Calling Dick

8 Feb

I think Delaware is calling Dick with a siren’s song:

I hear it loud and clear...

You know I’ll go out there for a visit. It’s a moral imperative.

131 Responses to “Calling Dick”

  1. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 8, 2011 at 3:37 pm #

    Hmmm.

    Antibiotics are on the menu…

  2. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 3:41 pm #

    Heh!

    Place like that screams “tourist trap”, though.

  3. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 3:53 pm #

    Shit, I didn’t win the Lolita glass contest.

    *cries in her stupid water*

  4. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 8, 2011 at 4:01 pm #

    Shit, I didn’t win the Lolita glass contest.

    *cries in her stupid water*

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    Perhaps the pearls
    Didn’t accentuate the attributes fetchingly enough?

  5. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 8, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    Girl! Quit drinkin’ that there stupid water!

    Whatareya tryin’ to do? Screw yerself up?

  6. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 4:10 pm #

    HHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Ok, I’ll switch to Smart Water. Happy??

    And pearls had nothing to do with it. The chick who won had a stupid rhyme:

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Lolitas are fun and flirty,
    They make you want to be too!

    Seriously?? Mine was waaaaaaay better, what with the sentimentality and the VOTES!!!

    But she sucks up to the designer, and gets the freebies.

  7. Kelly February 8, 2011 at 4:14 pm #

    Hm. I may have been there once or twice.

  8. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 4:17 pm #

    Kelly!!!

    *hugs*

    Was it a cool hangout? I think it has definite potential 🙂

  9. Kelly February 8, 2011 at 4:20 pm #

    Oh, you’re talking about the restaurant?

  10. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 4:23 pm #

    Oh, you’re talking about the restaurant?

    Not anymore… 😉

  11. Kelly February 8, 2011 at 4:27 pm #

    Hehe.

    I’ve never been to the restaurant, but driven by quite a few times. I’ll have to ask my parents if they have been there. They’ve hit up just about every restaurant on the Delmarva peninsula. They like to go on the off-season when most of the vacationers are gone.

  12. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 8, 2011 at 4:31 pm #

    Hm. I may have been there once or twice.

    Only once or twice? That’s…disappointing. 🙂

  13. Kelly February 8, 2011 at 4:35 pm #

    He only gets crabby on occasion.

  14. Dick February 8, 2011 at 4:43 pm #

    Aggie, is round number three of snow and ice gonna get to you guys? Or is it just D/FW that’s gonna get hammered.

  15. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    I think it’s just DFW with the trifecta, Dick. We are supposed to get freezing rain. I would rather have the snow, and you KNOW how I feel about snow….

  16. Dick February 8, 2011 at 5:07 pm #

    Well, I’ve stocked up on wine and tequila.
    Let it come on.

  17. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 5:09 pm #

    I’m making a chicken and rice soup from Pioneer Woman.

    And have wine for later. Going to watch “Red” tonight 😀

  18. Dick February 8, 2011 at 6:02 pm #

    Red rocks, Aggie. I liked it so much I bought it.

  19. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 6:05 pm #

    I bought it on your recommendation, if I recall, Dick. Going to send it to Hubby once he’s over there.

    Oh, and I also made Dump Cake for dessert. I’m being a total hausfrau….

  20. Dick February 8, 2011 at 6:28 pm #

    Dump cake… Let me go look that one up.

  21. Dick February 8, 2011 at 6:29 pm #

    Looks like a wiener!

  22. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 6:59 pm #

    It’s super easy, kids eat it, and has all the goodness Michelle Obama wants to eradicate from this earth.

    Dump cake FTW!!!

  23. Car in February 8, 2011 at 7:49 pm #

    I’m snacking through dinner tonight. No wine. No dump cake.

    I FAIL.

  24. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 8:00 pm #

    Wait, wait, wait….

    NO WINE???

    WTF???????????

