New Poat

27 Mar

Obligatory remarks on current events, weather, and global killers.

Insert random photo here:

Make brutal observations about the stupidity of such a poat.

End by summarizing the futility of teaching libtards, and poke fun at the fucktards.

FIN.

77 Responses to “New Poat”

  1. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 1:08 pm #

    Most idiotic and useless poat evah!!!

  2. Dick March 27, 2011 at 1:10 pm #

    BEST POAT EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. PattyAnn March 27, 2011 at 2:21 pm #

    Good poat. Nice and clean. So far.

    Before surgery, half a pot in the morning, half a pot after dinner. Post surgery, one cup in the morning, one cup at dinner. No, I don’t understand it either.

  4. MCPO Airdale March 27, 2011 at 2:23 pm #

    Profound. . . and deep.
    Deep and profound.

    This is my way of saying, “What the fuck is this shit?!”

  5. clintbird March 27, 2011 at 2:29 pm #

    I am frankly left with a mind that can best be described as a blank slate.

  6. Dick March 27, 2011 at 2:38 pm #

    Damn… Cloudy, a bit chilly and misty all day so far here in D/FW.
    On the other hand, we’re tsunami free.

  7. Dick March 27, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

    This dumbass is going to die tomorrow.
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/uaefranceoffbeat

  8. Dick March 27, 2011 at 2:55 pm #

    Woops, maybe not. The pussy’s gonna use a rope and harness.

  9. MCPO Airdale March 27, 2011 at 3:09 pm #

    Still a dumbass. . .

  10. Dick March 27, 2011 at 3:26 pm #

    Chief, how was the evening out with your lovely, yet tactical bride.

  11. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 27, 2011 at 3:27 pm #

    Only 1 of Wonderboy’s Final Four picks is still in the running, and they’re currently behind the #11 seed. If there’s any justice, they, too, will fall, and Bammie will keep his “winning” streak going.

    One wonders if this means that the Libyan rebels are gonna fail spectacularly as well.

    If I were a member of a revolutionary force in a foreign country, I think I’d say, “Thanks, but no thanks” if Bambi came to call….

  12. Dick March 27, 2011 at 3:35 pm #

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Fuck you, Obama!
    Total bitchslap!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmHHpld7Y3k

  13. MCPO Airdale March 27, 2011 at 3:41 pm #

    Had a great time! Our friends from D.C. came up and we met up with another couple from here.

  14. Dick March 27, 2011 at 3:44 pm #

    Very cool! Glad ya enjoyed it.
    Any dead hookers left over after the evening?

  15. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 3:45 pm #

    Total bitchslap!

    Can you imagine what his dad is feeling right now???

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  16. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 3:46 pm #

    So once again, the Prez’ picks go down in flames.

    *gives Karma booze and dead hookers*

  17. Dick March 27, 2011 at 3:54 pm #

    Sexy as all get out, but just a bit too far from the water. Nice acreage though.
    http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/14178-Oak-Branch-Rd-Delmar-DE-19940/76311901_zpid/

    Sweet repo next to the bay.
    http://www.greatrealestate.com/ListingDetail.aspx?LID=20204839&MLSID=262&MetroAreaID=224

    The homeowners are dropping like flies and saturating the market now.
    It’s soooo good to be me!

  18. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 4:00 pm #

    I like the first better than the second, but would have to do some work on the kitchen and that closet.

    The second has a lot of space and nice view, though.

  19. MCPO Airdale March 27, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    Dick – Is there a stream or pond on the first property?

  20. Dick March 27, 2011 at 4:14 pm #

    No water that I can see, Chief, but that could be cured with 3.5 acres.
    Aggie, I seriously dig the log cabin look, but the other is closer to the folks, and the beach, and the tight bodies in tiny bikinis…

  21. Dick March 27, 2011 at 4:15 pm #

    And you’re right, Aggie. The kitchen on the first one looks like ass.

  22. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 4:37 pm #

    The kitchen and baths sell a house Dick. If it’s shitty, you can get a great deal on the house.

    And since you do egggggsellent work, I see a bargain in your future.

    And I did say the second has the better view 😉

  23. Dick March 27, 2011 at 4:41 pm #

    The second has a better location for my business, and Kelly could have multiple hammocks hanging from the porches.
    Dual win.

  24. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 27, 2011 at 4:43 pm #

    THERE IS A GOD!!!!! 0 for 4 – Bammie’s picks are all watching the Final Four from their dorm rooms……

  25. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 4:48 pm #

    0 for 4 – Bammie’s picks are all watching the Final Four from their dorm rooms……

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Dick March 27, 2011 at 4:53 pm #

    Obama has issues picking his ass, let alone college ball games.

  27. gmland March 27, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

    Do Not, I repeat, do not jump on the trampoline with the kids immediately after eating chicken noodle soup.

    End of public service announcement.

  28. MCPO Airdale March 27, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    Ralph!

    Huey!

    Buick!

  29. Dick March 27, 2011 at 5:30 pm #

    Remember kids! When ya blow chunks out of the side door of a Huey, it comes right back in, with a quality shotgun effect.

  30. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 27, 2011 at 6:01 pm #

    I’m guessin’ the “1-hour rule” might need to be implemented for the trampoline….

    (Never did make much sense for the swimming pool, though)

  31. PattyAnn March 27, 2011 at 6:12 pm #

    I like the street name of house #2 and that sunlight coming into the kitchen!

  32. Dick March 27, 2011 at 6:30 pm #

    There’s a few good houses for sale in that area, PA.
    The best part is most of them are only occupied two or three months out of the year as vacation homes.

  33. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 6:45 pm #

    Do Not, I repeat, do not jump on the trampoline with the kids immediately after eating chicken noodle soup.

