaCare to your own disadvantage, so you go on the hit list (unless you resigned your membership). And we get your senior coffees at McDonald’s when you’re gone, too.

  14. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 11:14 am #

    Jazz, you forgot this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftJZomwDhxQ

  15. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 11:16 am #

    Aww, I didn’t forget, BiW. The number of Monday vids just got to be cumbersome. I think I overloaded the post as it is. I hafta quit trying to eat the whole cake in one sitting!

  16. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 11:19 am #

    Dunkin does make some good coffee.

    If by “good”, you mean they throw some dirt in water and strain it through well used gym socks, then yes, it is “good”.

  17. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    Well, I’ve never cared for the Carpenters, Jazz. And they were around when I was a teen 😉

    I hafta quit trying to eat the whole cake in one sitting!

    Why?? It’s soooo satisfying!!!

  18. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    I missed Wilco, too, and Fats Domino, and many, many more.

  19. Dick April 11, 2011 at 11:21 am #

    A good tune to hum in your mind when you’re humping the boonies on another planet.

  20. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 11:21 am #

    Well, I’ve never cared for the Carpenters, Jazz. And they were around when I was a teen

    Yeah, but you and I and Ags are roughly the same age. But there are guys like Chief and Dick and Peasantettes like PA and Carin who are old enough to dig the Carps.

  21. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    Dick, that sure sounds like someone is getting a kickback, too.

    And last I checked, the parents had custody of their kids, not the principal. I do wonder for how long, though.

  22. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 11:23 am #

    A Fayette County man is acquitted of a battery charge after spitting on a member of the controversial organization that came to West Virginia to demonstrate during the days following the Upper Big Branch Mine Explosion.
    The jury in Charleston Municipal Court found Billy Spade of Hico not-guilty of the charge. Spade was arrested when he spit tobacco juice on a member of the Westboro Baptist Church. The inflammatory organization was protesting in downtown Charleston and holding signs reading, “Thank God for Dead Miners.” Another sign, which Spade testified was particularly offensive to him, read “Thank God for Dead Marines.”

    http://tinyurl.com/3u8rsao

  23. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 11:23 am #

    Well, ok. The only carp I dig is the one in the local pond 😀

  24. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 11:24 am #

    Principal Elsa Carmona said her intention is to protect students from their own unhealthful food choices.

    “Nutrition wise, it is better for the children to eat at the school,” Carmona said. “It’s about the nutrition and the excellent quality food that they are able to serve (in the lunchroom). It’s milk versus a Coke. But with allergies and any medical issue, of course, we would make an exception.”

    Carmona said she created the policy six years ago after watching students bring “bottles of soda and flaming hot chips” on field trips for their lunch. Although she would not name any other schools that employ such practices, she said it was fairly common.

    I’ll take “None of your fucking business, you busybody shrew” for $1000, Alex.

    First they came for the lunch I made for my kids and I said nothing…

  25. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    Although she would could not name any other schools that employ such practices, she said it was fairly common in her own mind.

    Fixt.

  26. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 11:57 am #

    Ohio unions to charge a one-time additional dues assessement (some say $50, some say $100) to fight the union-busting legislation just signed into law by governor John Kasich.

    http://tinyurl.com/3vg8nju

    So, the unions require mandatory payments from members to support a challenge to legislation individual members just might support. I can’t wait for the legal challenges to this – and they will come.

  27. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    WTF? Did I break it?

  28. PattyAnn April 11, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    Dunkin coffee here is good, BiW. And I KNOW coffee.

    I’ll see your Carpenter’s and raise you this one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b-4Lnr0rIk

  29. Dick April 11, 2011 at 12:19 pm #

    Jazz, nobody can break this turd. It just keeps on floating.

  30. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    I’ll see your Carpenter’s and raise you this one:

    Hahahaha, PA! I see your Mark Chestnutt and call you with Lori Morgan!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MunnoTr94lM

  31. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 12:22 pm #

    Jazz, nobody can break this turd. It just keeps on floating.

    It’s our steady diet of fiber.

  32. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 12:27 pm #

    From the comments at Surber’s place regarding the pending change to 85mph on some TX highways:

    Here in Montana, the interstate limit is posted at 75, but you are ok with the Highway Patrol up to about 83. I live in south central Montana, so I am just over 400 miles from Idaho and about 300 from North Dakota. We get a lot of our groceries in Billings, which is a round trip of almost 120 miles. Rural people in eastern Montana often travel a lot further than I do. The Democrat plan to give us European fuel prices makes me very angry of course.