  25. Car in February 8, 2011 at 8:12 pm #

    I know. Fail.

    I just thought I lay off it tonight.

    I don’t know why.

    I’ll make up for it tomorrow.

  26. Car in February 8, 2011 at 8:14 pm #

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Lolitas are fun and flirty,
    They make you want to be too!

    That is horrible. The contest was rigged.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You want a nice romantic dinner,
    And he just wants a blow job.

  27. Car in February 8, 2011 at 8:15 pm #

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are blue,
    Dip your balls,
    In our Seaman sauce.

  28. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 8:16 pm #

    I think you have a winner with the first one, but the second attempt is just plain plagiarism.

  29. Car in February 8, 2011 at 8:18 pm #

    It’s not plagiarism. It’s a homage.

  30. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 8:28 pm #

    I humbly stand corrected.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Some chick sucked up,
    And I got screwed.

  31. Dick February 8, 2011 at 9:03 pm #

    How many chicks at this dump are nekkid?

  32. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 9:10 pm #

    *looks around*

    I think only Carin. I have 20 minutes before I’m nekkid.

  33. roamingfirehydrant February 8, 2011 at 9:23 pm #

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You want a nice romantic dinner,
    And he just wants a blow job.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    How many chicks at this dump are nekkid?

    Kids still awake and running around. Don’t need to scar them any more than they already are.

  34. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 9:25 pm #

    Roamy!! How are you doing, honey?

  35. roamingfirehydrant February 8, 2011 at 9:32 pm #

    Aggie, I’m tired. I can’t seem to catch my breath today.

  36. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 9:45 pm #

    Well, not to tell you what to do, since you already know. Go to bed, or at the very least, lay down for a while, Roamy.

  37. roamingfirehydrant February 8, 2011 at 9:49 pm #

    I do have my feet up, Aggie.

  38. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 9:55 pm #

    Well, time for my ablutions. Be back later, I hope 🙂

  39. Dick February 8, 2011 at 10:40 pm #

    G’night, Ladies.
    I’m done for the evening.

  40. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 10:40 pm #

    I’m back and I’m CLEAN.

    And nekkid under my PJs.

  41. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

    Damn, just missed Dick.

  42. LC Aggie Sith February 8, 2011 at 11:00 pm #

    I guess I’m out too. Have a goodnight!

  43. Car in February 9, 2011 at 6:48 am #

    Wakey, Morning, everyone UP.

  44. Dick February 9, 2011 at 7:10 am #

    G’morning world.

    It’s a lovely 19 degrees. The wind is at 32 mph from the North and sleet is coming down in buckets.

  45. Car in February 9, 2011 at 7:56 am #

    It’s like 7 here with negative numbers adding in the Wind chill.

    Colder than a witch’s tit

  46. PattyAnn February 9, 2011 at 9:30 am #

    Damn, Dick, what did you do to the weather here?

  47. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 10:43 am #

    Good morning, ladies, gentlemen, and weather wreckers.

  48. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 10:49 am #

    It’s 18 degrees Farenheit with a wind chill of 1 degree right now. It’s also snowing. What a beautiful winter day!

  49. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 10:51 am #

    Meaning that it feels like 1 degree Fahrenheit outside, not that the wind chill makes actual temp feel one degree cooler (17 degrees F).

  50. Dick February 9, 2011 at 11:20 am #

    I just came in from outside. It’s soooo freaking cold, I can’t find my balls.

  51. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 11:27 am #

    Here you go, Dick. Best cut off Albert Collins’ album “Frostbite”

    I misremembered the name of the song as “Frostbite,” which is why it seemed to fit with your comment. It’s not quite as apropos as I first thought, but it IS a great song, so you get it nonetheless.

  52. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 9, 2011 at 11:33 am #

    Colder than a witch’s tit

    I don’t miss saying that.

    Mheh. I don’t miss feeling it. But then, I was always bad at picking girlfreinds.

