You can judge UP men by …

16 Mar

… the UP wimmens they hang out with, of course!

UPDATE [Jazz]

Clint’s awesome, lonely vid needs a little company, and I’ve got a music jones today.  I couldn’t decide what to post among these three, so they’re all here. Sorry for jacking your thread, clint.  Sort of.  😉

Gino always makes me think of Boz Scaggs and Steve Miller for some reason.  I didn’t find the Steve Miller I was looking for (“Behind the Barn”), but I did find some good Scaggs.

Vintage Robert Palmer. If all you know about Robert Palmer is “Addicted to Love,” inform yourself – that was dreck compared his earlier stuff.  “Sneakin’ Sally Through the Alley” is a bumpin’ album full of great funk and blue-eyed soul.  BTW, anyone think Palmer resembles Bowie?

Vintage 80s Basia:

176 Responses to “You can judge UP men by …”

  1. clintbird March 16, 2011 at 8:31 am #

    Uh, oh, better send out the hounds. Looks like Carin fell in another crevice.

  2. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 8:32 am #

    Why, what a nice surprise to find here!!

    And WAKEY, WAKEY!!!

  3. Car in March 16, 2011 at 8:43 am #

    Wakey wakey. If ever we needed a whorehouse to escape … it’s now.

  4. Car in March 16, 2011 at 8:44 am #

    I was here earlier, but I got distract … OOOH LOOK, a shiny penny.

  5. Car in March 16, 2011 at 8:45 am #

    Too much newz this morning.

    Let me summarize it for you

    Keep praying for the Japanese.

    Obama gets worse every day.

    Libya is fucked.

  6. Car in March 16, 2011 at 8:48 am #

    Doe a cappella men’s group always translate as “group of gay men”?

    You wanna give an over/under on the % of straight men in such a group?

  7. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 8:49 am #

    Thanks, Carin…great summary.

  8. Car in March 16, 2011 at 8:51 am #

    In other Obama sucks stories – yet another American is being held for made-up bullshit reasons because none of these tyrannical regimes even get nervous at the thought of American power.

    Let’s review: Americans held in Pakistan, Iran, Cuba … I know there are a few more.

  9. Car in March 16, 2011 at 8:53 am #

    Obama’s dithering in Libya has snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

  10. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 8:54 am #

    Carin, I don’t take sucker bets 😉

  11. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 8:57 am #

    I heard they released the American contractor in Pakistan, Carin. Though to be fair, I don’t think Obama had much to do with it.

  12. Car in March 16, 2011 at 9:11 am #

    Did they? Oh good. The other night – the last time I heard – he was still being detained.

  13. GMLand March 16, 2011 at 9:19 am #

    I combed my hair for this?

  14. Car in March 16, 2011 at 9:21 am #

    *messes up GM’s hair

  15. agiledog March 16, 2011 at 9:25 am #

    It wasn’t the hair on his head, Car in.

  16. GMLand March 16, 2011 at 9:40 am #

    It wasn’t the hair on his head, Car in.

    – – – –

    After 3 hours a week of meticulous manscaping, it By God is!

    *does double pits to chesty*

  17. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 9:41 am #

    Good morning, GML and AD!

    Carin, I saw it at Fox News, about the contractor, I mean.

  18. GMLand March 16, 2011 at 9:44 am #

    gewd marnin’ Aggie!

  19. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 9:45 am #

    Just when you think people can’t get any more stupid:

    http://tinyurl.com/4ay23m2

    NASA and international university researchers claim that humans have thrown off the balance between the Earth’s rotation, surface air temperatures and movements in its molten core through our contribution of greenhouse gases

    Looks like I picked a hell of a time to quit drinkin’…

  20. agiledog March 16, 2011 at 9:46 am #

    Good morning, Aggie.

    How is it down south ways today? The snow is still 12 inches or more deep in my yard, but they say it may hit 60 tomorrow.

  21. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 9:49 am #

    It’s nice enough here that I can wear shorts and Tshirts, AD.

