And so it begins: Campaign 2012

1 Apr

123 Responses to “And so it begins: Campaign 2012”

  1. GMLand April 1, 2011 at 11:08 am #

    When the future?

  2. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 11:25 am #

    I have nothing to say about this post that won’t get me labeled as a malcontent and a raaaaacist.

    Shifting gears, Indiana fleebaggers are upset at the fines they have to pay for abdicating their responsibilities.

    http://tinyurl.com/3d6jmbz

    As long as you’re at HoosierPundit, this is worth checking out, too:

    http://tinyurl.com/3crqo2u

  3. GMLand April 1, 2011 at 11:27 am #

    Your reluctance to comment based on the fear of being labeled as one, solidifies the fact that you are one!

    Double standards for the win, baby!

  4. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 11:29 am #

    Obese man dies after being found fused to his chair.

    http://tinyurl.com/6kvr7v2

  5. clintbird April 1, 2011 at 11:30 am #

    Can we still say “niggardly” on this blog?

  6. clintbird April 1, 2011 at 11:31 am #

    Have you ever video recorded the face of an “African-American” when, after identifying said self as such, you ask them in what African country were they born? The look is priceless.

  7. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    Taste the shadenfreude. Bathe in the misrepresentation. Glorious lib tears FTW!!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/4y75czd

  8. GMLand April 1, 2011 at 11:38 am #

    Obese man dies after being found fused to his chair.

    – – –

    were they able to save the chair?

  9. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    were they able to save the chair?

    You ever try to scrape oven-baked mac ‘n cheese out of a cassarole dish?

  10. GMLand April 1, 2011 at 11:42 am #

    Can we still say “niggardly” on this blog?

    – – – –

    it is downright TITillating to see that word as common vernacular for this blogg. It was very puissant of you to titivate with your fucoidal impression.

  11. GMLand April 1, 2011 at 11:43 am #

    You ever try to scrape oven-baked mac ‘n cheese out of a cassarole dish?

    – – – –

    *verps*

  12. Car in April 1, 2011 at 11:50 am #

    Ba haa haa … I love it.

  13. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 11:54 am #

    The best part? Many of his voters will see that ad and run right out to vote for him again…and again…and again…and again.

    Thank you, ACORN!

  14. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm #

    Can we still say “niggardly” on this blog?

    I am niggardly in meting out permission to use the word “niggardly.”

  15. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 12:05 pm #

    Niggardly, please!!!

  16. agiledog April 1, 2011 at 12:06 pm #

    Can we still say “niggardly” on this blog?

    Only if you have Absolute. Moral. Authority. (i.e. you’re a libtard.)

  17. GMLand April 1, 2011 at 12:06 pm #

    “where my niggardly’s at?”

  18. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 12:12 pm #

    More Americans work for the government than work in construction, farming, fishing, forestry, manufacturing, mining and utilities combined. We have moved decisively from a nation of makers to a nation of takers. Nearly half of the $2.2 trillion cost of state and local governments is the $1 trillion-a-year tab for pay and benefits of state and local employees. Is it any wonder that so many states and cities cannot pay their bills?

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704050204576219073867182108.html

    Can you say “Oh Shit!”?

    I knew you could.

  19. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    Can you say “Oh Shit!”?

    Yes, along with “fucking hell”, along with, “let the motherfuckers burn.”

  20. agiledog April 1, 2011 at 12:30 pm #

    “Yes, along with …”

    Don’t forget: “Get a rope.”

  21. clintbird April 1, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    Wuh, woa … AD may have just crossed “the line.”

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  22. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 12:36 pm #

    Well, I would hate it if a line was crossed.

    *adopts a stern look*

    Doggie? Did you cross a line?

  23. GMLand April 1, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    A synonym for Niggardly is, illiberal.

    do with it what you will.

  24. Car in April 1, 2011 at 12:44 pm #

    nappy

  25. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 1:26 pm #

    Who kilt it?

  26. agiledog April 1, 2011 at 1:43 pm #

    Doggie? Did you cross a line?

    I might have pee’d on one…..

  27. GMLand April 1, 2011 at 1:51 pm #

    *gives poat wet willie*

  28. Dick April 1, 2011 at 2:22 pm #

    Okay, my toils for the day are finished and I’m booked up for two weeks out.
    Fuck Obama with one of these.

  29. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 2:22 pm #

    I might have pee’d on one…..

    Who hasn’t? Having a target helps.

  30. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 2:32 pm #

    I might have pee’d on one…

    As long as it wasn’t an electric fence.

