Coffee NOW!

4 Apr

It’s Monday.  I had a hard time getting ready this morning.

Might be a rough day at work.

But I might read one of the classics to the kids later.

Squishy hugs, and have a good day.

111 Responses to “Coffee NOW!”

  1. roamingfirehydrant April 4, 2011 at 8:10 am #

    Looking at some bad weather later today.

  2. roamingfirehydrant April 4, 2011 at 8:18 am #

    Just checked my work email from home. 28 messages since 4 PM Friday. WTF, people?!?

  3. PattyAnn April 4, 2011 at 8:25 am #

    Good morning. Tstorms here.

  4. roamingfirehydrant April 4, 2011 at 8:36 am #

    Good morning, PA. Yeah, those storms are headed here. I’m thinking yet another baseball game is going to be cancelled.

  5. Car in April 4, 2011 at 8:59 am #

    OMG. Spring break here.

    KILL ME NOW.

    #2 son is pushing every one’s buttons, and I’m ready to start drinking.

  6. Jay in Ames April 4, 2011 at 9:09 am #

    Morning peasants. I see we aren’t the only area that went from 87 yesterday to 40 today.

    Winter is still with us. Let’s cheer on spring, hope she wakes up pretty soon!

  7. Dick April 4, 2011 at 9:09 am #

    I’ve feel like shit and lost my voice, great.
    Big ass thunderstorms last night dumped a ton of water here, which is okay cause we needed it.
    Windy today and cool.
    Work is gonna have to wait til tomorrow.

  8. clintbird April 4, 2011 at 9:16 am #

    We got POUNDED by golfball size hail last night for about 15 minutes.

  9. GMLand April 4, 2011 at 9:24 am #

    rain, wind, cold, gloom… coffee!

  10. Jay in Ames April 4, 2011 at 9:34 am #

    Well, I’m glad we’ve just got cold, then. You can have your thunderstorms!

  11. Car in April 4, 2011 at 9:36 am #

    Yesterday we had a snowstorm. Today it’s currently 47, but it’s going to be falling all day to a low of 27.

  12. Car in April 4, 2011 at 9:36 am #

    Thunderstorms overnight.

    Golf ball sized hail to the South.

  13. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 9:40 am #

    Good morning!

    It’s currently 73* and overcast here, and predicting 47* for the overnight low.

    Hopefully we’ll get some of the rain.

  14. agiledog April 4, 2011 at 9:41 am #

    So this is a weather blog now, too?

    Wake up and IV the coffee!

  15. GMLand April 4, 2011 at 9:43 am #

    Yeah, but the barometric pressure?

    what about the barometric pressure?

  16. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 9:43 am #

    Barometric is falling….YAY!!!!

  17. Car in April 4, 2011 at 9:44 am #

    barometric pressure?

    I don’t do the metric system. I’m an AMERICAN.

  18. Car in April 4, 2011 at 9:47 am #

    Who the hell bought a Marilyn Manson song in this house.

    *glowers.

  19. Car in April 4, 2011 at 9:48 am #

    My iTunes has been sullied.

  20. GMLand April 4, 2011 at 9:52 am #

    Car in, converting barometrics is easy – just carry the 2.

    Marilyn Manson likes gerbils in his bung hole… just sayin.

  21. Dick April 4, 2011 at 9:55 am #

    Let’s see… Gotta go to Denton cause Stinky left a hubcap to his car in the garage and the remote to his TV in the house. Then to Forney to look at a busted house.

  22. Dick April 4, 2011 at 9:55 am #

    Later gators.

  23. Jazz April 4, 2011 at 10:01 am #

    So, it looks like everyone shook hands with the apocolypse last night/this morning.

    Good morning.

  24. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 10:09 am #

    Howdy, Jazz!

  25. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 10:11 am #

    Car in, converting barometrics is easy – just carry the 2.

    You forgot divide by 7 and subtract 13.

  26. Jay in Ames April 4, 2011 at 10:18 am #

    Just plug it in, try that.

  27. Jazz April 4, 2011 at 10:20 am #

    Hi, Ags. It’ll be a few more days before I can return to my news hunting. I’m looking forward to getting back to that dalliance.

  28. Jay in Ames April 4, 2011 at 10:21 am #

    Oh, look, now Jazz is too busy to search for our news items. He’s acting like he has a job, or something.

