Insert clever title here

17 Feb

Thinking of nukes this morning.

Real patch, by the way.

264 Responses to “Insert clever title here”

  1. roamingfirehydrant February 17, 2011 at 8:11 am #

    Car in, get over here with the wakey-wakey, please.

  2. Car in February 17, 2011 at 8:14 am #

    I honestly don’t think I can adequately explain how pissed I am about having my admin taken away at the H2.

    I mean, Roamy did a good job. But, I’m not an original, so my feelings are not exactly the same.

  3. Car in February 17, 2011 at 8:14 am #

    WAKEY WAKEY

  4. roamingfirehydrant February 17, 2011 at 8:18 am #

    I’m not an original, either, but it didn’t matter. Look at PA.

  5. Car in February 17, 2011 at 8:20 am #

    Well, I guess it’s time to kick this place up a notch.
    roamy, I was so worried about you yesterday.

  6. roamingfirehydrant February 17, 2011 at 8:22 am #

    I’m sorry, Carin. I didn’t mean to worry anyone. I just needed a day to flob (that’s what Mr. RFH calls it) then be done feeling sorry for myself and move forward.

  7. Americano February 17, 2011 at 8:24 am #

    Sorry you guys are fighting. I’ll be better, I promise. Just move back. We miss you and I’ll do better in school and clean my room and everthing.

  8. leoncaruthers February 17, 2011 at 8:26 am #

    If I’m going to be here, the color scheme must change. This powder-blue and white thing is killing me.

  9. Sox February 17, 2011 at 8:28 am #

    The “Wakey Wakey” was late. Now I’m gonna be late, too, Ms. Ca rin. And the Cat had admin rights terminated as well. I am pissed as well. H2 has Jumped the Shark…

  10. Car in February 17, 2011 at 8:30 am #

    DONE LEON. What color do you want? I can do yellow.

  11. Herr Morgenholz February 17, 2011 at 8:34 am #

    I’m still waiting for the clever title.

    God bless, Roamy. Sorry to hear about your continuing trials.

  12. Car in February 17, 2011 at 8:34 am #

    The wakey wakey at H2 was terminated when my admin rights were taken away.

  13. leoncaruthers February 17, 2011 at 8:35 am #

    Something darker would be my preference, even just a much darker blue or gray. The white around comments should stand out more. Right now the contrast isn’t high enough between comment and frame, so comments almost recede into the page.

  14. Car in February 17, 2011 at 8:36 am #

    The problem with the darker colors is that it makes the things on the sidebar harder to see.

    We played with it a LOT. But, it’s fun, so i’ll play some more 😉

  15. roamingfirehydrant February 17, 2011 at 8:38 am #

    Thanks, Herr.

  16. leoncaruthers February 17, 2011 at 8:39 am #

    Oughtta be a way to call out the sidebar with its own frame, but wordpress is a mysterious foreign nation to a meenuvian like me.

  17. Car in February 17, 2011 at 8:48 am #

    No. this color doesn’t work at all.

  18. Car in February 17, 2011 at 8:49 am #

    Well, this isn’t a pretty color, but you can read everything.

  19. PattyAnn February 17, 2011 at 8:51 am #

    Herr M, I thought of you yesterday. Walgreen’s is having a 15% off selected baby necessities sale this Saturday only.

    And hello to Sean, Leon and anyone else I missed.

    Carin, I just said this to you in email, but I’ll repeat it here–none of you deserved to have your admin rights terminated. It is just continuing poor judgment.

  20. Americano February 17, 2011 at 8:52 am #

    I find this color scheme somewhat uncivil.

  21. Dick February 17, 2011 at 8:54 am #

    I love the smell of burnt blog in the morning. It smells like… A kick in the poon.

    Later cool kids and hawt babes. I gotta lot of running around the Metroplex (which is Latin for, “center of the womb” today.

  22. leoncaruthers February 17, 2011 at 8:54 am #

    This is somehow better. I approve.

  23. Dick February 17, 2011 at 8:55 am #

    And some of you gals get together and do something with the curtains and decor in this dump, would ya?

  24. scottw February 17, 2011 at 8:58 am #

    “I love the smell of burnt blog in the morning.”

    I disagree. How you been Dick?

  25. PattyAnn February 17, 2011 at 9:06 am #

    SCOTT! *smooches

  26. Car in February 17, 2011 at 9:10 am #

    Yea, burnt blog is a nasty smell.

  27. roamingfirehydrant February 17, 2011 at 9:10 am #

    All right, I can’t miss another day of work. Y’all keep an eye on the comments pending approval, we got company comin’ in.

    (((squishy hugs)))

  28. Jay in Ames February 17, 2011 at 9:14 am #

    I hope I’m welcome over here as well, as some of you have become part of my morning ritual.

    Sucks that all this is going down.

  29. PattyAnn February 17, 2011 at 9:17 am #

    Welcome, J’Ames.

  30. Car in February 17, 2011 at 9:20 am #

    Of course J’ames.

  31. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 9:21 am #

    Roamy, I am SOOOOOO glad that you’re not in the morgue (which is what I was worried had happened)! Please look into the Cleveland Clinic. That’s where my niece went, and I think they were finally able to get a handle on her heart issues.

    I completely understand what you are talking about in regards to turning off the phone. I did that a couple of days after Rebecca was born. It was just for a day, but it was amazing how much it helped to just have that 24 hours uninterrupted. I was able to deal with things after that.

    You’re gonna get through this, sweetie, and you know that we are all here for you to fall back on. You mean the world to us – I hope you know that.

  32. Car in February 17, 2011 at 9:25 am #

    I can’t say enough good about the Cleveland Clinic. IT really is great.

  33. PattyAnn February 17, 2011 at 9:30 am #

    In the interest of full disclosure, Wicked Pinto/Doug has been invited to visit here. I have no idea if he will or not, but it is a possibility.

  34. Michael February 17, 2011 at 9:39 am #

    I can’t say enough good about the Cleveland Clinic. IT really is great.

    Not any more. LeBron left town.

  35. PattyAnn February 17, 2011 at 9:53 am #

    If anyone comments here for the first time and you don’t see your comment, give us time to get you out of the “Pending” folder. Once you’ve been let out, you won’t go there again.