  31. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 2:56 pm #

    Me, too, Dick. In fact, I did it a couple of times because I wasn’t all that impressed with the jolt – I thought there’d be more to it than there was.

  32. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 3:17 pm #

    I thought there’d be more to it than there was.

  33. Dick April 1, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    Biw, Liberals like that Mary Jo cunt need to be taken out and shot.
    Fuck her. Fuck her family, and fuck anyone who sides with these self righteous cocksuckers.
    They all need to be put to death via a round to the back of the skull.
    Fuck them.

    Firm letter to follow.

  34. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    Rush makes SO MANY good point and has really great incisive commentary.

    So why does the guy make me stabby when I listen to him? Geez, louise – I’m surprised no one has to scrape my innards off the walls from a high blood pressure incident. I agree with him 98% of the time!

  35. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 4:27 pm #

    You know, I know what it is – in my mind, Rush is like Alcoholics Anonymous for conservatives. People go there to get and remind themselves of the message and to find support. I can’t go there unless I need “the cure,” though, because I find it dreary, depressing, and infuriating when I’m not in crisis (which is almost all the time).

  36. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 4:30 pm #

    And just how many people will take offense to that comment? 😉

  37. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 4:36 pm #

    Jazz, I’d denounce you, but the truth is, I just can’t find the strength to give a damn.

  38. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 4:45 pm #

    I loved when she told Rush the money to pay for their healthcare came from the federal gov’t, not the people.

    And by “loved” I mean “wanted to take a three piston asshammer to her head”.

  39. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    Well, BiW, what I described is the ambiance I perceive, not the objective truth of the situation.

  40. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    I’m trying to remember a mid-80s English pop group. The only album I can remember had a drab cover of a couple of folks who weren’t really the focal point and a an Brit-styled motorcycle on the front. The music would have resembled a cross between Pet Shop Boys and Marillion, I think. Any help?

  41. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 5:02 pm #

    Got it! It was Prefab Sprout. THAT was an exercise!

  42. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 5:03 pm #

    Holy cow, Jazz…never heard of them.

  43. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

    Objective truth?

    You need more time with the legacy media. The conditioning obviously hasn’t taken yet if you still believe in such antiquated notions as “objective truth”.

  44. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

    And I totally messed up the cover description:

    http://tinyurl.com/3s5dhec

  45. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 5:07 pm #

    You remember Simply Red? I never was a big fan of him, but man, I enjoy this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq0J-aAWhvw

    Be warned: The music is colored in the vibrant hues of 80s synthesizers

  46. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 5:10 pm #

    I do remember Simply Red, and that song 🙂

  47. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 5:13 pm #

    The conditioning obviously hasn’t taken yet if you still believe in such antiquated notions as “objective truth”.

    I fucking HATE relativists.

    Translation: Liberals are fucking fundamentally dishonest even to themselves.

  48. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 5:15 pm #

    I sure have been getting a lot of mileage out of the f-bomb lately. And not just here. It’s spicing up all of my conversations these days.

  49. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 5:17 pm #

    Aggie, if you like 80s music, that song (“Love Breaks Down”) is off an album entitled “Two Wheels Good” in the US and “Steve McQueen” in the UK. It really is quite a fine album, eminently listenable even now.

  50. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 5:18 pm #

    For Jazz:

  51. MCPO Airdale April 1, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    OMG! Local news is all agog at Nuclear power plants in our area. When was the last time central Pennsylvania had a fucking tsunami, you fucking jackwads??!?

  52. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 5:26 pm #

    Translation: Liberals are fucking fundamentally dishonest even to themselves.

    Which I wouldn’t mind, but when they start attacking certain institutions for holding those beliefs, I get pissed.

    Great read on that subject?

    http://www.amazon.com/Truth-War-Fighting-Certainty-Deception/dp/140020240X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1301693183&sr=1-1

  53. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 5:34 pm #

    OMG! Local news is all agog at Nuclear power plants in our area. When was the last time central Pennsylvania had a fucking tsunami, you fucking jackwads??!?

    Aren’t you paying attention??? They’re NUKULAR!!!!!! YOU COULD ALL DIE OF RADIATION POISONING RIGHT NOW!!!

    Seriously, how else can this administration continue on its path to regress this nation backwards two centuries you you stubbornly cling to your electricity and internal cumbustion engines?

  54. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 5:46 pm #

    You forgot the ELEVENTY!!!, BisW 😉

  55. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 5:56 pm #

    BiW, I heard this song on the drive home and thought of you. Pearls do that.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ChWF6Sb-cM

  56. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 5:58 pm #

    To which Rocketboy says, “I sign my letters with zeros and ones.”