  29. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 10:22 am #

    It’ll be a few more days before I can return to my news hunting

    …….

    I have to wait??

  30. Car in April 4, 2011 at 10:25 am #

    Car in, converting barometrics is easy – just carry the 2.

    You forgot divide by 7 and subtract 13.

    See? That’s why I hate metrics.

    Fuck meterics.

  31. GMLand April 4, 2011 at 10:28 am #

    Jazz, that just won’t do. I have throngs (ok 6) of people waiting for me post what I stole from you.

  32. Jazz April 4, 2011 at 10:29 am #

    760 Torr FTW!!!!!!

  33. Jazz April 4, 2011 at 10:30 am #

    LOL, GML. I’ll do my best to be on it again by Wednesday. 😀

  34. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 10:32 am #

    760 Torr FTW!!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    Holy cow, we’re a bunch of geeks….

  35. Jazz April 4, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    Holy cow, we’re a bunch of geeks….

    Hahahahah! When one of us has a problem with moles, it never crosses any of our minds that it might be actually be a lawn problem that needs a solution.

  36. PattyAnn April 4, 2011 at 11:08 am #

  37. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 11:10 am #

    PattyAnn FTW!!!!!!!

    Ooooh…wind is picking up! Maybe I’ll get the rain after all!!

  38. PattyAnn April 4, 2011 at 11:11 am #

    Aggie, that’s my response to “Are You In?” hahaha

  39. Jay in Ames April 4, 2011 at 11:13 am #

    Hey clint, Big Hollywood finally heard about Chicago Code: Big Hollywood: ‘Chicago Code’ Review: A TV Show That Dares Remind Us of Bill Ayers

    And yes, that show was a good one. Especially the ending.

  40. PattyAnn April 4, 2011 at 11:18 am #

    From Momma at Ace’s

    “My hope is that John Boehner and Mitch McConnell will realize that there will be plenty of time to campaign for 2012 in 2012. And that our job this year is to make sure that we build on recovery.”

  41. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 4, 2011 at 11:28 am #

    I was SHOCKED, SHOCKED, I tell you, to wake up and find that it was raining this morning.

    La ninya says that this will likely be the summer that wasn’t.

  42. Jazz April 4, 2011 at 11:29 am #

    ’tis the season for wet t-shirt car washes in BiW’s neighborhood.

  43. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 4, 2011 at 11:32 am #

    ’tis the season for wet t-shirt car washes in BiW’s neighborhood.

    Nope. Too cool. You’d end up with scratches all over the windows and paint. :-p

  44. Jazz April 4, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    Harming/killing a police dog is a class C felony in Washington, punishable by 5 years imprisonment and a $10,000 fine.

    http://tinyurl.com/3uuuaqy

  45. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    My hope is that John Boehner and Mitch McConnell will realize that there will be plenty of time to campaign for 2012 in 2012

    You know, by letting the dems start the campaigning early, the reps can gain an advantage. When the media starts to ask who is running, they can say, “Our job right now is to fix the hell we are in. We can campaign in 2012.”

    This can work if they have the cojones.

  46. Jazz April 4, 2011 at 11:42 am #

    Nope. Too cool. You’d end up with scratches all over the windows and paint. :-p

    So, the car would end up “distressed,” just like the owner.

  47. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 11:42 am #

    Jazz, harming or killing a police dog around here will get the perp protective custody and solitary, too, while he awaits trial/ punishment.

  48. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 4, 2011 at 12:05 pm #

    Guy, that’s the best Facechimp thread in at least a day.

  49. GMLand April 4, 2011 at 12:24 pm #

    Thanks BiW, You’re killing me!!!

    That kid Brian is a movie editor in Hollywood and a convert to conservativism less than a year ago. He’s a great kid.

  50. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 12:29 pm #

    Hurray for salad….

    Sigh….

  51. Jay in Ames April 4, 2011 at 12:36 pm #

    Yay, salad. I hear that. I’m just glad there’s grilled chicken to add to it.

  52. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 12:38 pm #

    I’m just glad there’s grilled chicken to add to it.

