Congratulations!

4 Mar

Congratulations to the Spring 2011 Kappa Delta Gamma pledge class.

You know who you are.

*leads hooooooorhouse in golf clap*

Now get us all beers.

 

 

Thanks Biw and everyone else that approved my access to the site!!!! (GMLand)

77 Responses to “Congratulations!”

  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 4, 2011 at 9:06 pm #

    No. Really.

    I need a refill here, people.

  2. MCPO Airdale March 4, 2011 at 9:08 pm #

    Why Pinto??

  3. LC Aggie Sith March 4, 2011 at 9:12 pm #

    *pours a beer out for BisW*

    *sends for the hoors*

  4. LC Aggie Sith March 4, 2011 at 9:13 pm #

    *defiles…defiles….defiles….*

    Am I doin’ it right??

  5. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 4, 2011 at 9:14 pm #

    Why Pinto??

    Why Not?

  6. roamingfirehydrant March 4, 2011 at 9:14 pm #

    MCPO, he is indeed rail-thin. Rocketboy is 6′ 2″ now and 140 lbs.

  7. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 4, 2011 at 9:15 pm #

    *defiles…defiles….defiles….*

    Am I doin’ it right??

    I think that you’re supposed to drop your pants and rub your ass on it, Aggs.

    *readies camera*

  8. gmland March 4, 2011 at 9:16 pm #

    *kicks open the door*

    *sidles over to the bar*

    *orders whiskey*

    There’s a new sheriff in town pard..!

    *wishes I had put some jeans on under these chaps*

    *also wishes I hadn’t sat on my spurs*

  9. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 4, 2011 at 9:16 pm #

    MCPO, he is indeed rail-thin. Rocketboy is 6′ 2″ now and 140 lbs.

    TOO thin. When I was 6’4″, 185, you could see my ribs.

  10. LC Aggie Sith March 4, 2011 at 9:18 pm #

    I think that you’re supposed to drop your pants and rub your ass on it, Aggs.

    *looks at her derriere*

    Can I take my shirt off and do the bewbs instead?

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 4, 2011 at 9:20 pm #

    I think that you’re supposed to drop your pants and rub your ass on it, Aggs.

    *looks at her derriere*

    Can I take my shirt off and do the bewbs instead?

    *looks at poat*

    You might want to do it from the side. I have no idea how big this thing might get.

  12. LC Aggie Sith March 4, 2011 at 9:21 pm #

    I have no idea how big this thing might get.

    You overestimate my charms. Trust me.

  13. LC Aggie Sith March 4, 2011 at 9:22 pm #

    *wishes I had put some jeans on under these chaps*

    Hm…maybe GML can defile the poat…

  14. gmland March 4, 2011 at 9:27 pm #

    Hm…maybe GML can defile the poat…

    ———

    I appreciate the offer?

  15. MCPO Airdale March 4, 2011 at 9:27 pm #

    The love we share
    Seems to go nowhere
    And I’ve lost my light
    For I toss and turn I can’t sleep at night

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBWrLhgiX74

  16. MCPO Airdale March 4, 2011 at 9:37 pm #

    Really? I kilt it?!

    MY POWERS ARE INFINITE!!!!!

  17. gmland March 4, 2011 at 9:37 pm #

    *serves gratuitous beers to all the peasants*

    Seeing as how I am already about 5 indians in and headed to a poker game! Hooray for beer!

  18. gmland March 4, 2011 at 9:40 pm #

    It aint dead, its just dazed… Pour some beer on it.

  19. roamingfirehydrant March 4, 2011 at 9:43 pm #

    Oh, I was debugging, not defiling, dammit.

  20. gmland March 4, 2011 at 9:47 pm #

    *sings to self* “I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in…”

  21. roamingfirehydrant March 4, 2011 at 9:51 pm #

    TOO thin. When I was 6’4″, 185, you could see my ribs.

    I know he’s thin, but he’s like his dad in that aspect. I have lots of snacks in the house that I know he likes, trying to fatten him up or at least fill him out a little.

