Did I sleep with Sandra Lee?

22 Mar

Last night Kelly informed me that I was stationed at Ft. Lewis around the same time the ultimate non-chef, Sandra Lee, was growing up. An alarm went off in my head, especially considering I had bagged a tall blond chick named Sandra while I was there. So I did some checking.

Sandra Lee is a good six or seven years younger than I am so I probably tagged a different Sandra.
Now I’ll have to go back and check the memory banks on that MP’s wife.

And Sandra? You can’t cook. Stop pretending.

In other news:

This guy totally blows a career as Voldermort’s stunt double.

Update:
The fastest way to determine if a nation is a third world country.
Their douchebags always have to stand on the wreckage of a downed jet.
Always.

Update:

Mmmmmm…. Nigella.

 

IMPORTANT UPDATE (MCPO Airdale):

Lick that ice cream! Lick it!

169 Responses to “Did I sleep with Sandra Lee?”

  1. Dick March 22, 2011 at 8:28 am #

    Informative and useless. The perfect poat.

  2. roamingfirehydrant March 22, 2011 at 8:55 am #

    So who’s the poorer cook – Sandra or Rachael Ray?

    My dad watches the Food Network and yells at the chefs when they screw up.

  3. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 9:03 am #

    I have to go with Rachel Ray, since perky tends to drive me batshit.

  4. Dick March 22, 2011 at 9:06 am #

    Sandra is definitely the lesser chef of the two. Rachael is a real chef, believe it or not. She’s just annoying.
    Her cookbooks are very good.

  5. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 9:10 am #

    There is some merit to what you say, Dick. But I have her first cookbook (Ray’s), and there is a chef that is featured with Ray as the more prominent of the two. Gave me the impression that she learned as she went along.

    Disclaimer: Never heard of this Sandra chick.

  6. Dick March 22, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    Aggie, Sandra invented cocktail time on the Food Network.
    Kelly frequently uses Rachael’s books to cook from and I gotta admit, it’s all been very good.
    Nothing bad yet.

  7. Dick March 22, 2011 at 9:38 am #

    Aggie, these people (mostly chicks) show no mercy on Sandra.

    http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3152018

  8. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 9:54 am #

    Dick, after reading that thread, I’m going to have to watch an episode. I love a good train wreck 😉

  9. clintbird March 22, 2011 at 10:08 am #

    If I ever start watching The Food Channel as I age, it’s time for my younger relatives to pull my plug.

    Just sayin’ …

  10. PattyAnn March 22, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    Whew! What a close call. We would’ve had to ban Dick if he had slept with Sandra. Right?

  11. Jay in Ames March 22, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    FTR, Rachel admits to not being a chef, she is only a cook. She helped Mario Batali on Iron Chef once, didn’t she?

    I get lots of ideas from 30 minute meals.

  12. Dick March 22, 2011 at 11:46 am #

    Rachael’s 365 No Repeats book is a good one. Nigella Lawson and Ina Gartner also have good books

  13. Dick March 22, 2011 at 11:47 am #

    And yep, she worked as the sous chef for Super Mario. They won.

  14. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    I love The Pioneer Woman. She cooks 🙂

    I don’t watch cooking shows much, but I do enjoy watching someone cook who really enjoys it. Lawson positively ignites the screen.

  15. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    We would’ve had to ban Dick if he had slept with Sandra. Right?

    I don’t know about banning, but she definitely wouldn’t make the cut for Dick’s Harem™ 😉

  16. Dick March 22, 2011 at 12:04 pm #

    Lawson’s magnificent and legendary boobage positively ignites the screen.

    Fixt.

  17. Jay in Ames March 22, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

    Mmmmm, Nigella.

    And come on, most males would hit Sandra Lee. Admit it. She breathing, after all.

  18. Dick March 22, 2011 at 12:13 pm #

    What’s the old saying…
    8 to 80, crippled, blind, or crazy.

  19. Dick March 22, 2011 at 12:20 pm #

    Updated with Nigella hawtness.

