Some of the Funniest Movies Ever…

11 Feb

My list?

Grosse Pointe Blank:

Office Space:

The Princess Bride:

Down Periscope:

The Ocean’s Trilogy (yes I know they’re all douchebag assholes…I like the movies anyway)

116 Responses to “Some of the Funniest Movies Ever…”

  1. Car in February 11, 2011 at 7:52 am #

    Wakey everyone.

    BiW – that sucks. I hope the meeting goes ok with your wife.

  2. Dick February 11, 2011 at 8:26 am #

    Ruth Jones McClendon sucks alligator cocks.
    http://radio.woai.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=119078&article=8161220

    BiW, have her clutch a red Swingline stapler during the meeting and look confused.

  3. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 11:04 am #

    Damn to hell those fucktardic assholes at Mrs. BisW’s work.

    I hope they flounder horribly, and their company goes up in a massive inferno, then get caught for arson trying to recoup the insurance.

    DAMN THEM TO HELL!!!

  4. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 11:06 am #

    Dick, from your link:

    “This does not in any way penalize dogs, or prevent people from enjoying the benefits of dog ownership,” she said.

    HORSESHIT!!!! It fucking well IS a penalty if you don’t buy the “mandatory” insurance. One fucking asshole of a neighbor fucks up, and everyone has to pay??

    Fuck that on a stick with sauce.

    That woman is nuts if she thinks this will pass.

  5. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 11:07 am #

    Guess what? Imagonna get big stimulus bucks for replacing the refrigerator. Over $300. Unbelievable.

    BiW, we’re waiting on tenterhooks for the scoop this morning. Hope T comes out on top.

  6. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 11:10 am #

    $300? Use that for a new dishwasher or microwave, PattyAnn πŸ˜‰

  7. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 11:15 am #

    Good morning! Things is crazy around here, and I have an attitude. Gonna be a fast day. πŸ˜‰

    If you haven’t seen this, the CBO admits ObamaCare will decimate 800,000 jobs.

  8. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 11:18 am #

    Wow. I didn’t know YouTube embeds here. Did we just turn that on? I swear I’ve posted YouTube links here without having them embed. Guess I’ll have to start trimming the URL.

  9. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    No worries about embedding, Jazz πŸ™‚

    I heard about that yesterday, and some of my libidiot friends called the guy a liar. I laughed and laughed…

    Man, waiting for the Mrs. BisW news is making me anxious…

  10. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 11:49 am #

    “Libidiot” – hahahahahahahahahahahh! Libidiots negatively affect my libido.

  11. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 11, 2011 at 11:55 am #

    Just got the call.

    She was officially RIF’ed. Not the only one, either.

    Its a curious response to cash flow issues…fire the people who can give you the picture of what’s going on, and keep the people who cost you money and destroy morale.

    She’s pissed because the CFO told her that he actually wanted to keep her until the end of the day…he actually asked her if she’d stay and do that!

    She has copies of every email that she sent or that was send to her, including evidence of notgood stuff that the company deliberately decided to do AFTER she had adviced them in writing that it violated both the law and accounting standards. Their response was to take the project away from her, not tell her about it, and do it anyway. She found out six months later when someone accidently included her in a email that had the proff that they did it anyway.

    Two weeks pay in lieu, plus her 90 hours unused PTO, and a letter of recommendation. He was going to check into the COBRA.

    Hint: Check harder, asshole. There is interesting stuff that it would be a shame if it fell into the right people’s hands.

  12. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 11, 2011 at 11:58 am #

    And now that Eygpt has fallen, the rest of the Middle East will follow.

    I sure am glad that our President and Secretary of the Interior have hindered our own oil production!

  13. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    The really curious – and infuriatingly dishonest – thing, BiW, is the dichotomy between the response given to her inquiry about the status of her job and the reality about the status of her job. That could provoke a postal moment in the wrong employee.

  14. Car in February 11, 2011 at 12:02 pm #

    RIF’d?