  22. LC Aggie Sith March 4, 2011 at 10:00 pm #

    I appreciate the offer?

    Yes…yes, you should.

    headed to a poker game!

    DO you even know her??

  23. gmland March 4, 2011 at 10:11 pm #

    Know her? How do you think I got this clean, close shave? 😉

    All in!

  24. MCPO Airdale March 4, 2011 at 10:12 pm #

    DO you even know her??

    He will when it’s over.

    EVERYBODY WINS!

  25. LC Aggie Sith March 4, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    How do you think I got this clean, close shave?

    *gives Guy more shaving cream*

    All in!

    *goes to Urban Dictionary*

    *faints*

  26. Dick March 4, 2011 at 10:26 pm #

    What in the FUCK are you people yakking about?

    Guess what movie we watched tonight.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK2hKzZss5Y

  27. LC Aggie Sith March 4, 2011 at 10:27 pm #

    BOND FTW!!!

    We were trying to figure out how to best defile this poat, Dick.

  28. Dick March 4, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    Dead poat.

    *shoots poat in head with a .45*

  29. LC Aggie Sith March 4, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    Poor poat…we hardly knew ye…

  30. LC Aggie Sith March 4, 2011 at 10:45 pm #

    I have my mom coming soon…

    A dear friend of the family’s passed away today, and I know my mom is going to want to talk all weekend. And I will be only too happy to listen.

  31. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 4, 2011 at 10:46 pm #

    An EPIC putdown (Dick will especially appreciate this one!):

    http://whatever.scalzi.com/2011/03/04/dear-new-writer-im-sorry-i-dont-have-time-to-crush-you/

  32. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX March 4, 2011 at 10:50 pm #

    “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

    I have no idea how big this thing might get.
    You overestimate my charms. Trust me.

    I don’t think you’re the one doin’ the overestimating….

    “Live and Let Die” – where the world was introduced to Jane Seymour. Mr. TiFW is forever grateful –

    And this post isn’t dead, just pining for the fjords 😉

  33. LC Aggie Sith March 4, 2011 at 11:01 pm #

    No…pretty sure it’s dead.

  34. Dick March 4, 2011 at 11:02 pm #

    Ladies, I do understand it’s a Friday evening, but I’m sore beyond belief from hanging onto a cut off saw, while trying to steady a ladder, thirty feet in the air.
    G’night my beautiful doves.

  35. LC Aggie Sith March 4, 2011 at 11:05 pm #

    G’night, Dick!!

  36. clintbird March 5, 2011 at 12:05 am #

    Once upon a time many moons ago I could play this (about half ass play it actually) on a guitar or a harmonica:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMz8XRGxZdY

  37. clintbird March 5, 2011 at 12:05 am #

    *Notes poat is dead and room is empty. Howls at the moon.*

  38. clintbird March 5, 2011 at 12:16 am #

    *Grabs outside corners of both eyes and pulls real tight.*

    Rhonery, I’m Mistah Rhonery …

  39. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 5, 2011 at 12:31 am #

    Not that anyone cares, but the entire family went out, to the good Chinese restaurant, and we actually had a nice meal.

    They added a kid’s menu, so the boys could have chicken nuggets and fries, I had an awesome pad thai with chicken and shrimp (yes, I know it was a Chinese restaurant), and the boys were well-behaved, and we had a very nice time.

    If that all went well, I must be doomed.

  40. clintbird March 5, 2011 at 12:42 am #

    Glad you had a successful family outing, pal.

  41. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 5, 2011 at 12:59 am #

    Me too. When we’re paying for a nice meal, I like to have everyone behave.

  42. clintbird March 5, 2011 at 7:57 am #

    *Sends mounted posse out looking for Carin.*

  43. Dick March 5, 2011 at 7:59 am #

    Good morning class.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

  44. LC Aggie Sith March 5, 2011 at 8:34 am #

    Good morning, Dick. Thanks for the wake up salute.

  45. gmland March 5, 2011 at 8:52 am #

    Good morning all! Did anyone else lose money at poker last night beside me?

  46. Dick March 5, 2011 at 8:54 am #

    Did anyone else lose money at poker last night beside me?