  20. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 12:38 pm #

    Nice updates, Dick.

    *wants to be Nigella when she grows up*

  21. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 22, 2011 at 1:23 pm #

    Nigella Lawson is proof that God wants us to eat butter.

    I’m just sayin’…..

  22. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 22, 2011 at 1:25 pm #

    Oh, and here’s my latest foray into the blogosphere.
    http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2011/03/22/top-ten-rejected-obama-mission-names/
    Please feel free to comment/pass along/ignore.
    All I ask is that you be gentle with me….

  23. agiledog March 22, 2011 at 1:28 pm #

    Rachel is a good cook – she is not a chef.

    I also think she is too perky to spend any significant time around.

    Nigella cooks? Food? Hadn’t noticed….

  24. agiledog March 22, 2011 at 1:31 pm #

    And I actually got my wife two cookbooks as one of her presents at Christmas. Bobby Flay books, or course.

    Honest – she asked for them.

  25. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 2:02 pm #

    Teresa, I’m in moderation at your blog 🙂

  26. Car in March 22, 2011 at 2:13 pm #

    Busy busy today.

  27. agiledog March 22, 2011 at 2:14 pm #

    So what are you doing here, Car in? Don’t you have stop ferrying to do? And no texting while driving.

  28. agiledog March 22, 2011 at 2:14 pm #

    “stop” = “some”

    Sheesh!

  29. Car in March 22, 2011 at 2:20 pm #

    I have 15 minutes between the morning of car shopping and the afternoon of doctor appointments and kid ferrying.

    So you guys better start getting funny pretty freakin fast.

  30. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 2:32 pm #

    Nigella Lawson makes my spatula fly around the room.

  31. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 2:35 pm #

    Sister and niece at the optometrist’s:

    Niece: Mom, what’s that? (points to instrument)

    Sister: I don’t know, honey. I’m a librarian, not a doctor.

    Niece: (Big sigh) I guess you can read about it…

    Sister: ……

  32. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 3:11 pm #

    Nigella makes me all tingly in my swimsuit area!!!

    And good day to you all!

  33. Dick March 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm #

    I have to disagree, AG. Rachael knows enough and has the skills to qualify as a chef. Maybe not Super Mario or Car Cora quality, but Lord knows I wouldn’t kick her out of the kitchen.

  34. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 3:21 pm #

    Howdy, MCPO.

    Dick, your tolerance of perky must be waaaaaaay higher than mine, though I can always wear earplugs if Ray cooks in my kitchen 😀

  35. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 3:22 pm #

    Extraordinary update added. . .

  36. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 3:31 pm #

    Damn! Didn’t realize I needed a shower that badly!

    *mopes off – stage left*

  37. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

    I thought he’d never leave. Now Nigella and I can be alone.

  38. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 4:04 pm #

    Ever time I vow to be civil, Obama proves what a low-class piece for shit he truly is. . . http://tinyurl.com/4c3vxvr

  39. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

    Well, the difference between then and now is that this time, we have HIM.

  40. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 4:15 pm #

    Is this now a Nigella blog?

  41. Dick March 22, 2011 at 4:16 pm #

    Fuck Obama and that hairy assed wookie he married.

  42. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 4:17 pm #

    While not pearls, they make me happy!!

    http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/03/bling/

  43. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 4:22 pm #

    Is this now a Nigella blog?

    Got a problem with that?

  44. Dick March 22, 2011 at 4:22 pm #

    I’d go to war for these folks.

    “He was concerned that the medical staff were Gaddafi sympathizers and Omar tried to convince him of their real work by showing a phone video she had taken of civilian victims from Saturday’s military assault on Benghazi. The doctors stayed with him until he relaxed and opened up a bit, they said. “After two hours, he started to speak and started to smile,” said Omar. The pilot reportedly confirmed he was American and said he thought the plane had gone down for technical reasons. But he refused to give much personal information or confirm whether there was another pilot with him, the sources said.