  36. Herr Morgenholz February 17, 2011 at 10:06 am #

    And if you come up to Ohio, Roamy, I’ll dance nekkid in your room.

  37. Herr Morgenholz February 17, 2011 at 10:07 am #

    Herr M, I thought of you yesterday. Walgreen’s is having a 15% off selected baby necessities sale this Saturday only.

    I did not know that. Thanks.

  38. Car in February 17, 2011 at 10:11 am #

    What time are you going to go to Walgreen’s on Saturday?

    Will Frau be home alone?

    No reason.

  39. Herr Morgenholz February 17, 2011 at 10:12 am #

    Will Frau be home alone?

    No. She’ll have her bitterness and my firearms to keep her company.

  40. Car in February 17, 2011 at 10:17 am #

    How’s her aim?

  41. Herr Morgenholz February 17, 2011 at 10:19 am #

    With the bitterness, it’s outstanding.

  42. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 10:22 am #

    GOOD MORNING!!!!

    Wow, what a morning…. 😉

  43. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 10:22 am #

    This blog looks very green today…Hm….

  44. Car in February 17, 2011 at 10:24 am #

    Leon didn’t like the color. Hey, at least I didn’t switch it back to yellow.

  45. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 10:25 am #

    Thank goodness for small favors 😉

    Anyone know where I can get that patch? Because I WANT LIKE BURNING!!!

  46. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 10:28 am #

    If rocks have souls, the Black Rock at Mecca is Geological Satan.

  47. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 10:31 am #

    If rocks have souls, the Black Rock at Mecca is Geological Satan.

    Word…

  48. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 10:35 am #

    You know what they say about the color green.

    Green M&M, anyone?

  49. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    Heh. There’s hope for the old girl yet – driving home from dropping off the girl at school, I see a couple of cowboys standing on one of the overpasses, holding a hand-lettered sign that reads, “SECEDE”.

    Note to Barry:
    DON’T.F***IN’.MESS.WITH.TEXAS.
    Srsly, dude.
    You don’t EVEN wanna know…

  50. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    Green M&M, anyone?

    Bigger boobies, right?

  51. Car in February 17, 2011 at 10:40 am #

    Bigger boobies, right?

    REALLY?

    *rushes to store.

  52. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 10:46 am #

    No, not bigger boobies….isn’t it an aphrosidiac?

    *picks green M&Ms out of bag*

    *tosses them over to UP*

  53. Car in February 17, 2011 at 10:47 am #

    No, not bigger boobies….isn’t

    drat

  54. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 10:52 am #

    No, not bigger boobies….isn’t it an aphrosidiac?

    Yip. Ezzackly.

  55. clintbird February 17, 2011 at 10:54 am #

    Crap, Jazz. You know and I know even something as simple as the air we breathe is an aprodisiac for usuns.

  56. clintbird February 17, 2011 at 10:55 am #

    Disclaimer: This may, however, not necessarily apply to the wimmens.

  57. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 11:00 am #

    Carin, the upside to having small bewbs is that they won’t sag as we… season 😉

    Disclaimer: This may, however, not necessarily apply to the wimmens.

    Maybe….maybe not… 😉

  58. Herr Morgenholz February 17, 2011 at 11:03 am #

    DON’T.F***IN’.MESS.WITH.TEXAS.

    I thought it was “Don’t Mess With Minnesota, Especially During Ice Fishing Season, Cuz Those Scandis Are Crazy When They’ve Been Drinkin'”

    Everyone, however, feels free to mess with Ohio.

  59. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 11:06 am #

    You know and I know even something as simple as the air we breathe is an aprodisiac for usuns.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb7S8-Iewi0

    Radiohead retooled the melody of this song for “Creep”, their first big hit in 1993. The Hollies’ Albert Hammond and “Captain” Mike Hazlewood share the songwriting credits (and royalties) for “Creep” with Radiohead’s Thom Yorke – and for grounding the Exxon Valdez – as a result.

  60. Rich February 17, 2011 at 11:06 am #

    *sniffs blog’s butt.

    WTF?

  61. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 11:08 am #

    HM, will keep that warning in mind if ever I travel to Minnesota.

    And to Ohio….

  62. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 11:09 am #

    I wish women weren’t so tit conscious. The real concern for me would be finding a package in the southern hemisphere. All teh wimmens’ boobs are good, no – GREAT. I even prefer small ones on certain frames. So, as nice as fat titties are, small ‘uns can be at least as sessy. What I’m trying to say is, if you don’t have a schmenke, I lub your mamms.

  63. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 11:11 am #

    Howdy, Rich!!!

    *SMOOCH*

  64. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 11:12 am #

    if you don’t have a schmenke, I lub your mamms.

    Is that English? I know it’s my second language, but damn…

  65. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 11:12 am #

    I keep listening to “Check Yes or No,” PA. Probably ten times now!

  66. Rich February 17, 2011 at 11:12 am #

    “Howdy, Rich!!!

    *SMOOCH*”

    Hey now!!! I’m not that kind of guy. Oh wait, yes I am.

    *takes pants off

  67. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 11:13 am #

    Is that English? I know it’s my second language, but damn…

    😀

    Okay. “If you are sans peen, I love your breasticles.”

    🙂

  68. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 11:14 am #

    Howdy, Rich!!!

    *SMOOCH*”

    Hey now!!! I’m not that kind of guy. Oh wait, yes I am.

    I’ll have to screw up a lot of courage to greet you like that.

  69. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 11:18 am #

    I’ll have to screw up a lot of courage to greet you like that.

    Who, me? Or Rich?

    Because if it’s Rich, I want video.

  70. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    Awwww, Planned Parenthood can’t be liking this!

    http://tinyurl.com/4qfqe3x

    Reminds me of that scene from Se7en where Morgan Freeman and Bradd Pitt find that really messed-up guy who was coopted into murdering for lust, except Live Action is wearing the appliance, and the evisceration is actually a good thing. Nice and messy, though.

  71. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 11:21 am #

    Who, me? Or Rich?

    Because if it’s Rich, I want video.