    *puts J’Ames on voodoo doll list*

  53. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 4, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    Really? ‘Cause I’ve always been partial to smoked turkey in salad m’self…

  54. PattyAnn April 4, 2011 at 12:43 pm #

    OMG. Daughter just called. Her uncle died last night (dead husband’s brother). This needs to stop right damn now.

  55. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 12:43 pm #

    *adds BisW to list*

  56. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 12:45 pm #

    Holy God in Heaven, PattyAnn!!

    I pray for y’all, for the strength and the comfort you need.

  57. PattyAnn April 4, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

    Thanks, Aggie. This is just too too much. I’ll be offline most of the rest of the day–see y’all later.

  58. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

    Take care, PattyAnn….

  59. Jazz April 4, 2011 at 12:47 pm #

    Prayers and condolences, PA.

  60. agiledog April 4, 2011 at 12:48 pm #

    I like salad. Add 8oz of grilled animal protein, some cooked peas, and hold the lettuce, tomato, celery, onions, mushrooms, and carrots, and you have a great lunch.

  61. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 12:59 pm #

    I avoid peas, but your salad sounds exceptional, AD 😉

  62. GMLand April 4, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    Prayers and condolences, PA.

    x2

  63. Jay in Ames April 4, 2011 at 1:12 pm #

    Mmmm, smoked turkey. I’ll have to get a big ole chunk of that for this weekend, got some charcoal to use up, along with some apple wood.

    So, what do I need to ward off voodoo attacks?

  64. Jay in Ames April 4, 2011 at 1:13 pm #

    So sorry about the news, PA.

  65. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 4, 2011 at 1:14 pm #

    PA,

    Will send some kneemail over lunch.

    And the rest of you need to see Guy’s FB thread right now.

    ‘Tis like a joke thread of old.

  66. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 1:21 pm #

    So, what do I need to ward off voodoo attacks?

    Good question… I only know how to inflict pain, not reverse the damage.

    I shall consult my Santeria practicing uncle. He might know 😉

  67. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 1:22 pm #

    the rest of you need to see Guy’s FB thread right now

    HAHAHAHA!!!! Damn funny!!!

  68. agiledog April 4, 2011 at 1:27 pm #

    And the rest of you need to see Guy’s FB thread right now.

    You’re not my real mom!

    Actually, I don’t do Facebook.

  69. Jay in Ames April 4, 2011 at 1:30 pm #

    Yahoo answers query: How do I ward off black magic/voodoo ? I’m being targeted and my business is trying to be taken over by this?

    Best rated answer: Not believing it’s real will work every time.

    Yahoo ftw!

  70. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 1:32 pm #

    Not believing it’s real will work every time.

    My uncle strikes again 😉

  71. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 4, 2011 at 1:38 pm #

    Actually, I don’t do Facebook.

    Your loss. I have some of the best political conversations on it, and there are a few morons there who don’t really comment anywhere else who are some funneh mofos.

    You could get an account as AD, so we wouldn’t know your real name, Oglethorpe.

  72. GMLand April 4, 2011 at 1:42 pm #

    This is how the thread started and it blossomed into over 150 comments…

    Today, Obama kicks off his 2012 Presidential campaign (when is he not campaigning?). I thought it would be helpful if we could come up with some new slogans for him. Please add yours and I will forward them to HQ.

  73. Jay in Ames April 4, 2011 at 1:49 pm #

    Ixnay on the acebookfay. Can’t get there at work.

    *pouts

  74. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 1:53 pm #

    I thought it would be helpful if we could come up with some new slogans for him.

    “FYNQ 2012!!”

    “Obama 2012: Because he is still more black than white”

  75. Dick April 4, 2011 at 2:50 pm #

    Maybe he’ll get to dress up like the biker.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

  76. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 3:05 pm #

    Hey, it’s 4/04. TODAY NOT FOUND!!!!!

  77. agiledog April 4, 2011 at 3:46 pm #

    Geek.

  78. GMLand April 4, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    This poat reeks of emptiness and loathing.

    *sprays febreze and lights pumpkin scented candle*

  79. Dick April 4, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

    Tailgaters, take note:

  80. agiledog April 4, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    This poat reeks of emptiness and loathing

    Does that make you homesick? 🙂

  81. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 4:07 pm #

    Geek.

    You’re just jealous because I said it first.