    Not long after the pilot’s arrival, rebel officials brought him a bouquet of flowers, they said. “He was a very nice guy,” said Ibrahim Ismail, 42, a Libyan businessman who said he met the pilot at the hotel. “He came to free the Libyan people.” As Ismail spoke, a fellow businessman said, “I thought we agreed not talk about this,” indicating that rebel officials were trying to keep the pilot’s stay in Benghazi under wraps. Even though the pilot had a radio with a large aerial, he wanted help communicating with his family. Omar, the doctor, took him up to the hotel’s Internet café and tried to help him arrange a Skype chat which didn’t go through. Someone eventually brought the pilot a Thuraya satellite phone which he used to call his family. The witnesses at the hotel say the pilot left in a civilian car in the early morning hours.”

  45. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

    Dick – I’m not sure the rebels are any better than the asshole in the bunker in Tripoli. Just glad the Pilot and RIO made it out OK.

  46. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 4:43 pm #

    Got a problem with that?

    Hell, no!! Just wanted to make sure 😉

  47. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 4:48 pm #

    Aggie – Are the boys at school? Did you get a nap today?

  48. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    MCPO, Spring Break is over, thankfully. And weirdly enough, I did nap this morning 🙂

  49. beasn March 22, 2011 at 4:54 pm #

    I watch the food network and just copied off a recipe. Right now, Giada is on.

    And speaking of the poor man without a face, I’m not sure, if it were me, that I’d get another one. It’s not like I’d be able to see it, just give me nostrils.

    He’s gonna have to take all those drugs that will screw up his immune system.

  50. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 4:54 pm #

    Did you dream of gilded machetes?

  51. beasn March 22, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

    Did pig laundry, doing our laundry, made a cake for beasnette’s extra credit project, prepping the turkey for the pot pie, hand fed the pigs 3x, ran to vet for Lincoln’s fluids……

    …oh, gotta go buy a board and box for the cake…

    If someone wins the lotto before me, please share? I’ll send you a nekkid picture for a million bucks.

  52. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 5:09 pm #

    What do the piggies wear that their laundry needs to be done??

  53. agiledog March 22, 2011 at 5:09 pm #

    It’s a deal, Cupcake.

    Wait – nekkid picture of whom/what? Not one of the pigs…

  54. Dick March 22, 2011 at 5:10 pm #

    I’ll send you a nekkid picture for a million bucks.

    Of who, and for HOW much? I have to pass.

  55. Dick March 22, 2011 at 5:11 pm #

    Chief, those folks he met in the hotel are decent. I can’t account for anybody else, but those folks are worth fighting for.

  56. Dick March 22, 2011 at 5:16 pm #

    Fucking Rambo wannabe Jarheads…

  57. beasn March 22, 2011 at 5:20 pm #

    With Mr. Beasn’s permission, it would be a picture of moi. Nothing hardcore. I’m shy.

    Chief, pig laundry is the fleece/towels I use for the recovery cage and cloth diapers I use when I feed the ginger one.

  58. beasn March 22, 2011 at 5:21 pm #

    I’d want half a mil up front. In cash.

  59. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 22, 2011 at 5:21 pm #

    OMG – William Shatner is 80 years old today????!!!!!!!

    Dude sure does look good for his age……

  60. Dick March 22, 2011 at 5:22 pm #

    I’d want half a mil up front. In cash.

    Nada gonna happen.

  61. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 5:29 pm #

    Did you dream of gilded machetes?

    No, but there was chocolate pudding, two bottles of wine, and explosive ordnance.

  62. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 5:32 pm #

    Dude sure does look good for his age……

    Botox, a toupee, and a sense of humor help.

    Beasn, hope the piggies are doing well!!

  63. beasn March 22, 2011 at 5:33 pm #

    Nada gonna happen.

    How about out of the kindness of your heart?

    Besides, the husband has standards.

  64. beasn March 22, 2011 at 5:35 pm #

    Aggies, Lincoln has had a couple of good days. I know this because he has been sprawling out and sleeping with his eyes closed. No pain.