  33. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 12:29 pm #

    Y’all might want to take a trip over to Rutherford’s this morning.

    He’s posted something that so shockingly fails in logic, even for him, that you’d think he’d be ashamed of having it up at his place.

  34. Dick April 11, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    Fuck that lil’ communist piece of trash. I’m done with discussing anything with the enemy.

  35. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *gasp* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    Paul Krugman can’t find his inspirational leader!!!

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    What have they done with President Obama? What happened to the inspirational figure his supporters thought they elected? Who is this bland, timid guy who doesn’t seem to stand for anything in particular?

    I realize that with hostile Republicans controlling the House, there’s not much Mr. Obama can get done in the way of concrete policy. Arguably, all he has left is the bully pulpit. But he isn’t even using that — or, rather, he’s using it to reinforce his enemies’ narrative.

    His remarks after last week’s budget deal were a case in point.

    Maybe that terrible deal, in which Republicans ended up getting more than their opening bid, was the best he could achieve — although it looks from here as if the president’s idea of how to bargain is to start by negotiating with himself, making pre-emptive concessions, then pursue a second round of negotiation with the G.O.P., leading to further concessions.

  36. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    Dunkin coffee here is good, BiW. And I KNOW coffee.

    Patricia Annabella…email me your addy, and next month I will send you a pound or two of real coffee. Do you take whole bean or already ground?

  37. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 12:35 pm #

    A taste from the comments…I really think that he’s lost his mind.

    You see no hypocrisy here? Legalize abortion but refuse to fund it. No inconsistency at all there? You’re kidding right?

  38. PattyAnn April 11, 2011 at 12:41 pm #

    Ha! *lays down cards with that riff that sounds like laying down cards thingy* Beat this!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an0Oe2K411I

  39. PattyAnn April 11, 2011 at 12:43 pm #

    Hahaha, BiW. I might just take you up on that. I do love good coffee. Whole bean.

  40. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 12:47 pm #

    I just left an iciteful comment, BiW. I don’t feel like arguing with Rutherford’s extra chromosome, but I’ll throw stones at him.

  41. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 12:50 pm #

    Michael Barone:

    [S]tatus quo and stagnation are not an appealing platform, especially for one who campaigned as the candidate of hope and change. Democrats are playing defense, hoping for a shift of opinion. So far, it hasn’t happened.

  42. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    You must be in his mod queue, jazz. I’ll have to wait for your rhetorical gaunlet across his cheek.

  43. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    Nevermind. He let it out. And that’s bound to sting a bit.

  44. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    Mark Levin is not as sanguine about the budget deal as some others.

    http://tinyurl.com/6jjrz9g

    Problems with it? Yes. Is it an acceptable first step, as Dyer mentioned in my comment above? I believe so. I’m sympathetic to Levin’s points, but I’m not convinced his characterization is completely accurate. Hell, I’m not happy with Boehner, but I’m giving him a pass with a view to the FY2112 budget. There are strategeries at work here, and we’re not privy to them all. I’m willing to have a little – a very little – faith right now. It’s not indefinite, and it’s not a blank check, but for the time, I’m okay.

  45. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 1:05 pm #

    Nevermind. He let it out. And that’s bound to sting a bit.

    Aww, that’s sweet, BiW. I chuckled as it flowed from my fingers. 🙂

  46. Dick April 11, 2011 at 1:16 pm #

    Let’s play with the Wii!
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=487_1302481895

  47. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    Gabby Giffords’ progress overstated?

    http://tinyurl.com/63e6cpg

  48. Dick April 11, 2011 at 1:21 pm #

    She ain’t never working again. Time to elect another rep.

  49. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 1:21 pm #

    Canadian birthers!!!! http://tinyurl.com/6cnf4sq

  50. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 1:24 pm #

    She ain’t never working again. Time to elect another rep.

    Hahahaha! Dick and I are on the same page AGAIN! Nobody buys a watermelon after Gallagher’s done with it.

    Speaking of Gallagher,

    “How does a slut feel?

    WHORE-able!”

