Just because a new poat is needed

13 Mar

Seriously, the last poat was beginning to stink a bit.

Maybe somebody with some class can update this pig.

Impotent Update [BiW]:   I don’t know about class, but I do know about updates.  From Teh Yahoo!:

Japanese officials raised their estimate Sunday of the quake’s magnitude to 9.0, a notch above the U.S. Geological Survey’s reading of 8.9. Either way, it was the strongest quake ever recorded in Japan, which lies on a seismically active arc. A volcano on the southern island of Kyushu — hundreds of miles (kilometers) from the quake’ epicenter — also resumed spewing ash and rock Sunday after a couple of quiet weeks, Japan’s weather agency said.

Dozens of countries have offered assistance. Two U.S. aircraft carrier groups were off Japan’s coast and ready to help. Helicopters were flying from one of the carriers, the USS Ronald Reagan, delivering food and water in Miyagi.

Two other U.S. rescue teams of 72 personnel each and rescue dogs arrived Sunday, as did a five-dog team from Singapore.  [Emphasis Mine].

Seriously, this is the stuff that makes me damn proud to be an American, even if President I-Won EmptyArmani is letting his true colors shine through as he takes a courageous stand leading from the back nine.  To our men and women in uniform, God Bless You.  To their Commander In Chief, I hope God blesses you too.  As one who has experienced undeserved grace, I know what it can do.

60 Responses to “Just because a new poat is needed”

  1. Dick March 13, 2011 at 2:40 pm #

    What smells?

  2. LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2011 at 4:11 pm #

    Your poat 😉

  3. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 13, 2011 at 4:30 pm #

    What smells?
    You’re standing in the lobby of a hoorhouse on a Sunday morning, and you’re asking THAT question?

    *shakes head, walks off muttering under breath*

  4. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 13, 2011 at 4:39 pm #

    Time to heat up the phone lines again:

    http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2011/03/establishment-gop-yes-well-fund.html

    God, I hate these people…..

  5. clintbird March 13, 2011 at 5:42 pm #

    Did anyone check to see if that guy is dead?

  6. Dick March 13, 2011 at 5:48 pm #

    Ehh, who cares… He’ll fall over eventually.

  7. Dick March 13, 2011 at 5:49 pm #

    I’m commenting nekkid, fyi.

  8. clintbird March 13, 2011 at 5:53 pm #

    I just farted, Dick.

  9. Dick March 13, 2011 at 6:03 pm #

    Clint, we win!

  10. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 13, 2011 at 6:24 pm #

    If ever there were an argument to find money to pay all of the old geezers their Social Security benefits, I think this one should do it:

    http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/kiah-online-dish-elder-porn-story,0,847820.story

    Just think about how many of the reprobates on here will be collecting SS in a few years, then imagine them doing THAT if they can’t make ends meet……

  11. Car in March 13, 2011 at 6:39 pm #

    Well, the whore house looks the same. Apparently no one busted up anything while I was away.

    that picture up there is really gross.

  12. Dick March 13, 2011 at 6:46 pm #

    Yeah, but how was skiing? Break anything or meet any young studs?

  13. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 13, 2011 at 7:11 pm #

    Dead guys, nekkid posting, gas warfare, and lewd old dudes and dudettes.

    I think our work here is done.

  14. Dick March 13, 2011 at 7:12 pm #

    Women will find these two guys killer hawt.
    Men will be jealous.

  15. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 13, 2011 at 7:18 pm #

    *lights cigarette, sets link on fire*

  16. Dick March 13, 2011 at 7:22 pm #

    Fear no man, my legal minded friend.

  17. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 13, 2011 at 7:35 pm #

    I don’t.

    It was one of the things we had a nice conversation about this morning.

  18. Dick March 13, 2011 at 7:40 pm #

    Email.

  19. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 13, 2011 at 7:50 pm #

    Maybe it’s too soon – and in very bad taste – to ask this, but millions of women around the world want to know:

    Is the Hitachi factory still standing?