    Rich. And I really don’t think you do. Really. That’s a really bad idea.

  72. clintbird February 17, 2011 at 11:23 am #

    Excellent reasons to contact your DC representatives TODAY!

    http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=41838

  73. Herr Morgenholz February 17, 2011 at 11:24 am #

    Awwww, Planned Parenthood can’t be liking this!

    That’s a real defection. She’ll bring some good intel.

    Oh, and fuck Planned Murder with a rusty rake.

  74. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    Oh, and fuck Planned Murder with a rusty rake

    Comments like that make me misty. 🙂

  75. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 11:27 am #

    If rocks have souls, the Black Rock at Mecca is Geological Satan.

    I thought you’d like that, jazz.

  76. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 11:29 am #

    I thought you’d like that, jazz.

    What’s a little plagiarism among friends, you know?

  77. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 11:29 am #

    Clint, I fired off a few emails. Thanks for the heads up.

  78. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 11:31 am #

    Ok, to avoid confusion, I’ll refer to clintbird as “CB” from now on.

    You’re welcome.

  79. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    Oh, and I have a great video Enas Yorl posted over at H&B. Y’all should post it everywhere!

  80. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 11:34 am #

    What’s a little plagiarism among friends, you know?

    It can’t be plagiarism if you improve it. Which you did.

  81. Jay in Ames February 17, 2011 at 11:44 am #

    Wow, just wow. I hope they hold firm on this stand!

    JSOnline: Madison schools close as teachers protest bill

    Read down, spokesman for the district says:
    Teachers who call in sick will not be paid unless they provide a doctor’s note, said Ken Syke, a spokesman for the district. Whether other discipline will be imposed on them will be determined later, Syke said.

  82. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    It can’t be plagiarism if you improve it. Which you did.

    Don’t go all USP&TO on me now! 😀 I prefer to aggrandize my blaze’ comments so as to reveal the true intrepid insight cowardly hidden beneath their benign surfaces.

  83. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 12:19 pm #

    I forgot that yesterday was a very important day in TiFW history – so if you want to know “How it all started”, here ya go:

    http://teresainfortworth.wordpress.com/2011/02/17/the-day-my-life-was-changed-forever/

    Hope you’re not too bored…..

  84. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 12:21 pm #

    And BTW, if any of my comments get screwed up, I JUST learned how to fly one of these suckers over at the H2, so this HTML stuff is still new to me. Don’t know if I have the ability to edit my comments on here or not, so if I have any typos, they probably will just have to stand as they are…..

  85. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 12:23 pm #

    Eh, we like typos, Teresa. Makes us hooman 😉

  86. Jay in Ames February 17, 2011 at 12:27 pm #

    Don’t know if it is just me, but I tried to comment something with a link, earlier, and it was lost. No moderation comment.

    I tried it again, and it gave me the duplicate comment error. Not sure if it is in moderation or not, but I didn’t get that message.

    It had a link in it, and I figured that was probably what caused the error, or the exception which caused the comment to disappear.

  87. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    I checked the mod queue/spambox, Jay, and I don’t see anything.

  88. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 12:34 pm #

    I just got J’ames outta hell. Now my feet need washing.

  89. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 12:34 pm #

    Aaaannnnnd I spoke too soon.

  90. Jay in Ames February 17, 2011 at 12:36 pm #

    Thanks, BiW and Jazz. And good to see you again, Jazz.

  91. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 12:39 pm #

    Howdy, J’Ames!!

    *bats eyes*

  92. Jay in Ames February 17, 2011 at 12:40 pm #

    How’s things, Aggie?

    It sucks that your Aggies took out my Cyclones last night. Oh well, we made it interesting.

  93. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

    It was a good game, I must say.

    Seems to me the teachers care more about the union than they do about the CHIIIIIIIIIIIILDREN, huh??

  94. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 12:56 pm #

    Hey, J’Ames. I must say, it’s very nice to see you, too. Please zip your trou. 🙂

  95. Jay in Ames February 17, 2011 at 1:03 pm #

    Just heard on the news that state Democrats in Wisconsin failed to show up for the collective bargaining vote today. No quorum, no vote.

    Guess they figured out how to game the system, yet again.

    Democracy = whatever democrats want, it seems. The People have nothing to do with it.

  96. clintbird February 17, 2011 at 1:05 pm #

    Dear Wisconsin’s elected democrats:

    Fuck You, You Hairy Bull Dykes, You!

  97. Dick February 17, 2011 at 1:11 pm #

    Hey Jay, how’s life treating ya?
    And no, I’m not gonna bat my eyes at you.

  98. Jay in Ames February 17, 2011 at 1:12 pm #

    Going good, Dick. Good to see you again.

  99. Dick February 17, 2011 at 1:13 pm #

    Same here. Just taking a break through lunch.

  100. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 1:17 pm #

    Is it Friday yet?

  101. beasn February 17, 2011 at 1:17 pm #

    HAHAHAHA

    Lookit all ya’ll!!

    *waves like crazy*

    Okay back to work, will try to catch up later to see who is spanking who AND NOT WHAT..if you know what I mean.

  102. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 1:24 pm #

    Sounds like the Texas State Democrats put a call in to Wisconsin. They pulled that same crap down here a few years ago.

    Seems to me the people of the state could just call a new election and/or refuse to pay the state reps. After all, it’s their tax dollars that pay those salaries.

    A couple of calls to the staff members letting them know that they might be out of a job if their “boss” doesn’t show up to do his/her job could work wonders.

    Or an amendment to whatever which states that if an elected rep. tries to pull something like that again, they start losing the number of paid staff that they are allowed to have….

  103. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 1:24 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    Law enforcement are now searching for Democratic senators boycotting a Senate vote on Gov. Scott Walker’s budget-repair plan Thursday in an attempt to bring the lawmakers to the floor to allow Republicans to move forward with action on the bill.

    In a press conference just off the Senate floor, Senate Majority Leader Scott Fitzgerald (R-Juneau) said that Democrats were “not showing up for work” and that police were searching for them to bring them to the floor.

  104. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 1:28 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!

    Oh, man, the hits keep coming!!!!!