  51. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 1:27 pm #

    Team Obama’s war on the Washington Post:

    http://tinyurl.com/68wjakj

    I’m laughing in my sleeve, folks. 😀

  52. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 1:30 pm #

    Obama is running on empty with a full tank of gas.

    Rather than embrace the tremendous resources that literally lie at our feet, the Obama administration is instead soldiering on with its quixotic promotion of costly and unworkable alternatives. The White House and its allies are quite literally tilting at windmills. In the meantime, America’s economy is needlessly running on empty.

  53. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 1:33 pm #

    Why should Planned Parenthood be defunded (aside from the fact that it is an active participant in murder)?

    Planned Parenthood spent more than a million dollars last year to get democrats elected. They’re still at it.

    Our tax dollars used without our say to elect representatives who act in contravention to our expressed wishes.

  54. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 1:34 pm #

    What is the news, cretins and hawt chicks?

  55. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 1:40 pm #

    Critics of AGW critic James Delingpole lose big at East Anglia U and in court: http://tinyurl.com/68m5r59

  56. GMLand April 11, 2011 at 1:40 pm #

    *quick drive by*

    Jazz, I had a spirited debate on Facelung this morning with a woman shilling for Planned Parenthood. It was fun, I flung poo at her and kicked her dog.

  57. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 1:43 pm #

    Mika Barishnakov Brzezinski brings the fresh ideas to MSNBC’s “Morning Joe”:

    Emphasizing that all but one of the top 30 income earners in the United States are white males, Mika Brzezinski clamored that it is time for the wealthy to pay their fair share and help solve the budget crisis on Monday’s “Morning Joe.”

  58. Dick April 11, 2011 at 1:44 pm #

    Chief, the news is that I’m not doing pushups or running my ass off, but I can bet somebody is.

  59. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 1:49 pm #

    Dick – He’s probably sitting through “Diversity” training and learning to call the carpet munchers and butt pirates, “shipmate”.

  60. Dick April 11, 2011 at 1:51 pm #

    I hope they’re working their asses off.

  61. Dick April 11, 2011 at 1:52 pm #

    Today is the first official day of boot, considering all last week was that P week bullshit that you and I managed to do in one day.

  62. Dick April 11, 2011 at 1:53 pm #

    I wish Stinky was bigger. I like the hell out of a few of his shirts.

  63. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 1:56 pm #

    I’m curious about this “fair share” argument that Dems propose as the basis for taxing the rich. How much more governmental resources are the wealthy consuming than the rest of us that would justify charging the wealthy based on “fairness”? Where are they unjustly subsidized by the lower classes?

    More fire department services?
    – The wealthy can afford code compliance, newer and safer building materials, equipment, and chattels, and regular inspections.

    More police services?
    -The wealthy tend to live in low-crime areas.

    More welfare?
    – The wealthy obviously can exist without any sort of welfare at all.

    More defense?
    – The wealthy consume no more defense dollars than any other citizen.

    More healthcare?
    -The wealthy can afford the best doctors even without carrying insurance.

    I’d like an answer, please.

  64. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 1:58 pm #

    Jazz – Did you get laid this weekend? Did your girlfriend find out?

  65. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 1:59 pm #

    Dick – When you and I came in, we had PT in gym class and knew how to do a push up and a jumping jack, etc.

  66. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 2:00 pm #

    Today is the first official day of boot, considering all last week was that P week bullshit that you and I managed to do in one day.

    You’re gonna have a different kid in six weeks! From USN bootcamp instructions:

    “Insert one manchild. Marinade for six weeks, shaking up violently from time to time. After six weeks, remove one ASS-KICKING defender of the US Constitution.”

  67. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 2:01 pm #

    Jazz – Did you get laid this weekend? Did your girlfriend find out?

    Dick’s bricks get laid far more often than I.

  68. Dick April 11, 2011 at 2:07 pm #

    I want a new Chevy Cruze.

  69. Dick April 11, 2011 at 2:10 pm #

    Well, at least Stinky PT’d his ass off for the last six months.
    I doubt he’ll be bothered in the least from Navy PT and might even find it a bit lacking compared to his own program.

  70. Dick April 11, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    Dick’s bricks get laid far more often than I.

    Only once in their lives do my bricks get laid.