    Mornings, I’m back to worrying. He’s puffed in a pigloo but seems better after I water/feed him. I sure hope he isn’t forgetting how to walk to the food dish or used the water bottle.

  65. beasn March 22, 2011 at 5:38 pm #

    Oh…oh….loan update. I just received, in the mail, a payment of $100.

    So that is something.

    *makes copy of check, just in case*

  66. Dick March 22, 2011 at 5:42 pm #

    How about out of the kindness of your heart?

    I have no heart, or soul for that matter. Now if you can score me some nekkid pics of Nigella, we may talk…

  67. roamingfirehydrant March 22, 2011 at 5:47 pm #

    Work day over. Someone please beer me.

  68. Dick March 22, 2011 at 5:50 pm #

    *slides a cold Dos Equis over to Roamy*

  69. roamingfirehydrant March 22, 2011 at 5:52 pm #

    Nigella Lawson makes my spatula fly around the room.

    **giggles

    Ah, Dos Equis. Gracias.

  70. Dick March 22, 2011 at 5:53 pm #

    Nigella’s just right. Perfect figure that won’t be broken during a solid muling.

  71. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 5:54 pm #

    So you think he may get used to being handfed? Wow!

  72. roamingfirehydrant March 22, 2011 at 5:57 pm #

    Beasn, hope things are getting better for you. If not, we’ll make a road trip and scare the crap out of your boss.

  73. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 5:57 pm #

    Howdy, Roamy!!!

    *looks at the beer*

    *whimpers*

  74. Car in March 22, 2011 at 5:58 pm #

    Is it beer-thirty already?

    But I’m not DONE. and it’s yucky out – winter weather/snow. Oye.

    Where has Guy been? Did he ask for a hall pass?

  75. roamingfirehydrant March 22, 2011 at 6:00 pm #

    MCPO, happy anniversary to you and your lovely bride today!

  76. Dick March 22, 2011 at 6:00 pm #

    *slides beers to Aggie and Car in.

  77. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 6:02 pm #

    Where has Guy been? Did he ask for a hall pass?

    I think he went with his son to check out Rutgers and Princeton, during Spring Break.

    Bastich….

  78. Dick March 22, 2011 at 6:02 pm #

    Eleven days and a wake up then Stinky’s history.

  79. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 6:09 pm #

    *slides beers to Aggie and Car in.

    Ahhh, thanks, Dick, but I gave it up for Lent.

    *gives Dick tequila in appreciation*

  80. Dick March 22, 2011 at 6:10 pm #

    Ahhh, thanks, Dick, but I gave it up for Lent.

    I got bellybutton lint. Does that count?

  81. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 6:14 pm #

    I got bellybutton lint. Does that count?

    *runs to check*

    Yep, it’s right there on page 348.

  82. Dick March 22, 2011 at 6:19 pm #

    Perfectly grilled ribeye and an ear of corn for dinner tonight.

  83. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 6:30 pm #

    HAHAHA! I’ve been abandoned on my anniversary!

    Roamy – Thanks for the wishes!

  84. Dick March 22, 2011 at 6:32 pm #

    Chief, grab herself and take her out on the town.
    Then get lucky!

  85. Dick March 22, 2011 at 6:33 pm #

    Oh, and Congratulations!

  86. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 6:37 pm #

    Dick – Thanks. We’re going out on Saturday. Herself’s social calendar is pretty much filled up on the weeknights.

  87. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 6:42 pm #

    I’m sofa king tired. Is it time to go home yet? I still hafta buy birfday presents for my resident soon-to-be 7 year old.

  88. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 6:44 pm #

    BiW – I recommend a Red Ryder BB gun.

  89. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 6:49 pm #

    For his big brother, mayber this year, but for him? I believe in picking my battles, and since his mother would reach down my throat, grab my large intestine, yank it out through my mouth and stangle me with it, it just doesn’t seem like the thing to do right now.

    Besides which, he’s been telling me for over a month now which train he would like me to buy him for his birthday.