    Media Matters is upset because somebody notice Michelle Obama is a fat-assed Clydesdale.

  105. Jay in Ames February 17, 2011 at 1:29 pm #

    Sounds like they only need one senator to show up. And the Republicans have 19 of the 20 needed.

  106. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 1:30 pm #

    DICK AND KELLY, SITTING IN A …computer chair?

    Doesn’t quite go.

  107. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    Homeland Security Secretary Interplanet Janet Neopolitano has a new mission: Environmental Justice!!!

    Sweet. That fucking criminal, Environment, has escaped accountability for millenia. This is so long overdue.

  108. Car in February 17, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    That’s nice and brave of the Wisconsin D senators.

  109. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 1:36 pm #

    I remember that too, teresa. If I recall, Willie Nelson sent them a case of whiskey to New Mexico, where they were hiding out.

  110. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 1:40 pm #

    Interplanet Janet??

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    Well, if they can’t squeeze blood out of them with taxes, they’ll do it through the courts.

  111. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 1:43 pm #

    ♪♫ Interplanet Janet, she’s a galaxy girl,
    A solar system Ms. from a future world,
    She travels like a rocket with her comet team
    And there’s never been a planet Janet hasn’t seen,
    No, there’s never been a planet Janet hasn’t seen. ♫♪

  112. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 1:45 pm #

    Well, the one she may be singing is “I’m just a bill”.

    Gawd, she has to go!!!

  113. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 1:50 pm #

    ♪♫ Interplanet Janet, Homel’nd Security girl,
    A Progressive Secretary from a future world,
    She governs like a commie with her commie team
    And there’s never been a traveler Janet wouldn’t screen,
    After which she serves up her namesake ice cream. ♫♪

  114. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 1:52 pm #

    You didn’t click on “Neopolitano,” did you, Aggie. 🙂

    /There were two links there “Interplanet Janet” and “Neopolitano.”

  115. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 1:59 pm #

    I sure did. It wreaks havoc with my diet.

    Thanks a lot. 😛

  116. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 2:04 pm #

    My goodness it’s an asswhip logging in from a mobile phone. Damn my employer for blocking blogs!

  117. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 2:04 pm #

    Mine, too, Aggie. But I still eat it.

    My name is Jazz, and I’m an ice cream addict.

  118. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    Wow, Kelly, this is what springs to mind when I see your gravitard.

  119. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm #

    Jazz, is that good or bad?

  120. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 2:23 pm #

    It’s good, Kelly 😉

  121. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 2:31 pm #

    It’s divine, Kelly. 🙂

  122. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 2:32 pm #

    It’s divine, Kelly.

    Does that make her “The Divine Miss K”??

  123. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 2:39 pm #

    I tink what we got dere is da seccrid heart o Jesus, yes? My 12 years of catlick school may be coming in handy!

  124. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 2:40 pm #

    Does that make her “The Divine Miss K”??

    No. She doesn’t hate America enough.

  125. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 2:42 pm #

    No. She doesn’t hate America enough.

    Agreed!!

    *tosses out nick*

    She is the Glorious Mrs. K 😉

  126. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 2:53 pm #

    Can’t say I have ever been called glorious before.

  127. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

    Can’t say I have ever been called glorious before.

    WTF?? Dick is failing??

  128. Herr Morgenholz February 17, 2011 at 3:10 pm #

    Dick is failing??

    THAT’S NOT FUNNY!

  129. Michael February 17, 2011 at 3:20 pm #

    Kelly’s avatar reminds me of this:

  130. Dick February 17, 2011 at 3:22 pm #

    HM, I never fail… Okay, that’s a lie. Third grade was a bitch when I was sixteen.

  131. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 3:24 pm #

    The Guild??

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  132. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 3:25 pm #

    Holy shit…I have some costumes like those….

  133. Dick February 17, 2011 at 3:26 pm #

    I love it!

    I now have two different contractors who I priced jobs at $600 asking me to back it off to $595, cause of the hell they gotta go through on the tax bullshit.
    John Galt: He’s not just for breakfast anymore.

  134. Michael February 17, 2011 at 3:27 pm #

    Holy shit…I have some costumes like those….

    What is your phone number?

    (Kelly won’t answer.)

  135. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 3:30 pm #

    (Kelly won’t answer.)

    WTF?? I’m your second choice??

    John Galt: He’s not just for breakfast anymore.

    And so it begins!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  136. Michael February 17, 2011 at 3:37 pm #

    I now have two different contractors who I priced jobs at $600 asking me to back it off to $595, cause of the hell they gotta go through on the tax bullshit.

    Dick, the new Form 1099 requirements have not taken effect yet, and Congress is going to repeal it or raise the threshold to a much higher level in any event. Also, it really only affects you if you are doing business as a corporation.

  137. Dick February 17, 2011 at 3:42 pm #

    Yep, I know the rules, Michael. But I think it’s hysterical multiple contractors are thinking about the hassle.

  138. Michael February 17, 2011 at 3:44 pm #

    In mean, the new rules mostly affect corporations.

    Form 1099 has been around forever as a tax compliance tool.

  139. Dick February 17, 2011 at 3:47 pm #

    Yep, they have been, but do you really think a contractor is gonna take tax advice from a bricklayer?
    That’s the funny part. These guys are already shitting their pants and thinking of ways to cheat.

  140. Michael February 17, 2011 at 3:47 pm #

    I think it’s hysterical multiple contractors are thinking about the hassle.

    I have Obama to thank for turning my daughter from a typical liberal in college to a rabid conservative now. She is hoarding silver coins and practicing with a gun she picked out that I paid for. (.40 S*W XD)

  141. Dick February 17, 2011 at 3:49 pm #

    Hell, you should’ve been that major influence.

  142. Michael February 17, 2011 at 3:53 pm #

    The funniest part of this is that Daughter Michael lives and works in the Berkeley of the Rockies, Boulder, and works for a company that sells solar energy equipment and depends on green energy largess from Uncle Sam.

    Despite all this, her political views did a 180 in the last couple of years. What really changed her mind was watching her friends loaf on their extended unemployment benefits, without really trying to get work, while she was busting her ass, getting promoted, and then having to swallow a pay cut.