  71. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 2:13 pm #

    Jazz, I had a spirited debate on Facelung this morning with a woman shilling for Planned Parenthood. It was fun, I flung poo at her and kicked her dog.

    You see the one last night on Brian’s thread?

  72. GMLand April 11, 2011 at 2:15 pm #

    You see the one last night on Brian’s thread?

    – – – –

    sure did, wow!

  73. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 2:21 pm #

    Considering the desert I’m weathering, Dick, that’s positively a surfeit of love they experience.

  74. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 2:25 pm #

    This is really cool. It’s in slo-mo, so it may frustrate you a bit, but the money part comes around 1:20. Amazing.

    http://viralfootage.com/?p=13459

  75. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 2:26 pm #

    Any Peasants or Hostages in MD? Perhaps a beasn trick?

    http://tinyurl.com/3uy5sjc

  76. Dick April 11, 2011 at 2:30 pm #

    Fuuuuuckkkkk… You know some skin had to come off with that.

  77. agiledog April 11, 2011 at 2:32 pm #

    I flung poo at her and kicked her dog.

    Hey! It better have been one ugly dog! We’re not too partial to kicking dogs in these here parts (not the actual canine variety, anyways).

  78. GMLand April 11, 2011 at 2:56 pm #

    Hey! It better have been one ugly dog! We’re not too partial to kicking dogs in these here parts (not the actual canine variety, anyways).

    – – – –

    Meant figuratively of course, I would never kick a real dog. Unless it stole my sammich, then all bets are off.

  79. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 2:56 pm #

    Ok, I officially hate today.

    Someone pass tequila or beer or something before I chew nails.

    The ten penny kind.

  80. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 2:58 pm #

    GML would get kicked by a dog, since he’s a pussy.

    *runs*

    😀

  81. GMLand April 11, 2011 at 3:06 pm #

    GML would get kicked by a dog, since he’s a pussy.

    – – – –

    well, this one time, at Mardi Gras……………

  82. clintbird April 11, 2011 at 3:15 pm #

    *Smacks Dick upside the head for the Wii video he posted.*

  83. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 3:20 pm #

    Racist bastards!!

    http://xrl.in/8rui

  84. clintbird April 11, 2011 at 3:22 pm #

    @ MCPO: Bwahahahahahahahaha!

  85. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 3:23 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  86. Dick April 11, 2011 at 3:30 pm #

    *slides Aggie a full bottle of Black and a glass*

  87. Dick April 11, 2011 at 3:32 pm #

    “Insert one manchild. Marinade for six weeks, shaking up violently from time to time. After six weeks, remove one ASS-KICKING defender of the US Constitution.”

    Eight weeks, not six.

  88. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 3:34 pm #

    Dick – When I went, it was 12.

  89. Dick April 11, 2011 at 3:35 pm #

    I wanna say it was ten or twelve for us, Chief, but I can’t remember. I do remember those ten, long ass weeks of Infantry school.

  90. Dick April 11, 2011 at 3:52 pm #

    Kelly just got home and told me about a message on the back of a pickup truck that passed her.

    “The Fort Worth Zoo Has An African Lion.
    The White House Has A Lying African.”

  91. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 3:53 pm #

    Eight weeks, not six.

    Mea culpa. Miserere mei.

  92. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    I went from Boot to ‘A’ School in Tn. I got my own slide rule on day 2.

  93. Dick April 11, 2011 at 3:58 pm #

    I got my own slide rule on day 2.

    In Infantry school, I got my General Motors made M16A1 Automatic Bullet Launcher on day 1.
    It was sweeeeeet.

  94. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    *slides Aggie a full bottle of Black and a glass*

    *gives Dick a grope*

    Thank you honey!

  95. Dick April 11, 2011 at 4:06 pm #

    Gotta take Patton to the vet for his yearly shots. Be back in a while.
    Aggie, thanks for the grope. (wonders where she touched me?)

  96. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    You know, I drank a lot of tequila, but I don’t think I ever liked it. I chased that damn tequila buzz pretty hard, but it was always work.

    Not like whiskey, sweet vermouth, and Manhattans. Sweet gee bus, was that nectar of the gods.

  97. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 4:24 pm #

    (wonders where she touched me?)

    You have to wonder???