  90. beasn March 22, 2011 at 8:55 pm #

    Happy Anniversary Chief and Herself!

    Happy Birthday BiWson.

    Beasn, hope things are getting better for you.

    Not so sure. Went to the store to pick up some purple food dye for the girl and saw my coworker outside the door on the phone as if something happened.

    She was speaking to our former supervisor, telling her that my fellow decorator, who butted heads with me this past weekend, just got fired. I didn’t know it, but she had already been written up and D-dayed for her attendance.

    Now I AM THE ONLY decorator. And graduation season is almost upon us. I am between feeling sick that this is all on me and relieved that I don’t have to deal with a Sybil.

  91. roamingfirehydrant March 22, 2011 at 8:55 pm #

    Rocketboy loved Thomas the Tank Engine when he was little.

  92. beasn March 22, 2011 at 9:00 pm #

    Roamy, my friend LOVES trains. All kinds. Her son loved Thomas the Tank Engine. So he probably got every piece and she bought herself a set.

    She loved them so much that she wrote the man who created them and he wrote her back. From the Isle of Sodor (sp?). He died not long after. She still has the letter/envelope/postmark.

  93. scottw March 22, 2011 at 9:03 pm #

    BIW, go straight for the .22

    Jr will watch your back.

  94. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 9:06 pm #

    What gauge trains does BiWson like?

  95. Dick March 22, 2011 at 9:06 pm #

    I scored a Red Ryder at 5 and my first .22 rifle at 6.
    BiW, don’t deny those kids their developing manhood. (smirk)

  96. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 9:21 pm #

    Look! Safety glasses!

    http://tinyurl.com/4vxokqj

  97. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 9:26 pm #

    I guess WP is done pissing on itself.

  98. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 9:28 pm #

    Aggie – Did I tell you how good I look tonight?

  99. clintbird March 22, 2011 at 9:29 pm #

    I just saw a picture of Barry Bonds taken today. His giant head is almost back down to a normal size now that he’s off the juice.

  100. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    Did I tell you how good I look tonight?

    You have neglected to tell me of the glory that is MCPO.

    *cries in neglect*

  101. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

    Aggie – HAHAHAHAHA! I must admit I feel great after a long soak with the massage jets on.

  102. Dick March 22, 2011 at 9:39 pm #

    This kid’s gonna suck the moment he gets a pro contract.

    via Hot Air

  103. Dick March 22, 2011 at 9:41 pm #

    Chief, tell me about that nightmare in your email. In human terms, not Navy.

  104. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 9:44 pm #

    MCPO, I do love my garden tub, though I wish it had jacuzzi jets in it (SYWM!!!).

  105. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 9:47 pm #

    Dick – Check yer email, ya Dogface!

    Aggie – Best investment ever was the big Jacuzzi tub with the re-heater.

  106. Dick March 22, 2011 at 9:49 pm #

    Jacuzzi jets are a PITA, Aggie. Too much to fail.
    Stay away from those turds.
    Kelly’s tub.

    http://www.everyfaucet.com/asp/show_detail.asp?sku=ASD2484

    Yeah, she’s spoiled.

  107. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 22, 2011 at 9:50 pm #

    Could the man look any gheyer?

  108. Dick March 22, 2011 at 9:52 pm #

    Be glad ya missed out on that crap, Chief.

  109. Dick March 22, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

    Could the man look any gheyer?

    Christ… What a fag.

  110. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

    Dick – Advancement in Stinky’s chosen rate has historically been excellent. Fear not, old fart!

  111. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 22, 2011 at 9:54 pm #

    I know, right?

    Looks like Elaine in the “bad dancing” episode of Seinfeld –

  112. Dick March 22, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    Advancement in Stinky’s chosen rate has historically been excellent.

    He’s got the brains, and certainly has the lineage (ahem!).

  113. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 9:59 pm #

    Dick – My answer has always been, “Be the smartest, most squared-away asshole in the room.”