    *secretly hopes Mrs. GML was videotaping it*

  34. Dick March 27, 2011 at 7:30 pm #

    *pees in corner of poat.

  35. Dick March 27, 2011 at 7:53 pm #

    *puts round into website’s brain*

  36. MCPO Airdale March 27, 2011 at 7:58 pm #

    OUCH!

  37. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 8:35 pm #

    *sets poat on fire*

  38. MCPO Airdale March 27, 2011 at 8:38 pm #

  39. Dick March 27, 2011 at 8:49 pm #

    Finally watching ‘Letters from Iwo Jima’ tonight.
    Not bad.

  40. Leonid Breshnev's Liver March 27, 2011 at 8:51 pm #

    Still too sober.

    *roots around for bottle of Val-U-Rite hidden under the seat of the Chief’s Rascal*

  41. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 8:55 pm #

    Breshie, that’s not Valu-Rite, petrushka.

  42. Dick March 27, 2011 at 9:07 pm #

    Hey Liver boy, you thinkin’ about suing Breshnev yet?

  43. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 27, 2011 at 9:26 pm #

    Coming soon to a country near you.

    Substitute “Nightwatch” for “Organizing for America”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3VA9pZ_kY0

  44. roamingfirehydrant March 27, 2011 at 9:34 pm #

    Howdy.

  45. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 9:40 pm #

    I will take out my Babylon 5 DVDs after the 15th to watch everyday…

  46. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 9:41 pm #

    Howdy, Roamy!!

    *hugs*

  47. roamingfirehydrant March 27, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

    **hugs Aggie**

    Tell me why I caved in to the fundraiser and bought a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. Holy cow, these are good.

  48. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 27, 2011 at 9:48 pm #

    Krispy Kreme?

    Sounds like a lot of cardio to take care of their special gifts.

  49. roamingfirehydrant March 27, 2011 at 9:49 pm #

    BiW, yes. There is nostalgia at work, too. Dad proposed to Mom in a Krispy Kreme donut shop. You could tell the level of the doghouse he was in, whether he brought home donuts, flowers, or jewelry.

  50. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 27, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

    Doghouse? What’s that?

  51. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

    Have one for me, Roamy.

    *whimper*

  52. roamingfirehydrant March 27, 2011 at 9:57 pm #

    Doghouse? What’s that?

    heh

  53. Dick March 27, 2011 at 10:01 pm #

    Hey poaters, how’s everybody?

  54. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 10:02 pm #

    I am imagining eating a doughnut right now, Dick.

  55. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 27, 2011 at 10:03 pm #

    Tired. I’ve felt like a lukewarm bowl of Alpo all weekend.

  56. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 10:05 pm #

    Getting the flu, BisW??

    *gives Bisw chicken soup and blankie*

  57. roamingfirehydrant March 27, 2011 at 10:06 pm #

    Hi Dick. BiW, how’s your sugar?

  58. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 27, 2011 at 10:09 pm #

    Sugar hasn’t been great. I know the two are related and the arthritis has been kicking my ass all weekend too.

  59. roamingfirehydrant March 27, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    (((hugs BiW, breaks out the melted paraffin thingy for his hands)))

  60. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 27, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    On the flip side, I finished the book about Paul Revere that I’ve been reading, and I almost got a nap yesterday and today.

    Way back before I had children, I could actually get away with a nap…

  61. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 27, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    You know, I think we have one of those things around here…but I don’t think we have any parafin.

  62. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 10:17 pm #

    You can always warm some towels in the microwave and wrap them around your hands.

  63. Dick March 27, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

    G’night guys, I’m tired and done.
    Roamy, take care of that big heart.
    BiW, take care of the blood sugar
    Aggie, the kids are your job. Sorry.

  64. LC Aggie Sith March 27, 2011 at 10:31 pm #

    Yep, time to shower and get to bed. Y’all have a great evening 🙂

  65. roamingfirehydrant March 27, 2011 at 10:46 pm #

    Thanks, Dick, I will. I’m hoping to keep getting some strength back.

  66. Dick March 28, 2011 at 8:18 am #

    Heh… Another dumbass bully wants to fight. Silly wabbit…
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7a8_1301261171

  67. roamingfirehydrant March 28, 2011 at 8:32 am #

    Good morning. **fires up another pot of coffee

  68. roamingfirehydrant March 28, 2011 at 8:51 am #

    Off to work.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi41K4zY8O4

  69. GMLand March 28, 2011 at 9:20 am #

    mmmmmm, coffee.

  70. GMLand March 28, 2011 at 9:41 am #

    *throws banana peel at poat*

  71. LC Aggie Sith March 28, 2011 at 9:51 am #

    *picks up banana peel*

    *throws it back at GML*

    *runs*

  72. Jay in Ames March 28, 2011 at 9:52 am #

    Has anyone read The Roots of Obama’s Rage by Dinesh D’Souza? He has a plausible and interesting theory on what Obama’s outlook on American life is.

  73. LC Aggie Sith March 28, 2011 at 9:55 am #

    It’s on my reading list, J’Ames. I like Dinesh, and he tends to draw his conclusions logically.

  74. GMLand March 28, 2011 at 9:56 am #

    Soon as I finish Bush’s book, Imma gonna get that one, J’ames.

  75. Jay in Ames March 28, 2011 at 10:13 am #

    I’m wondering how D’Souza’s theory (anti-colonial influences) would be affected if Bill Ayers did indeed write Dreams from my Father. A lot of his research was based on that book.

    Regardless of who wrote that book, Barack Obama Sr. was not a very nice person to his family.

  76. Car in March 28, 2011 at 10:27 am #

    obligatory daily morning-ish comment.

  77. LC Aggie Sith March 28, 2011 at 10:39 am #

    At the risk of sounding redundant… NEW POAT!!

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