    *weeps inconsolably*

  98. clintbird April 11, 2011 at 4:28 pm #

    I’m fairly certain Dick would want to know about this:

    http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/04/11/rihanna-wants-to-spank-britney-spears/?test=faces

    Possibly Aggie and PattyAnn too.

  99. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 4:32 pm #

    Aggie – Touch me in the same spot and I’ll report the effects. Merely in the interest of science, of course!

  100. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 4:46 pm #

    Massachusetts miracle in Wisconsin: http://tinyurl.com/3hebx6v

    A Legal Insurrection post. Worth the read.

  101. Jazz April 11, 2011 at 4:48 pm #

    The upcoming debt limit fight and how it differs from the continuing resolution battles we just watched fought:

    http://tinyurl.com/67a7js5

  102. Dick April 11, 2011 at 5:03 pm #

    Back from the vet’s office. Patton weighed in @ 105.2 glorious biscuit killing pounds.

  103. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 6:51 pm #

    But did he hide behind to to show the vet how brave he is?

  104. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 6:53 pm #

  105. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 7:09 pm #

    Well, CB…Britney looks far better than that Rhianna skank.

  106. Dick April 11, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    But did he hide behind to to show the vet how brave he is?

    No, he spent his time growling at people, which made us both laugh.

  107. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 7:18 pm #

    he spent his time growling at people, which made us both laugh.

    What a great dog! I would give him a hippie to gnaw on, but I don’t want to make him sick.

  108. Dick April 11, 2011 at 7:26 pm #

    Aggie, Patton’s a 105lb. teddy bear. He wouldn’t hurt a flea.

    Roamy, you got some monster thunderstorms comin’ your way!

  109. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 7:30 pm #

    Still wouldn’t give him a hippie.

    *gives Patton steak bone*

  110. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 7:36 pm #

  111. Dick April 11, 2011 at 7:40 pm #

    Hahahahahaaaa!!!

    “You bitch ass punk!”

  112. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 7:47 pm #

    WHat a great train wreck, Dick. I think my favorite part was when she put her hair up.

  113. Dick April 11, 2011 at 7:47 pm #

    Double dating gone wrong.
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=01d_1302476111

  114. Dick April 11, 2011 at 7:54 pm #

    I think my favorite part was when she put her hair up.

    Yep, that was totally unintended panache.

  115. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 7:55 pm #

    And the use of the lawn chair…EPIC!!!!

  116. Dick April 11, 2011 at 7:59 pm #

    I don’t think she realized that she could’ve taken out the passenger windows with a quick elbow.
    Remember that folks!

  117. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 8:02 pm #

    Really, an elbow? I have used an ice pick for the pressure point.

    I’ll have to remember that.

  118. Dick April 11, 2011 at 8:09 pm #

    A quick, solid shot with a clothed (for safety) elbow will drop all the glass in a split second.

  119. Dick April 11, 2011 at 8:10 pm #

    A very old Dallas police report on me said a closed fist will do the same.

  120. Dick April 11, 2011 at 8:19 pm #

    Islam, the religion of peace is at it again. This time in Minsk.
    Very graphic. Watch at your own discretion.
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc2_1302548299

  121. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 8:25 pm #

    Was that the Belarus terrorist bomb from today?

  122. Dick April 11, 2011 at 8:38 pm #

    Yep. I said, Minsk. My mistake.

  123. Dick April 11, 2011 at 8:53 pm #

    Good splody for the girls.
    Mine clearing.
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8fe_1302454430

  124. GMLand April 11, 2011 at 9:21 pm #

    *shovels poat off to side of road*

    *drives on*

  125. Dick April 11, 2011 at 9:26 pm #

    I killed it! Didn’t I!? Poor lil’ poat!

  126. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 9:29 pm #

    *launches grenade at GML’s SUV*

  127. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 9:30 pm #

    No, I’m here, just had to help in the KP duties.

  128. beasn April 11, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

    Mine clearing? I want to see ‘religion of pieces’ clearing.

    The girl said she would forego senior pics for the prom dress from Nordstroms.

    Hmmm….I take good pictures of her my own self, so this might be doable if’n the dress is still there. She rarely asks for anything and she has always been my living doll.

    It’s decided.

  129. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 9:34 pm #

    BEASN!!!!

    How are you doing, hon??