  143. Michael February 17, 2011 at 3:55 pm #

    Hell, you should’ve been that major influence.

    Lutherans know how to brainwash their children. It’s just a matter of time and experience.

  144. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 3:56 pm #

    I now have two different contractors who I priced jobs at $600 asking me to back it off to $595, cause of the hell they gotta go through on the tax bullshit.

    Tell’m you’ll go to $598, but not a dime lower.

  145. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 3:57 pm #

    Dick is failing??

    The only time Dick ever failed was when he was still an employee of Uncle Sam, in a country he can’t name and had to take a second shot at the commie that was in his crosshairs.
    *
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    Too vitriolic?

  146. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 3:59 pm #

    Lutherans know how to brainwash their children. It’s just a matter of time and experience.

    And Jello. Lots and lots of Jello.

  147. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    What really changed her mind was watching her friends loaf on their extended unemployment benefits, without really trying to get work, while she was busting her ass, getting promoted, and then having to swallow a pay cut.

    Sounds like she was “mugged”. Glad she is awake now.

    Too vitriolic?

    No, that was hawt.

    Jello and Lutherans?? I didn’t know that….

  148. Michael February 17, 2011 at 4:08 pm #

    Specifically, lime green jello with carrot shavings.

    Nothing goes better with our tuna noodle casseroles.

  149. Michael February 17, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

    I tell ya, people just don’t know what an epicurean orgy occurs at Lutheran potluck dinners.

  150. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 4:11 pm #

    Aggie! Don’t you go near the Jello, girl! It’s a trap!

    Unless Cathy made it, in which case it is perfectly safe, and will bring you slowly but inexorably to Lutheranism….wait, what?

  151. Herr Morgenholz February 17, 2011 at 4:15 pm #

    I tell ya, people just don’t know what an epicurean orgy occurs at Lutheran potluck dinners.

    A good borscht, some kvass, and pieroshki is the Sunday afternoon choice of my type. And it’s heresy gluten-free!

  152. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 4:17 pm #

    Lime green Jello with PINEAPPLE CHUNKS!!

    I rest my case. Lutherans didn’t take the real lime Jello recipe from the Catholics.

  153. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    HM, you are more than welcome at my house, as long as you bring the pieroshkis 😉

  154. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 4:32 pm #

    Mmmmmm the gluten-filled pieroshki are the best.

  155. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 4:41 pm #

    Lime jello with pineapple

    Did you know that you cannot make lime jello with fresh pineapple? There is an enzyme in fresh pineapple (bromelain I think) that will prevent the gelatin from solidifying. Canned pineapple will work though because the heat of the canning process inactivates this enzyme.

    There is your silly science fact for the day.

  156. Michael February 17, 2011 at 4:43 pm #

    Things get ugly when somebody tries to put maraschino cherries in the lime green jello.

    You know that you have to kick them out of the church, but there are debates about the right way to do it.

  157. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

    From The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew archives, “The Polish Pie Mystery”

    http://polandian.home.pl/index.php/2009/10/15/the-polish-pie-mystery/

  158. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 4:46 pm #

    You know that you have to kick them out of the church, but there are debates about the right way to do it.

    That’s why I love excommunication. One bad word and ZIP – you’re talking to the Triune Hand. LALALALALALA – God can’t hear you!

  159. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 4:46 pm #

    There is your silly science fact for the day.

    I found this out the hard way. You know how? I was invited to a potluck dinner at the Lutheran church….

    Things get ugly when somebody tries to put maraschino cherries in the lime green jello.

    So, Lutherans hate Christmas?

  160. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    So, how’s about I set up an awesome joke for y’all. Low-hanging fruit and all, you know. I shop a lot on the internet and have my purchases shipped to my mother’s house, which is just a few blocks from where I work. She’s home when the delivery guy usually arrives, so it’s convenient when signatures are required.

    So far, so good, right?

    She just texted me to tell me I have a big package. I have to say, I’m a bit unnerved.

  161. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    She just texted me to tell me I have a big package. I have to say, I’m a bit unnerved.

    I guess moms do know best 😉

  162. Michael February 17, 2011 at 4:52 pm #

    That’s why I love excommunication.

    See, in my opinion, there is only one right way to do this, in the event that somebody tries to put cherries in lime green jello.

    You beat them with aluminum baseball bats, borrowed from the church softball team, and then deposit them in the dumpsters behind Wal-Mart.

    In my experience, the heretics do not show up again after that.

  163. Jay in Ames February 17, 2011 at 4:53 pm #

    It’s the Texas Lutherans that hate the cherries. They are perfectly acceptable up here, in the Heartland of America.

    As long as there are pears in the jello. Frozen peas are NOT acceptable, unless it’s school lunches. Then you can make money from your friends if you eat their square of disgusting combinations, too.

  164. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 4:54 pm #

    I guess moms do know best

    You’re not helping.

    Did I ever tell y’all about finding that hog-leg vibrator or hers? Geez, louise – I’ve never mentioned to anyone I’ve ever met in person, including my sibs. I was moving her bedroom furniture for her, and I found this toy that was like an epileptic fireplug. TOTALLY skeezed me out. In fact, telling the story is skeezing me out.

  165. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    Anyone for aspic? *wiggles eyebrows*

  166. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    Peas in jello? You just invalidated the entire Reformation.

  167. Jay in Ames February 17, 2011 at 4:55 pm #

    She just texted me to tell me I have a big package.

    At least you finally got a woman to say that to you.

    (speaking of low hanging fruit)

  168. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 4:56 pm #

    aspic?

  169. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 4:56 pm #

    At least you finally got a woman to say that to you.

    It wasn’t nearly as gratifying as I’d hoped it’d be.

  170. Jay in Ames February 17, 2011 at 4:57 pm #

    Peas in jello?

    It’s true, they did that to us in school, once.

    Say that in the Joe Piscapo Johnny Dangerously voice, it’s funnier that way.

  171. Michael February 17, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    It’s the Texas Lutherans that hate the cherries. They are perfectly acceptable up here, in the Heartland of America.

    That’s because the librul Lutherans are up there in snow country. Down here, we are hardcore. We have some frickin’ discipline.