  53. Dick February 9, 2011 at 11:49 am #

    Albert’s perfect for this weather.
    Good choice, Jazz.

  54. Dick February 9, 2011 at 11:59 am #

    Wait.
    There’s two lawyers having s discussion with me.
    Can I ask how much this is costing?

  55. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 9, 2011 at 12:02 pm #

    Don’t sweat it, old man.

    I’m giving you the “bone in” discount.

  56. Dick February 9, 2011 at 12:14 pm #

    Well then, I feel better!

  57. Car in February 9, 2011 at 12:17 pm #

    It’s up to 13 degrees up here.

    don’t know about wind chill. Ignorance is bliss.

  58. Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere February 9, 2011 at 12:19 pm #

    Well then, I feel better!

    Not yet. But you will.

  59. Dick February 9, 2011 at 12:22 pm #

    Car in, I just started shoveling our driveway and had to take a break for the frozen fingers. Having this shit happen in Dallas is crazy.

  60. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 12:25 pm #

    Garg, it’s cold for South Texas.

    And too damn cold to be selling cookies…

  61. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 12:29 pm #

    Can I ask how much this is costing?

    Who needs a soul? Really, how much do you really use it? Just sign right here….

    🙂

  62. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 12:30 pm #

    Dick, I can’t imagine you’ve got a surfeit of snow shovels in your garage, either. What’re you using – a square spade?

  63. Dick February 9, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    Jazz, that’s exactly what I’m shoveling with, which ain’t bad considering there’s about a 1/2″ of ice below the snow and this shovel has the grunt to get it moving.

  64. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    So, Dick is in a lawyer sandwich?

    Who else besides me is gonna bid on this?

    *salivates*

    From the page:

    Item condition: Used

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  65. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 12:43 pm #

    Sweet plane, Dick. Too bad it’s not airworthy!

  66. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 12:45 pm #

    Jazz, that’s exactly what I’m shoveling with, which ain’t bad considering there’s about a 1/2″ of ice below the snow and this shovel has the grunt to get it moving.

    It’s a good tool for what you’re doing, albeit a bit slow, but with the ice, it might actually be the only practical tool to use. At least it’s not an aluminum coal shovel. You’ll bust your wrists using one of those for ice chipping and throwing snow.

  67. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 12:50 pm #

    It may not be airworthy, but I don’t want to fly it.

    I want to plant it in my front yard, piss off the HOA, and really make criminals think a few times before hitting any homes around here 😉

  68. Dick February 9, 2011 at 12:52 pm #

    Plug a couple of million in it, and ya got yourself a serious ghetto blaster.

  69. Dick February 9, 2011 at 12:53 pm #

    Okay, inside the gate is done. Now all I have left is the driveway to the street.

  70. Dick February 9, 2011 at 1:04 pm #

    This looks like fun and I just might do it.
    Wonder how many 50 year old men are gonna enter?

    http://warriordash.com/register2011_north_texas.php

  71. Car in February 9, 2011 at 1:10 pm #

    Dick, I SO WANT TO DO THE WARRIOR DASH. SO. It’s in July here.

    My son wants to do it with me.

  72. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 1:10 pm #

    That sounds like a great time, Dick.

    Looks like there’s a prize for best costume, too…(hint, hint)

  73. Dick February 9, 2011 at 1:18 pm #

    I could care less about winning anything. I think it’d be a ball to be able to go unhinged for three miles.
    Car in, do it. You only regret it if you don’t.

  74. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 1:22 pm #

    I think you should do it, Dick. It sounds like a great adventure, and definitely something that should be on a list of things to do.

  75. Car in February 9, 2011 at 1:23 pm #

    It looks like a riot.

    It’s only a bit over three miles here. The length various according to he location.