    Of course, that also means that during summer, when things are nice and temperate up Northernways, I shall be living five blocks from the Sun 😉

  22. GMLand March 16, 2011 at 9:57 am #

    did anyone else catch the interview on Fog’s News this morning with the professor from Boston University who was trying to explain why there was no looting going on in Japan? It was comical how she danced around the obvious answers and the hosts were seemingly trying to set her up to answer it the way we all know it to be. Political correctness stuck its head in the room once again…

  23. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 10:00 am #

    Missed it, GML. Wish I had seen it.

    One friend on FB said it was due to the fact that there wasn’t anything to loot…I lost no time putting that shit straight.

  24. Car in March 16, 2011 at 10:01 am #

    Looks like I picked a hell of a time to quit drinkin’…

    I’ll take up your slack, Aggie.

  25. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 10:04 am #

    I’ll take up your slack, Aggie.

    I’ll bet most Peasants will, Carin 😀

  26. GMLand March 16, 2011 at 10:06 am #

    I lost no time putting that shit straight.

    – – – –

    attagirl!

  27. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 10:26 am #

    Oh, and I weighed myself this AM, and I’m at 125.0 lbs.

    *does the happy dance*

  28. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 10:38 am #

    Where did everyone go???

    *cries in her fat-free yogurt*

  29. clintbird March 16, 2011 at 10:43 am #

    Can we say niggardly on this poat?

  30. clintbird March 16, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    *Picks 125 lb. Aggie up with one arm. Back spasms. Falls down in agonizing pain.*

  31. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 10:46 am #

    Of course you can say niggardly on this poat, CB. YOU wrote the poat…

    *gives CB ibuprofen for back spasms*

  32. agiledog March 16, 2011 at 10:49 am #

    Oh, and I weighed myself this AM, and I’m at 125.0 lbs.

    My hatred of you (actually, your weight loss) burns hotter than a thousand suns….

  33. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 10:54 am #

    By the way, CB, this is the….

    MOST COMPLIMENTARY POAT, EVAH!!!!

    AD, all it takes is giving up everything for Lent 😉

  34. Dick March 16, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    Morning all. Has anybody seen my pantaloons?

  35. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 16, 2011 at 11:31 am #

    15 hours yesterday on a mediation that went…nowhere.

    When I got home last night at 11 pm, I was just disappointed.

    When I got up at 6 am this morning, I was pissed that my time was wasted and that my client has to write a big check to the mediator, and checks to three separate attorneys because the other party was snorting fairy dust and believes that my client owns a currency printing press.

  36. clintbird March 16, 2011 at 11:31 am #

    I have to lug rocks and assorted other yard/garden stuff again today. Some fun. Bleh!

  37. MCPO Airdale March 16, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    Aggie – You weigh almost exactly half of what I do!

  38. Dick March 16, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    Clintbird, that kinda sounds like my typical day less the garden bullshit.

    BiW, I suppose you can’t hurry those boys up with a cattleprod?

  39. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 11:42 am #

    Sorry you had such a rotten day, BisW.

    MCPO, you’re funny!

    Dick, I thought you gave up wearing pantaloons?

  40. Car in March 16, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    Oh, and I weighed myself this AM, and I’m at 125.0 lbs.

    *does the happy dance*

    You …. BITCH.

    I’ve been 128 forever.

    Oh well.

    Actually, I can’t weight myself because my scale isn’t working. Prolly needs new batteries.

  41. Dick March 16, 2011 at 11:48 am #

    Thanks Obama, you walking piece of shit.

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Wholesale-prices-up-16-pct-on-apf-3777454020.html?x=0&.v=1

  42. Dick March 16, 2011 at 11:52 am #

    Aggie, I generally wear a thong, or go go commando.

  43. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 16, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    BiW, I suppose you can’t hurry those boys up with a cattleprod?

    A rubber hose to use on the other party would have been far more satisfying.

    If they weren’t going to see reality, then maybe they could see stars.

  44. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 11:58 am #

    You …. BITCH.