  114. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 10:03 pm #

    Holy hell…. this is supposed to be the most athletic president evah??

  115. Dick March 22, 2011 at 10:05 pm #

    “Be the smartest, most squared-away asshole in the room.”

    Yep, I’m gonna quote ya, word for word. This’ll be the last words he hears from me when I drop him off at MEPS.

  116. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 10:06 pm #

    In honor of the wedding anniversary of the Chief and Herself, I grilled some round steaks, made biscuits, chicken noodles, and side house salads.

    Thanks Chief.

  117. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 10:11 pm #

    BIW, go straight for the .22

    Jr will watch your back.

    Scott, the 11 year old is a fair shot.

    What gauge trains does BiWson like?

    Thomas The Tank Engine Trackmaster.
    *
    *
    *
    *
    *
    What? At least it isn’t Barney, and it has helped with his speech.

  118. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    BiW – When he’s ready I recommend “N” gauge trains.

  119. roamingfirehydrant March 22, 2011 at 10:15 pm #

    Teriyaki meatballs with rice and salads here tonight. Rocketboy just polished off the leftovers.

  120. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

    *finds the perfect wisk to make Nigella come over for a round of full-contact cooking*

  121. Dick March 22, 2011 at 10:24 pm #

    G’night tantalizing milfs and surly gay geisha boys.

  122. xbradtc March 22, 2011 at 10:27 pm #

    Nigella can make me dinner anytime.

  123. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 10:27 pm #

    Chief, before that can happen, I need my Mom to get married so she gets her stuff outta my house. Then I’ll have room for a train set.

  124. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 10:30 pm #

    White rice or good rice, Roamy?

  125. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 10:37 pm #

    BRAD!!!!!!

    *smoooooches*

    How are you doing??

  126. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 10:37 pm #

    Tell your Mom to sack up or you’re moving her stuff into a storage locker!

    Boys
    Need
    Trains.

  127. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 10:38 pm #

    Nigella Anyone can make me dinner anytime.

    Fixeted.

  128. xbradtc March 22, 2011 at 10:40 pm #

    [[[HUGS]]]

    AGGIE!!!

  129. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    Chief, she’s getting married later this year.

  130. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    How was your travelling, Brad?

    *gives Brad chewy chocolate chip cookies*

  131. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    xBrad – STFU.

  132. xbradtc March 22, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    Where’s my dinner, Aggie?

  133. xbradtc March 22, 2011 at 10:44 pm #

    MCPO, shouldn’t you be treating your bride to anniversary dinner?

  134. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 10:47 pm #

    Where’s my dinner, Aggie?

    *serves Brad chicken and rice soup, soft bread, and chocolate mousse for dessert*

    Sketchy, but good 😉

  135. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 10:55 pm #

    Awww. And I had some leftover steak. I guess Brad missed out.

  136. xbradtc March 22, 2011 at 10:55 pm #

    **puts Aggie on the “Do Not Kill” list**

  137. xbradtc March 22, 2011 at 10:58 pm #

    Steak is still something of a gustatory challenge for me, BiW.

  138. MCPO Airdale March 22, 2011 at 10:59 pm #

    xBrad -We’re celebrating Saturday night.

  139. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 10:59 pm #

    I have a blender.
    ***

    And I’m sorry to hear that.

  140. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 22, 2011 at 11:00 pm #

    NCIS time. L8ter, h8ters.

  141. xbradtc March 22, 2011 at 11:04 pm #

    Don’t quite need a blender. Just gotta cut it into really, really small pieces.

  142. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 11:10 pm #

    Don’t quite need a blender

    Grinder??

    Bada BING!!!

  143. xbradtc March 22, 2011 at 11:12 pm #

    Well, that and a hawt Texarican to spoon feed me…

  144. PattyAnn March 22, 2011 at 11:26 pm #

    Yay! Yay! John wanted pizza tonight. I ordered from the hole in the wall place. On half of it: spinach, garlic, ricotta, tomato slices and mozzarella. I ate one whole huge piece. And it tasted wonderful.
    *rubs tummy so I don’t explode

    Hi xBrad! Glad you liked the song, MCPO 🙂

  145. xbradtc March 22, 2011 at 11:30 pm #

    *waves to PrettyAnn**

    Still can’t manage pizza, dammit.