  76. Dick February 9, 2011 at 1:27 pm #

    Aggie, I pretty much talked myself into it, of course Kelly may have different ideas. Guess jogging needs to be addressed. Car in, 3.24 miles here, or something like that.
    5200 meters. Nothing to it. (snicker)

  77. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 1:30 pm #

    I know that timing is done for the course, but can you choose to walk the course?

  78. Dick February 9, 2011 at 1:34 pm #

    I’ll jog it. I’m too old and torn up to run it, and the ego’s too fucking big to walk it.

  79. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 1:35 pm #

    the ego’s too fucking big to walk it.

    I have a seriously hard time accepting that.

  80. Dick February 9, 2011 at 1:42 pm #

    Age hasn’t torn that down yet. I wish it would.

  81. Car in February 9, 2011 at 1:54 pm #

    yea, I think ours is 3.4 too. I saw some were 3.1.

  82. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 1:56 pm #

    Gah…I hate being crafty, and not in the “take over the world” way. Have to come up with a little swap for Thinking Day in Girl Scouts. We are representing Greece.

  83. Car in February 9, 2011 at 1:58 pm #

    Greek salad?

  84. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 2:02 pm #

    Got the food covered. I need to make little pins to give away.

    *hates life right now*

  85. Dick February 9, 2011 at 2:10 pm #

    Keep it real. Paint a sleazy Greek hooker with a beard and mustache on the pins.

  86. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 2:14 pm #

    Paint a sleazy Greek hooker with a beard and mustache on the pins.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Hm…..

  87. Dick February 9, 2011 at 2:37 pm #

    Just came back in. Fingers are frozen.

  88. Car in February 9, 2011 at 2:49 pm #

    You could craft little Ouzo bottles.

  89. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 2:49 pm #

    Tequila can fix that, Dick.

  90. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 2:53 pm #

    I think I’ll do olives out of wooden beads and red yarn, for the pimento.

    Or maybe Olympic rings out of cardstock.

    I did make a sample of one that was very cute. Swirled blue and white model magic clay into a ball, flattened it to a 1 inch disc, and glued a euro penny to the middle. I saved those pennies for such an occasion….

  91. Dick February 9, 2011 at 2:54 pm #

    Olives…
    Those sound yummy right about now.

  92. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 2:57 pm #

    I got feta-stuffed, garlic-stuffed, and jalapeno-stuffed olives in stock here, Dick.

  93. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 3:03 pm #

    John Yoo takes on Lawrence Tribe: http://ricochet.com/main-feed/Laurence-Tribe-s-Naked-Arrogance-on-Display

    Some priceless stuff in there.

  94. Dick February 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm #

    These are simply pitted, and delicious.

  95. Dick February 9, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

    Isn’t Yoo the guy who wrote or approved the waterboard jobs?

  96. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 3:11 pm #

    Sort of, Dick. He justified enhanced interrogation techniques, which covers waterboarding.

  97. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 3:16 pm #

    Yay!! PJM is back.

  98. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 3:17 pm #

    Jazz, Tribe sounds like he knows this Obamacare shitstain of a law will die in court.

  99. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 3:23 pm #

    James Taranto at WSJ takes on Larry Tribe: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704364004576132421415193268.html

    To borrow from Frank Zappa, “In the room where the giant lib’rel lawyer works, the torture never stops.”

  100. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 3:24 pm #

    That’s about all he knows, Aggie. He obviously has serious problems acknowledging that his muses could have been wrong.

  101. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 3:26 pm #

    Hi, peej! which cert did you grab? That’s how my brother got started on his career. He’s now a database admin for a teaching hospital in Chicago making fat cash.

  102. Dick February 9, 2011 at 3:28 pm #

    Yep, he’s a guy I wouldn’t want to mess with.

  103. Dick February 9, 2011 at 3:30 pm #

    Very cool.
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41492254/ns/us_news/

  104. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 3:33 pm #

    He obviously has serious problems acknowledging that his muses could have been wrong.

    Fixeted.