    I *heart* you, Carin. But keep in mind I am 5′ 2″ tall 😉

  45. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 16, 2011 at 12:00 pm #

    Thanks for the link, Dick – Mr. TiFW says we don’t have THAT kind of money ($60K). Babies are in college, and Uncle Sugar doesn’t wanna share any of the money he took from us….

  46. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    Aggie, I generally wear a thong, or go go commando.

    Well, commando makes more sense for you 😉

  47. agiledog March 16, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    AD, all it takes is giving up everything for Lent

    That just ain’t gonna happen..

  48. agiledog March 16, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

    Well, commando makes more sense for you

    What are you implying about Dick? That he doesn’t have much to protect, or something like that? 😉

  49. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 16, 2011 at 12:10 pm #

    Well, commando makes more sense for you

    Not when the bananna hammock makes you feel sexier and ready for the 3 piston-asshammer.

  50. Jazz March 16, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    clint, GREAT Vanelli choice! I’mma add some stuff up top in the vein of cool music that we all should know but don’t listen to often enough.

  51. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 12:22 pm #

    Uh, makes sense because Dick was infantry!

  52. Dick March 16, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    What are you implying about Dick? That he doesn’t have much to protect, or something like that?

    That’s why I keep the shin guards on.

  53. Car in March 16, 2011 at 12:55 pm #

    I’m only 5’3.

    but I’m also pretty athletic, with kinda biggish muscles.

    Especially in the lower half, IYKWIMAITTYD.

    I do wear a size 4. I’m really not interested in getting down to a 2. Don’t think it would do anything for me.

  54. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    So, you have muscle weight, and I have fat weight.

    You are the winnah!

    *sobs quietly*

  55. Car in March 16, 2011 at 1:02 pm #

    You are the winnah!

    *sobs quietly*

    Naw, I’m just saying the number become irrelevant. I mean, it’s a nice measure to see where you’re going, but in so far as some sort of static measurement? Doesn’t work.

    I have always weighed more than women my same size. I more closely resemble men my size in weight.

    My arms are not big though – PTL. But my legs have a tendency to get rather muscley. I once had a guy tell me he wished he’d had my legs when he played football.

    I guess he meant it as a compliment.

    Plus, other women wear their weight in different places. We’ll need a nude picture of you in order to fully evaluate the situation.

  56. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

    Plus, other women wear their weight in different places. We’ll need a nude picture of you in order to fully evaluate the situation.

    CARIN!!! DICK HIJACKED YOUR ACCOUNT!!!!

  57. Car in March 16, 2011 at 1:07 pm #

    This is science, Aggie.

    😉

  58. Car in March 16, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    I gotta go clean out my chicken coop.

    POOP.

    Ugh.

    Do not want

  59. Jazz March 16, 2011 at 1:09 pm #

    Thank you, Dick. 🙂

    BTW, update completed. We are now music-rich.

  60. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 1:19 pm #

    Music-rich, indeed.

    I particularly like Basia, Jazz 🙂

  61. agiledog March 16, 2011 at 1:21 pm #

    Look on the bright side, Car in, you can use the experience shoveling shit to get a job as Presidential Press Secretary. An opening will come up soon – they don’t last long in that job.

  62. Dick March 16, 2011 at 1:41 pm #

    Okay, now there’s two Hawties on this page that need emergency sammiches.

  63. Dick March 16, 2011 at 1:45 pm #

    For Car in and Aggie.

  64. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 1:49 pm #

    I just gained two pounds watching that video, Dick….

  65. Dick March 16, 2011 at 1:54 pm #

    Pleasure to be of service.

  66. Jazz March 16, 2011 at 1:59 pm #

    I particularly like Basia, Jazz

    Me, too! Here’s another Basia tune, a great cover of one of my favorite Antonio Carlos Jobim songs.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHMqnjjk0mw

  67. Dick March 16, 2011 at 2:07 pm #

    Wow…. Somebody blurred my clown pic, and I’m guessing on purpose because some douchebag found it offensive.