  57. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 6:00 pm #

    I never received a letter signed with xs or os.

    But I have received letters with cursing in them.

    I keep telling myself that it’s a gift.

    SYWMs.

  58. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 6:02 pm #

    I sign my letters with a blue pen.

  59. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 6:05 pm #

    I sign EVERYTHING with blue pen. It’s a must.

  60. MCPO Airdale April 1, 2011 at 6:06 pm #

    BiW – The nitwits on our local news have been hanging from the rafters and screaming, “We’re all gonna die!” since the earthquake and tsunami. It’s fucking sad that so many people buy into the their ratings gambit as objective reporting and truth.

  61. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 6:09 pm #

    BiW, did you ever get a letter with SWAK on the envelope flap?

  62. Jazz April 1, 2011 at 6:12 pm #

    BiW, did you ever get a letter sealed with anthrax?

    Check your mail, please. 😛

  63. clintbird April 1, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

    All of you hop in your cars and hurry to join Mrs. Clintbird and me for dinner tonight – Dutch treat, of course.

    http://leawood.thebluemoosebarandgrill.com/

  64. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 6:14 pm #

    Hm…I have signed letter with Xs and Os in red pen.

    I sign letters in black ink.

    And SWAK on Hubby’s envelopes were a must.

  65. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 6:14 pm #

    MCPO, they are doing the same thing here with the Browns Ferry nuke plant. Like the Tennessee is going to have tsunamis!

    Now, a F-5 tornado, THAT I would worry about.

  66. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 6:15 pm #

    Hey, it finally stopped raining for a few minutes here!

  67. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 6:16 pm #

    And SWAK on Hubby’s envelopes were a must.

    😀 Good, Aggie!

  68. MCPO Airdale April 1, 2011 at 6:22 pm #

  69. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 6:23 pm #

    Now that I think about it, he never sent Xs and Os or SWAK on the envelopes…

    Men… 😉

  70. MCPO Airdale April 1, 2011 at 6:25 pm #

    Yeah, when I deployed, I signed them “SWAP”

  71. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 6:26 pm #

    BiW, did you ever get a letter with SWAK on the envelope flap?

    No. That would imply strong positive feelings from a female. I’ve only ever inspired strong feelings…once I jolt them out of apathy, that is.

    BiW, did you ever get a letter sealed with anthrax?

    No. I don’t open Special Agent DiNozzo’s mail.

    I have, however, received flaming bags of poo in my email before. Does that count?

  72. PattyAnn April 1, 2011 at 6:29 pm #

    I carry my own pen with me and sign everything with it. Blue ink.

    Why do we do this?

  73. MCPO Airdale April 1, 2011 at 6:31 pm #

    I use a crayon in “Burnt Umber”.

  74. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 6:32 pm #

    Because photocopiers are better than they used to be, and despite color copiers, it is less likely that something signed in blue ink is a copy rather than an original.

  75. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 6:33 pm #

    Ok, time to go feed the kids.

    SWAK!!!!!!!!!!!

  76. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 6:33 pm #

    I use a crayon in “Burnt Umber”.

    And those pads with the REALLY wide lines and the line guides through the middle of each line.

    Fine motor skills are a bitch, are they not?

  77. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 6:46 pm #

    I have, however, received flaming bags of poo in my email before. Does that count?

    hmmm, e. coli? Maybe.

  78. PattyAnn April 1, 2011 at 6:48 pm #

    Tweels. I want them.

    http://www.gizmag.com/go/3603/picture/26521/

  79. MCPO Airdale April 1, 2011 at 6:57 pm #

    Fine motor skills are a bitch, are they not?

    It’s all giggles and games until your first stroke!

  80. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 7:32 pm #

    MCPO, no fair killing the poat.

  81. PattyAnn April 1, 2011 at 7:34 pm #

    That was probably my fault, Roamy. I’m the one that brought the tweels.

  82. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 7:35 pm #

    Tweels are cool, PA.

    How YOU doin’?

  83. PattyAnn April 1, 2011 at 8:00 pm #

    I’m really dragging tonight. And I didn’t even meet Dick.

  84. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 1, 2011 at 8:02 pm #

    The Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes:
    http://museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/

    And find out what your name’s anagram is:
    http://deanjackson.dj/nameanagram/
    Mine is OK Cheaters…..

  85. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 1, 2011 at 8:04 pm #

    Mr. TiFW came home, turned on the TV, then promptly disappeared upstairs. I haven’t seen or heard from him in about 1/2 an hour.