  15. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 11, 2011 at 12:08 pm #

    Reduction In Force.

    Happens every few years in comapnies like Weyerhauser, International Paper, and others.

    She’s only applying it in this case because they are axing a lot of the finance department today, not because they are actually on par with companies like the W and IP.

    Jazz, what I find curious is that the CFO knows that she knows…more than anyone still with the company where the bodies are buried. And there are people throughout the company who dispise her idiot boss, who is apparently staying.

  16. Car in February 11, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

    Four deer. Right outside my window. Dogs are going crazy.

  17. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 11, 2011 at 12:09 pm #

    That could provoke a postal moment in the wrong employee.

    Like someone who’s worked an average of 12 hour days in the last four months? Yeah. Tell me about it.

  18. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 11, 2011 at 12:11 pm #

    Four deer. Right outside my window. Dogs are going crazy.

    …venison stew, venison steaks, venison hamburger, venison roast, venison jerky…

  19. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 12:13 pm #

    This is like one of those scenes where a homeowner, in front of his own home, cuts the string that holds a wrecking ball at the apex of its swing arc. The business seems to want to destroy itself.

  20. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 12:13 pm #

    BACKSTRAPS!!!!

  21. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 11, 2011 at 12:15 pm #

    Well, they have been a textbook study in constantly compounding bad decisions for the last year.

    I think she could write a “fictional” book about her front row seat and call it “Stupid Managment Tricks”.

  22. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

    BisW, I am very sorry to hear that. She should seek a dish, served cold.

  23. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 11, 2011 at 12:17 pm #

    …venison gumbo, venison fricase, venison and dumplings, venison tacos, venison sanwiches…

  24. Car in February 11, 2011 at 12:18 pm #

    Four deer. Right outside my window. Dogs are going crazy.

    …venison stew, venison steaks, venison hamburger, venison roast, venison jerk

    Dogs have laser like focus now on the deer. Imma gonna grab a picture.

  25. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 12:31 pm #

    My favorite poet is Lord Alfred Venison.

  26. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 11, 2011 at 12:35 pm #

    That’s funny, deer.

  27. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 12:38 pm #

    Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?

    A: I’ll never do that for two bucks again.

  28. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 11, 2011 at 12:48 pm #

    Two blonds were in the woods, standing over a set of tracks.

    One was saying they were moose tracks.

    The other said that they were deer tracks.

    Then the train came along and ran them both over.

  29. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 12:58 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  30. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 1:24 pm #

    Hahahahah! Frank Beckmann has his panties in a twist.

    http://tinyurl.com/4zjte4w

    What a fucking douchetool. Beckmann reminds me of Bob Hope in later life – should’ve left the spotlight years earlier, past his prime, constantly confused, and just plain pathetically uninteresting.

  31. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 1:31 pm #

    This isn’t a deer joke, but it is one worthy of (some) of this crowd. I got it from my (married) brother the other day.

    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me?

    The Princess said NO And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted And raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate the pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ….. The end

  32. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 1:36 pm #

    But in fairness, Bob Hope served a calling much more humane than this idiot ever did.

  33. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 1:37 pm #

    Jazz, that’s hilarious!!

    I had to wipe yogurt off the table, I was laughing so hard πŸ˜€

  34. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    Okay, after the State of Texas sends me the rebate, our new refrigerator priced at $1,870 will cost us $863. (It was on sale for $1,590 plus they gave me an additional 30% discount).
    Will be delivered tomorrow.
    Anyone want some slightly soft Blue Bell?

  35. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

    Damn, how often do I kilt poats??

  36. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    Mmmmm….Blue Bell…. πŸ˜€

  37. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 4:25 pm #

    Anyone want some slightly soft Blue Bell?

    Anyone want some slightly swollen blue balls?

  38. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 4:29 pm #

    Aggie, that joke so reminded me of my friends here. It has “dick” written all over it. And I mean our dick, not “distasteful ass.” πŸ™‚

  39. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 4:33 pm #

    PA, that’s a hell of a deal.