    New, better pic coming right up.

  68. Jazz March 16, 2011 at 2:09 pm #

    I hope you don’t think it’s me, dick. I wouldn’t touch your clown.

  69. Dick March 16, 2011 at 2:10 pm #

    I’m betting on the fucksticks at worstpress or ava-retard.

  70. Dick March 16, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    New dead clown, coming up!

  71. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 2:11 pm #

    Blurred your pic? How can anyone do that??

    AND HOW DARE THEY!?!?!?!?!

  72. Dick March 16, 2011 at 2:12 pm #

    Seriously, does it look fucked up to y’all?

  73. Dick March 16, 2011 at 2:14 pm #

    Fixed now.

  74. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 2:15 pm #

    *looks at Dick’s new avatar*

    *faints*

  75. Dick March 16, 2011 at 2:17 pm #

    He really doesn’t want to go here.
    The dumbass just doesn’t realize it yet.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/15/obama-gun-laws-congress_n_836138.html

  76. GMLand March 16, 2011 at 2:21 pm #

    It never looked blurred on my end Dick. But, the new, improved and more civil clown is coming in loud and clear as well.

  77. Dick March 16, 2011 at 2:25 pm #

    GML, maybe I took a bit too much heroin this morning.

  78. Dick March 16, 2011 at 2:26 pm #

    Let me think… do I give a shit?

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/03/16/new-york-times-journalists-missing-libya/

    Nope, not at all.

  79. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 2:28 pm #

    “go go commando”

    That sounds like the title to a Toby Keith song.

  80. GMLand March 16, 2011 at 2:55 pm #

    Dick – you made mention about the lick and stick stone yesterday. I have been noticing that more and more builders are putting the ledges back on the homes and going with the real, quarried stone these days. Guess that warranty can play hell with profit margins huh?!

  81. MCPO Airdale March 16, 2011 at 3:00 pm #

    Man, the weather here sucks! The sun can come out at anytime now, please.

  82. Jazz March 16, 2011 at 3:04 pm #

    He really doesn’t want to go here.
    The dumbass just doesn’t realize it yet.

    With all of the motherfucking problems going on, THIS is what the sack-of-shit-in-chief decides is a fucking priority? What fucking dimension does this fucking tool live in? Fer krysakes. What a fucking wooden head.

  83. Jazz March 16, 2011 at 3:10 pm #

    And those fucking lefty journalists? Let ‘m meet the fate meted out by those whom they support. Fuck those journalists – they think the fucking Israel and America haters have a point? They can go fucking meet it as it separates their fucking heads from their necks, a la Daniel Pearl’s death. And, if their politics weren’t enough to merit their fate, their stupidity more than makes up the difference. Fuck them with sodomizing mooselimb cocks on their way to their just desserts.

  84. Dick March 16, 2011 at 3:14 pm #

    GML, the quarried stone never seems to be much of a problem around here.
    The natural uncut stone can’t seem to stay attached to mortar for some unknown reason. Don’t know if it’s the original masons, stone, or mortar’s fault, but walls just disintegrate.

    Chief, supposed to be 80 degrees tomorrow here in Dallas.

  85. Jazz March 16, 2011 at 3:21 pm #

    Supposed to be 60 degrees F here tomorrow. It’s 50+ degrees F today – and the sun’s out! I almost can’t believe it’s March in Michigan.

  86. Dick March 16, 2011 at 3:26 pm #

    Mid 70’s here right now.I gots me an arch to take down tomorrow and I’m just sitting back, and contemplating the brick that’s gonna be cracking my noggin in the morning.
    You just know at least one is gonna drop unexpectedly. It always happens and always hurts.

  87. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 3:29 pm #

    Dick, Obama going for the 2nd Amendment by executive fiat?? Holy shit….

  88. MCPO Airdale March 16, 2011 at 3:30 pm #

    Hey Dick – Thanks for the weather report, you dick! Just wait ’til you spend your first shitty winter in Delaware*!
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    * a wholly-owned subsidiary of the DuPont family.