    Hope he didn’t fall in –

  86. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 8:05 pm #

    Sorry to hear you’re dragging, PA, but I understand completely.

    Teresa, I love the MIT jokes.

  87. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX April 1, 2011 at 8:08 pm #

    Whoever says that engineers don’t have a great sense of humor hasn’t been hanging around the right engineers….

  88. PattyAnn April 1, 2011 at 8:17 pm #

    My anagram name is “Rampant, by an ant”.

    Wanna good laugh? Dick’s real name anagram is “Knob Detector” *snicker, snicker*

  89. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 8:22 pm #

    Back from dinner, and I didn’t cave into temptation at Baskin Robbins.

    *pats self on back*

  90. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 8:25 pm #

    Mine is “On smiles lie”. PattyAnn.

    Dick’s is perfect 😀

  91. PattyAnn April 1, 2011 at 8:42 pm #

    Yours is a good one, Aggie, but you’re right–Dick’s is PERFECT.

  92. PattyAnn April 1, 2011 at 8:42 pm #

    Haha! BiW’s is “Toxic Clown NIL”

  93. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 8:44 pm #

    Toxic Clown NIL

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!

  94. PattyAnn April 1, 2011 at 8:48 pm #

    CB is ” Sorry! Raw Parl”

    Guy’s is “Damn! Ugly”

    I don’t know any more real names.

  95. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 8:51 pm #

    GML’s is “Damn Ugly”???

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    I can’t wait to see how he reacts to that 😀

  96. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 8:52 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My name anagram is (drum roll)

    I’M CRANKIER IF ON

  97. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 8:55 pm #

    I’M CRANKIER IF ON

    That’s right up there with Dick’s 😆

  98. PattyAnn April 1, 2011 at 8:59 pm #

    For Goodness sake, TURN IT OFF, ROAMY! SOMEBODY FIND ROAMY’S KNOB!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  99. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 9:04 pm #

    Great….

    I just spewed my tea everywhere.

  100. PattyAnn April 1, 2011 at 9:07 pm #

    Sorry, Aggie. I couldn’t help myself.

  101. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 9:11 pm #

    SOMEBODY FIND ROAMY’S KNOB!

    It’s cold but not THAT cold!

  102. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 9:12 pm #

    *thud*

  103. Dick April 1, 2011 at 9:16 pm #

    Are y’all talkin’ about girly bits and parts?

  104. LC Aggie Sith April 1, 2011 at 9:17 pm #

    We are now that you’re here 😉

  105. PattyAnn April 1, 2011 at 9:26 pm #

    We must be, Mr. Knob Detector.

  106. MCPO Airdale April 1, 2011 at 9:27 pm #

    My anagram name is DARKLY WEED.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvGJvzwKqg0

  107. PattyAnn April 1, 2011 at 9:28 pm #

    ^ Hahaha, these just keep getting better and better.

  108. roamingfirehydrant April 1, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

    DARKLY WEED.

    **plays “Shanty” again.

  109. Dick April 1, 2011 at 9:37 pm #

    Knob Detector, huh?
    M’kay. Hey! Guess who just got a new 42″ 1080 LCD TV cause his kid’s going into the Navy?

    Yep, it’s good to be me.

  110. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 9:41 pm #

    Good grief. I swear, sometimes Rutherford is the densest person I know. He isn’t gonna like the answer I gave him on my latest poat.

  111. Dick April 1, 2011 at 9:46 pm #

    He’s gonna hate my answer.

  112. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

    If he even acknowledges your answer…

  113. MCPO Airdale April 1, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

    Dick – Stinky leaving you the TV for safe keeping”??

  114. Dick April 1, 2011 at 10:09 pm #

    Chief, he’s leaving all his shit with us. Once he hits his permanent duty station, we’ll figure out what he wants there and how to get it to him.

  115. Dick April 1, 2011 at 10:10 pm #

    If he even acknowledges your answer…

    Fuck that lil’ communist piece of trash.

  116. MCPO Airdale April 1, 2011 at 10:11 pm #

    If he’s aboard ship, which I suspect, he’ll need two shirts, a pair of jeans and some boots. . . for liberty calls.

  117. MCPO Airdale April 1, 2011 at 10:39 pm #

    Nice tune!

  118. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere April 1, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    Mitch Ryder was a treasure, Chief.

    New Poat.

  119. Dick April 1, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    Pack light. That makes sense, Chief.

    ‘night homophobes, racists, & Tea Partier’s.

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