  40. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 4:44 pm #

    OMG, Aggie. Frank Beckmann is a tired, worn-out, hackneyed wanna-be whose audience is held hostage in economic chains under WJR’s 50,000 watt boot.

  41. Jazz February 11, 2011 at 4:45 pm #

    Okay – I have to drive. Y’all have a good night!

  42. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 5:50 pm #

    I hate being on a diet. On the plus side, I have lost weight, so there is that…

    *munches on baby carrots*

  43. Car in February 11, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

    Jazz, I listened to that interview. They talked for about 30 minutes.

  44. Car in February 11, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

    What type of diet are you on Aggie.

  45. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 6:18 pm #

    I’m just cutting the fats and no unnecessary sugars, Carin.

    No sodas, no desserts, no junk food. Eating veggies and fruits and no breads. Proteins are still good though.

  46. pajama momma February 11, 2011 at 6:25 pm #

    unnecessary sugars? Is there such a thing?

  47. Car in February 11, 2011 at 6:25 pm #

    Eliminate white pasta too?

    I made chicken noodle with whole wheat noodles and it was yummy.

    I still eat according to South Beach, even though I’m not trying to lose weight.

    (my size 4s I bought last week are baggy – but I think it’s more a case of size deflation.)

  48. Car in February 11, 2011 at 6:26 pm #

    STFU Peej.

    FOCUS ON ME AGGIE, ignore Peej.

  49. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 6:29 pm #

    LMAO!!!

    I did Nutri-System after I had gained a few pounds, and keep toi the “weekends off” portion of it, since they give you a detailed account of how much of what to eat, and everything to avoid. I’ve lost a little over a pound so far, and I started on Sunday.

  50. Car in February 11, 2011 at 6:30 pm #

    Excellent.

  51. pajama momma February 11, 2011 at 6:38 pm #

    Bate, bate chocolate
    Bate, bate, chocolate,
    tu nariz de cacahuate.
    Uno, dos, tres, CHO!
    Uno, dos, tres, CO!
    Uno, dos, tres, LA!
    Uno, dos, tres, TE!
    Chocolate, chocolate!
    Bate, bate, chocolate!
    Bate, bate, bate, bate,
    Bate, bate, CHOCOLATE!

  52. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 6:39 pm #

    Peej, why are you such a h8r??

  53. pajama momma February 11, 2011 at 6:39 pm #

    focus on me aggie……..put your eyes on me
    bate
    bate
    chocolate

  54. pajama momma February 11, 2011 at 6:40 pm #

    Peej, why are you such a h8r??

    wha????????? chocolate is nothing but love

  55. pajama momma February 11, 2011 at 6:40 pm #

    looooooooooooooooooooooooooove

  56. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 6:43 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Bitch πŸ˜›

  57. Dick February 11, 2011 at 6:53 pm #

    Thank you, Obama, ya sack of shit.

    Kel and I just came in from going to the grocery store.
    We bought $150 worth of groceries for $225, cocksucker.

  58. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 6:54 pm #

    Whoa, same here, Dick. I was appalled.

  59. pajama momma February 11, 2011 at 6:55 pm #

    Gas is freaking $3.33 at the FUCKING CHEAP GAS STATION!!!!!!!

  60. pajama momma February 11, 2011 at 6:56 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Bitch πŸ˜›

    Wow, just wow. I give you love and this is how I get treated.

  61. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 6:57 pm #

    *gives PJM Mexican chocolate*

  62. pajama momma February 11, 2011 at 7:06 pm #

    *gives PJM Mexican chocolate*

    WTF?!?!? This shit’s spicy!

  63. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 7:07 pm #

    Eat it slowly, and with a beer.

  64. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    Eat a cup of cottage cheese, two TBPS of peanut butter, one small can of tuna a day and I guarantee you will lose weight. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, though.