  89. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 3:31 pm #

    Oh, and HOWDY, PATTYANN!!!!

    *smooches and hugs*

  90. Dick March 16, 2011 at 3:33 pm #

    Thanks for the weather report, you dick! Just wait ’til you spend your first shitty winter in Delaware*!

    Chief, I lived in the Bavarian Alps for two years playing with nukes. Delaware ain’t got nothing I haven’t seen before, but hurricanes. Can’t wait for my first one!

  91. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 3:33 pm #

    Hi, Aggies! You got a link to the fiat?

  92. Jazz March 16, 2011 at 3:34 pm #

    I can’t wait for the prose that leaks out of Dick’s pen when he moves to DE. I’m getting my laughing bandages now. 😀

  93. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 3:35 pm #

    “Can’t wait for my first one!”

    Two words. Flood. Insurance.

  94. Dick March 16, 2011 at 3:35 pm #

    Hey, could somebody here mail that fucking Boehner a spine?

    What a worthless piece of shit he’s become.

  95. Dick March 16, 2011 at 3:36 pm #

    PA, you got that right. It’s cheap, too.

    I can’t wait for the prose that leaks out of Dick’s pen when he moves to DE. I’m getting my laughing bandages now

    “More fucking snow today…”

  96. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 3:39 pm #

    You got a link to the fiat?

    Dick’s comment at 2:17 PM 🙂

  97. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 3:39 pm #

    Dick, repeal the 17th Amendment (H/T MCPO Facebook), and clean house in the House. Big time.

  98. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 3:42 pm #

    I lurve me some hurricanes. I have lived through about 40 or so of them.

    No, not the drinking kind…

  99. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 3:52 pm #

    Thanks, Aggie, I didn’t see Dick’s comment before.

    Hurricanes. We lived on the Bayou in Houston. Hurricane Alicia. Two feet of water in the house. Have you ever tried to keep a 6 YO girl and a 2 YO boy relatively immobile for 2 days? It was horrible. We had a little John boat and paddled around the neighborhood for hours just to keep them in a dry place.

  100. Dick March 16, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

    We’ll probably be inland at about 50-60 ft above sea level I would imagine.
    I’ll have to go to the inlaws house at the water for the fun.

  101. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

    Most of the hurricanes I lived through were in PR. we have concrete homes with concrete tile floors for that reason. Anytime floodwater came it, we swept it out, and the younger you were, the more easily you could fit in hard to reach areas to get the local fauna out of the house 😀

  102. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    Thank heavens we didn’t see any snakes. *eek!

  103. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 4:11 pm #

    No snakes, but plenty of fowl and reptiles.

    One year, we had a piglet, too!!

  104. Dick March 16, 2011 at 4:11 pm #

    Sounds awfully handy, Aggie. Kinda like the floors on my ex-Jeep.

  105. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    My dream house would be dark tile w/dark grout throughout.

  106. clintbird March 16, 2011 at 4:21 pm #

    Barring revolution, it is now time to start a national recall election for POTUS.

    Is that possible, lawyer folk?

  107. Dick March 16, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    CB, I’m a huge fan of insurrection and very well trained in the art.
    Let’s do it the fun way!

  108. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 4:24 pm #

    CB, my double-oven gas range wish fell through due to Obamanomics. That lil feature seems to add $1,000 to a range. 😉

  109. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 4:27 pm #

    Dick, your old clown didn’t look blurry to me. Did you have your glasses on? This new clown just doesn’t make my leggings fly around the room like the old one did.

  110. Dick March 16, 2011 at 4:36 pm #

    It did to me, PA. Weird as all get out. Maybe I need a drink, or better yet, sex.