  105. pajama momma February 9, 2011 at 3:34 pm #

    Oh it’s a totally stupid useless cert, but it’s one my university requires to make sure I have a level of competence before I can start my next cert, which is A+.

    As far as this one is concerned, I am a “Certified Internet Web Professional”.

  106. Dick February 9, 2011 at 3:38 pm #

    As far as this one is concerned, I am a “Certified Internet Web Professional Porn Surfer”.

    Fixt.

  107. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 3:42 pm #

    As far as this one is concerned, I am a “Certified Internet Web Professional Porn Surfer”.

    I could CLEP out based on life experience.

  108. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 3:42 pm #

    Fixeted.

    Isn’t that the truth.

  109. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 3:43 pm #

    Peej, that’s how my brother started, too – with a small cert. The kept piling up, though, and now he’s actually got a marketable skill.

  110. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 3:44 pm #

    Baby steps, PJM… 😀

  111. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 3:49 pm #

    http://www.hookersandbooze.com/2011/02/old-man-winter/

    Fuck ice and winter. I WILL BEAT YOU!!!

  112. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 3:50 pm #

    If you say “fuck ice and winter,” Aggie, and winter is an old man, winter might need some viagra to help its case of old-man ween.

  113. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 3:52 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  114. PattyAnn February 9, 2011 at 3:52 pm #

    http://is.gd/DickIsNext

  115. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 3:58 pm #

    Dems demand Clarence Thomas recuse himself from hearing ObamaCare appeals based on irrelevant employment history of his wife as a “conflict of interest” because of pending, legitimate calls for Elena Kagan to recuse herself based on her role in with respect to the litigation as Solicitor General.

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0211/49166.html

    Cry-baby morons.

  116. Jazz February 9, 2011 at 3:59 pm #

    Nice, PA!!!

  117. Dick February 9, 2011 at 4:05 pm #

    PA, that’s exactly how my next one is going out.
    Same pricing too.

  118. Dick February 9, 2011 at 4:07 pm #

    Aggie, how’d ya like “Red”?

  119. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 4:09 pm #

    Dick, I didn’t get the chance to see it. Little One was sick last night, so I had to tend to her. I will watch it this evening, though.

  120. Car in February 9, 2011 at 4:12 pm #

    Excellent, PA. Especially since much of the new fiction out there is DRECK.

    Obviously, the publishing overlords are a FAIL.

  121. Car in February 9, 2011 at 4:13 pm #

    I want my iPad. Hubby says when I go for my consult with the boob doctor, he’ll get it for me 😉

  122. Car in February 9, 2011 at 4:15 pm #

    I mention the iPad cause then I’ll be able to get a cool e-reader. So essited.

  123. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 4:29 pm #

    Carin, Hubby told me I could get one next year. As in this fall. I’m kinda jazzed about it 🙂

  124. PattyAnn February 9, 2011 at 4:34 pm #

    Dick, remember us when you’re rich and famous and open millions of Crabby Dick’s across the land.

  125. Dick February 9, 2011 at 4:47 pm #

    Hah! I’ll never be either, PA. But thanks for thinking I have a smidgen of a chance.

  126. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 4:58 pm #

    You have a really big chance, Dick.

    Seriously, you have talent 🙂

  127. Dick February 9, 2011 at 5:13 pm #

    Aggie, I appreciate your thoughts as well, but I don’t have a prayer.
    No pedigree, I don’t know anybody who can pull strings, and I suck at kissing ass.
    Three strikes.

  128. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 5:19 pm #

    No pedigree, I don’t know anybody who can pull strings, and I suck at kissing ass.

    Yeah… I recall Stephen King having the same problem….

  129. Dick February 9, 2011 at 5:51 pm #

    Aggie, in the world of writing; reality is a motherfucker.
    But once again, thank you.

  130. LC Aggie Sith February 9, 2011 at 5:57 pm #

    NEW POAT!!! NEW POAT!!! NEW POAT!!!

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