  65. Dick February 11, 2011 at 7:17 pm #

    The extra 40 cents is California fucking you, PJ.

    Gas here is about 2.85.

  66. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 7:18 pm #

    John cannot believe the grocery prices. He’s becoming a curmudgeon. The good kind.

  67. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 7:21 pm #

    I feel for you, PattyAnn 😦

  68. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 7:23 pm #

    California is broke, so the gas tax is very high, I imagine, PJM.

  69. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 7:34 pm #

    I’m not complaining about it anymore, Aggie. I’ve come to terms with it. If it comes back, I’m eating Lobster and steak. If it doesn’t, I’ll stick with my cheap stuff and keep losing weight.
    It doesn’t pay to stress over it.

  70. Dick February 11, 2011 at 7:43 pm #

    PA, Tom Thumb has Ranchers Reserve Ribeyes on sale this week for $3.77 a pound.

    Yeah, Kelly and I bought 20 lbs of them.
    I realize you may not be up to eating a good steak on the grill, but I bet John is.

  71. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 7:58 pm #

    Dick, John knows I encourage him to eat whatever he wants. Right now after having to buy this refrigerator, he’ll probably go into his survival mode and eat pinto beans or black beans and rice for a week. He’s kinda nutty, but I love him.

  72. roamingfirehydrant February 11, 2011 at 8:00 pm #

    Reading about Mrs. BiW – how the hell can they have a Reduction in Force and turn around and advertise on Craigslist to fill her position?!?! Something stinks, and it’s not Jazz’s feet for once.

  73. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 8:00 pm #

    I can’t wait to hear what Mrs. BiW decides to do.

  74. Dick February 11, 2011 at 8:10 pm #

    I can’t wait to read the letter BiW zips over to those lying motherfuckers.

  75. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 11, 2011 at 8:42 pm #

    Gas here is about 2.85.

    $3.19 a gallon for the cheap stuff here, but we have something $.55 cents a gallon going to Olympia so we can have private cars driving people on the dole to the doctors’ appointments that we’re also paying for, and making sure that the state human rights commission can insure the rights of asspokers and donut bumpers to make sure that they get force their lifestyle on the rest of us with ridiculous non-discrimnation rules and such.

  76. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 9:04 pm #

    Good evening, y’all. Had to step out for a while. Seems the leader of our girl scout troop forgot to shop for the crap– I mean craft supplies.

  77. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 9:14 pm #

    Aggie, are you the leader?

  78. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 9:15 pm #

    BiW, please check your gstring.

  79. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 9:24 pm #

    I used to be, PattyAnn, but now I just volunteer.

  80. Dick February 11, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    BiW has a g-string, and I didn’t see him in it?

    I’m pissed.

  81. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 9:53 pm #

    I think BisW owes us a pic, Dick.

  82. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 9:56 pm #

    Aggie, remember, no pic and Dick in the same sentence here. Remember what happened last time? πŸ˜‰

  83. Car in February 11, 2011 at 10:07 pm #

    Ok, let my son drive and he got the minivan (heh heh) stuck in the snow on the hill.

    I got it out … after a bit, but I think he’s traumatized.

  84. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 10:09 pm #

    Carin said the bad word…

    Yeah, I should be more careful, PattyAnn πŸ˜€

  85. Car in February 11, 2011 at 10:09 pm #

    But, on a totally unrelated side note – it’s nice to have a driver in the house (albeit – one in training) who can do kid runs while I have an adult beverage in the hours in-between. Daughter had to be picked up at 9:30.

    PM.

  86. Car in February 11, 2011 at 10:10 pm #

    I told Dick he could poat pictures of those bears iffen he wanted to.

    But I reserved the right to push ’em down like a red-headed stepchild.

  87. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 10:19 pm #

    I can wait for eldest to drive.

    I have enough stress as it is….

  88. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 10:35 pm #

    In four years my GS will be learning. YIKES!
    ♬ Doing ♬ The β™ͺ Time β™© Warp

  89. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 10:36 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  90. Dick February 11, 2011 at 10:39 pm #

    I got it out … after a bit, but I think he’s traumatized.