  111. MCPO Airdale March 16, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

    And now you step inside but you don’t see too many faces
    Comin’ in out of the rain to hear the jazz go down
    Competition in other places
    Oh but the horns they blowin’ that sound
    Way on down south, way on down south London town

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo-J1wf2KHc

  112. Jazz March 16, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    Tonight these crowds
    Are happy and loud
    Children are up dancing in the streets
    In the sticky middle of the night
    Summer serenade
    Of taxi horns and fun arcades
    Where right or wrong
    Under neon
    Every feeling goes on!
    For you and me
    The sidewalk is a history book
    And a circus
    Dangerous clowns
    Balancing dreadful and wonderful perceptions
    They have been handed
    Day by day
    Generations on down

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV-lBswnEvE

  113. clintbird March 16, 2011 at 4:54 pm #

    As long as you guys are trying to musically class up this dump, here you go ………

  114. clintbird March 16, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    Crapolla. Communist Bastages.

  115. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 4:56 pm #

    I think CB won this round of musical comments…

  116. Dick March 16, 2011 at 5:28 pm #

    I love big butts.

  117. Dick March 16, 2011 at 5:47 pm #

    What time is it, class?

  118. Jazz March 16, 2011 at 5:49 pm #

    Oh. My. Lord.

    Have y’all seen this? I was TOTALLY and completely fooled. I should have known better. I should have.

  119. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 5:53 pm #

    With “Thailand” in the title, you should have known, Jazz 😉

  120. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 5:55 pm #

    TEQUILA!!!!

    Have a swig for me, Dick!

  121. MCPO Airdale March 16, 2011 at 6:04 pm #

    Ya fucking pogues!

  122. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 16, 2011 at 6:31 pm #

    What time is it, class?

    You know how tired I am? When I read this, this song is what came to mind:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWwNQqGTOEg

    Followed by this song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFl_QKkLxXc

    This is gonna be an interesting drive home.

  123. Dick March 16, 2011 at 6:32 pm #

    “Donald Sterling? You remain a terrible, terrible person.”

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Players-chip-in-to-save-coach-8217-s-life-after?urn=nba-wp184

  124. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 16, 2011 at 6:36 pm #

    The Chief wants some Irish? Ok.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfPlBBx0KIY

  125. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 6:37 pm #

    Haha. One month ago, I received an email from someone with the subject “No hard feelings”. I answered in the affirmative. I just realized today that he “defriended” me on FaceBook.
    Sorry excuse for a man.

  126. Car in March 16, 2011 at 6:48 pm #

    I love that song Chief.

    PA – no hard feelings.

    Ha ha ha … what an ass.

  127. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 6:49 pm #

    PattyAnn, did he defriend you because you are politically at odds with him?

  128. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 6:51 pm #

    Poor BisW…

    *gives BisW an ale and rubs his shoulders*

  129. Dick March 16, 2011 at 6:54 pm #

    PA, I defriended probably 90% of the Hostages on Kelly’s Facebook. Turns out I was dead wrong on a bunch of em.

  130. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 7:08 pm #

    Aggie, it was someone on the other moron blog.

  131. MCPO Airdale March 16, 2011 at 7:09 pm #

    Dick – Did you defriend me? Well, crap! I’ll be crying for the rest of the week!

  132. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 7:11 pm #

    Aggie, it was someone on the other moron blog.

    Does his name start with the letter “A”??

  133. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 7:13 pm #

    A=Ass

  134. Dick March 16, 2011 at 7:17 pm #

    Dick – Did you defriend me? Well, crap! I’ll be crying for the rest of the week!

    You never responded to my email, ya old fart.

  135. MCPO Airdale March 16, 2011 at 7:24 pm #

    You have my email address!?!???!!!!

  136. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 7:29 pm #

    Ut oh. I shouldn’t’ve sent him your street address?

    😉

  137. Dick March 16, 2011 at 7:30 pm #

    Hell, Chief. I know your tighty whitey size.

  138. MCPO Airdale March 16, 2011 at 7:32 pm #

    Damnit, PattyAnn!!

    *packs furiously*

  139. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 7:33 pm #

    PattyAnn, you’ve got mail!

  140. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 7:40 pm #

    Received and responded.