    Eventually you’ll get old like me and ignore silly bets.

    Aggie, anything for you, sweetie.

  47. LC Aggie Sith March 5, 2011 at 9:02 am #

    Lose money??

    I don’t take sucker bets.

  48. LC Aggie Sith March 5, 2011 at 9:03 am #

    Dick, that story is like wildfire around here!!

    I pray it passes!!

  49. LC Aggie Sith March 5, 2011 at 9:05 am #

    GML, how many indians did you kill off last night?

  50. GMLand March 5, 2011 at 9:10 am #

    The Indians were no match for me!

  51. LC Aggie Sith March 5, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    I can only hope to kill enough indians today.

  52. PattyAnn March 5, 2011 at 9:45 am #

    Hold it down a little bit, will ya? I’m letting John sleep in ’til nine. Then the ninja sewing machine will be humming for a few hours.
    I’m going to kill some Indians AND Cajuns tonight.

  53. LC Aggie Sith March 5, 2011 at 9:54 am #

    I’m going to kill some Indians AND Cajuns tonight.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  54. Dick March 5, 2011 at 9:57 am #

    I pretty much wiped out an entire tribe last night.

  55. clintbird March 5, 2011 at 10:01 am #

    Yay for PattyAnn!!!

  56. LC Aggie Sith March 5, 2011 at 10:02 am #

    I pretty much wiped out an entire tribe last night.

    Man, I can’t wait to meet y’all 😀

    I have to run to the liquor store today, too. Mom wants margaritas, and I’m getting Cachaca for me.

  57. Dick March 5, 2011 at 10:07 am #

    I had to look up Cachaca. Looks like rum, just different.

  58. LC Aggie Sith March 5, 2011 at 10:10 am #

    It is just as you describe, Dick.

    But makes a lovely drink.

  59. MCPO Airdale March 5, 2011 at 10:11 am #

    For so long
    You and me been finding each other for so long
    And the feeling that I feel for you is more then strong, girl
    Take it from me
    If you give a little more then you’re asking for
    Your love will turn the key

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA6L8-lxaA8

    Dance, dammit!

  60. Dick March 5, 2011 at 10:13 am #

    An EPIC putdown (Dick will especially appreciate this one!):

    http://whatever.scalzi.com/2011/03/04/dear-new-writer-im-sorry-i-dont-have-time-to-crush-you/

    Eh… More fiction.

  61. Dick March 5, 2011 at 10:15 am #

    Chief, too early to dance. Maybe after I take a dump.

  62. LC Aggie Sith March 5, 2011 at 10:17 am #

    Shit, now I got disco in my head.

  63. Dick March 5, 2011 at 10:39 am #

    One of the rocks that destroyed a church in New Zealand during the big earthquake is now being auctioned.

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=357989041

  64. MCPO Airdale March 5, 2011 at 10:39 am #

    Shit, now I got disco in my head.

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    My evil plan WORKED!

  65. Dick March 5, 2011 at 11:02 am #

    It would’ve been such an epic fight.
    Too bad the bastards went broke.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee5Cq5P_DVU

  66. clintbird March 5, 2011 at 11:12 am #

    As long as we’re at it …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnhKPw2NXIw&feature=related

  67. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 5, 2011 at 12:41 pm #

    Equally evil, but brilliant.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U13xOvDa19U

  68. Dick March 5, 2011 at 12:51 pm #

    I loathe those mash up vids. They whip my ass.

  69. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 5, 2011 at 12:51 pm #

    I think this just created a quantum singularity.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPLelay3zzA&feature=related

  70. Dick March 5, 2011 at 12:59 pm #

    BiW hates me.

  71. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 5, 2011 at 1:04 pm #

    Nah. They just fascinate me. Good ones make you say “Well, shiiiiiittt.” and bad ones make you say “GGGAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”

  72. roamingfirehydrant March 5, 2011 at 1:49 pm #

    Hmmm, click on the links or not. Oh, what the hell…

  73. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere March 5, 2011 at 2:08 pm #

    New poat.

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