    Tell that boy he’ll be in for Big Dick’s boot camp if he doesn’t tighten up. πŸ˜‰

  91. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 11, 2011 at 10:39 pm #

    g-string?

  92. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 10:42 pm #

    It was poetic license for email.

  93. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 10:42 pm #

    Don’t know what that is, BisW?

    *waits for answer*

  94. Car in February 11, 2011 at 10:42 pm #

    I’ll send him down there, Dick.

    Actually, I’m thinking of sending my daughter down to Texas this summer. My cousin owns a gym. Figure they could get her going that back flip she needs for cheer.

    They live in … flowerpot? or flower mound or something. You know where that is?

  95. Car in February 11, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    Flowerpot mound?

  96. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    Flower Mound, and Dick is pretty close by.

  97. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 10:50 pm #

    Flower Mound is Texas Indian for “Where Rich People Who Want Acreage Live”.
    It’s nice there.

  98. Car in February 11, 2011 at 10:56 pm #

    they don’t have acreage and they’re not rich. so, they must live on the other side of the tracks.

    They both had jobs, were doing OK, but then they invested all their money in their “dream” – a gym. They both had full scholarships for gymnastics in college – way into it.

  99. LC Aggie Sith February 11, 2011 at 10:57 pm #

    Ok, time for painkillers and then bed. My back is killing me. Y’all have a goodnight πŸ™‚

  100. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 11, 2011 at 10:57 pm #

    Faaaaaakkkk! Headache! I feel like the north facing end of a southbound slitch.

  101. PattyAnn February 11, 2011 at 11:14 pm #

    Two of you sick on a Party Nightβ„’ ?

  102. clintbird February 11, 2011 at 11:48 pm #

    Wut the heck?

  103. clintbird February 12, 2011 at 12:04 am #

    Speaking of high grocery prices, what would it take to get the libtards and RINO’s in DC to put food prices and gas prices back in the inflation index data?

  104. PattyAnn February 12, 2011 at 12:08 am #

    CB, damned time you graced us with your presence.

  105. clintbird February 12, 2011 at 12:11 am #

    *Smooches the beautiful and skinny PattyAnn!*

  106. clintbird February 12, 2011 at 12:12 am #

    PattyAnn, I have this horrible craving for banana pancakes right now. Wanna go get some?

  107. clintbird February 12, 2011 at 12:16 am #

    That’s curious, Oprah. I thought he answered to us.

    http://is.gd/a2vNOF

  108. Dick February 12, 2011 at 9:00 am #

    Car in, Flowermound is right down the street past Grapevine.
    Nice little area. Not many murders.

    Clintbird, how ya doing?

  109. Dick February 12, 2011 at 9:00 am #

    Aggie, I’ll be over later to rub your back.

  110. clintbird February 12, 2011 at 9:58 am #

    Dick, doing fine, thank you. Hope you and Miss Kelly are too!

  111. PattyAnn February 12, 2011 at 10:23 am #

    CB, am I too late for banana pancakes? Carin sure is. We’re not taking her.

    Sittin’ here waiting for the refrigerator…

  112. clintbird February 12, 2011 at 10:31 am #

    My craving passed, PattyAnn.

    Speaking of passing … who’ll do so first:
    L. Lohan or E. Taylor?

  113. PattyAnn February 12, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    1. Zsa Zsa Gabor
    2. Elizabeth Taylor
    3. Charlie Sheen
    4. Lindsay Lohan

  114. PattyAnn February 12, 2011 at 10:36 am #

    5. Abe Vigoda

  115. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 12, 2011 at 11:47 am #

    Abe will be shoveling the dirt over me when the time comes.

    Nice to see ya here, CB. I trust that PA clued you into the first rule of Uncivil Peasants?

  116. clintbird February 12, 2011 at 12:46 pm #

    10-4, BiW.

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