    “For Sale: Smallish Hobbit Hole. Appalachian Trail. Excellent upkeep. All offers considered. Except if you’re a dick”

  141. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 7:44 pm #

    Back in a bit…going to get dinner!

  142. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 16, 2011 at 7:56 pm #

    Did you defriend me, Dick? Or were Kelly and I friends in the first place? I never know these days….

  143. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 16, 2011 at 8:07 pm #

    I know most of you are heavy metal lovers, but here’s a tune that gets me every time (I like to listen to it when the world is going crazy):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLU_sexiTQw

    What can I say? I’m a romantic at heart….

  144. Dick March 16, 2011 at 8:10 pm #

    I couldn’t tell ya Teresa. Do you go by George Bush or Yassar Arafat?

  145. clintbird March 16, 2011 at 8:13 pm #

    Kelly defriended me and I didn’t even make fun of Dick’s lisp.

  146. clintbird March 16, 2011 at 8:14 pm #

    I just ate history’s largest burrito – a size that roughly approximated the first Volkswagen Beatle. I will not require dessert this evening.

  147. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 16, 2011 at 8:17 pm #

    Union protesters learn not to mess with folks down South:

    http://www.redstate.com/erick/2011/03/16/dear-nomadic-bands-of-hippie-activists-welcome-to-tennessee/

  148. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 16, 2011 at 8:18 pm #

    I know most of you are heavy metal lovers,

    This is prolly my favoritist song of all time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Caabqbp7RVE

    And this version? It could school Charlie F’in Sheen on WINNING!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-VOx0U1wn8

  149. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 8:18 pm #

    Clint, what was on the burrito?

  150. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 16, 2011 at 8:19 pm #

    Nope, Dick – I use my real name; I share a last name with a much-maligned family who donates to Republicans/Conservatives and has been in the news recently.

    No relation, as far as I know….

  151. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 8:22 pm #

    Ok, back….

    Any of y’all that were defriended, just request friendship again. Kelly is very nice 🙂

  152. clintbird March 16, 2011 at 8:24 pm #

    PattyAnn, I’ll send you its description to your FacePlant page.

  153. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 8:24 pm #

    I loved that movie, Il Postino, Teresa.

    The student and the teacher

    *swoon*

  154. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 8:28 pm #

    You and I have very similar tastes in music, BisW.

    *watches for lightning*

  155. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 16, 2011 at 8:29 pm #

    Harry Connick, Jr…..

    *pants go flying around the room*
    *TiFW fans self, orders long, cool drink*

  156. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 8:31 pm #

    Pants??

    Are we supposed to be wearing pants??

  157. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 8:49 pm #

    “PattyAnn, I’ll send you its description to your FacePlant page.”

    Alright! A porno burrito!

  158. Dick March 16, 2011 at 8:51 pm #

    From Stinky’s faceplant page:

    *
    Stinky:
    Ice skating was pretty awesome. Playing tag at the rink was also pretty awesome.
    about an hour ago via HTC Sense · LikeUnlike · · View Feedback (4)Hide Feedback (4)
    o
    o
    3 people like this.
    o
    +
    Kelly
    Also not breaking a leg or arm eighteen days before going into the service…is pretty awesome. (HT: your dad)
    30 minutes ago · Like

  159. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 8:53 pm #

    Hahaha, Dick. Good job, Kelly.

  160. beasn March 16, 2011 at 9:06 pm #

    Met vet made the news…or at least their building did.

    http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/249794/3/Car-crashes-into-Creve-Coeur-Animal-Hospital

    We arrived within an hour of it happening just as we got the voicemail asking if we wanted to change our appointment, but they saw us anyway. My vet, who is incredibly sweet with my pigs, was in that room just seconds before and had just walked out from cleaning a pup’s teefs (took pup to recovery on the other side of the building where all animals, are kept).

    I can’t understand why the woman, didn’t hit her brake when she hit the metal fence that the guy is standing in front of…but instead kept going.

    We didn’t see the hole until we walked by. We waved and said, ‘Um, we just got your message’. They waved us in.