  172. Jay in Ames February 17, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    aspic?

    Mmmm, beef flavored jello.

  173. Michael February 17, 2011 at 5:00 pm #

    You gotta be serious to be Lutheran in Texas. Everywhere you look, there are Baptists and Catholics. You can’t let your guard down for a minute.

  174. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 5:02 pm #

  175. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 5:04 pm #

    Did I ever tell y’all about finding that hog-leg vibrator or hers?

    Congratulations, Jazz. You win for skeeriest mom.

    ASPIC??

    *hurls*

  176. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 5:06 pm #

    . Everywhere you look, there are Baptists and Catholics.

    You can tell the Catholics – we’re drunks with a lot of kids. You can tell the Baptists – they’re sober, but they’re smiling because they can have protected sex (for fun, no less).

  177. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 5:06 pm #

    Kelly, that…. is….

    *hurls again*

    Although the mushrooms look kinda good.

  178. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 5:07 pm #

    we’re drunks with a lot of kids.

    *thinks of Peej and herself*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  179. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 5:09 pm #

    Catholics drink so much so they can have blackout premarital sex. It’s not a sin if you can’t remember doing it and your judgment was impaired.

    I hope.

  180. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 5:10 pm #

    Or I just, like, tripled the score on my sin card.

  181. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 5:10 pm #

    Hehe meat jello.

  182. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 5:11 pm #

    Is Spam jelly aspic?

  183. pajama momma February 17, 2011 at 5:12 pm #

    Hey guys, I left this for you all in an email, but just in case you’re not on, I wanted to copy and paste my email here:

    Ok, please don’t kill me guys, but I think it might have been me that put you guys in the wrong status. I went through and put people like bmac and some people that haven’t been here in an eternity in editor status and I did it in bulk. I can’t imagine that I did it to Romy and Carin, but it’s certainly a possibility. I did people like aprilwine and bmac (bmac and I were personal friends, but I did it because I didn’t want to chose some people over others and look unfair, but if you haven’t been here in a while, I demoted you) Shim, stuff like that.

    It’s HIGHLY possible that I’m retarded. I didn’t do it last night though. I did it maybe a week ago. So maybe Carin and Romy didn’t notice?

  184. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 5:12 pm #

    I started drinking after I was married with children.

    I did it wrong??

  185. pajama momma February 17, 2011 at 5:14 pm #

    ugh, I corrected myself. I didn’t mean TiFW…I meant bmac

  186. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 5:14 pm #

    You beat them with aluminum baseball bats, borrowed from the church softball team, and then deposit them in the dumpsters behind Wal-Mart.

    That explains where I woke up, but why was I missing pants?

  187. pajama momma February 17, 2011 at 5:14 pm #

    hell, I already said bmac too. I don’t know what I meant, but I have to get my car smogged now. bbl

  188. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 5:15 pm #

    I started drinking after I was married with children.

    No, just a late bloomer. It’s a trade for fabulous mams. 😉

    /To reiterate, great boobs have NOTHING to do with size, IMHO.

  189. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 5:17 pm #

    I don’t know bmac, but I love mac ‘n cheese.

    Has anyone ever heard of The Macaroni Grill?

    Stupidest name EVER.

    Guess what one motherfucking dish that I’d want to get from the joint is not on the goddam menu? Hint: IT’S IN THE FUCKING NAME.

    They ought to be beaten with one of the Lutheran aluminum bats for false advertising.

  190. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 5:17 pm #

    That explains where I woke up, but why was I missing pants?

    Midget pr0n? Or is that just Dick?

    No, just a late bloomer. It’s a trade for fabulous mams.

    They are rather perky still 😉

  191. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 5:21 pm #

    Peej put me in “Editor” mode? I’ve been able to post and make changes to my comments….

    Jazz, having experienced that with your mom and her personal “flotation” device, what would be your recommendation for disposing of those things before the children have to come clean your house out?

    I’m, umm…, asking for a friend.

    Yeah, a friend…

  192. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 5:24 pm #

    Jazz, we have a few of those restaurants here. Never made sense to me.

    Teresa, you may want to tell your friend to keep them in a portable firebox that you can toss in the river.

    A friend told me that.

  193. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 5:24 pm #

    ‘Cuz ya know, at that point I’m gonna either be completely senile or dead, so I’m not gonna care either way.

    Umm – my FRIEND’S not gonna care either way….

  194. Dick February 17, 2011 at 5:25 pm #

    Being Kelly’s personal slave, I just did the dishes.
    How domestic is that?

  195. Dick February 17, 2011 at 5:26 pm #

    Stupidest name EVER.

    Shittiest prefab food ever as well.

  196. Dick February 17, 2011 at 5:27 pm #

    That explains where I woke up, but why was I missing pants?

    Heh heh…

  197. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 5:27 pm #

    Peej, I don’t think I’m on your nifty e-mail list. I can be reached at kochs at airmail dot net. Unless I’m not one of the cool kids.

    Hey, does this mean I’m in on the “ground floor”, so to speak, of this here bloggie doofer?

    Cool.

  198. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 5:29 pm #

    Jazz, having experienced that with your mom and her personal “flotation” device, what would be your recommendation for disposing of those things before the children have to come clean your house out?

    I don’t know; I still have PTSD over the matter. I know if it’s inevitable that they find such a device, they would surely appreciate finding a thoroughly clean implement, rather than one encrusted with essence. It wouldn’t have been so traumatic, I don’t think, if the article weren’t something out of a garish sideshow at a sex carnival.

  199. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 5:30 pm #

    Being Kelly’s personal slave “flotation” device, I just did the dishes.

    FTFY 😉

  200. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 5:30 pm #

    Shittiest prefab food ever as well.

    How could I have left that out? Has all the extravagant flavor of bleached cardboard.

  201. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 5:32 pm #

    I am proud to say that I have never eaten at The Macaroni Grill.

  202. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 5:34 pm #

    Ditto, Kelly.

    Dick, you are such a slave sweetheart.

