Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

9 Mar

Which reminds me of a funny story…

Also, did you know that 87% of all statistics are made up?

Some say the glass is half empty, others say it’s half full. I say: “Are you gonna drink that?”

Best excuse for sleeping at your desk: “I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.”

My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

I wish I had a Facebook friend named Hontas, so I could “poke” a Hontas.

Here’s a picture:

Please feel free to add comments at this time.

 

A lesson for those that do not shut their whore mouths…

43 Responses to “Give me ambiguity or give me something else.”

  1. GMLand March 9, 2011 at 10:05 am #

    apropos of nothing, I am first!

  2. roamingfirehydrant March 9, 2011 at 10:07 am #

    Shuttle Discovery will be landing at 11:57 AM Eastern time.

  3. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 10:08 am #

    This poat smells of incandescent strontium-90 😉

  4. GMLand March 9, 2011 at 10:10 am #

    This poat smells of incandescent strontium-90

    – – – –

    *gets incandescent strontium-90 cleaner*

    *wipes up poat*

    *throws rag at Aggie*

  5. roamingfirehydrant March 9, 2011 at 10:25 am #

    **runs Geiger counter over poat

    **nods at GMLand

  6. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 10:28 am #

    *throws rag at Aggie*

    Thanks??

  7. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 10:39 am #

    See?? Strontium-90 kilt the poat.

  8. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    Anyone seen Schroedinger’s cat around here?

  9. roamingfirehydrant March 9, 2011 at 10:44 am #

    It does that, sorry.

    Can someone explain to me what tiger blood is all about? No comprende.

  10. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 10:45 am #

    From what I understand, CharlietittyfuckSheen said in a rant he has tiger blood in his veins.

    I would guess it’s an euphemism for cocaine.

  11. clintbird March 9, 2011 at 10:48 am #

    I’d have to say, I think Charlie is more of a Meth fan. His weight and tooth loss is startling.

  12. roamingfirehydrant March 9, 2011 at 10:55 am #

    Okay, that explains why everyone is talking about tiger blood. I’ve done my best to block everything Sheen, except the kid on Jimmy Neutron.

  13. GMLand March 9, 2011 at 11:07 am #

    http://www.stansberryresearch.com/pro/1011PSISBBVD/LPSIM339/PR

    long video, but would love to know everyone’s opinion about it.

  14. Car in March 9, 2011 at 11:10 am #

    I haven’t watched the whole thing, but my husband was watching/listening to it one night.

    I think it’s BS. A gimmack to get people to subscribe to his newsletter.

  15. Car in March 9, 2011 at 11:11 am #

    Anyone who repeatedly tells me he’s not trying to sell me something? I’m immediately suspicious.

  16. GMLand March 9, 2011 at 11:16 am #

    very true Car. Same here…

  17. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 9, 2011 at 11:19 am #

    So GML popped his UP cherry – congrats, and welcome to the frat. Your new Delta Chi name is Brown Nose. ‘Cuz you know EVERYBODY….

    Here’s my funny blog entry for the day:
    http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2011/03/09/banned-from-target/
    Please feel free to go visit and leave a comment. Just remember that my dear sweet mother and my children read my blog….

  18. roamingfirehydrant March 9, 2011 at 11:23 am #

    I loathe websites that have popups begging me not to leave when I try to exit.

  19. Jay in Ames March 9, 2011 at 11:27 am #

    Nice post, and good to see you are conducting yoga classes, GMLand. Do you have a channel on ustream, next to Charlie?

  20. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 11:41 am #

    You know, I was starting yoga this week….until that pic.

  21. GMLand March 9, 2011 at 11:50 am #

    Aggie, you can come to my class. I am a very hands-on instructor! 😉

  22. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 11:51 am #

    I am a very hands-on instructor!

    So your Delta Chi name should be Doctor Octopus??

  23. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 9, 2011 at 11:54 am #

    So your Delta Chi name should be Doctor Octopus??

    Does it matter as long as his digits are warm?

  24. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 11:56 am #

    Does it matter as long as his digits tentacles are warm?

    Fixeted….and good point.

  25. GMLand March 9, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    Do you have a channel on ustream, next to Charlie?

    not yet, but I do have a Hulu channel!

  26. roamingfirehydrant March 9, 2011 at 12:02 pm #

    Shuttle landed safely.

    Who kicked up the dust cloud in here?

  27. GMLand March 9, 2011 at 12:03 pm #

    Shuttle landed safely.

    Awesome!

  28. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 9, 2011 at 12:15 pm #

    Somebody needs to call GML’s wife and make sure he took his ADD meds this morning.

    I’m just sayin’….

  29. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 12:18 pm #

    Somebody needs to call GML’s wife and make sure he took his ADD meds this morning.

    Maybe she “forgot” so that we would have to deal with it??

  30. GMLand March 9, 2011 at 12:30 pm #

    I don’t take ADD medici…. Hey look! A penny!

  31. Jay in Ames March 9, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    GM, is your middle name “ooo, shiny!”?

  32. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 12:34 pm #

    GM, is your middle name “ooo, shiny!”?

    J’Ames, I think his middle name is “SQUIRREL!!!”…

  33. Jay in Ames March 9, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

    Well, i’m taking the rest of the day off to watch basketball. See you cube prairie dogs later!

  34. Jazz March 9, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

    Anyone seen Schroedinger’s cat around here?

    Yeah – it’s in the box in the corner.

  35. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 12:49 pm #

    Yeah – it’s in the box in the corner.

    About time someone got that!

  36. GMLand March 9, 2011 at 1:36 pm #

    update added for clarity.

  37. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 9, 2011 at 1:48 pm #

    It’s your virgin poat, GML, so shut up and enjoy it already….

  38. GMLand March 9, 2011 at 1:51 pm #

    I am too giddy to just sit back and enjoy it!

  39. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 9, 2011 at 1:58 pm #

    If’n you’re “sitting back”, you’re doin’ it wrong….

  40. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    update added for clarity.

    *scrolls up to see*

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  41. clintbird March 9, 2011 at 3:12 pm #

    Afternoon stress reliever for those so in need:

    http://is.gd/m7r1a6

  42. LC Aggie Sith March 9, 2011 at 3:22 pm #

    Thanks, CB… I needed that 🙂

  43. clintbird March 9, 2011 at 3:38 pm #

    Come on up to the new poat.

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