  161. beasn March 16, 2011 at 9:08 pm #

    Met = My

    BTW, Lincoln’s stones are back and we are going to try to flush them out. I’d appreciate some good vibes/prayers because I don’t think I will put him through another surgery.

  162. beasn March 16, 2011 at 9:09 pm #

    Oh, and the news guy wanted to put me on camera. I soooo declined.

  163. PattyAnn March 16, 2011 at 9:10 pm #

    I’m glad ALL OF YOU were not in that room when it happened, Beasn.

  164. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 16, 2011 at 9:14 pm #

    Glad everyone’s OK – looks like just a few inches to the right, and the car wouldn’t have made it into the building at all….

    How fast does someone have to be going to do that kind of damage to a cinder block wall?

  165. beasn March 16, 2011 at 9:14 pm #

    PA, she drove into the lab area. The examining rooms are to the right and in front of the hole. Cinder blocks flew across the building. They said it sounded like a bomb went off…about pooped their drawers.

    They tried to call everyone to reschedule but like us, many didn’t have their phones or didn’t check messages. I am sooo glad they did see us.

    I’ll be trekking back out tomorrow for another subcue.

  166. beasn March 16, 2011 at 9:17 pm #

    How fast does someone have to be going to do that kind of damage to a cinder block wall?

    She thought she put the car in reverse which begs the question, how hard does one hit the gas in reverse? And if you hit something, like a metal fence, you would think you would hit the brake like NOW, not keep going as you go down a little hill, across a drive, and watch the wall come at you. Sheesh.

  167. Dick March 16, 2011 at 9:19 pm #

    American Badass
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_M._Holderman

    Cinder blocks are very weak and fragile unless filled with concrete and reinforced with steel.

  168. beasn March 16, 2011 at 9:33 pm #

    I may have to mention that to them Dick.

    Today seems to have sucked all around for a lot of people. This week…no, this year seems to have suck all over it.

    At work, the one decorator, who has been out on ‘light duty’, came back this past Thursday. She supposedly fell one day, but decorated, never complained about pain, for a week before she decided to go to Urgent Care. Blamed her pain on the fall (she later told our dpt mgr that the Dr. said it most likely wasn’t caused by a fall…more like arthritis, but who cares, the store paid for it from the employees bonus account). All two days after we had words over her leaving me all the orders. I was the last person in the department that she has had a run-in with. I finally had enough.

    She has not helped much since being back (I had 50 something orders and she only did 3) and when i went in today, she put a stack of orders on my table. I put them back in the drawer thinking I would start them after doing other work that needed to be done, after lunch. In the middle of starting the other thing, I realized those orders were DUE TODAY!

    So, I ask her, “Wait, why weren’t these done yesterday?”

    her- ‘don’t go there with me beasn, just don’t go there with me. They had me doing things all day’

    me – ‘did you tell them you had orders that needed to be done? (orders are top priority)

    her – ‘you are so negative. you come in here every day so negative and I’m sick of it. If you have a problem with the way things are being done, take it up with management’

    me – *removes apron* *goes to management*

    Seems she is pissed that I didn’t give her a sloppy kiss when she got back. Seems irritated and befuddled that I haven’t spoken to her beyond polite responses.

  169. beasn March 16, 2011 at 9:35 pm #

    Actually dick, I do remember seeing a buttload of block and concrete. Old gal was going fast.

  170. LC Aggie Sith March 16, 2011 at 9:36 pm #

    Cinder blocks are very weak and fragile unless filled with concrete and reinforced with steel.

    And that’s how Puerto Rican homes are built 😉

    Beasn, glad to know y’all weren’t in there when that woman hit the building. I will be sending prayers for Lincoln!!

  171. beasn March 16, 2011 at 9:41 pm #

    Thank you Aggie, I really appreciate it. These little critters just break your heart, they are so sweet.

  172. Dick March 16, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    New poat!

  173. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 16, 2011 at 9:58 pm #

    You and I have very similar tastes in music, BisW.

    And the correct ideas of the proper adornment for hawt wimmins.

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