  203. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 5:34 pm #

    Here’s what I would say if you’re worried about your kids finding your personal amusement park: Make sure the freaky rides are hidden at the back of the property. Libido is normal. Taking a Parkinson’s-afflicted telephone pole isn’t. We kids prefer to think of our parents as pretty normal and don’t want to delve into their Tijuana proclivities.

  204. Dick February 17, 2011 at 5:34 pm #

    Jazz, unless it’s a one of, Keller’s burgers or Babe’s Fried Chicken, we won’t even go in.
    Now that I’ve said that, El Fenix and El Chico are both chains and qualify as greatness.

  205. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 5:35 pm #

    So Jazz, was it anatomically correct, or was it more like something you’d see in shop class?

    And I was in an “entertainment” store on Monday, picking out a little “something” for Mr. TiFW for Valentine’s Day, and there was a mature woman there WITH HER MOTHER, and they were COMPARING “things” (“Oh, Lord, no, that’s WAAAY too big!”).

    Yeah, good times…

  206. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 5:38 pm #

    So Jazz, was it anatomically correct, or was it more like something you’d see in shop class?

    OMG!! WE DON’T WANT TO KNOW!!!!

    *shuts eyes*

    *yells LA LA LA*

  207. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 5:38 pm #

    I ate at the Macaroni Grill only under protest once I figured out they DON’T FUCKING SERVE MACARONI. Is there anything better than oven-baked mac ‘n cheese? I think not. Now, I harbor resentment for their tomfoolery.

  208. Dick February 17, 2011 at 5:38 pm #

    Dick, you are such a slave sweetheart.

    Not really, Aggie. I get killer food and other ‘perks’ out of the deal.

  209. Dick February 17, 2011 at 5:40 pm #

    Teresa, what in the wide world of sports are you doing in a sex store? Ya got a net connection!

  210. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 5:43 pm #

    I get killer food and other ‘perks’ out of the deal.

    *thinks she needs Kelly for a wife*

    *wonders what Dick is thinking now*

  211. Dick February 17, 2011 at 5:44 pm #

    *wonders what Dick is thinking now*

    I’m not. Instead I’m frantically searching Amazon for Hi-Def video cams.

  212. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 5:50 pm #

    They don’t deliver the same day, Dick….

    I did it on a whim, and it was one of those “Priscilla McCall’s” places, not some skeevy dive on the edge of town.

  213. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 5:50 pm #

    Now that I’ve said that, El Fenix and El Chico are both chains and qualify as greatness.

    El Fenix was damn fine.

  214. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 5:52 pm #

    OMG!! WE DON’T WANT TO KNOW!!!!

    Heh. I was a “good” girl for many, many years. Now that I am over 50, I am taking great delight in being a “character”.

    Drives my daughters nuts, it does.

    I figure I’m just paying them back for the adolescent years….

  215. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 5:53 pm #

    When you’ve got your own, a phallus is a phallus. However, my very own was diminutive in comparison, and not only was I disgusted, I couldn’t help be overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, thinking, “This is normal? For real?” – which really conflicted me, because I don’t care where I stand in comparison to my mother’s toys.

    This whole discussion is really disturbing. I hope you’re enjoying it. ;P

  216. Dick February 17, 2011 at 5:57 pm #

    I find anything disturbing always somewhat engaging.

  217. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 5:59 pm #

    I’m shocked that Dick is enjoying this. Shocked, I tell you!

  218. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 6:00 pm #

    I’m frantically searching Amazon for Hi-Def video cams.

    High Def?

    *runs to put more makeup on*

  219. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 6:01 pm #

    Dick, for some reason, I NEVER worry about offending you. Not that you can’t be offended, just that my paltry dalliances with the unacceptable seem to be so conservative in relation to your world view that I must seem little more than slightly amusing.

  220. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 6:01 pm #

    I remember a college professor at A&M – in the “Marriage and the Family” class that EVERYONE took to fulfill their Social Science/Humanities elective (‘cuz honestly, the rest of the options sucked) – telling the guys in the class that they should never let their wives get a “device”, because they would never measure up.

    Mind you, we were all still pretty naive, and we didn’t HAVE the internet, so there were a lot of red faces in class that day –

    And yeah, I’m having fun – usually I’m the embarassed one!

    Trust me, if we ever meet in real life, you are going to be SHOCKED when you see me. I’m shorter than Mrs. Peel, but about 5 times as round. And I look perfectly harmless….

  221. Dick February 17, 2011 at 6:08 pm #

    Jazz, I have no soul. Therefore I can never be offended.
    Come to think of it; not much rhythm either.
    I should’ve been a politician.

  222. Dick February 17, 2011 at 6:09 pm #

    Teresa’s a total horn dog.

  223. scottw February 17, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

    So what is everyone talking about?

    *scrolls up*
    *quietly backs out of room*

  224. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 6:14 pm #

    Teresa’s a total horn dog.

    Which makes Mr. TiFW one lucky fella, no?

  225. Dick February 17, 2011 at 6:15 pm #

    Stick around, Scott.
    Teresa’s trying to terrorize everyone, which makes this conversation hilarious.

  226. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 6:16 pm #

    Scott,

    No one was going to ask you to participate, although the floor certainly seems open to sharing if you’re amenable.

    Come to think of it, this is the first blog conversation since the days of the Suicide Help Desk that makes me somewhat uncomfortable.

    *shudders*

  227. Dick February 17, 2011 at 6:16 pm #

    It’s 5:15pm Dallas time, which means I just poured myself a tequila.
    Anybody want one?

  228. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 6:18 pm #

    *quietly backs out of room*

    Hey, Jazz started it with his “big package” comment:
    https://uncivilpeasants.wordpress.com/2011/02/17/insert-clever-title-here/#comment-1621

    Everyone was talking about tax codes and lime jello before that.

  229. Dick February 17, 2011 at 6:18 pm #

    BiW,
    Can we make an extension here of the Suicide Help Desk?
    I’m in a helpful mood.

  230. clintbird February 17, 2011 at 6:19 pm #

    Interesting. Must be individual franchise owner issues. The Macaroni Grille here in OP is damn good, actually.

  231. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 6:20 pm #

    Come to think of it, this is the first blog conversation since the days of the Suicide Help Desk that makes me somewhat uncomfortable.