    *I denounce myself in advance*

  20. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 13, 2011 at 7:50 pm #

    Email: One of the biggest ways to be a jerk even faster. 😉

  21. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 13, 2011 at 7:52 pm #

    TiFW, you lost me with that.

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

  22. Dick March 13, 2011 at 8:12 pm #

    Is the Hitachi factory still standing?

    What? Esplain, woman!

  23. beasn March 13, 2011 at 8:25 pm #

    Some parts of the world should be thankful that I am not Queen, today, yesterday, or tomorrow.

    And can someone put some underpants on that skanky chick?

  24. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 13, 2011 at 8:27 pm #

    And can someone put some underpants on that skanky chick?

    We’re in the middle of a hooooorrrrrhouse. You might want to be more specific.

  25. beasn March 13, 2011 at 8:30 pm #

    So Lincoln is back on antibiotics because his pee turned pink again. It appears to be doing better.

    George, who has wrestled with upper respiratory problems since he was a pup, was put on another antibiotic because the other two no longer work on him. I am afraid he is showing signs of intolerance. May have to start handfeeding him AGAIN!

    WTF?

    Can these guys not live a long life and then drop dead without a prolonged medical intervention.

    *exhausted*

    To add to my grumpy, the daughter is making me take her prom dress shopping.

  26. beasn March 13, 2011 at 8:32 pm #

    We’re in the middle of a hooooorrrrrhouse. You might want to be more specific.

    Everyone must wear underpants. It is hygienic. How would you like to sit on a bar stool after some hussy left her own special mark?

  27. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 13, 2011 at 8:36 pm #

    That’s what thongs are for.

  28. beasn March 13, 2011 at 8:41 pm #

    Er…no.

    Butt juice cannot be contained. And when one wipes, one does not usual stay the wipe within a quarter inch or less swipe.

  29. Dick March 13, 2011 at 8:42 pm #

    Everyone must wear underpants. It is hygienic.

    Hygiene? We don’t need no stinkin’ hygiene!

    How would you like to sit on a bar stool after some hussy left her own special mark?

    How much would it cost me?

  30. beasn March 13, 2011 at 8:42 pm #

    They call them bar ‘stools’ for a reason.

  31. beasn March 13, 2011 at 8:48 pm #

    …………..How much would it cost me?………..

    Whatever the going rate of a 3 month supply of antibiotics will be and your left nut from necrosis.

  32. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 13, 2011 at 8:55 pm #

    Is the Hitachi factory still standing?
    What? Esplain, woman!

    I have to explain something to the man who has built not one, but TWO Sybian machines? I thought I was the innocent babe on this blog…..

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand

  33. LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2011 at 9:13 pm #

    Is the Hitachi factory still standing?

    What do BBQ grills have to do with this?

    *reads Teresa’s link*

    Oh, I thought you meant Hibachi.

  34. Dick March 13, 2011 at 9:18 pm #

    I have to explain something to the man who has built not one, but TWO Sybian machines? I thought I was the innocent babe on this blog…..

    The only people who use those things as vibrators are retired or dead.

  35. Dick March 13, 2011 at 9:20 pm #

    Whatever the going rate of a 3 month supply of antibiotics will be and your left nut from necrosis.

    I had my cock and balls laminated when I was eighteen. Venereal diseases no scare me!

  36. LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

    I had my cock and balls laminated when I was eighteen.

    So Kelly did marry a trophy husband 😉

  37. MCPO Airdale March 13, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    At least they weren’t pressed like a prom corsage!

  38. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 13, 2011 at 9:57 pm #

    I love my Hibachi –

    It’s just the thing when you only need to make a couple of steaks and don’t want to fire up the whole grill –

  39. MCPO Airdale March 13, 2011 at 9:59 pm #

  40. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 13, 2011 at 10:01 pm #

    The only people who use those things as vibrators are retired or dead.

    And yet, they are apparently bestsellers year after year –

    Must be a lot of grannies having a lot of fun out there!

  41. MCPO Airdale March 13, 2011 at 10:22 pm #

    Why are there so few of us on line tonight? TV sucks and I’m too restless to read.