  146. PattyAnn March 22, 2011 at 11:36 pm #

    Sorry, xBad. This was my first pizza since October.

  147. xbradtc March 22, 2011 at 11:37 pm #

    PattyAnn, are you feeling well enough to get back into the porn biz?

  148. roamingfirehydrant March 22, 2011 at 11:38 pm #

    That’s awesome, PA

  149. LC Aggie Sith March 22, 2011 at 11:42 pm #

    Yay for you, PattyAnn!!!

    Now, excuse me while I spoonfeed Brad…

  150. xbradtc March 22, 2011 at 11:46 pm #

    **opens mouth really wide**

  151. clintbird March 22, 2011 at 11:51 pm #

    I’ve started watching Westerns again lately – the 3 & 4 star kind. Today I watch Geronimo (The Walter Hill version). Terrific movie if you have a chance to see it!

  152. PattyAnn March 23, 2011 at 12:09 am #

    CB, we just watched that the other day! Wes Studi! And did you know that Jason Patric is Jackie Gleason’s grandson?

    xBad, no.

    Thanks Aggie & Roamy. I feel like I’m almost at a milestone 🙂

  153. clintbird March 23, 2011 at 12:13 am #

    I don’t remember that, PattyAnn.

  154. LC Aggie Sith March 23, 2011 at 12:23 am #

    **opens mouth really wide**

    Am I going to need a shovel??

  155. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 23, 2011 at 1:17 am #

    The 3 and 4 star kind…

    “Shane! Come back, Shane!”

  156. LC Aggie Sith March 23, 2011 at 8:03 am #

    “Shane! Come back, Shane!”

    My absolute favorite western of all time.

  157. Car in March 23, 2011 at 8:09 am #

    “Shane! Come back, Shane!”

    Oh lord. Don’t say that so loudly. My husband will send me out to find it for him.

    He’s already watched “The Natural” (twice) and I had to run to get him Seabiscuit Saturday night.

  158. Car in March 23, 2011 at 8:21 am #

    Lazy muthafockers.

    You guys think I have all day to wait for someone to show up?

    No I do not.

    I need to get my boys to snowblow the driveway, then I need to go pick up the new car, then I need to drive my husband to an MRI over by Flint.

    I’m NOT going to be here. NOT.

    think about that. Think. About. That.

  159. Dick March 23, 2011 at 8:26 am #

    Snowblow?! Now? WTF?

  160. clintbird March 23, 2011 at 8:27 am #

    “He’s already watched “The Natural” (twice) and I had to run to get him Seabiscuit Saturday night.”

    Two outstanding movies, Carin! Now run out and get him a copy of Secretariat, you hear?

  161. Car in March 23, 2011 at 8:41 am #

    Peasants! Come BACK!

  162. Car in March 23, 2011 at 8:42 am #

    I picked up Secretariat when I got Seabiscuit. I thought it’s make a nice pairing.

  163. Dick March 23, 2011 at 8:42 am #

    Carin, what kind of weather is going on up there right now?

  164. Car in March 23, 2011 at 8:43 am #

    It’s about 29 degrees, six inches of snow overnight. Ice/wet snow covering everything. It’s horrible.

  165. Dick March 23, 2011 at 9:04 am #

    Christ… That sounds horrible.
    Guess you don’t wanna hear about our 82 degrees, calm winds, and mostly sunny today, huh?

  166. Dick March 23, 2011 at 9:08 am #

    Elizabeth Taylor died, and I still don’t care.

  167. Car in March 23, 2011 at 9:26 am #

    No, I do NOT want to hear about your weather.

    SYWM

  168. LC Aggie Sith March 23, 2011 at 9:30 am #

    New poat, and sorry Dick 😀

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