  130. beasn April 11, 2011 at 9:41 pm #

    I’m doin’. I’m needing to find another place of employment. I like me some retarded peoples as they are down to earth and not complicated but I’m having a hard time with ‘tard tards.

    We have no department manager – she jumped ship – so now the target, as in ‘get this shit done’ has been put on my back. WTF? You want me doing management things, they pay me for it. Until then, kizz my azz.

  131. Dick April 11, 2011 at 9:46 pm #

    Tell ’em, Beasn!
    Or better yet, let me tell ’em, as I’m extra diplomatic and shit.

  132. GMLand April 11, 2011 at 9:49 pm #

    Hey Beasn! Its kind of important that you make nice with me, I’m kind of important around here. So, want to go grab an Icee? My treat!

  133. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 9:50 pm #

    Beasn – Please email me.

  134. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 9:51 pm #

    Its kind of important that you make nice with me, I’m kind of important around here.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! As if.

  135. beasn April 11, 2011 at 9:52 pm #

    Dick, you’re hired!!

    GML, who died and made you important? I gave up ‘junk food’ for Lent, so while you’re up, can you get me a glass of OJ? Thanx.

  136. beasn April 11, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    Chief, I’m not sure I have your email addy, so I will facechimp you.

  137. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    Beasn – Please do.

  138. beasn April 11, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    MCPO, check your chimp.

  139. Dick April 11, 2011 at 9:57 pm #

    GML, it’s my lack of proper foreplay and useless next day manners that got this shithole started.
    I say everybody’s important but me. I’m just another dickhead in the wood pile.
    Beasn, send me an email, and I’ll fire off a somewhat legal and highly threatening letter.
    You’ll either have double the pay, or be fired tomorrow morning.

  140. GMLand April 11, 2011 at 9:58 pm #

    Ah hell, it was worth a shot…. you want a tall glass?

  141. beasn April 11, 2011 at 9:59 pm #

    Most likely fired.

  142. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 10:00 pm #

    I’m kind of important around here.

    I think I got a hernia laughing at that.

  143. Dick April 11, 2011 at 10:01 pm #

    Most likely fired.

    Yeah, but think of the security escort you’ll have leaving that shithole.
    You’re not running with trash, ya know.

  144. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

    Most likely fired.

    DId I mention there’s a few bakeries around here??

  145. Dick April 11, 2011 at 10:03 pm #

    Hell, Beasn, come to Texas!
    We’d love to have you and the hubster.

  146. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 10:04 pm #

    Beasn – Check yours!

  147. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 10:04 pm #

    See, Beasn????

    COME TO TEXAS!!!

  148. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 10:06 pm #

    I swear…Rutherford is sucking on the stupid like a hippie on a bong.

  149. Dick April 11, 2011 at 10:06 pm #

    Does my Craig’s List anonymous ad look okay?
    http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cas/2317771687.html

  150. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 10:08 pm #

    Does my Craig’s List anonymous ad look okay?

    Yikes….

  151. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 10:09 pm #

    Who’s the woman who you’re dealing with, Dick?

  152. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 10:09 pm #

    For Beasn:

  153. Dick April 11, 2011 at 10:10 pm #

    Aggie, I cruise the all the CL ads every night cause they got some funny ass shit going on there.

  154. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 10:10 pm #

    Nobody ever emails my chimp.

    I guess I gotta get like the Chief and get important around this dump er somethin.

  155. GMLand April 11, 2011 at 10:11 pm #

    Dick, glory hole fun? Are you trying to clean it up or something? Are you sober? What gives?

  156. beasn April 11, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    I just found out that our store security was fired. They busted a guy stealing $500 in razors. When they were escorting him back to ‘the room’, he started punching one of them. He was punched back. After the cops picked him up, they were fired.

    About a month ago, another store, can’t remember where, busted a guy. While they were waiting for the cops to show, the guy pulled a gun on five of them – two were security, 3 were managers. They subdued him and all were fired.

    I don’t understand the logic. Basically our store says, do what the criminal says and if he shoots your ass, that is better than trying to protect yourself.

  157. Dick April 11, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    BiW, I’m destined for Hell. Just commented at that fucking Rutherford’s waste of web space.

  158. GMLand April 11, 2011 at 10:16 pm #

    g’night cool kids.

  159. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 10:16 pm #

    Wow, I sure see that, Dick!

    Dick, glory hole fun?