  42. beasn March 13, 2011 at 10:34 pm #

    I’m online cause I don’t have to work tomorrow and I’m watching George like a hawk. He’s got all the signs of intolerance, which means handfeeding. He only ate one fourth of his salad. He loves his salad.

    *sigh*

  43. MCPO Airdale March 13, 2011 at 10:59 pm #

    Beasn – Are all pigs as labor intensive as yours?

  44. LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2011 at 11:13 pm #

    Poor George. I do hope he gets better quickly, Beasn.

    I’ve been rather absent around here due to the advent of Spring Break and Spring Cleaning, MCPO.

    How’s tricks up your way?

  45. MCPO Airdale March 13, 2011 at 11:15 pm #

    Aggie – Chilly today. Tomorrow I have things to do! YAY!

  46. beasn March 13, 2011 at 11:35 pm #

    Chief, I don’t know. Like humans, shit falls apart the older they get. They are the sweet social creatures with high maintenance.

    That and I take my duty as their steward/parent, seriously. These are my first and pretty likely my last pets.

  47. beasn March 13, 2011 at 11:35 pm #

    I have to go prom dress shopping tomorrow.

    Blech. Not in the mood.

  48. beasn March 13, 2011 at 11:38 pm #

    shit, he has the shits.

    Later.

  49. LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2011 at 11:47 pm #

    Poor Beasn…

    Think of it this way: mother daughter bonding time.

    Good luck with George.

  50. clintbird March 13, 2011 at 11:58 pm #

    It’s snowing here. We put grass seed down this morning. The timing of the snow could not be more perfect. Yay!

  51. LC Aggie Sith March 13, 2011 at 11:59 pm #

    Why so, CB?

    I ask because Hubby put down grass seed too, and it snowed the following day here.

  52. clintbird March 14, 2011 at 12:37 am #

    It dumps nitrogen into the soil, insulates which helps germination, slowly puts moisture into the soil which helps prevent seed wash away and just plain looks better than mud.

  53. clintbird March 14, 2011 at 12:49 am #

    Goodnight, lonely little poat.

  54. beasn March 14, 2011 at 12:50 am #

    Boy, that was fun. Cut his butt fur down to the nub but can’t bathe him until tomorrow since having to blow dry him will wake up McGrumpyworrywarts.

    After the ‘blow-out’ (very serious in the cavy), was able to put some water, Critical Care, and a smashed poo from one of the other pigs (a very good probiotic for litte herbivores) down his gullet and then put him to bed on fleece. He is more alert than before it hit but his tummy is still gurgling.

    Sheesh.

    Smells like ass in here. Who wants to smell my fingers?

  55. Car in March 14, 2011 at 6:46 am #

    Wakey wakey.

    Gotta run to Detroit to pick up my dogs.

    sigh.

    Then, I get to relax.

    Skiing was good. no one broke anything, we had a great time. Best condo EVER so far as location. I told hubby that we’ve peaked. We’ll never get as good of a spot.

    We’re just going to have to live with being disappointed from now on.

  56. Jazz March 14, 2011 at 9:26 am #

    Good morning!

    Further to TiFW’s comment about the Magic Wand, here is the Wikipedia entry for Magic Wand:

    However, the Magic Wand is far more famous for its use as a sex toy: when used in this capacity, it is usually applied to the vulvular area or anus for erotic stimulation and can be used by both sexes, jointly and severally. Some physicians recommend it for women to increase genital sensitivity and enhance arousal. Its effectiveness as a marital aid, especially for women, has been widely publicised by a variety of writers in that sphere, most notably Betty Dodson

    bwahahahahahah! Stupid lawyer-speak!!! And in a sex toy description no less. Hahahahahah!

  57. Jazz March 14, 2011 at 10:01 am #

    “Jointly and severally” still has me rolling. If one can’t figure out how to use a sex toy “severally,” one has no business using one.

  58. LC Aggie Sith March 14, 2011 at 10:32 am #

    SSEVERALLY???

    WTF??

  59. clintbird March 14, 2011 at 11:28 am #

    I’ve unzipped and whipped a new one out for all to see, so come on up to the new view.

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