    This poat reeks of emptiness and loathing.

    Glad someone appreciates my efforts.

    Tailgaters, take note

    Yikes, though I wonder who was filming and why.

  82. GMLand April 4, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

    Does that make you homesick? 🙂

    – – – –

    thus, the candle!

  83. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 4:17 pm #

    Just FYI, “pumpkin” is an autumn scent….

    *puts out GML’s candle*

    *lights up flower-scented candle*

  84. GMLand April 4, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    mmmm, is that potpourri?

    SYWM!

  85. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    mmmm, is that potpourri?

    No, that’s the kitteh litter box….

  86. roamingfirehydrant April 4, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    Deja vu. Bad weather comin’, school cancelled early. I didn’t get much done at work today.

  87. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 4:24 pm #

    Bad weather comin’, school cancelled early. I didn’t get much done at work today

    All the more reason to drink vino.

    *passes box o’ wine*

  88. roamingfirehydrant April 4, 2011 at 4:29 pm #

    Thank you, Aggie! I posted your 4/04 joke – that was good.

  89. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 4:33 pm #

    I creatively borrowed that from a friend, Roamy 😀

  90. Dick April 4, 2011 at 4:38 pm #

    Roamy, those storms are pretty rough.
    Tie the children down.

  91. roamingfirehydrant April 4, 2011 at 4:41 pm #

    Dick, they are doing chores around the house for me right now, in atonement for messing up the laundry yesterday.

  92. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 4, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

    Oh Dear Mother, are we yet forgiven for our sins? We have mopped the floors, scrubbed the toilets, and scoured the soap scum from the showers.

    Peel a bowl of grapes for me, you errant childen, and I shall consider it.

  93. roamingfirehydrant April 4, 2011 at 4:49 pm #

    Not too far off, BiW.

  94. roamingfirehydrant April 4, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    Oh, BiW, did you put the banhammer down on Jesus Beck at NiceDeb’s? I LOL’d at the “Welcome to moderation” comment.

  95. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    Hm….

    *makes mental note to have kids peel me grapes*

  96. Dick April 4, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    Smile.

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=29e_1301930889

  97. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 5:06 pm #

    Awwww, that’s so sweet, Dick.

  98. roamingfirehydrant April 4, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

    Wow, my ears just popped from the pressure dropping here.

  99. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 4, 2011 at 5:21 pm #

    Oh, BiW, did you put the banhammer down on Jesus Beck at NiceDeb’s? I LOL’d at the “Welcome to moderation” comment.

    Yes, ma’am.

    It kept trying under other names, like “Palin’s Tampon” without apparently realizing that the name, email, and IP all went into the mod filter. Stoopid Liberal.

  100. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 4, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    Wow, my ears just popped from the pressure dropping here.

    Sorry. That was me. I farted.

  101. roamingfirehydrant April 4, 2011 at 5:26 pm #

    I farted.

    Told ya not to eat those bean burritos for lunch.

    I think the storm took out one of the local TV stations.

  102. roamingfirehydrant April 4, 2011 at 5:31 pm #

    I am glad you smacked ’em with the banhammer. I was annoyed at the guy calling NiceDeb an obtuse tool. (I was channeling my inner 4th grader with “takes one to know one!”)

  103. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 5:33 pm #

    Damnit…still sunny out here.

    I WANT RAIN!!!!

    *starts raindance*

  104. Dick April 4, 2011 at 6:02 pm #

    Do it topless, Aggie. That’ll at least get ya tips. (I don’t know about better results)

    Stinky just called. He’s in the Navy’s hands now.

  105. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 6:15 pm #

    I tried topless. Damn Sun is just mocking me!!!

  106. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 6:24 pm #

    And did I mention I scared the dogs away?

  107. Dick April 4, 2011 at 7:01 pm #

    Wouldn’t scare me.

  108. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 7:02 pm #

    You’re not a dog 😉

  109. Dick April 4, 2011 at 7:17 pm #

    This place needs something….
    A new poat!

    Aggie, interested?

  110. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 4, 2011 at 7:31 pm #

    *injects poat with Viagra*

    *waits*

    *feels the same disappointment as the poat’s GF*

  111. LC Aggie Sith April 4, 2011 at 7:34 pm #

    NEW POAT!!!!!!!!

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