    Speaking from experience?? 😉

  160. beasn April 11, 2011 at 10:17 pm #

    Who knows, we just might move to Texas. Mr. Beasn gets to jonesing.
    When I get there, can we launch some missiles at the People’s Republic of welfare whores?

  161. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 10:19 pm #

    So, one can’t defend themselves at your store, Beasn?? Why not just advertise that the security is for looks only??

    That’s beyond fucked up.

  162. Dick April 11, 2011 at 10:19 pm #

    When I get there, can we launch some missiles at the People’s Republic of welfare whores?

    No bag limits. Fire away!

  163. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 10:23 pm #

    BiW, I’m destined for Hell. Just commented at that fucking Rutherford’s waste of web space.

    I’d say that’s news he could use, but he’s a gun fearing wussie, so I’m afraid your suggestion is gonna fall by the wayside.

  164. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 10:25 pm #

    When I get there, can we launch some missiles at the People’s Republic of welfare whores?

    The Dumbocratic Party won’t allow it. They can’t have you messing with their constituency. In fact, shouldn’t you be at work right now? Someone has to pay for their cell phones and the New York Strips that they are going to eat tonight.

  165. Dick April 11, 2011 at 10:29 pm #

    Bummer… I just checked my email and there wasn’t a single hawt milf’s photo in there.

  166. Dick April 11, 2011 at 10:29 pm #

    G’night glory hounds and hawt babes O’Doom.

  167. beasn April 11, 2011 at 10:30 pm #

    So, one can’t defend themselves at your store

    Apparently not. I think the problem is they have gotten too big for their britches, politically correct, affirmative actioned.
    Also, the current CEO used to be the CEO of Venture stores and look what happened to them.

  168. beasn April 11, 2011 at 10:32 pm #

    Time for me to hit the hay. Literally. For the pigs.

    Then hit the hay, hit the hay.

    ‘Nite uncivil ones.

  169. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 10:34 pm #

    the current CEO used to be the CEO of Venture stores

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  170. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 10:35 pm #

    G’night, Beasn and Dick.

  171. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 10:37 pm #

    G’night, Beasnes!

  172. Dick April 11, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    G’night Johnboy!

  173. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 10:44 pm #

    Apparently not. I think the problem is they have gotten too big for their britches, politically correct, affirmative actioned.
    Also, the current CEO used to be the CEO of Venture stores and look what happened to them.

    No, you can blame the insurance companies, who fear either paying a claim for someone getting killed defending themselves, or for the attacker after they get a righteous assbeating for being criminal scum.

  174. MCPO Airdale April 11, 2011 at 10:56 pm #

    No, you can blame the insurance companies, who fear either paying a claim for someone getting killed defending themselves, or for the attacker after they get a righteous assbeating for being criminal scum.

    In other words, lawyers.

  175. clintbird April 11, 2011 at 11:08 pm #

    Ima bettin’ even Dick will like this classical music.

    http://is.gd/hnm0IA

  176. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 11:17 pm #

    In other words, lawyers.

    Duh. Lawyers always mess things up. I hate them.

  177. PattyAnn April 11, 2011 at 11:22 pm #

    BiW, check your chimp messages.

    Who is the person on FB that introduced some of us to Brian D? And has he been invited to come play here? He’s definitely UP material.

  178. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 11:30 pm #

    I think that was GML, PattyAnn 🙂

  179. PattyAnn April 11, 2011 at 11:32 pm #

    Thanks, Aggie. I couldn’t remember who was his friend.

  180. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 11:35 pm #

    He’s gonna be away from his computer kicking ass and taking names, PA.

  181. LC Aggie Sith April 11, 2011 at 11:37 pm #

    And where in Hades is WPinto??

  182. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 11:38 pm #

    PA, check your facedouchechimp, and be gentle. It’s my first time…

  183. PattyAnn April 11, 2011 at 11:41 pm #

    Hahahaha. Replied.

  184. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 11, 2011 at 11:43 pm #

    Alright, Imma gonna go read.

  185. PattyAnn April 11, 2011 at 11:57 pm #

    Changed the subject and messaged you again.

  186. PattyAnn April 12, 2011 at 12:00 am #

    Good night!

  187. LC Aggie Sith April 12, 2011 at 12:04 am #

    NYTOL!!!

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