    Aw, crap – I’m gonna get banned on my first day….

    And I was in on the “ground floor”, too!

  232. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 6:20 pm #

    Old Man, I still think the idea of that blog was priceless, and the fact that some of the commenters didn’t understand what was meant by help only made it better.

    *laughing*

  233. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 6:20 pm #

    What I want and what I can have are two different things. I want blowjobs, booze, and whores. I can have self-administered handjobs, shirley temples, and platonic female friends. It’s like wanting Mexican and getting fed hospital food.

  234. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 6:21 pm #

    Whatever happened to “Vern” anyway? Did one of his “assitees” lose his nerve?

  235. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 6:23 pm #

    I can have self-administered handjobs, shirley temples, and platonic female friends.

    Maybe your mom knows where you can get some “devices” to help you out…

    *ducks and runs*

  236. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 6:24 pm #

    Hey, Jazz started it with his “big package” comment

    I am the architect of the demise of civil conversation!

  237. Jazz February 17, 2011 at 6:25 pm #

    TiFW, that’s retch-worthy.

  238. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 6:27 pm #

    Teresa’s trying to terrorize everyone, which makes this conversation hilarious.

    It’s always the quiet ones.
    No one expects it.

  239. PattyAnn February 17, 2011 at 6:27 pm #

    Dick, I just made a highball. Half ginger ale, half orange juice on ice. Delish.

  240. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 6:29 pm #

    TiFW, that’s retch-worthy.

    I did have fun writing that –
    My work here is done!

  241. Dick February 17, 2011 at 6:29 pm #

    Aw, crap – I’m gonna get banned on my first day….

    This is a chickenshit free zone, Teresa. Say whatever ya want.

  242. Dick February 17, 2011 at 6:31 pm #

    PA, where’s the half of booze? Oh, wait… My bad.
    Maybe one day we’ll make you an alcoholic again, or for the first time, whichever the case may be.

  243. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 6:32 pm #

    Cocktail time! Here’s my recipe for a Bermuda Splashy Breezer.

    One half vodka (glugglugglugglugglug), one half sambuca (glugglugglugglugglugglug), one half rum (glugglugglugglugglug) and one half orange juice (dribble)

    /Auntie Sandra Lee

  244. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 6:32 pm #

    I know that, Dick – I was just having fun.

    Believe me, if my kids knew what I was writing on here, they’d be mortified….

    And when the gov’t officials start looking into this site because of the word “terrorize”, aren’t they going to be surprised!

  245. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 6:32 pm #

    Dick, I want tequila.

    Can’t have it, but I want it.

  246. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 6:34 pm #

    Kelly, you owe me a new keyboard – “Auntie Sandra Lee”….

  247. Kelly February 17, 2011 at 6:39 pm #

    Oh and here’s my great recipe for apple turnovers! First, buy an apple pie at the store. Scoop out all the filling and put it into muffin cups. Put a Pillsbury biscuit on top and bake! Wah-lah!

    /Glassy-eyed Auntie Sandra Lee

  248. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 6:40 pm #

    Kelly, that recipe sounds awesome.

    *looks at her glass of water*

    FUUUUUUUU

  249. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

    Oh and here’s my great recipe for apple turnovers!

    *scribbles like a madwoman*

    😀

  250. leoncaruthers February 17, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

    Anyone else drinking a gluten free beer and laughing at the Madison protestwats?

  251. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

    Aw, crap – I’m gonna get banned on my first day….

    And I was in on the “ground floor”, too!

    Think of it this way: It wasn’t like you had a chance to get too attached.

    Trust me. Its better this way. 😉

  252. Dick February 17, 2011 at 6:43 pm #

    Leon, they ought to send in the Bahrain military to bust that lil’ protest up.

  253. Dick February 17, 2011 at 6:44 pm #

    Sandra Lee is Satan in this house.

  254. PattyAnn February 17, 2011 at 6:45 pm #

    Dick, I don’t miss it too much. I drank enough gin in my earlier years that I still to this day smell like a juniper tree.

  255. Michael February 17, 2011 at 6:46 pm #

    OK, I cleaned up my yard, pool, and patio this afternoon.

    Now I got the sound system turned on. Ima gonna turn it up until the police arrive.

    This could take awhile, because I live on a bend in the road, and my only close neighbors are a doctor who is never here and a Lone Star Gas utility easement.

    Still, there must be a volume at which somebody calls the cops. I got a one whole Denon amp working these outside Klipsch speakers.

  256. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 6:46 pm #

    Trust me. Its better this way.

    *pulls BiW to the side of the blog*
    *whispers*
    Maybe we could work something out? Nobody has to know about it.
    *looks around*
    I mean, I’ve been in a store, and I’ve seen some things….
    *sees somebody coming, starts whistling*

  257. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 6:46 pm #

    Dick, I don’t miss it too much. I drank enough gin in my earlier years that I still to this day smell like a juniper tree.

    hawt.

  258. clintbird February 17, 2011 at 6:47 pm #

    I just threw up a ridiculous new poat ’cause this one’s slower than Leon finishing his last two squats.

  259. Michael February 17, 2011 at 6:48 pm #

    I think I will switch from Adult Alternative to Reggae. That should bring the Irving cops in a hurry.

  260. LC Aggie Sith February 17, 2011 at 6:48 pm #

    OK, I cleaned up my yard, pool, and patio this afternoon.

    What about the hottub? Going to get frisky tonight?

    Anyone else drinking a gluten free beer and laughing at the Madison protestwats?

    I’m laughing while sober, which is sad, in a way.

  261. Teresa in Fort Worth, TX February 17, 2011 at 6:50 pm #

    Still, there must be a volume at which somebody calls the cops.

    Nah – just stand on the roof of your patio wearing nothing but your cape. That’ll bring the whole squad to your house.

    With a net and a rubber truck.

  262. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 17, 2011 at 6:50 pm #

    That’s the best offer I’ve had in quite sometime.

    *pauses to think about it*

  263. Michael February 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm #

    Oh wait, before I switch to Reggae, I gotta listen to this Tracey Chapman song.

  264. leoncaruthers February 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm #

    I’m hoping for fire hoses.

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